Hey peeps, as always thanks for all the wonderful comments. Here is pretty much part 2 of the last chapter. Its still Em, Jasper, and Alice but pulling pranks on the family. So read on to see what is going to happen. Thanks for reading, JenCullen28.
Chapter38: Big Trouble for Emmett, Jasper and Alice!
Emmett's P.O.V.
Yesterday was the funnest I have had in a very long time and we are not done. Yes we got kicked out of Wal-Mart for two months but now its time for us three to turn our pranks on the family. I have so many ideas that is going to be fun to get ready for the rest of the family. Rose called me early this morning telling me that they will be back home late tonight, so we have plenty of time to get everything set up or messed up. Now we just have to hope that Bella don't come home till the family does or we all three will be in deep trouble. I have a feeling tho that we are going to be in deep trouble when the family gets home.
"Alice, can you tell how much trouble we are all going to get into when the family gets home?" I asked her.
She sat there for a moment and got that distance look in her eyes telling me that she is looking and then she came back.
"We will be grounded, but it wont be to bad," Alice told me.
I sat there for a moment and then thought of what we needed.
"Okay guys, we need to go to the store to get some things. Like, instant mashed potatoes, plastic forks, hard candy, a really big envelop, balloons, shaving cream, Oreo cookies, some peppermint white toothpaste, glitter and confetti, and maybe some other things that I am not thinking of. Also, before we go in I would like to pull some pranks on some people at the store with a note and see what will happen," I told them.
I then found a pen, paper and I had an evil smile on my face. I started to write a note for people at the store. I made many copies so we can get a lot of people. I then started to write the note,
"I am sorry but I was in a hurry, I dinged your car while backing out of my parking spot. The damage to your isn't to bad, but I wanted to leave my name Mr. Sniffyourbutt and my phone 200-299-3099 if its more extensive than it looks to me. Sorry again and have a nice day," I put on the notes for people cars.
I then saw Alice and Jasper run upstairs to get ready and so I did the same thing. I got to mine and Rose's room and changed then I sat on the bed trying to think what I could do to our room that won't mess anything up to much. It then hit me and I started to laugh. I walked out of my room where Alice and Jasper were walking down the stairs. I met them in the living room and gave them my best evil smile. We then left the house and loaded in my jeep and left for the store in Port Angels; Wal-Mart would be better but we got kicked out so we had to go to different shops to get what we needed.
The first store we went to was where I could get the mashed potatoes, forks and some other things. Before we went in I added a note to a car next to my jeep and we sat in the jeep for a few minutes when the person of that car came up and saw my note. They started to read it and we watched that lady face get really red and we just laughed. She then picked her phone up and called the number that I gave her which was a sex line number (not for real). When she was on the phone her face got even redder and we just laughed our asses off. She then threw the note on the ground and started to look her car over and that made us laugh harder. She then heard us and I put a CD on that was nothing but funny jokes. She knocked on my window and I rolled it down.
"How may I help you?" I asked her.
"Did you do this to my car as a joke?" she growled at me.
"Ma'am, I have no idea what your talking about. Me and my brother and sister are listening to a CD with funny jokes," I told her.
She gave me a go to hell look and walked to her car, got in and then left. We all three then died laughing at her. After we calmed down we got out to go do some shopping. We walked into Alco, a new store that was just put in a few months ago. I call it a mini Wal-Mart and I do mean mini. We walked in to start looking for what we needed and I was very surprised that we found everything that we were looking for in there and I mean everything. I grabbed all of there instant mashed potatoes, bag of balloons, plastic forks, and everything that we needed. We then walked around a little bit trying to see what they had and I liked it. Alice tho did not like the clothes they got here. We then walked up to the checkout and this young woman was waiting to check us out. She was pretty for a human, I looked at her name tag and it said Jennifer. When she saw us her mouth hung open and we smiled at her. We then started to unload our cart for her.
"Hello, and how are you all doing today?" she asked us.
"We are doing really good Jennifer. How are you?" I asked her.
She blushed a bit and we laughed.
"I am doing okay I guess. Its just we are really slow and I am bored," she told us.
"I am sorry, it wont be long tho before you get off of work. Jennifer, I know we all just met you but would you like to hang out with us some time?" Alice asked her.
Me and Jasper both knew what Alice was thinking about and we both shook our heads back an forth. She wanted Jennifer as a friend to have someone else to go shopping with. Jennifer agreed and I though that Alice was going to bounce out of the store. Alice got Jennifer's number and told her that she will call her some time. Then we were done and we thanked Jennifer and walked out. Me and Jasper both looked at Alice and she tried to hide her face and act shy.
"What? I mean she looks like she will be really fun to hang out with and I saw us shopping. She wont gripe and complain like Bella and Jade do," Alice told us.
We all laughed and we had enough time to pull one more dent prank. I put it on a car a few rows down from where we were and as we loaded the stuff in the jeep we noticed a old man walking up to the car. He had the same reaction as the lady but when he called the number he stayed on the phone. He then got in his car and he started to do something and then Alice gasped.
"Lets get out of here NOW!" she yelled.
So I pulled out really fast not wanting to know what that old man was about to do. On our way home we laughed the whole time. We got home in no time and I looked at the time and it was just turning 2pm. We still had a few hours so we went to work. I had Jasper and Alice both doing different things while I blew up over 300 balloons and threw them into mine and Rose's room. By the time I was done you could not see nothing in our room and I laughed my butt off. I then went to Bella's room and did something to her drawer and then I scatted the instant potatoes all over her room and was going to wait till 30 minutes before they get home to add water. Jasper came up to me and told me that he was done with Edward's room. Then Alice came up to me and told me that she was done with mom and dads room.
"Okay, now someone put dish soap in the water hose, and the other put a piece of hard candy in each of their bathroom shower heads and I will work on the Oreo Cookies," I told them.
They both nodded and took off to what I told them to do. I walked to the kitchen and opened the package of cookies and started to scrape the cream in the middle off. Then I added the toothpaste and made it look real. You could tell it was peppermint and so I would tell Bella that they are new Oreo Cookies. After I was done Alice and Jasper joined me and we all laughed at what we had set up for our family.
"Now Alice, please tell me when its 30 minutes till they get back so I can add water to Bella's room," I told her.
She nodded and smiled at me.
"Bella and the family will be home at 5pm so we have a couple of hours to do nothing," she told me.
So me and Jasper decided to play a video game while Alice read a book. We played for a long time then Alice stood up and smiled.
"Okay Em, they will be home in 30 minutes, so lets all add water to Bella's bedroom floor and then sit back down till they get home. Then we will wait for the fun to start," Alice told me.
So we all three went to the kitchen and filled up 6 mixing bowls full of water and went into Bella's room where I had put the potatoes all over her bedroom floor. We all then started to add the water and watched as it all turned into mashed potatoes. We all laughed and walked downstairs back to the living room and started to do what we were doing. This time tho we all three had to block our minds from Edward so he could not hear what we just did. I beat Jasper at the game we were playing when everyone showed up from hunting or visiting. Rose ran up to me and her eyes were a beautiful gold color again. She started to kiss me and I so wanted to take her upstairs and have my way with her but I could not. Dad sat down and mom sat on him, Edward and Bella hugged and kissed and I just smiled.
"I am going to go get a shower Edward, then when I get done lets all watch a movie," Bella told him.
It took everything in me to keep from laughing and I blocked my mind from Edward. Edward got up and they both walked up to their rooms and the fun was about to start. Me, Jasper and Alice waited for some kind of noise and then we heard what we were waiting for. We heard Bella scream and Edward yell really loud. Rose, mom and dad ran up to see what was going on while us three were rolling on the floor from laughing so hard. If I was human I would have peed myself big time. We then heard Rose yell, and then mom and followed on yelling. Then all five of them yelled, EMMETT, JASPER AND ALICE! GET YOUR BUTTS UP HERE RIGHT NOW!" We laughed even harder but got up off the floor and headed upstairs. On our way up Alice gasped and I knew we were in bigger trouble than we thought a first. We got to the top of the stairs and stood in a line in front of four very pissed off vampires and even Bella pulled off the pissed off vampire look. Then dad walked up to us and his eyes were not the gold color that he came home with, they were the blackest I have ever seen them before.
"Emmett, Jasper, Alice, what in the world did you three do to our rooms? You three have an hour to clean up all the rooms and when you three are done come downstairs to be punished for what you three did. Oh and Edward saw the video camera on Alice and Jasper bed and showed me it, oh yeah be ready for your punishments," dad growled at us.
Yeah, that scared all three of us because dad never growl at us. I gave Alice a dirty look for leaving the camera on the bed and she smiled at me. The others walked downstairs while we had to clean the shaving cream out of Edward's room, the forks out of mom and dads room, the mashed potatoes out of Bella's room. Then I remember about the balloon and stick pin in Bella's top drawer and left it there. As we were cleaning at vampire speed we heard mom starting to scream and we all three looked at each other. Alice had put dish liquid in her water hose nozzle, and when she went to water her garden to calm down some, well we looked out the windows in the rooms that we were in and saw that her flowers and plants were covered in soap bubbles. I was expecting to hear them call us but they did not and I just had a really bad feeling about this.
An hour later we had all rooms cleaned up, I even had to hand wash Bella's carpet in her room after I got done cleaning all of the mashed potatoes. We all three came out of the rooms with trash bags full of stuff or buckets of water. We left them at the top of the stairs and walked downstairs at a very slow pace. When we got downstairs they were watching the video that we had no idea that Alice had brought with her. They were watching what we did in Wal-Mart and then they saw that we were kicked out for two months. Dad turned the TV off and we looked at the still really pissed family in front of us. Dad stood up and walked up to us.
"You three owe all of us apologizes. Then after them I don't want to see the three of you for the rest of the night. Now to the punishments for you three. I was just going to ground you three for a week for what you did here but when we saw that video and then making your mom scream because bubbles started to shoot out of the water hose, well its going to be much longer. You three think you were bored then be ready to be bored for two months. I am going to put the game systems up along with the games. I want all three of you to give me your credit cards, there will be no shopping for the next two months. You three will not be able to watch TV or go out anywhere unless you are with me or Esme. You three will be doing all of the chores around the house. You will help your mother with the garden and without any complainants. If anything happens to any of us in the next two months then you three will be grounded for that many more months. So if there is anything left in this house that is a prank you better get them out before more stuff happen," dad told us in a sickly calm voice.
So us three went to the bathrooms and took out the candy from the shower heads, and I took the balloon out of Bella's drawer. Then it hit me, I forgot about the confetti and glitter I put on the fan blades in the living room. I ran at vampire speed and saw Bella getting ready to turn the fan on because I heard her say she was warm, but I missed her by a split second and the fan came on. Confetti and glitter fell from the blades and showered the living room. There was confetti and glitter everywhere and on everyone. Jasper and Alice was next to me right when it happened and held their faces in their hands. I was afraid to look at the family so I did the same as Jasper and Alice. It was way to quiet and so I took a peak and saw the same looks they gave us an hour ago. Then mom got up and I knew we were in bigger trouble.
"Well guys, that added another month to being grounded and now you three have a living room to clean up. When you are done go to your rooms and I do not want to hear any thing coming from the rooms for the rest of the night," mom growled at us.
Then everyone got up to go get cleaned up while we cleaned the living room. I then looked at Alice when they left the living room.
"Alice, I thought we would not get in that much trouble. Oh but now we are grounded for three months and nothing to do. I am not going to do anything like this again and what was up with the video camera? I knew they would find it if you just left it on the bed like that. I am so mad right now," I told them.
We all went to working on the living room. An hour later we had the living room cleaned up and looking really nice. Everyone came back downstairs and us three went to our rooms like we were told. I walked in to my room and laid on the bed thinking about what happened today.
Esme's P.O.V.
I can not believe that those three did that to my house. I have never been so mad in my entire vampire life. I still love them but if they are going to act like little kids then they will be treated like little kids. I hope my flowers and plants will be okay after getting a washing with bubbles. I then decided to go get my other hose and wash all the soaps off my flowers. That will also help me to calm down some since Jasper is in his room.
Edward's P.O.V.
It was so funny to see them three get in trouble like that. All I know is noting better not be broken or wet from all of that shaving cream in my room. I so wanted to kill all three of them but I guess not seeing them for the rest of the night will have to do. We may have to replace Bella's carpet even tho that nasty stuff was cleaned up it stills smells really bad in there. My room smells better than hers does. Mom told us that Bella can stay in my room and that they will move her bed in there until tomorrow. Then them three will replace her carpet. I was so mad until Bella started to kiss me and calmed me down some. We put a movie in and started to watch it as mom and dad told them three to put Bella's bed in my room. Then they joined us with Rose to watch the movie. What a weekend.
Well peeps, there you go. So what do you all think of it? Thanks for reading and get ready for me to start writing the events that will lead up to the wedding. Thanks again JenCullen28.