Odd Little Shorts

by The Odd Little Turtle

Drabbles written for Wednesday Prompts at the ME Challenge LiveJournal. Short, badly written and mostly stupid. You've been warned. Features a good chunk of Joker, Ashley, Kaidan, Shepard, and James Vega but I make fun of other characters too.

20. Blue is a flavor

Prompt: Blue is a flavor

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Ashley eyed the drink skeptically. It looked too froo-froo for her. "What's in it?"

Joker grinned. "Rum, vodka, whiskey, schnaps, blue and-"

"Wait. Blue?"

"Blue." He pulled out an empty Azul tequila bottle.

She pinched the bridge of her nose. "You've never drank a day in your life, have you?"