Hello again. This story is purely for my enjoyment so to answer how long it will last. It will last as long as I have ideas to use and there is interest I'm the story.
There will also be some serious chapters to this story just so that way I can set up some more comedy down the road. I'll try to add as much humor as possible though just to keep it funny!
Many people asked about lemons, the answer to that is that there most likely won't be any. That is unless I get a large demand for them, then I might consider.
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Day 4: dragons
Natsu groaned as his eyes blinked, feeling the sunlight coming in through the window and landing on his eye lids. He tried to shift into a more comfortable position away from the pain in the ass beam of light. However as he tried to shift his position his ears picked up a small groan of disagreement as he suddenly felt a tightening around his mid chest and leg.
Without even looking he knew by the softness of what was tightening around him that he had a visitor. Natsu let out a sigh "You aren't going to kick me out of bed today are you?" he asked aloud, knowing that his visitor was most definitely awake.
"No, I find it much more enjoyable this way." Was the response as he felt his body get squeezed once more, but this time it felt gentler as he was snuggled into.
Natsu raised his eyebrow in semi shock as he began to look down "Really? You never do this Lu- ERZA!" Natsu yelled shocked. His reward was a swift punch to the face,
"Silence." Erza ordered as she snuggled into her Natsu warming pillow.
Natsu held his nose with his free hand, that wasn't under Erza, from the sudden impact as he decided now would be a good time to look around and figure out exactly where the hell he was. He quickly noticed the heavy strawberry and sugary smell in the air as well as the many suits of armor that lined the walls of the room. "Hey Erza." Natsu asked in a quitter voice as to not upset the woman a small groan was her response to let him now that she was listening. "Why am in your bed?" Natsu asked.
Erza opened her eyes and adjusted herself to be more on top of Natsu, crossing her arms on Natsu's chest and propping her chin on them so she could look straight at Natsu. "Is there a problem with you being in my bed?" she asked with a slight edge.
"N-n-no not at all." Natsu stuttered out in fear.
Erza shot him a small smile "Good." She sat up so that her legs were on either side of Natsu's hips, her hands were on Natsu's chest as she looked out the window to her side to see around what time in the morning it was.
Natsu looked up slightly memorized as the sunlight shined down on Erza's light skin. It made her radiate with a golden glow, her fierce scarlet hair hung low down her back except for two strands that went over each of her shoulders and cascaded down her ample bust. "Hey Erza?" Natsu asked as his eyes gazed upon the woman that was currently straddling him.
"Yes Natsu?" Erza asked with a small smile as she turned her attention back to the dragon slayer. She leaned forward till she was resting on her elbows on Natsu's chest.
"What are you wearing?" Natsu asked as his eyes did her a once over again.
Erza followed his gaze and sat up as he studied her body, she was wearing a rather skimpy outfit this morning. A pair of lacy white underwear that had a transparent thin layer of red cloth flowing from it. When she looked back up to Natsu she grew a small blush, not due to the fact of wearing a rather lewd thing in front of him, but due to the predatorily gaze that Natsu was currently giving her.
"It's just something that I thought I'd wear." Erza said gaining confidence from Natsu's reaction. She smirked as she felt a pair of callused hands rest on her thighs. "What do you think?" she asked drawing lazy circles along Natsu's abs between his open vests.
Natsu's eyes snapped off her body to her eyes, the predatorily look left without a single sign that it was ever there. His face turned into a large grin "It suits you, I like It." he said in Natsu's always innocent tone.
The change in Natsu's demeanor didn't go unnoticed by the red head, nor the fact that his hands also left her legs when it did. She narrowed her eyes "Natsu why di-"
"ERZA YOU COMING TO THE GUILD OR WHAT?" came a shout from the other side of Erza's door catching the attention of both of the occupants.
"I will later Cana!" Erza called back before turning towards Natsu, he gave her a questioning look. "I just thought it's been a while since we have been able to do some comrade bonding." Erza reasoned. Sending a shiver down Natsu's back as he remembered last time she said that he wound up being dragged around the entire city and made to carry everything that Erza wanted.
"YOU SURE? MAYBE NATSU WILL HAVE HIS CANNON OUT TODAY! YOU SURE YOU WANT TO MISS IT?" Cana yelled again, her voice sounded closer to her door.
"NO IT'S FINE!" Erza shot back quickly trying to convince Cana. She then smirked to Natsu "I plan to see it an-"
"WELL THAT ONLY MEANS ONE THING THEN!" came the voice of Cana from the other side of the door.
"CANA I SAID TH-"
Erza was cut off though as the door to her room flew open and almost broke off its hinges. A brunette beauty stepped in and leaned against the door frame. "Hey there Natsu." She winked as she looked to the two on the bed.
"Sup Cana." Natsu replied with a causal wave.
"CANA WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" Erza screeched as she quickly jumped off of Natsu and reequipped into her usual armor, embarrassed at being caught.
"The real question is what are you two love birds doing?" Cana said playfully "Please," she gestured back to the bed "Don't stop for me."
"We were simple getting up to get ready to go to the guild." Erza said trying to defend her pride after being caught.
"Well having a quickie will definitely get you ready for the day." Cana smirked before turning to Natsu and letting out a sigh before she started to walk towards the bed "Well if Erza is done I better not leave you hanging."
"HALT!" Erza commanded as she reequipped a sword and pointed it towards the card mage to stop her in her tracks.
"What is it now?" Cana let out a sigh as Erza had gotten into a rather annoying habit of pointing her swords at people now a days.
"You will NOT be doing indecent things to Natsu. And you DEFINITLY won't ever being doing them in my bed." Erza narrowed her eyes.
Cana let out another sigh "Fine, would you like to join in then? That way everyone here gets happy."
Erza nearly dropped her sword "W-w-w-w why wou-"
"I mean I'm down for some experimenting." Cana winked.
Erza's eyes grew wide in a shock but before she could respond both women froze as they heard a rather loud growl emit from their side. They both slowly turned their heads slowly in the direction of the growl. Natsu was sitting with his back against the head board of the bed. One of his knees were propped up with his arm resting on it. His vest was missing as he sat back, his hair casting a light shadow across his face. He looked up slightly and both women froze again at the predatorily gaze he cast towards the two of them. A smirk they had never seen before graced his face.
Then in a blink of his eyes it was gone.
He quickly reached behind his head and scratched his neck sheepishly "Uh sorry about that." He said nervously before getting up and grabbing his vest and walking his way to the window. "Um I'm going to the guild, see you there!" he called as he was already jumping from the window leaving a still tense situation in the previous room.
"Good Mavis my panties are soaked." Cana said as she let out a breath she didn't know she was holding.
"I… I may have to change also." Erza agreed as she fidgeted slightly.
"What was that though?" Cana asked turning to Erza. "I've never seen Natsu like that before. It looked like he was ready to dominate me, not that I'd say no but still."
"I don't know but he gave me the same look earlier today." Erza said as she turned to Cana only to see her in her face.
"Oh please tell." Cana smirked.
Meanwhile Natsu let out a sigh as he walked down the hill that lead to the women's dormitory. "Stupid dragon instincts." He grumbled as he decided to walk towards the guild. He looked up, his face calm and in deep thought. 'What the hell is up with Erza, Cana, Mira, Lucy, Kinana, and now even Virgo?' Natsu thought as his face scrunched up frustration. 'This is usually so much easier, but now they are making this season so much harder for me!' Natsu's face relaxed as he let out a groan. "Oh well, not like it was really that easy before." As Natsu finished a body suddenly fell out from the tree directly in front of him.
Natsu took a good look at the body before a shit eating grin spread across his face. "Having fun stalking Levy, Bolts for brains?"
Gajeel instantly stood from his collapsed form on the ground and gave Natsu a glare "Stalking is a strong word Salamander, I prefer the term reconnaissance." Gajeel defended as he crossed his arms.
"Damn mating season is hitting your ass hard." Natsu commented as he started to walk past, Gajeel followed suit as the two walked down the road side by side.
"Hey don't be acting all buddy buddy with me." Gajeel grumbled "If it wasn't for us agreeing to look out for each other when this shit comes around I would've pounded your ass back there."
Natsu gave him a dead panned look "Then why did you let me get kidnapped by Erza yesterday…"
Gajeel just met his gaze "The fuck did you expect me to do against Erza?" to which Natsu just let out a shiver before nodding his head. "And you need to cut out the dense bull shit. I was there yesterday ya know. I saw you fight against what Gray said but when it came to the women you just pulled that stupid dense card."
"What do you mean?" Natsu asked innocently.
"You can't be that dense Salamander." Gajeel sweat dropped. "I mean shit it was your idea for us to team up for mating season."
"Well when you're in a guild where every women wears the smallest amount of clothing possible you start to get desperate." Natsu sighed before glaring at Gajeel "AND IM NOT DENSE! I just chose to act like I don't notice because it makes everyone calmer then if I let them all know I want to lock every women in the guild in my house for a few weeks."
"Whatever you say Salamander." Gajeel responded not really finding enough to care about what Natsu said. "I'm just glad Wendy isn't of age yet and there aren't any other female slayers we know of."
Natsu nodded his head in agreement "I just hope we are both mated before Wendy does come of age. Thank Mavis she is only twelve."
As the approached the guild hall Gajeel looked to the sky to see the position of the sun "It's about that time already Salamander, I almost feel sorry for your ass. Gihi." Gajeel chuckled "almost."
"Well I damn sure wouldn't feel sorry for your dumbass if we were switched." Natsu shot back as he bust open the door to the guild and the duo walked in.
"Natsu!" yelled from across the guild catching his attention "There you are, we were beginning to wonder if you were going to make it, Happy came in earlier and said you weren't home." Mira said as she crossed her arms under her ample chest and popped them out slightly as she gave a pout "You had me worried you meanie."
"S-s-sorry Mira." Natsu apologized as he scratched the back of his head nervously.
"Remember Salamander, ALMOST feel sorry for you." Gajeel chuckled as he broke away from the fire dragon and made his way farther into the guild. Mira walking past him towards Natsu.
"Its fine I guess." Mira said as she approached Natsu still with a cute pout.
"Yeah, Erza kinda kidnapped me for the night. I just woke up a little while ago." Natsu explained as he noticed the pout instantly turn into a glare.
"Oh did you now." Mira said narrowing her eyes, her dark aura starting to seep from her body.
"Y-yeah but I jumped out her window and got out of there as soon as I woke up." Natsu said waving his arms in front of him to calm the demon.
It worked. "Oh well in that case." Mira closed the gap between the two and gave Natsu a quick kiss on the cheek "I forgive you."
Natsu took a step back and put his hand where he was kissed "W-w-what the hell Mira?" Natsu stuttered out as his face flushed. Mira only gave him a giggle as the doors to the guild blasted open.
"DON'T YOU DARE DO ANOTHER THING TO NATSU!" roared Erza as she stood with Cana.
"Says the one that kidnapped him." Lucy sweat dropped from the side.
Erza crossed her arms and looked away "I didn't kidnap Natsu, I was simply making sure that he was alright. I didn't want to leave him so that someone could exploit him in his defenseless situation." Reza defended herself.
"Yupp." Cana said by her side "And you straddling him this morning was not exploiting anything." Erza flinched as Cana finished.
"WHAT THE HELL ERZA!" Mira and Lucy yelled.
"I-I-I was simply keeping him warm." Erza said with her face flushed red with embarrassment.
"Yeah and we all know the best way to warm things up is to rub them against each other." Cana said casually as she walked past the women.
Meanwhile Natsu had walked to the bar leaving the women at the front to have their own fight. As he sat down Kinana approached him. "Anything I can help you with Natsu?" She asked politely.
"Can you stop them from killing me today?" Natsu asked gesturing towards the group of women at the door causing Kinana to giggle.
"I'll try my best Natsu." She flashed a smile "is there anything you want to drink?"
Natsu let out a groan as he hit the bar top with his head "yeah give me some whisky, I need something to calm me down."
Kinana only nodded "I'll have it right up." she smiled as she walked away. Natsu watched as she walked away, his eyes averting to her large hips. His eyes turned to slits as he was unable to turn away. Luckily for him however suddenly a blue fur ball landed in front of Natsu and cut off his line of sight towards Kinana's retreating figure.
"NATSUUU! HURRY AND BECOME A FISH!" Happy whined.
"Happy…." Natsu said quietly as his hair covered his eyes.
"Aye?" happy said cheerfully smiling at Natsu.
"YOU ALMOST KILLED ME YESTERDAY!" Natsu snapped as his eyes were full of tears. "Just to be a fish…. Why did you do that Happy?" Natsu asked as his voice quivered as he remembered Happy's betrayal.
Happy looked at Natsu for a few long seconds. Looking from his betrayed look to his teary eyes and quivering lips. "Aye!" he said again cheerfully before flying away.
"HAPPY YOU TRIATOR!" Natsu yelled as Happy flew over to the front of the guild, as he got closer the doors opened up to reveal Wendy and Carla returning form their mission.
"WENDY! CHARLA!" Happy yelled as he landed beside the white haired exceed.
"Happy!" Wendy greeted with a smile while Charla simple ignored him.
"You have both been missing out!" Happy said cheerfully getting the two's attention.
"Missing out on what Happy?" Wendy asked curiously.
"Well since Lucy is evil" a 'hey!' was heard behind him as a certain blonde heard his comment "Natsu had to drink this SUPER potion thing!" he said holding his arms wide to show how super the super potion was. "So now he goes crazy every morning at ten and then the entire guild go crazy after he does." Happy said with a large smile.
"T-t-they go crazy?" Wendy asked concerned.
"Wendy we should return home before the hooligans go on another one of their rampages." Charla said as she started to pull Wendy out the doors.
"Wait Charla, if it's a potion causing Natsu to go crazy maybe I can help!" Wendy said fighting against Charla.
"Nonsense, you spend too much time with these uncivilized people as it is." Charla argued back.
"AYE!" happy cheered "and you might not want to go by Natsu, Wendy." Happy said getting a concerned look form Wendy "every other girl that goes by him becomes SUPER crazy."
Wendy look at Happy confused "What do you-"
"FOR THE LAST TIME ME AND NATSU DID SLEEP TOGETHER BUT WE DID NOTHING!"
Wendy's eyes grew wide as she started to blush. "E-erza!" she squeaked as the redhead turned to see Wendy behind her.
"I apologize Wendy, I didn't know you were there. I will refrain from using such crude language in front of you." Erza said with a bow.
"Well Erza I think that is only fair for me to take care of Natsu tonight then." Mira said on the other side of Erza. Wendy watched as Erza tensed and turned around. She couldn't hear what she was saying however as she felt Charla's paws covering her ears. After a few minutes in which Cana, Lucy, and even Kinana joined Erza and Mira in their screaming match Charla finally pulled her paws away as the group of women walked away.
"I-I see what you mean by going crazy, Happy." Charla shivered as she felt as if her ears were just defiled by what the group of women had said.
"Aye." Happy said as his mood got darker "It's all because of the potion… the potion…." He mumbled as he was enveloped in a dark aura. Wendy and Charla gave him a concerned look as the blue cat suddenly turned and started to stalk off towards a random corner of the guild "THE POTION CAN DO ANYTHING!" he yelled suddenly before disappearing into the crowd.
"W-w-Wendy we should leave." Charla said as she started to push Wendy towards the exit.
"But Charla we need to he-"
Wendy was cut off as the sudden ringing of the clock towers bell. The entire guild fell into silence.
"No Wendy we need to leave-"Charla said till she stopped as she saw Happy in front of Wendy, standing between them and the door. "Happy how did you get in front of us? I thought you wen-"
"IT'S STARTED!" Happy yelled suddenly causing Charla to scream and jump onto Wendy's head in fright "THE POTION HAS STARTED!" he yelled as he fell to his knees. "WE ARE ALL DOO-"Happy paused as he took a sniff. "Oh Mira I want a fish!" he yelled reverting back to normal as he flew into the crowd.
"C-child." Charla stuttered. "Run home and pack your bags, I'll buy you some time. Meet me at the train station in ten minutes, if I'm not there go on without me." Charla said as she started to push Wendy to the doors even harder.
Before Wendy could respond however a sudden explosion was heard near the bar of the guild. Wendy's head snapped toward the direction as her thought turned towards her responsibility of being the guilds healer. She saw a cloud of smoke surrounding several of the stools at the end of the bar. Her eyes widened as she remembered who she saw sitting there only moments ago.
"NO!" she screamed as she pushed past Charla and ran through the crowd, her eyes started to water as she came to the worst conclusion "NATSU!" she yelled as she made it to the end of the crowd and jumped into the smoke.
She was expecting the worst a she flew into the smoke left by the explosion. She wasn't however expecting to hit something incredibly soft. She heard a soft grunt on impact as she and whatever she hit landed on the ground. She squinted her eyes before opening them, the cloud of smoke was starting to dissipate as the world around her started to become more visible. First she noticed the feel of extremely smooth skin along her hands and cheek. After that she began to notice the slightly tan color that filled her vison. As she picked up her head she began to see more. Like the two large mounds barely covered with the sides of a black vest with gold trimming right tin front of her. As she looked up more she was able to make out the color pink as she looked towards where the head should be on a body.
"Natsu?" she asked.
Erza coughed as she waved the smoke away in front of her "Wendy? Natsu?" She yelled as the smoke began to dissipate. As it did her jaw along with all the others of the guild fell to the ground as the saw the scene in front of them.
There was Wendy straddling a rather busty pink haired women that was in Natsu clothes. Both of Wendy's hands were groping the women's breast.
The pink haired women let out a soft groan as she opened her eyes to see the incredibly red face of Wendy looking down on her. She sat up as Wendy sat frozen, her hands still locked onto the woman's breast. "What the hell Wendy?" She groaned "Don't just yell my name then come crashing into me like that." She groaned again as she rubbed her head.
"N-n-n-natsu?" Wendy stuttered as she sat in the pink haired woman's lap.
The pink haired women looked toward Wendy "Yeah Wendy?"
"OH MY GOD HE TURNED INTO A GIRL! HAHAHAHAHAAH" Gray suddenly burst out laughing in the crowd surrounding the two women "THIS JUST GETS BETTER AND BETTER!" he yelled as he had to lean against a pillar for support.
Natsu gave him a questioning look before looking down at his chest to see where Wendy still had her hands resting. The blue haired girl let out a squeal of embarrassment as she quickly retracted her hands letting Natsu's bust fall and the vest to flutter open for a second. Resulting a massive wave of nosebleeds erupting from the male population of the guild. Even Gray halted in his laughter as a small stream of blood began to run, however he would never admit to it.
Natsu reached up and grabbed both breasts before squeezing them slightly and moving each one, not helping with the amount of blood that was currently leaking from the brains of the male population due to the little show.
"You know, I'm not even mad about this one." Natsu shrugged and gave a few more experimental squeezes.
"N-natsu! At least cover up some!" Lucy squealed as she was the first to snap out of her shock.
Natsu let out a sigh as he reached up and grabbed his scarf before wrapping it around his chest. "Happy now Luce?" she asked after her chest was now securely hidden. She stood as Wendy quickly got off of her. Natsu quickly grabbed her pants as she stood, not wanting to completely reveal everything to everyone. She tightened her belt to ensure that her pants wouldn't fall off of her now more slender figure.
Now that Natsu was standing everyone got a full view of exactly how much Natsu had transformed. His broad shoulders were now much narrower. The space where his vest parted that usually showed his impressive six pack now showed a very toned and smooth stomach that matched Erza's. Natsu was now a few inches shorter also, his hips were in more of a tear drop shape. Where his face used to seem more masculine now had a feminine touch but still looked slightly animalistic with her defined jawline and slanted eyes. Her hair flowed down to her mid back in its still spiky pink fashion.
"Damn." Cana said interrupting the silence as she walked forward, well at least your package transferred over nicely." She smirked as she grabbed one of Natsu's breast.
"CANA!" Mira yelled as she slapped her hand away from Natsu who just looked down as she was groped. "You can't just grabbed Natsu's breast like that!" Mira yelled, feeling weird for having to say that combination of words.
"I take that back." Natsu suddenly spoke up getting the attention of his guild mates. The all looked towards him and their eyes grew at what the saw. Natsu's eyes were slits as her hair started to flare slightly. The guild could feel the sudden rise in his magical energy output. "This was a really bad time for this one." Natsu said with an edge to her voice as her eyes zoned in on her target.
Kinana and the rest of the guild looked towards Natsu with a questionable look "What do yo-"
She wasn't able to finish he sentence though as she was suddenly pushed out of her way. A sudden deep growl silenced the guild once more as everyone's head snapped to the source. The all gave questioning looks as the saw Gajeel step forward. A good amount of magical power was rolling off the dragon slayer as he made his way towards the bar. His eyes also in the form of slits instead of their usual appearance.
"OH NO!" Wendy squealed as she stood in front of Natsu and looked towards Gajeel."G-g-gajeel this is still Natsu!" She said waving her hands in front of her.
"Wendy what's going on?" Erza asked curiously as she watched the encounter between the three dragon slayers, she would've asked Natsu but by the way her body was tensed and her attention was preoccupied she doubted she would get an answer.
Wendy turned towards Erza and started to sweat a little "W-Well you see um it's a dragon slayer thing." Wendy stuttered out as she still kept her eyes on Gajeel as he slowly got closer.
"What is it?" Erza pressed as she noticed by the way the blue girl fidgeted that something was wrong.
"GAJEEL STOP!" Wendy yelled ignoring Erza but her voice went unheeded. She turned quickly to Natsu before her face flushed "S-s-sorry about this Natsu!" she squealed before jumping up and wrapping her arms around his neck and pressing her lips against his.
The guild could only watch with wide eyes at what the saw. A few more of the male population start to get nose bleeds once again at the scene, because I mean, lesbehonest here. Gajeel however stopped dead in his tracks as his eyes reverted back to normal, he let out a sharp breath of air as he looked around confused by where he was until he saw Wendy pull away from Natsu and wrap her arms around the pink haired woman's leg.
Natsu's eyes also returned to normal as Wendy pulled away. She looked down to see Wendy wrap her arms around her leg before looking up and seeing Gajeel regain himself. She grew a smirk as she placed a hand on Wendy's head. "Good thinking Wendy!" Natsu praised as she messed with the girls hair "If you weren't here that could've ended badly." Natsu giggled nervously.
"God damn Salamander." Gajeel growled "Now of all times you decide to grow some tits!" he yelled pissed off "THAT RUINS THE ENTIER PLAN YOU DIPSHIT!"
"ENOUGH!" Erza yelled tired of being ignored and now not knowing what the hell was going on "NATSU, GAJEEL, AND WENDY! EXPLAIN YOURSELVES!" she orders as the three jumped and wrapped arms around each other in fright. As Natsu and Gajeel noticed each other positions the quickly jumped away from each other as if they were burned.
"Well you see." Wendy said as she fiddled with her fingers.
"You bastard!" Gajeel growled to Natsu.
"ME?!" Natsu said in typical female fashion "Don't be blaming me for this! You just better learn to control yourself of so help me I will BEAT THAT ASS!" Natsu said as he turned to the side, crossing his arms under his bust.
"HAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT, HES COMPLETELY ACITNG LIKE A WOMEN!" Gray chocked out as he started cracking up again.
"GRAY SHUT UP!" yelled Erza as her eyes were replaced with red circles of death. She then turned back towards Wendy frightening the girl "Now" she said as he head tilted in sharp movements "continue Wendy."
"W-w-well its dragon m-m-m-mating season." The small girl stuttered out as both Gajeel and Natsu turned away from each other, their cheeks both had a pink tint. Wendy looked up and saw the entire Guild wide eyed and shocked. Thinking this was caused because of them not understanding she quickly decided to explain. "Since we're dragon slayer we have to go through it too!" she added quickly "since I'm not old enough yet though I don't" she gestured towards Natsu and Gajeel "they are though so their bodies go crazy this time of the year. And since we start to become more like dragons. And the way dragons find a mate is by the Male confronting the female, they fight for a bit and the female then decides whether he is worthy or not! That's why Gajeel started coming towards Natsu!" Wendy paused for a breath as she said it all as fast as she could. The occupants of the guild immediately shifted their view towards the two dragon slayers that were now blushing hard due to embarrassment.
Then from somewhere in the rear of the group a voice suddenly called out (Gray's) "HA. GAAAAAAYYYYY!"
"SHUT THE HELL UP!" both Natsu and Gajeel yelled at the same time.
"But when a male and female dragon get together the lose control of their bodies and can't control what they do. They only do what their body tells them to do, their instincts tell them if the male is worthy of not." Wendy said through pants.
"EXPLAIN THAT PART FIRST!" Natsu and Gajeel both yelled towards Wendy. However as soon as they closed their mouths Gajeel was sent flying towards the other end of the guild and crashed into the pillar. The guild looked to the place where Gajeel landed before slowly turning back only to see Wendy wrapped up in Natsu's arms. Natsu's bust were resting on Wendy's head while Natsu herself was growling, her eyes thing slits.
"And when I kissed Natsu…" Wendy blushed as the memory played again "It symbolized that I was her daughter so Natsu and Gajeel were able to retake control." As Natsu relaxed her grip and her eyes went back to usual. "And dragons are really protective of their young so as soon as she senses a threat Natsu's female dragon instincts will kick in." Wendy ended.
"Damn." Gray said aloud as he and the rest of the guild watched Gajeel awkwardly crawl out of the pile of debris. "Wow Wendy it's awesome that you know so mu-"Gray didn't finish his sentence as he was sent across the guild and into Gajeel as they both crashed under another pile of debris.
"NASTU!" Wendy cried as Natsu pulled back with a smirk. "Gray wasn't a threat! Why did you attack him, he was being nice?" Wendy asked confused.
Natsu just turned and shrugged "He was pissing me off."
Gray in the meantime slowly pulled his head out of the debris "Damn." He coughed and looked over to Gajeel who was barely conscious "Natsu must be on his period." He chuckled.
Gajeel's eyes instantly grew wide "OH shit, you didn't just-"he stopped as a shadow loomed over him and Gray. The duo both gulped as they slowly turned to see a flaming pink haired women at the end of the debris pile.
"Mind repeating that." Natsu chuckled as she cracked her knuckles.
"Number one rule of Dragon culture." Wendy spoke up as Natsu descended to the two crying men "Never piss off a momma dragon." Wendy gulped as she closed her eyes and covered her ears so she wouldn't see or hear what was about to happen.
The town of Magnolia would hold that rule to heart as the screams of two young men were etched in their minds.
Natsu eventually reappeared from the pit that she had created using the bodies of Gajeel and Gray to dig it. She quickly scooped up Wendy before sitting at a table and placing the younger dragon slayer in her lap. Wendy in the meantime was blushing the entire time at being in Natsu's arm, however due to the dark pit in the corner that seems to be splattered with red paint she decided not to disagree with any idea that Natsu had.
The guild however were all still had wide eyes as they looked towards their pit, the groans of Gajeel and Gray stopped long ago. They were more worried about the ticking time bomb that currently had one of the guilds youngest members in her arms.
The first to move however surprised everyone. Levy started to take a few hesitant step towards the end of the pit. A gasp from the side caught everyone's attention as they looked to Lucy.
"What is it Lucy?" Kinana asked in barely a whisper.
"L-levy and Gajeel." Lucy said shakenly as the guild began to understand and saw the women climb into the pit. "S-she told me that s-s-she liked hi-"
"GAJEEL YOU ASSHOLE!" came the loud shout of Levy from the pit causing everyone to jump in shock. "NATSU GROWS SOME TITS ONE MINUTE AND SUDDENLY YOURE ALL OVER HIM! WELL EXXXXXXCCCCCUUUUSSSSEEE ME FOR NOT HAVING THE BIGGEST RACK IN FAIRY TAIL, YOU PIG!" everyone began to sweat drop as the sound of Gajeel getting kicked start to echo from the pit.
"What was that Lucy?" Cana asked.
Lucy let out a sigh "just forget it." she said as she went to go sit by Natsu and Wendy. Erza and Cana joined her shortly after.
"I-I-I don't even know what to say." Macao spoke up as the rest of the guild nodded understanding what he meant.
"ANYTHNG!" Happy's voice thundered as he crawled from out of the pit, how he got in there no one knew. "THE POTIONS ARE CAPABALE OF ANYTHING!" he yelled again as he flew to his knees. The guild watched Happy's performance with an uneasy glance.
"anything…" came a soft voice from another direction catching the guilds attention as the turned only to see Charla sitting in a corner holding her knees and rocking back and forth mumbling "potions….. Anything…. Crazy….. Potions…"
"Oh shit not Charla too!" Max yelled as he looked to Charla and then turned back to Happy, only to see the blue cat inches from his face making him jump back and fall in shock "W-asfg-r-afg-" he stuttered out.
Happy looked down at him "Any…." He said as he reached his arm back, the guild members started to grab each other noT understanding what this demon was doing. Happy put his hand back and slid it into his bag. "Any… FISH" he yelled reverting to his cheery self as he pulled out a large salmon from his bag. "CHARLA WANT A FISH?" he yelled with a smile as he flew over the head the guild members, several of which fainted, before landing in front of Charla with his fish.
"Fish?" Charla said as she stopped rocking and looked to Happy. She reached out slowly and grabbed the fish. "Yes… fish." She mumbled as she started to nibble on the end.
"YEAH CHARLA TOOK MY FISH!" Happy yelled in triumph.
And thus the fourth day of Natsu's potion pandemonium ended with everyone two trips to the hospital and an extra-large space that was giving to the caring dragon mother and her daughter. For some reason however Wendy had a feeling that she suddenly became public enemy number one.
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And that's that. I've been reading some dragon slayer mating fanfics lately and just thought that it would be funny. I'll have more gender bender Natsu moments in the future as well so if you wanted more femNatsu moments then don't worry.
My second chapter was hilarious and I'm finding it hard to top, but ill promise I'll try to haha.
Ive noticed my chapters have also been getting longer, hopefully that's a good thing.
Anyways leave a comment or review if you have anything to say!