Odd Little Shorts

by The Odd Little Turtle

Drabbles written for Wednesday Prompts at the ME Challenge LiveJournal. Short, badly written and mostly stupid. You've been warned. Features a good chunk of Joker, Ashley, Kaidan, Shepard, and James Vega but I make fun of other characters too.

6. She's a Little Trigger Happy

Prompt: She's a Little Trigger Happy

Boom.

Squeeeek!

Boom.

Squeeeek!

Miranda's perfectly sculpted brow raised a fraction. "Is the Commander alright?"

Boom.

Eeeek!

Boom.

"Damn it!" Boom. Baddda-Boom. Baddda-Baddda-Badda-Boom.

Garrus shrugged. "You might as well let that one go, Shepard. You're running low on-"

Boom.

Garrus ducked away from the krogan turret as Shepard swung the thing near the encampment. "Damn it, Shepard. Don't incite a clan war over a damn monkey."

Wrex guffawed. "That's what I like about Shepard. She was always a little-trigger happy." He nodded sagely. "Follow her for the best fights."