Wow already over a hundred followers!? I'm glad so many people enjoy this story! It's pretty funny to write to be honest. I was already mostly done with this chapter when I posted the others so that's why it's being posted so quickly. I am an intern over the summer however so my posting dates might be few and far between. I'll update when I can though however!
Hope you enjoy this chapter!
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Day 3
"NATSUUUUUU!" Happy yelled as he laid on the bar top next to Natsu.
"W-what buddy?" Natsu replied as he awkwardly shifted his weight on the stool.
"Hurry up and turn into a fish! I'm hungry!" Happy whined as he rolled onto his back.
"I-I'll get right on that Happy." Natsu mumbled as he glanced to his side before quickly putting his gaze back to his breakfast. "U-uh can I help you Cana?" he asked as he cast another glance to the woman that was sitting DIRECTLY beside him and had been staring at him since he entered the guild.
"Actually I want to ask you something." Cana said as she leaned even closer to the dragon slayer causing him to shift away slightly.
"W-w-what do you want to know?" Natsu stuttered out, not used to the Cana being so… close and talkative towards him.
"Well last night I was lying in bed and a thought came into my mind." Cana said playfully as she put a finger on her chin. This action gained the attention of the local barmaid that was close by.
"And?" Natsu asked innocently.
"Well" Cana dragged out as Mira decided to make her way closer to the two, just in case. "After yesterday I was wonder how you fit that monster in your pan-"
"CANA!" Mira yelled as she slammed her hands on the bar top in front of the woman.
"Huh?" Natsu asked confused.
"CANA YOU CAN"T SAY STUFF LIKE THAT!" came a fourth voice from behind the group causing them to turn only to see a slightly distressed Lucy.
"Luce! You're back!" Natsu grinned as she stood to greet the blonde.
"I didn't expect you to be back so soon Lucy!" Mira said with a smile.
"Well after what happened yesterday what do you expect?" Cana smirk which caused both Lucy and Mira to blush and Natsu to look to the clock behind the bar in fear.
"T-that not why I'm here!" Lucy yelled trying to defend herself. "I-I came because I did this to Natsu so I should help him throughout It." she continued as she glanced over at the dragon slayer, her eyes glancing down slightly. An iron grip on her shoulder however pulled her back to reality.
"There will be no need for that Lucy. I will tend to Natsu." Erza smirked as she squeezed Lucy's shoulder a little tighter. She was surprised though when she suddenly felt Lucy's hand on the top of hers.
"Its fine Erza I should take responsibility for it after all since it is my fault." Lucy pressed shocking everyone since this was the first time she had ever gone against what Erza had said.
"No really Lucy, I will take care of Natsu." Erza stressed as she dropped her friendly demeanor.
"Its fine Erza, after all we have to take responsibility for our actions." Lucy replied as she failed to notice Erza's change in posture. "Plus…" she added "I um… I kinda feel like I should after all." Lucy blushed slightly.
"Oh so NOW you decide to come to terms with your feelings! Well listen here big tits!" Cana said as she stood "You aren't the only one after this little fireball anymore!" she ended pointing at Natsu who was more preoccupied with holding the clock and counting down his minutes till hell to notice what the women were discussing.
"W-W-WHAT! What do you mean come to term with them! AND WHAT ABOUT NOT BEING THE ONLY ONE!" Lucy yelled as she stared at Cana in disbelief.
"Sorry Lucy but Cana is right." Mira smiled sadly from behind the bar.
"RIGHT ABOUT WHAT!" Lucy yelled again as she started between the two.
"Lucy." Erza said sternly "We have all come to the conclusion of how good of a partner Natsu would be in a lifelong relationship. We only recently truly tried to understand our feelings for him and due to his nature of good will and dependability we have all come to terms with our feelings." Erza finished with a nod.
"Not to mention he's packing!" Cana added cheerfully.
"That also." Erza nodded sagely, coming to terms with her perverted side.
"Not you too Erza." Mira groaned.
"Wait WHAT?!" Lucy yelled. "Have any of you even been following the story so far?" Lucy said putting her hands in her hips "Obviously me and Natsu are going to be cannon. I mean the whole princess dragon theme that eventually turns into the angel demon thing!" Lucy said waving her arms.
"Well if that's your logic then the knight and dragon theme works also." Erza said as a tick mark appeared due to Lucy's sudden rebellious actions.
"Also since I use demon takeover doesn't that work nicely for me?" Mira smiled sweetly.
Cana just shrugged "My old man already sees him as a son in law so does it really matter if I have a theme?"
"GUYS ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW!" Lucy yelled as she stamped her foot. "MIRA! You tried to even set us up before! ERZA! We talked about this before! And CANA! I don't really know what to say to you!"
As the four women continued their argument another women made her way across the guild to the depressed dragon slayer.
"How you doing Natsu?"
Natsu looked up as he heard the familiar voice. He turned is his chair only to come to face to face with a smiling purple haired woman. "I'm going to die KINANA!" he cried as he slammed his head back down onto the bar top. "Yesterday was hell! I don't even want to know what will happen today."
Kinana gave Natsu a small smile in reassurance before reaching out and rubbing the poor souls back in order to make him feel slightly better. "It will all be fine Natsu." She smiled sweetly. "And yesterday wasn't um... all that bad, right?" She turned her head slightly so that Natsu wasn't able to see her growing blush.
"Uh hmmm."
Kinana turned around as she heard someone clear their throat behind her and jumped at the sight of four women giving her a stare that could kill your average man.
"What exactly are you doing Kinana? There are still things to tend at the bar." Mira asked a little too sweetly as parts of her killing aura leaked out.
"I-I-I um" Kinana stuttered out as she backed farther away from the crazed women only to feel a hand grab her arm. She looked down in horror until she realized that is was Natsu who held her arm.
"Thanks Kinana." Natsu said giving his toothy grin. "But don't trouble yourself, it's my problem so you don't need to worry. I'll think of something." Natsu said as his grin turned into a small smile causing Kinana to give him a small smile in return.
"Just whenever you need something feel free to ask Natsu." Kinana smiled as Natsu just nodded and turned back to look at the clock. Kinana turned towards the four women. "Was with a dragon slayer once and I actually was a flying reptile." She said sticking her tongue out and throwing up a piece sign at the four jealous women causing them to only grow in rage.
"YOU WERENT EVEN HUMAN!" Lucy yelled.
"YOU BIT ME!" Erza added as she held out her arm and pointed to it "I almost cut it off because of you!"
Kinana just waved her hand "detail details, it's all in the past." She said discounting their claims.
"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?" Lucy getting the attention of all the people present in the guild. "It was supposed to be us two." She suddenly croaked out as she fell to her knees depressed.
"Geez Lucy can't believe you can't handle a little competition." Cana said shaking her head in disbelief.
A sudden flash of light appeared beside Lucy as one of her spirits appeared. "Princess is something the matter?" Virgo asked as she appeared "If it would improve your mood you may punish me." She said with a slight bow.
"It's…" Lucy sniveled "Its fine Virgo. Just Erza, Mira, and Cana. And now even Kinana want to take Natsu away from me."
Virgo tilted her head confused "What do you mean take away princess? Master Natsu is right over there, should I bring him over here for you?"
"She's just mad because she isn't the only one that likes Natsu anymore." Cana said crossing her arms "she's being overdramatic."
Virgo looked to Lucy to Natsu then back to Lucy. "I understand." She nodded as she walked towards Natsu.
"Wait you understand what?" Lucy asked as she watched Virgo approach Natsu.
"Master Natsu."
Natsu turned to see the pink haired maid behind him. "Huh? What are you doing here Virgo?" he asked curious.
"There is something I must inform you about. Due to the way things are it seems that now would be the best time to inform you." Virgo spoke as she closed her eyes.
"WAIT VIRGO!" Lucy cried from the ground.
"What are you so scared of Lucy?" Mira asked perplexed by the blonde's outburst.
Lucy put her hand out "She's gonna tell Natsu that I lik-"
"I want you to punish me Master Natsu." Virgo said causing Lucy to face plant.
"Punish you?" Natsu tilted his head.
"Yes Master Natsu. It has always been one of my fantasies to be punished by you again." Virgo said with no emotion, causing Erza to spit out some of the water she was drinking.
"AGAIN?! What have you been doing to this maiden Natsu?" She yelled as she reequipped a sword and pointed it at Natsu.
"I-Wh-I I don't know what she's talking about Erza!" Natsu cried.
"Ever since you first punched me I have yet to find something that could match it." Virgo continued decided it was best to just ignore the situation she was causing.
"NATSU YOU HIT HER!" Mira yelled "I thought you were different than that." She said as her lip started to tremble.
"T-This is a misunderstanding I would never do that!" Natsu waved his hands,
"I have never forgotten master Natsu, that day in the mansion." Virgo lifted a fist "It was truly amazing."
"Mansion?" Lucy asked tilting her head before a light bulb went off "OH when you were with that fat guy that dug holes! That was before you were my spirit!"
"Exactly princess." Virgo nodded before grabbing hold of Natsu's hands. "And I want to be punished like that again by Master Natsu, and much more." She said looking Natsu in the eyes while hers sparkled.
"WAIT! Virgo since when has this been a thing!? And why do you even like him!" Lucy begged as everything was becoming too much for her.
Virgo just turned around and looked at Lucy then back to Natsu before looking back to Lucy "We both have pink hair." She said plainly causing everyone to sweat drop.
Before any more discussion was able to happen however the distant sound of a clock tower's bell began to ring throughout the city.
"OH no…" Natsu groaned as he looked towards the clock then back towards the people present "WHAT THEY HELL ARE YOU ALL LOOKING AT!?" he yelled as all five women's head snapped up form looking at his lower body. A collection of 'Um sorry' and 'I don't know what you're talking about' was the response except for Cana who threw out 'I wanna know if you're hard again.'
But she was ignored.
"I wonder what it'll be today." Mira asked.
"I guess we'll find out." Lucy shrugged as the all looked to Natsu. And just like the day before Natsu suddenly sat up straight and tensed. The guild fell quite as they waited to see what poor thing would happen to the poor soul today.
"AH man he isn't hard today." Cana whined breaking the silence and making the room very uncomfortable.
"Huh I don't feel any different." Natsu shrugged. As he stood and checked himself out.
"Are we sure it's the right time?" Mira asked as she went behind the counter to check on the clock.
"Yeah we heard the bell ring just like yesterday." Kinana replied as she walked around Natsu to see if anything had changed.
"Perhaps the potion has already ran is course?" Erza asked aloud.
"If so that was a really bad super potion." Mira replied as she set the clock back down.
"I hope it's over." Lucy sighed "this has all gotten too crazy since this started."
"I don't think it has." Virgo suddenly said catching the attention of all present.
"What do you mean Virgo?" Lucy asked.
"I can sense there is still something wrong with master Natsu." She explained. She then turned to Natsu and grabbed his hands "I'm can still sense the something within you master Natsu, please punish me for not being able to help you." As soon as she finished her sentence Virgo suddenly found herself forced down and bent over a knee. Before she even had any time to react a swift smack hit her in the rear causing her to squeal in surprise.
"NATSU WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" Erza suddenly yelled pulled out her blade again and pointing at Natsu who had Virgo bent over his knee pulling his hand back for a second blow.
"I-I-I DON'T KNOW I CANT CONTROL IT!" He cried as his hand came down on Virgos rear again causing the women to yelp again.
"OH master Natsu your punishment is so good! Punish me harder!" Virgo cried as Natsu once again went rigid before sending down his hand even harder causing Virgo to yelp again.
"I CANT STOP IT!" Natsu cried.
"The hell are we watching…" Cana said as she looked at the scene before her. There was a sword waving woman pointing her sword at a crying Natsu while a pink haired maid was having way too much enjoyment at being spanked.
"STOP!" Lucy yelled shielding her eyes.
Natsu's hand immediately stopped right before hitting Virgos bottom. The maid let out a content sigh before standing up and bowing "I look forward to more punishment in the future Master Natsu." She said before leaving in a burst of light.
Natsu just looked from the place that Virgo stood to Erza to his hand to Lucy. "What's happening?" he said as his lips trembled.
"I have a guess." Cana smirked sending shivers down everyone's spine. "Mira can you put your arms out like as if you were to hug someone?"
"Like this?" Mira asked as she opened her arms confused.
"Perfect." Cana smiled before turning towards Natsu "Natsu." As his name was called Natsu's body went rigid. "Could you kindly motorboat Mira for me?"
Mira's face suddenly burst in an explosion of "CANA WHAT DO YOU THI-" she was cut off though as a Natsu suddenly tackled her to the ground and shoved is head between her naughty pillows "NATSU!" she yelled in surprise.
Natsu's trip in paradise however was short lived as he was instantly plucked up off the girl by an iron gauntlet "NATSU WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!" Erza yelled.
"I don't know!" Natsu whined.
"Hey Natsu!" Cana said in a sing song voice. His body went rigid in Erza's grip which caught her attention, as she opened her mouth to say something Cana's words beat her to the punch "Give Erza a frenchy for me." She smirked.
Erza snapped her head towards Cana "CAN-"she was stopped mid-sentence as Natsu's hand turned her chin to him. Before she could express her shock however she suddenly felt something warm collide with her lips. He eyes widened as she saw that it was Natsu's lips that were now connected with hers. She suddenly felt his arm wrap around her waist and pull her closer as a wet tongue glided over her lips before forcing its way inside her mouth. Once she realized what was happening she raised her hand to his chest and pushed slightly. 'Well I tried to push him off.' She shrugged internally as she quickly wrapped her arms around Natsu's neck and pulled him closer, fighting for dominance in the kiss that she had been dreaming about.
"NATSU STOP THAT!" Lucy yelled. As she did Natsu suddenly became rigid and Erza felt him stop doing his part in the kiss. After a split second internal struggle Erza decided to go with the most logical option at the time.
Natsu was suddenly sent flying across the guild and landed face first into in pillar "How dare you try to take my innocence Natsu!" Erza said however didn't sound nearly as mad as she wanted to. "Now get back over here!" she yelled as Natsu pulled his head out of the pillar and was in front of Erza in the next moment. Erza smirked as she figured out the potions side effect for the day. "Natsu do you know what you just did?" Erza glared.
"Yeah but I couldn't help I-"
"Good do it again." Erza smirked as Natsu went rigid and in the next second was once again in a heated lip lock with Erza.
"So what was the purpose of punching him across the guild?" Cana asked confused as Mira suddenly appeared behind her surrounded with a dark purple aura.
"Oh Natsu come here for a moment." The demon asked politely as the dragon slayer was in front of her in flash, a 'hey!' coming from a red haired mage behind him.
"Please don't Mir-"
"Pin Cana against that wall for me." She asked politely as Natsu went rigid again.
Cana put her hands up "hey wait a min-"she suddenly found her hands pinned above her head, a knee pressed between her legs lifting her off the ground.
"I-I-I'm sorry Cana." Natsu said as he had her pinned against the wall.
Cana just bit her lip "I could get use to this." she wink before wiggling on Natsu's knee.
Natsu eyes' went wide "w-w-w" he stuttered as Cana pushed her chest against him.
"NATSU HERE NOW!"
Natsu suddenly found himself caught in the arms of his blonde partner as Cana fell from the wall with a small 'ow'.
"What are you all doing to Natsu?" Lucy yelled at the women who looked her way. "Obviously the potion is some kind of obedience effect and you are taking advantage of the fact!" Lucy glared at the women who just look towards each other. "You should all be ashamed of yourselves and how your-"
"Natsu burn off Lucy's' shirt." Cana said.
"Selves and how you- NATSU!" Lucy yelled as her shirt was suddenly turning to a pile of ashes at her feet, her face grew crimson as she noticed she was still holding Natsu's face rather close to her now exposed torso. Nothing a good Lucy kick can't fix.
As Natsu pulled his head from the latest pile of debris he rolled on his back as he looked at the chaos that was happening on the side of the guild he was thrown form.
"Hands down best day to come to the guild." Macao said from beside him as he along with most of the other men drooled over the half-naked Lucy, the thoughts of Natsu's encounters with Virgo, Cana, Mira, and Erza still floating around their minds.
Natsu let out a groan as everyone around him stared at the crazy females.
"OI Flame brain!"
Natsu's suddenly got stiff, not just form the effect but because he knew this was going to be bad. "The hell you want ice princess!" he yelled back as he turned to face Gray.
Gray only smirked "I want you to do something for me." Natsu's posture tensed as the effect took control. "I want you to say these six words." Gray said as he got closer "Gray you are better than me" he said as he put up a finger per word. "Say that as loud as you can for me."
Natsu stiffened as he fought for control. This guy, Gray, was a dick! There was no way in hell he was ever going to say that GRAY was better than him! "Gr-"he suddenly slapped his hand across his mouth.
"What was that Natsu? You're going to need to say it LOUDER!" he smirked as he started to chuckle at Natsu's struggle.
At this point veins were starting to appear along Natsu's forehead as he tried to fight the effect of the potion. "GRAY YOU ARE BE-"he yelled before falling forward with both hands holding his mouth shut.
"CMON NATSU SAY IT!" Gray yelled.
Natsu started to roll around on the ground before he got on his knees and tried to punch through the floor, hoping the pain would take over the urge to say the complete lie. As he went to deliver another punch a thought came to his head.
Natsu smirked as he stood, he turned to Gray who smirked back at him. "Give up?" Gray asked
Natsu only nodded before opening his mouth. "Gray you are better than me…. AT BEING A LITTLE BITCH!" Natsu yelled before running away from Gray and shoving his fingers in his ears so he couldn't hear any more commands that Gray could shove his way. As he ran through the guild with his hands in his ears to stop from doing the many request that he knew people were throwing in his direction. It took many skillful backflips and turning into full ninja mood till he finally found himself alone in the cellar of the guild. He let out a quick sigh as he pulled his fingers out of his ears and rested against the stone wall.
"Natsu what are you doing down here?"
Natsu jumped as he heard the voice from behind him. "Kinana you scared me!" he said as he tried to catch his breath.
"I'm sorry Natsu I didn't mean to scare you." Kinana smiled sweetly.
"Its fine, I just thought you were one of the others." Natsu let out another sigh as he rested against the wall again.
"Yeah things are getting pretty crazy." Natsu said as he lifted his hand "Stupid potion." He grumbled as he put his hand back down.
Kinana gave the dragon slayer a small smile before sitting beside him catching his attention. "Kinana what are yo-"
"Natsu put your head in my lap." Kinana said as she pat her lap. Natsu went rigid as he did as he was told and face panted in the women lap.
"Kinan-"
"Shhh" Kinana said as she started to gently run her hands through Natsu's hair. "Just relax Natsu." Kinana whispered as she looked at Natsu with a small smile. Natsu went rigid for a second before relaxing.
"Thanks Kinana." Natsu grinned causing her to blush.
"No probl-"
"KINANA are you down there?" came the voice of Mira form the cellar door.
"Yeah I'm here, I'm just looking at some stuff!" Kinana replied as she tried to make up a story so they wouldn't find Natsu.
"I wonder if Natsu is down here." Mira said aloud.
Kinana jumped slightly "No Mira he is-"
"NATSU COME UP STAIRS!" Mira called.
A flash of pink rushed past her as she smirked and turned to Kinana who had come out from behind the corner. "Oh so you were keeping him to yourself down here?" Mira smiled "I'll deal with you later." She smirked as she turned and walked upstairs. Kinana gulped at her retreating figure before following her up.
Meanwhile in the guild Natsu was busy trying to dodge all the commands coming his way. "UNLESS SOMEONE ORDERS ME TO KICK ICE PRINCESS' ASS IM NOT LISTENING!" he yelled as he ran for the crowd of people on his tail. He looked forward to see Happy sitting on the counter eating a fish.
"HAPPY SAVE ME!" he yelled.
Happy looked up from his fish to see Natsu calling him for help. He stood and threw a thumbs up to his father "AYE SIR!"
'Thanks Mavis for Happy!' Natsu thought as he did one last jump to escape to rampage of those following him, which mostly consisted of Cana and Erza. He pulled his fingers out of his ears "ALRIGHT HAPPY HELP ME!" he begged.
"AYE! Natsu only listen to me till your potion wears off!" Happy yelled cheerfully. Natsu went rigid for a second before his body relaxed again.
"NATSU!" Erza yelled "COME HERE NOW!"
Natsu tensed and closed his eyes as he was prepared for his body to move on its own to follow the command. When he opened them he was surprised to find himself still in front of Happy.
"HAPPY IT WORKED!" Natsu yelled as he grabbed Happy and brought him into a giant hug. Meanwhile the giant group of people that were recently chasing Natsu let out a depressed groan as the fun seemed to be over.
"So close." Erza gritted her teeth.
"You and me both sister." Cana said beside her "I was gonna order him to carry me home next." She let out a sigh.
"YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES!" came a squeal form Lucy, she was wearing a table cloth as her new shirt.
"AH you're just mad since you didn't have as big of a moment as the rest of us." Cana teased.
"I-I-I NO!" Lucy blushed
"You are all so cruel." Came the sudden voice of Natsu as he held Happy in his arms, his eyes starting to water and lip tremble.
Erza quickly brought him into a painful hug "I apologize for my actions."
"She says that as she crushed his head into her armor." Mira commented as Erza looked down to see Natsu smashed against her plate metal.
"My apologies." Erza said quickly as she reequipped out of her armor into her favorite set of clothes, her bunny outfit. Then moved to hug Natsu again, this time successfully shoving his head between her cleavage.
"ERZA!" Lucy yelled as Erza released Natsu from the 'hug'.
"What?" Erza asked innocently.
"Why does this happen to me, Happy?" Natsu asked as he laid on the ground where Erza left him.
"Because you never listen to me Na-" Happy stopped and stood as a light went off over his head gaining the attention of all present "Natsu!" he yelled as the said pink haired man went rigid at having Happy call his name .
"I WANT YOU TO" Happy yelled taking a huge breath "BECOME A FISH!"
Natsu eye grew in surprise "HAPPY HOW CO-"he voice cut out as he grabbed for his throat. He started to stumble around waving his arms in the air.
"What's wrong with him?" Lucy asked concerned as Natsu fell to the ground and started to roll around.
"Isn't it obvious?" Cana replied as the watched Natsu flop around "Fish can't breathe out of water." She said calmly.
"WHAT SO HE CAN'T BREATH!" Lucy yelled as Natsu suddenly stopped moving and his eyes turned to X's. "OH MY GOD DIED!" she yelled
Erza walked over to his body and reached down "No his pulse is still there, he must just be knocked out due to lack of oxygen." Erza explained as she reached down and picked up Natsu.
"Awwww he didn't turn into a fish!" Happy whined as he sat on the bar top.
"YOU STUPID CAT! YOU ALMOST KILLED NATSU!" Lucy yelled as she tried to catch happy.
"Um Erza where are you taking Natsu?" Mira asked as Erza walked towards the front of the guild.
"I'm taking him to his house so he can rest." Erza explained as she continued to walk towards the exit.
"What a wasted opportunity." Cana sighed "I bet we could've made Natsu do some really great things." She smirked as she thought of the possibilities.
"Yeah, but I don't know if I liked Natsu that….. Assertive." Mira blushed as she held her arms around her chest.
"I agree." Came the voice of Kinana as she joined the others "I prefer him when he is the kind gentle Natsu."
"Well neither of you were pushed against the wall like me." Cana grinned "I would've been okay giving the whole guild a show when that happened."
"That's enough!" Lucy groaned "at least we know what the side effect for today was. Ill write it down so ill at least get paid." She groaned again as she made her way to an empty table to order a drink to help with her stressful day.
Meanwhile Erza was currently at a fork in the road she looked to the left 'Hmm Natsu lives in the woods in that direction.' She thought before turning right 'It would be wrong of me to leave Natsu alone in the condition, guess I'll have to take him to my place till he gets better.' Erza smirked as she made her way to Fairy Hills. 'And maybe give him some…. Persuasion in reaching the same conclusion I made towards him.' Erza thought as certain scenes from various books made their home in her mind.
And thus concluded the 3rd day of Natsu's Potion Pandemonium.