A/N: Ok, this time it wasn't my fault, I had computer troubles. Because I haven't uploaded in forever this chapter will be exceptionally long. Hope you enjoy!

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Konoha

Hiruzen Sarutobi looked up from the pile of paperwork on his desk as the intercom buzzed. "Hokage-sama, a Chunin is here, he says he has important news." The Sandaime sighed in relief at the distraction. "Send him in." A moment later and the Chunin opened the door and stood before his Kage. "Hokage-sama, we just received a message from a falcon, a new village has been founded." The old man's eyes widened, before he stretched out his hand.

Without saying a word the Chunin handed the old fire shadow a gray scroll. Sarutobi immediately opened it before reading its contents. "So, the Sensokage wants to enter a Genin team into the Chunin exams. Very well, send a warning to the gate guards, and I will work on an invitation as an act of kindness." The Chunin gave a salute and shunshined off to do his assigned task. No one was in the room to notice a small smirk appear on the aged Kage's face.

A week later

Izumo and Kotetsu sighed as they watched the empty road, they had been receiving Genin teams for days now and frankly, they were tired! The duo stood straight as they saw another group of four approaching the gates. The two Chunin shivered as they got a better look at the group. A man in an outfit that reminded them of the plague doctors from the old stories, a girl in a brown cloak, her orange eyes glowed from under her hood, another female wearing black robes mixed with plate armor and chains, her face was covered by a black hunter-nin mask, the last one was male, a black cloak covered his entire form, but if your eyes were quick you would catch a glimpse of the two blood red dots that scanned everything around them.

As they reached the gate, Kotetsu cleared his throat, "Welcome to Konoha, exam passes please." Doc turned his mask to the Chunin, giving him an eerie stare, before placing several slips of paper in Kotetsu's hand. Kotetsu gave the papers a once over before handing them pack to the creepy man. The team from Senso walked into the city, gaining looks of fear and curiosity from the villagers. "I'm going to go get us a hotel, try not to kill anyone." Doc said before disappearing in a plume of black smoke. Naruto smirked, "No promises." The trio stopped when they heard yelling around the corner, Naruto gave a slight nod and his two companions discreetly prepared for a fight.

"Just put him down Kankuro! We need to stay out of trouble." yelled the blonde haired wind user. Her brother sneered, "Relax Temari, he isn't here right now and this brat needs to be taught a lesson." Konohamaru growled and wiggled his feet, trying to loosen the older boy's grip "Who you calling a brat, lady!?" Kankuro tightened his grip. "I'm a boy DAMNIT!" The boy took on a look of false confusion, "Then why do you wear makeup?" Temari chuckled at the boys words.

Kankuro growled before he raised his free hand to strike the young Sarutobi. His friends, Moegi and Udon hid behind Sakura, who was trying to diffuse the situation. "Oh how the mighty have fallen, picking on innocent children? Really?" Everyone went silent as they looked at the trio that had walked around the corner.

Kankuro scoffed, "You want some too?" Naruto smiled under his hood before giving a discreet twitch of his fingers, in an instant Haku was infront of the Suna shinobi, kicking him in the face, before catching the boy, and reappearing beside her companions. Konohamaru jumped out of the ice user's arms, before going on a rant about how awesome that was.

Kankuro got up while wiping off the blood from his nose, "Oh I see, you have your whores do your dirty work for ya!" The temperature dropped severely, and an unholy amount of killer intent flooded the area. It was so powerful that someone fell out of a nearby tree. Naruto's face could not be seen as he walked towards the Suna siblings, "I'm going to enjoy cutting you into pieces and then putting you back together." A swirl of sand appeared and blocked the white haired lord from getting to his prey.

The two Suna shinobi, who were already pale, lost all color in their faces, and they backed up in fear. Out from the sand stepped a red headed boy with a gourd on his back, his expression was blank but he reeked of poorly contained bloodlust. Gaara looked at the cloaked figure in front of him; strangely Shukaku was silent for once. "You, what is your name?" he spoke with a grave monotone.

"Uzumaki Naruto." Naruto replied with a grin. Gaara fell silent before he started making his way to his siblings, before he turned his head to look at the white haired lord. "You will prove my existence, Uzumaki." And with that the three ninja from sand disappeared onto the rooftops. Naruto turned to see Fu looking over the boy making sure he was uninjured. "I'm fine! Wow you guys look so cool can we hang with you?" the boy turned pleading eyes to Naruto, who shrugged and gave a small smile.

"Sure, how about we go eat somewhere? My treat." The three kids cheered happily. The group left to go eat somewhere, leaving behind a shaking Sakura.

With Doc at the moment

The master of plagues walked down the street, looking around casually (as casual as a guy wearing a plague doctor's getup can be). His stomach gave a small rumble, before he made a quick turn into a ramen stand. Can't do much on an empty stomach right? "Hello and welcome to Ichiraku's , how…" Ayame looked up from what she was doing only to lose the color in her face and shiver involuntarily at Doc's attire. The plague doctor sat on one of the stools and picked up a menu. After a moment, he looked up to see a scared ramen girl, who was slightly shaking.

Doc tilted his head before he sighed. "Am I that scary?" he asked with a slight tint of disbelief in his voice. Ayame bowed her head. "I am sorry; I have never seen someone with that kind of mask." Doc noted the shakiness in her voice; the mask was making her uncomfortable. Doc shrugged before he started undoing the straps that kept his plague mask on his face.

"There. Is this better?" Ayame looked up and her mouth slightly opened. The man had messy black hair, a goatee of matching color, unnatural green eyes and two long diagonal scars ran down his cheeks from his eyes, they looked like tear tracks. All in all he had the poor ramen girl's cheeks burning red. He gave a lopsided grin. "I'll have the beef ramen please." He stated in a cheerful tone. Ayame nodded not trusting her voice before she went to tell her father the order.

Later that night

The Senso team lounged in their hotel room, relaxing from their journey. Doc was out again, probably to test some of his more experimental plagues on the local criminals in the red light district. Naruto was meditating in the center of the room, Haku was messing around with her ice manipulation on the couch, and Fu was in the kitchen having a staring contest with a beetle the size of her hand. Naruto slowly opened his eyes before closing them again. Doc burst into the room screaming like a maniac while waving his arms. Fu shrieked and slapped the beetle across the room out of fear, Haku gasped as she involuntarily launched an ice spike into the ceiling, Naruto stayed completely calm having sensed his subordinate beforehand.

The two females gave a glare to the plague doctor who straightened himself out before clearing his throat, "Now what if I was an enemy? You became too relaxed." He chastised with an upbeat tone. Haku released a huff of cool air before retreating into her room, Fu walked over to where the beetle was flailing on the ground before picking it up, whispering apologies to it, before she too retired to her room.

Naruto opened one eye before throwing a smirk to the mad scientist, "I swear you get more insane with each passing day." Doc gave a small giggle, "I don't really see your point?" The young lord chuckled before he as well went to his room, leaving Doc to his unusual thoughts.

"I wonder what would happen if I shoved a live rat down a man's throat?"

Time skip, exam day

Naruto and his team walked into the large building, it was fairly quiet…until they reached the second floor. It was utter chaos; a large crowd of Genin was trying to enter a room, only to be stopped by two boys. Fu immediately noticed the Genjutsu placed on the room number. She was about to voice her findings when Naruto placed a hand on her shoulder. She turned to give him a confused glance but he only placed a finger to his lips before pointing to a certain onyx haired annoyance.

"What a pathetic excuse for a Genjutsu. Drop it so we can go to the third floor." Naruto mentally grinned at the Uchiha's ignorance. This would allow more candidates into the exams, which means more bloodshed, more chaos. Naruto shook his head to clear the bloodlust, before the trio followed the crowd up the next flight of stairs.

As soon as they entered the room they were hit by a steady stream of killing intent. All three of them had felt way worse before so they brushed it off. Avoiding the groups of nervous and bloodthirsty Genin, the team from Senso made their way to the back of the room, near the Suna siblings. Both Kankuro and Temari stepped back in fear, while Gaara stayed put, with an agitated look on his face, all the KI was going to make him go stir crazy, not to mention his mother was once again silent. After a while team seven entered the room with a disheveled looking Sasuke. Soon all the rookies from the leaf gathered and chatted rather loudly, annoying most of the young warriors in the room.

Naruto narrowed his eyes when a silver haired Genin approached the small group. Naruto slowly made his way into earshot to overhear what they were discussing.

"Gaara of the sand and Uzumaki Naruto." The arrogant Uchiha replied to Kabuto's question. The silver haired Genin smirked before applying chakra to the info cards. "Ah here we are, Sabaku no Gaara, his teammates are Sabaku no Temari and Sabaku no Kankuro , they barely have any D-ranks, several B-ranks, and even an A-rank, it says here that he returned from the mission without a scratch."

The leaf Genin all had wide eyes, and some sent fear filled glances at Gaara. Kabuto pushed up his glasses before grabbing another card.

"Hmm, it says here that he is from a new village, Sensogakure. Well they probably won't be that much of a threat, like Sound, another new village."

Naruto smirked, let them believe what they want; he turned his gaze to a team of Genin with sound head bands. They looked down right pissed, and they launched themselves at Kabuto. Before any real damage could be done a large poof of smoke signaled the arrival of the proctor, a large scarred man, wearing a large coat.

"ALL RIGHT MAGGOTS! SITDOWN AND SHUTUP!" The Genin that were standing scrambled to find a seat. Naruto found himself sitting beside a shy looking Hyuuga, Fu was closer to the front, and Haku was farther to the back. Ibiki explained the rules, they seemed simple enough. The test was passed out, and sound of scribbling filled the room. It became obvious almost immediately that you needed to cheat to pass.

Naruto stifled a yawn as he idly glanced around the room, Fu was using one of her bugs, and Haku was using a smaller form of her ice mirrors. The white haired lord leaned back in his chair, propping his feet on his desk and promptly fell asleep. After all, this part wasn't that important to him.

Ibiki eyed the sleeping Genin with slight annoyance, walking over to the desk in which the white haired lord slept, everyone in the room watched with bated breath, the Jounin brought his fist down onto the desk, nearly splintering the wood, and scaring all of the Genin in the room, except Naruto who hadn't even opened his eyes.

"You know, it's rude to mess with people who are trying to sleep." All the Genin looked on in awe at the cloaked Genin's bravery. Ibiki snarled, before it turned into a twisted smirk. Without another word the proctor went back to the front of the room. After a few more minutes Ibiki ended the test.

"Now for the tenth question, if you refuse to answer it then you have to leave and try again next year." The room was in a uproar at the obvious decision. "SHUTUP, you didn't let me finish, if you choose to answer it, and get it wrong, you have to stay a Genin for the rest of your miserable life!" after a few moments almost half the room got up to leave.

Naruto, with his eyes still closed, snorted in disgust, "You aren't shinobi, you're sniveling cowards who don't know the difference between a kunai and a sausage. Get out of here, your presence disgusts me." Some flinched at his harsh words and continued to leave, most of them glared at the cloaked teen, before they came back and sat down with a huff. Naruto mentally grinned, his kill list just got a bit smaller, but he saved the majority of it.

Ibiki waited for a minute before he continued. "You all pass." Some of them had realization dawn in their eyes but most had looks of confusion plastered on their faces, and voiced this confusion rather loudly. "What do you mean we passed?! What's the tenth question?!" So the Jounin explained the whole concept.

As Ibiki was explaining, Naruto's eyes quickly flew to the closed window before he shrugged and turned his attention back to his nap. A moment later the window was smashed and a black blur flew into the room, a banner was thrown up with the words, "Give it up for the single, the sexy, Mitarashi Anko!" , on it. A woman with purple hair, and a strange…..outfit was striking a pose, grinning madly.

Naruto grinned; having heightened senses was always a blessing. Ibiki stepped out from behind the banner and gave the snake mistress a withering look. "You're early Anko." Said women shrugged before turning her attention to the Genin in the room, "Holy crap Ibiki, you must be getting old, that's a lot of teams." The scarred Jounin rolled his eyes, as he was about to respond the purple haired female cut him off.

"Alright hunks and hoes, I'll be the proctor for the next step of the exams, so follow me!" she then proceeded to jump out the window. As everyone left the room, Naruto stayed behind a moment more before bursting into a cloud of black smoke, surprising the shinobi still in the room.

Time skip, in the forest of death

Naruto sneered at the Iwa team in front of him; they believed the white haired lord and his team to be weak since they were from a new village, big mistake. Their mangled corpses lay at his team's feet, one was half frozen and missing a head, the other was being devoured by insects. Their leader still lived; he was propped up against a tree. He held his wounded side, in a vain attempt to slow the bleeding.

Naruto stood over him with a cruel smile on his face, his black blade dangerously close to the shinobi's neck. The Iwa nin coughed up a glob of blood before smiling bitterly. "Guess we were wrong, you weren't weak like we suspected." The young lord chuckled darkly. "And that is why your soul is mine." Naruto brought his blade down in a swift arc, severing the Genins head from his shoulders.

Currently, in the caverns under Whirlpool

Gnarl sat in his office going through some old spells he had found, when a brown minion wearing a miners helm ran in yelling loudly. Gnarl quickly smacked Giblet with his cane. "What is it, you're supposed to be down in the catacombs, why are you here?" Giblet rubbed his sore head before perking up. "We found something in the deep dark, glowing red runes cover the caverns!" Gnarl raised an eyebrow, this could be…interesting.

An hour later

The sound of pickaxes hacking away at stone rang through the caves. Giblet led Gnarl to the strange wall covered in runes; an orc regiment escorted them, dressed in heavy Uruk-Hai armor. Soon Gnarl found himself in front of a large black wall; it was covered in red runes that glowed in the dark. The old minion master felt a dark power residing behind the giant onyx barrier.

Gnarl walked up to the wall before pressing his ear to it. After a moment he heard something that made him smile a toothy grin. His master would be pleased, for on the other side was a monster beyond reckoning.

Low demonic growls could be heard from the other side, followed by Gnarls wicked laughter.

Done! Sorry, I won't be able to update as much as I would like. I am super busy with family this summer, but I will still work on chapters when I can. Please review! That is half my inspiration!

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