Odd Little Shorts

by The Odd Little Turtle

Drabbles written for Wednesday Prompts at the ME Challenge LiveJournal. Short, badly written and mostly stupid. You've been warned. Features a good chunk of Joker, Ashley, Kaidan, Shepard, and James Vega but I make fun of other characters too.

5. Noodle Incident

Prompt: Noodle Incident

"Oh, c'mon, feel the love."

Shepard shot Joker a glare that would have made most men wither - and it usually worked on him. Why it wasn't now was lost to her, and it irked her to no end.

"Forget it."

"But-"

"Wabash Cannonball."

Joker looked away a moment. "Hey, that would have worked if Garrus and Tali were standing in the right place."

"And what about the super glue?" she questioned. "With the onions and spaghetti?"

He shook his head. "Oh, no way! You're not pinning that one on me." He crossed his arms. "That was completely Mordin's idea. He wanted to answer some physics question that's been plaguing him for years."