Odd Little Shorts

by The Odd Little Turtle

Drabbles written for Wednesday Prompts at the ME Challenge LiveJournal. Short, badly written and mostly stupid. You've been warned. Features a good chunk of Joker, Ashley, Kaidan, Shepard, and James Vega but I make fun of other characters too.

18. Salarian Pronz

Prompt: Salarian porn

Shepard blinked, silently mouthed the words Joker had just spoken before saying them aloud. "'Salarian porn?'"

Joker just shrugged. "It isn't for salarians. Apparently the industry is bigger in the krogan DMZ than it is in salarian space."

"That was entirely too much information, Joker," she told him.

"Just trying my hand at being an information broker," he told her with a grin.

"Stick to piloting."

"Yes, ma'am."