Hello there good people. This is actually becoming a struggle to think of how to turn things funny without completely destroying how the characters act…. However I will continue to try to make it WORK!
Thanks for the reviews from last chapter! They really made me think on this next one!
I already had another chapter ready to go but before I posted it I had someone send me a message demanding this to happen… apparently maybe later isn't an acceptable response….
I don't know who well I did with this chapter, hopefully it isn't too bad! Let me know what yall think afterwards!
Also big question at the end.
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Day 5: awkward encounters
"Yesterday was such a hectic day." Lucy sighed as she rested against the bar top of the guild.
"Well every day since you shoved that damn potion down Natsu's throat has been a hectic day." Cana commented as he sat beside the blonde. She pulled out her ever handy flask and took a swig.
"I know..." Lucy said as her eyes quivered "Why did everything happen like this." She sniveled " First I thought he died, then all my friends turn out to be going after Natsu at the same time, and then yesterday Natsu was a woman!" the blonde complained as she buried herself in her hands.
"Well to be honest I was alright with the second day, too bad you missed it." Cana winked playfully "then being pinned to the wall by Natsu sure caused a little bit of sexual tension that I need to relieve." Cana said to herself as she grew a smirk and rested her elbow on the bar.
"IT'S STUFF LIKE THAT THAT MAKES THESE DAYS HECTIC!" Lucy whined as she slammed her head against the table.
"Calm down Lucy." Mira said as she walked on the other side of the bar and made her way to the other women. "You get too worked up over a little competition. No matter how this ends we will still all be friends." Mira said sweetly.
"Are you sure about that?" Lucy asked as she pointed to the side. Cana and Mira followed her finger only to see a seething Erza Scarlet having a stare down with the doors of the guild. "She's been like that ever since Momma Natsu took her little Wendy home last night." Lucy sweat dropped.
Mira and Cana both looked towards Erza with similar expressions. "W-well we should still all be friends." Mira giggled nervously. "Anyways how is the recording for the potion going so far Lucy?" Mira asked in hope to change the topic away from the angry red head.
"It's going fine, all I had to record is what the effects were." Lucy replied.
"To think that's it's almost been a week." Cana smiled as she lifted her hand. "We started out this week with Lucy shoving a potion down Natsu throat, which knocked him out." She raised a finger "then I got to see something that I need to see again." She winked causing the other women to let out a distressed sigh as well as a small blush. "Then we got to have a little fun with an obedient Natsu, such a wasted opportunity." Cana shook her head as she put up another finger. "Then yesterday Momma Natsu made her appearance." Cana looked to her last finger "I wonder what sort of fun today will bring." Cana gave a small giggle.
"I do have to agree with you Cana." Mira said with a small smile "Natsu definitely brings the fun to the guild."
"I'll say." Cana said turning in her seat and watching the guild members go about their early morning activates, some moving their seats in a semi-circle around the bar to view today's entertainment. Meanwhile to the side Makarov and some of the other perverted old men were taking bets on what effect the potion would give. Cana sweat dropped as she saw the top three effects being 'Makes women's cloths disappear' followed by 'stripper version mamma Natsu' and the lastly 'turn into a fish….'
"He does make it interesting…" Cana repeated as she decided to turn around and pretend she didn't just see that.
Mira leaned against the bar top in front of Cana "That's just the type of person he is isn't it. I don't even want to think of what the guild would be like if he didn't walk in the doors all that time ago." Mira said with a smile.
"Yeah." Cana smiled to herself. "You know I was always jealous that he was closer to Gildarts then me." She sighed "But honestly he is a good guy. I regret not talking to Gildarts before, maybe then we could've been a little closer. "
"Wow…. Cana I didn't expect that out of you." Mira said shocked by Cana's words.
"Well." Cana shrugged "If that would've happened I would've known he was packing a long time ago." She winked causing Mira's shocked expression to come crashing down. "I mean just think of how many times we could've done it by no-"
"CAN YOU SHUT UP CANA!" Lucy shrieked as the other two women looked at her, just remembering that she was there.
"Sheesh Lucy calm done. I didn't peg you to be the overly jealous type when it came to this." Cana said as she started to get irritated by Lucy's actions lately. Mostly the constant screaming and complaining about how they 'are stealing her precious Natsu' which they were but… still… shit was annoying.
"ME being the overly jealous type?" Lucy said shocked before pointing towards the still seething Erza "What do you call that!"
"Well I can understand Erza." Mira said causing Lucy to deflate "I mean she did have to kidnap Natsu to get him to stay with her, while Natsu took Wendy home. In her mind she just got out played by a twelve year old flat chested child." She said the last part rather loudly which caused Erza to finch as every word she said hit home.
Erza jumped from her seat and face the other women with a fist raised "I AM NOT JEALOUS NOR WAS I OUT PLAYED!" she screamed.
"Sure sure." Mira said waving her hand at her old rival "I mean if a child was chosen over me I would be jealous too." She said in an understanding voice causing Erza to tense slightly "But of course that would never happen to ME!" Mira finished as she heard the War cry of Erza Scarlet as she reequipped into her giantess armor and prepared to rid this world of this insolent bitch.
"YOU HAVE TESTED MY PATIENCE FOR THE LAST TIME MIRA!" Came the demonic voice of a really pissed off Erza Scarlet. "PREPARE TO BE SLAIN YOU SLUT!" she yelled as she lifted he largest sword and prepared to go on a slut slaying spree.
"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?" Mira said with sweet smile that didn't match her demonic voice as she was instantly engulfed in takeover magic.
"AHHHH ERZA AND MIRA SNAPPED BEFORE THE CRAZYNESS HAS EVEN STARTED!" Happy yelled flying above everyone's head. "THE CRAZY IS SPREADING AROUND THE CLOCK!"
"MIRA! ERZA! STOP!" Lucy yelled throwing her hands up to stop the two women.
"HEY!" Cana yelled "Don't spill my beer!"
"WOOOHHHH CAT FIGHT!" the older men of the guild cheered as they took their seats that faced the bar and cheered on the women.
However before the slut slaying fest could commence the door to the guild were blow open stopping everyone in their tracks. Everyone stopped and turned their heads to see the shocked faces of Wendy and Natsu standing in the door way.
"Guys!" Natsu whined "You were having a fight without me!"
"NAAAATTTTSSSSUUU!" Happy yelled as he flew into his arms "They were all going crazy without you! I told them to wait but they didn't listen to me!"
"It's alright buddy." Natsu smiled as he patted Happy's head. His smile instantly fell "I guess I got to get ready for it to happen for real though…." He turned to Wendy before patting her on the head gently "Well see you later Wendy, thanks for the talk this morning." He said as he started to drag his feet towards the bar, leaving a crimson Wendy in his wake.
"A-a-a-anytime Natsu." Wendy squeaked out as she played with the hem of her dress. Her blush still vibrant on her face as she looked down. An iron grip pulled Wendy form her thoughts however as she suddenly found herself sitting at a guild table across from Erza, Mira, Cana, and Lucy. Kinana was unfortunately tending the bar after a Mira had a few choice words with her, she was still shaking as she gave people their drinks.
"Care to explain what happened?" Erza said through clenched teeth as she tried to put on a smile. The twitching lip and aura of pure hatred and anger was making it quite difficult.
"W-w-what do you m-m-mean?" Wendy asked shaking in fright as the four women all stared her down.
"Erza is wondering if you were trying to pitch Natsu's tent last night." Cana winked as she was hit on the head by Mira. Wendy just looked at them confused.
"Cana this is Wendy! No vulgar language." Mira scolded.
"Fine." Cana huffed "Just tell us what happened after Momma Natsu took you from the guild last night."
Erza crashed her fist on the table making the others jump and Wendy to whimper "Leave no details out." She growled as her eyes peered into the poor girl's soul.
Wendy eeped in fright as she frantically tried to remember everything that had happened the day before "W-w-w-w-well after we l-l-left I went with N-na-natsu-." She gulped as she saw the other side of the table splinter. She didn't know what was scarier, watching Erza crush the table in rage or watching Mira and Lucy do it with a smile on their faces. "T-t-t-then w-w-we-"Wendy stuttered as fear started to overcome her. She was about to burst out into tears when she suddenly felt an arm sling across her shoulder and a warm body beside her. Her eyes grew wide as she looked and saw Natsu giving the women a disappointed look.
"What the hell are you guys being mean to Wendy for?" He asked as he pulled the girl closer to him.
Mira, Erza, and Lucy switched back to their usual selves. "We weren't being mean to her, we were just wondering what all she did with her Momma Natsu." Mira teased as she quickly recovered from the shock of Natsu suddenly appearing.
"Oh is that right?" he said looking down to Wendy who blushed and gave a quick nod. "Then go ahead and tell them." Natsu smiled encouragingly.
"Yes Wendy." Erza said with a twinkle in her "Tell us." The other women focused on her also except for Cana who was staring at Natsu intently.
"W-well we left the guild early like you know." Wendy started "Then we went to woods and Natsu showed me some tricks to use with my magic." Wendy grew a smile as she remembered them "Then we went to this little food stall and got some snacks, OH and Natsu bought me the Mint Chocolate flavored Ice cream from this store." Wendy said as her eyes lit up and she looked up to Natsu who smiled back giving her some more courage. "Then we went to the park and there were a lot of other people there my age." She paused "usually when other people my age notice who I am they treat me different." She said as her tempo died.
"Yeah and when we were at the park I pushed Wendy on the swings and we basically just hung out for a while." Natsu grinned.
"Then after that we went back to Natsu's house and he cooked THE BEST meal I've ever had. I bet it could beat your cooking Mir-"Wendy's words were caught in her throat as she finally looked across table to women for the first time since she started.
Mira, Erza, and Lucy were letting out an aura of death as their hair billowed behind them as if it was living.
"PLEASE. GO ON." Mira said causing Wendy to shake.
"W-w-w-w-w-we t-t-t-t-the-"
"Then I tuck Wendy in bed for the night." Natsu shrugged.
Mira went from possessed demon to sweet girl at mock speed as she smiled at Natsu "That's so sweet Natsu." She smiled sweetly.
"I guess." Natsu shrugged "Well I'm going to get a drink, Wendy ill teach you some more dragon slayer stuff tomorrow." He said as he stood and started to make his way to the bar.
Wendy looked from the women to Natsu as she reached her hand out shakenly "p-p-p-p-p-please dddd-on't l-l-l-l-leave." But he was already gone.
"You know it's pretty sweet of Natsu, he would make a good dad." Lucy said as she looked at Natsu's retreating figure.
"Which is ideal for all the children I plan on having." Erza said as she nodded her agreement.
"Yeah I don't know that many men that would give their bed up to a little girl and sleep on the couch." Cana said with a small smile. A small eep caused the women attention as they all turned to see Wendy as red as… something very red.
"Wendy?" Lucy asked.
"N-n-natsu didn't sleep on the couch…" she said quietly.
It took a moment for that information to sink in. it only took a moment longer for Erza to reequip an extra-large pair of scissors. "Well unfortunately it seems like Natsu will no longer be able to bare children." She said with a tone of regret as she moved to stand and walk towards Natsu.
Wendy blushed darker as she saw the misunderstanding "WAIT!" she yelled as Erza paused in her movements, Erza, Lucy, and Cana were still in a shock. "W-when we went to sleep he was still a woman." Wendy said in a pleading tone "I….. I told him to stay." She blushed. "It felt like Grandeeney was there…" Wendy said quietly as she lowered her head. "I just wanted to be held like that again." She said as tears threatened to fall again. A comforting hand from Cana however let her keep it together.
"It's alright Wendy." She said in a soothing voice.
Erza only sighed as she took her seat again "good, In that case I will not be forced to castrate Natsu."
"Wait if you fell asleep with female Natsu then what about when you woke up?" Lucy asked.
Wendy's blushed darkened even more "W-w-well I woke up first." She gulped.
"Wendy" Cana said in all seriousness, Wendy looked up at her "Did you see Natsu's morning wood?"
"CANA!" Erza, Mira, and Lucy yelled.
"N-n-no." Wendy said flustered. "But." She smiled "It felt nice to be held by Natsu in the morning." She said quietly through a blush right as the women were about to say something she continued "I wonder if that what having a farther felt like."
The women stopped in their tracks as Wendy's words hit home. She never did have a father figure in her life. That moment combined with how parental Natsu was with her when he was a women made sense and tugged at the women's hearts.
"Oh god." Cana said with a dead panned expression that instantly kill the mood. "Wendy are you developing a father complex?"
"Cana why do you have to be inappropriate!" Lucy yelled as Mira and Erza agreed.
"What?" Cana said in defense "I mean look at Wendy she isn't even denying it!"
"She probably doesn't understand what that me-"Mira said as she turned to a crimson Wendy. She gasped "WENDY!"
"I-I-I have had a crush on Natsu for a while…" she admitted quietly "BUT IT'S NOT A FATHER COMPLEX!" she reassured the women allowing them at least one breath of relief.
"Well as long as it's just a small crush I can't see can't see the harm." Erza said confidently.
"I'm surprised you said that Erza, considering how Natsu chose her over you." Mira giggled as Erza tensed.
"OH." Erza's eye twitched "so you think he would chose a show girl tramp like you instead?"
"Now now Erza calling someone that when most of your armors have you wearing a thong is pretty hypocritical." Mira replied with some venom.
"You are both wrong." Lucy huffed as she crossed her arms. "Natsu is definitely into me more, I mean how often does he climb into your bed and sleep with any of you?" she said with an air of superiority.
"And what have you done in that bed when he comes to visit." Cana asked as Lucy started to blush and stutter "absolutely nothing." She shook her head in disappointment.
"I…. I um slept with him last night…."
The four women's head snapped up as the heard the quite voice. Only to all be shocked to see the blushing face of Wendy.
Cana sighed "no you see Wendy when we say sleep with we mean that he grabbed his di-"
The ringing of the bell tower filled the guild once more.
"When the hell did the ringing get this loud?" Lucy asked as she looked around.
"I set the clock behind the bar to ring when the tower did so we all know what time it is." Mira smiled as they all shifted their attention to Natsu who just sat at the bar, tears already rolling done his face.
And just like the day before a sudden explosion followed by a cloud of smoke engulfed the dragon slayer.
"HELL YEAH LETS GO STIRPPER MOMMA NATSU!" cried the perverted old man as the gathered around the smoke. Most pulled out their cameras in case the same beginning as yesterday happened.
"FINALLY HE WILL BE A FISH!" Happy yelled with his arms held wide.
"I wonder if it would just be stripper version of Natsu." Cana smirked as she looked to the smoke cloud.
"Isn't that what we have Gray for?" Lucy said taking her eyes off the smoke to look at Cana.
"Yeah but this is Natsu." Cana said like as if it was obvious, causing Lucy to sweat drop.
A sudden cough form the smoke screen caught the guilds attention. "Ah what the hell." Came the very normal male voice of one Natsu Dragneel. The old men in the guild instantly deflated as well as Happy when they realized that their fantasy wasn't going to happen.
As the smoke started to dissipate the guild could see the outline of Natsu slowly started to take shape, Natsu took a step forward as he emerged from the smoke. He looked down the front of his body then turned around and checked everything out.
"That's weird, I thought I would've transformed or something again." Natsu said as he looked up at the shocked faces of his guild mates. "What?" he tilted his head in confusion.
"No way…" Mira said as she continued to look at Natsu with large eyes.
"W-what!?" Natsu said starting to panic at the reactions of the guild. "And what the hell is in my pants!" he yelled as he reached back into the back of his pants where he felt like something was pushing against him. His hand grasped something warm and….. Furry.
He quickly pulled whatever it was out. "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!" he yelled as he held what looked like a pink furry rope.
"N-Natsu…" Happy said as he approached his father.
"Happy! What's wrong with everyone?! And what this?" he yelled as he held the pink rope thing.
"Natsu you're a cat too!" Happy cheered. "NOW WE CAN GO GET TONS OF FISH!"
Natsu looked at Happy like he was crazy until he glanced at the mirror that hung across the bar. His eyes grew wide as he saw the two large pink cat ears on the top of his head. He looked at the rope in his hand before he urged it to move, which it did.
"WHAT THE HELL?!"
Meanwhile far away from Magnolia and the guild a group of cloaked figures were marching across the many hills of Fiore. Suddenly the one in the rear of the group stopped and turned. The early morning light casted a showdown on its hood that shielded the figures identity.
"One finally shows up after so long." The figure muttered causing its companions to stop and turn back.
"What you lookin at?" one of the others called.
"There is something that I must do." The figure said as the others looked to each other confused.
"But we have a mission?" the other figure called.
"There is something that I must go see." The figure repeated as it started to walk in to opposite direction.
"Hey wait!" the other figure said as a hand gripped its shoulder. It turned around "We just gonna let her go Kagura?" the cloaked figure said as its cloak fell to reveal a small girl by the name of Beth.
Kagura lowered her own hood "Even I have some things that I must do when they arise." Kagura said as she lifted her sheathed sword.
Beth sweat dropped "I think this is a little different the your little dango dango thing there."
"Nonsense!" Kagura said as she turned "We all have important things that we must do."
"But I'm tellin ya that it's not the same!" Beth said as she followed Kagura who decided not to respond as the two walked into the distance.
A shiver ran down Natsu back as he suddenly got the feeling that something was heading his way. He looked up to see the uneasy looks of the guild members as he sat on the bar top of the guild, his cat ears still atop his head as well as his tail curled up behind him.
"I…." he gulped "am extremely uncomfortable with this….."
"Shut up and keep petting!" Came a yell from his lap.
He flinched as he returned to petting the cat in his lap. Usually this wouldn't be a problem. Natsu had Happy after all and would pet him frequently and cared for him greatly.
"NNNNNAAAATTTSSSSUUUU! HOW COULD YOU!"
Unfortunately however Happy was currently to the Natsu side crying and punching the bar top as he wailed.
"I must say this is quite comfortable." Lily said as he sat on Natsu's head. Natsu new ears happen to supply enough support to provide a comfortable place to rest against.
"Um…. I'm glad..?" Natsu said after a pause.
"Hey who told you to stop!" came the shout again as Natsu looked down to his lap where none other the Charla was resting, demanding to be petted by Natsu.
"This…. Isn't right…" Natsu said as no one listened to him and he put his hand back to petting Charla who had a healthy blush on her face.
"It's not like I like you petting me or anything…" Charla said as all the guild sweat dropped as the watched.
"CHARLA HOW COULD YOU! YOU TOO NATSU!" Happy wailed as he rolled on the bar top.
"I…. I don't even know what to do about this." Cana said as he watched the cat man surrounded by cats.
"Charla! What are you doing in Natsu's lap!?" Wendy said shocked considering how much she knew Charla thought that Natsu was nothing more than a hooligan.
"Well…" Charla said as she looked to the side "After you were with him yesterday I decided that I needed to make sure he wasn't some type of ruthless animal." To say no one bought the story was an understatement.
"Well I'm half animal now." Natsu pointed out casing several people to face plant at how Natsu had actually bought her story.
"E-exactly." Charla said surprised that her plan actually worked "And plus he is a cat now." She nodded more to reassure herself.
"Oh god…" Cana said as Mira, Lucy, and Erza prepared to hit her in the back of the head is she followed up with a perverted comment like she usually did after saying those words. "Could it be since Natsu is half cat that he attracts cats?" Cana said as Erza, Mira, and Lucy stopped their fist inches form her head.
"You know that might actually be it." Lucy said getting nodes from the other two women. They were surprised by the fact that Cana actually gave useful information instead of a perverted comment.
"I mean Gajeel was trying to go to pound town with Natsu yesterday maybe Charla is no-"her voice stopped as she was hit by the three women.
"CHARLA WHY!?" Happy yelled again.
The doors to the guild suddenly open as everyone looked to see a figure with the sun at its back that concealed its identity. Natsu suddenly felt the familiar shiver run down his back. The figure suddenly started to make its way down to the bar. The guild members parted to allow the figure plenty of room as it made its way to Natsu. It stopped a few feet from the dragon slayer/cat man.
"I" the figure began as it started to lower its hood "don't even know where to start" it dropped its hood to reveal the face of the unknown person "CAUSE IT WOULD BE SO EASY TO MAKE FUN OF YOU RIGHT NOW!" Gray said as he started to laugh as his hood went down. His laugh died as he let out a groan. "Ow… fucking internal bleeding." He groaned as he hobbled over to the side and pulled his cloak off to reveal a completely bandaged torso. "Fucking momma dragon." He mumbled as he sat down and removed his pants "Fucking flame brain." He growled as he held his side. He looked down to see himself naked "FUCKING STRIPPING HABBIT!"
"Well that was anticlimactic…" Macao said as he stood near the side.
"You're telling me." Natsu sighed as he relaxed. "I thought that it was going to be something bad. I've been really paranoid since this damn potion started."
"Potion…" Happy said to his side.
"OH SHIT HAPPY IS ABOUT TO SNAP!" Max yelled as he turned tail and hauled ass away, not wanting to experience what happened yesterday.
"IT'S THE POTIONS FAULT ISN'T IT?!" Happy yelled as he stood and pointed to Charla in Natsu's lap.
"Well obviously you idiot." Charla snapped causing Happy to instantly fall into depression.
"That doesn't make this any easier…" Natsu sweat dropped as he continued to pet Charla, the cat still blushing.
"I kinda feel jealous of Charla right now." Cana said.
"You're jealous of a cat just because she is by Natsu?" Lucy asked with an are-you-serious look.
"No?" Cana turned toward Lucy as if it was obvious "I'm jealous because look how close to his crotch she is!"
"Should've known that." Lucy sighed.
"Well this is where my power comes in handy." Mira smirked as the other women looked at her confused. "Transformation." She said as she suddenly erupted in a cloud of smoke and transformed into a cat roughly the same size of Charla. She turned and stuck her tongue out at Erza causing the women to crush the table nearby as Mira jumped onto the bar top. "Natsu pet me toooooo." She said with a pout.
"HEY NATSU!" Gray called form across the guild "I GOT A DOG OUT BACK IT YOU WANT TO GET WITH THAT TOO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH- ow…. FUCK THIS HURTS!"
A suddenly hiss form Charla stopped Mira in her tracks.
"Um…." Natsu gulped as she looked from the hissing Charla to the cat form of Mira "Mira not only is this completely uncomfortable and disturbing but maybe later? You're making Charla dig her claws into my leg….." Natsu said as he tried to keep some shred of sanity as the confusing mess that was happening around him.
The sudden cloud of smoke signaled Mira's return to her human body. She was still on all fours on the bar top. "Can you repeat that?" she said with wide eyes.
"Um… maybe later, Charla is digging her claws into my leg?" Natsu repeated wondering why he had to repeat it.
"Oh… Alright…" Mira said as she slowly got off the bar top and made her way back to her friends. She sat beside the rest of the woman. A sudden feeling of an iron glove on her shoulder made her look up to see Erza.
"Don't worry about it, it's just the potion." Erza said in such a tone that lifted Mira's spirits slightly. "Here." Erza said again as she handed Mira a cup of water.
"Thank Erza." Mira mumbled with a small smile at how her friend was helping her out.
"No problem." Erza smiled before looking up with an evil twinkle in her eye "I mean It's not everyday someone turns you down for a cat. I mean having a twelve year old chosen over you isn't even close to the same thing so I have no idea what it would feel like." Erza smirked as she turned around and heard as Mira crushed the glass in her hand.
"Is it because I'm a cat that makes this weird?" Charla asked as he glanced up to Natsu.
"Well partly yeah." Natsu said as he scratched his neck nervously, not adding the fact that the majority of the guild were now probably wondering if he was into bestiality consider how things were going.
Charla thought for a second "Well there was something I was working on, but I was going to leave it as a surprise for you hooligans." Charla said as she tried to sound mad.
"Surprise?" Lily said form atop Natsu's head.
"Y-yes… it's not complete yet though so don't expect much." Charla said as everyone including Natsu looked down with a questioning look. "here it goes…" she gulped "t-transform!" suddenly a cloud of smoked appeared in Natsu's lap only to reveal a small petite white haired blushing girl.
"I-is this alright than?" she asked as she played with the hem of her skirt much like Wendy was earlier.
"CHARLA IS A HUMAN!" Happy yelled shocked. As smoke once again appeared around Charla reverting her back to normal.
"No, I can only change into that form for a short time like Lily can…" Charla let out a sigh as she looked up to see the wide eyed look from the guild.
"I…." Wakaba started "NEED TO GET A CAT!" he yelled as he started to make a beeline for the door. The other perverted old men joined as the thoughts of cats turning into beautiful women suddenly took over their minds.
As he reached the doors to the guild however they were blown open causing him to shield his eyes. "What the he-"
He was cut off as hand grabbed his throat and lifted him off the ground. He looked down to see a cloaked figure holding him.
"Where is it?" the figure said.
"W-Where is w-w-what?" Wakaba chocked out.
"WHERE IS IT?!" The figure yelled again.
"I-I don't know what you're talki-"
"WHERE IS IT!?"
"Now you're just being unreasonable." Wakaba said as he suddenly came into a loving embrace… with a wall.
"Who the hell are yo-"Macao said as he felt a hand wrap around his neck and pick him up.
"WHERE IS IT!?"
"No one has any idea what you're talking about?!" Macao yelled.
"WHERE IS I-"
"Oi You can't just come in here and throw our perverted old men around!"
The figure looked to where the voice came from to see Natsu standing in front of the rest of his guild. His ears in plain view as well as his tail swaying behind him.
"You better get ready to get your ass beat!" Natsu said as he got into a fighting stance. "Huh?" he looked down to see his body wrapped in rope, the end of which was in the strangers hands. "What the-"he was cut off as he was suddenly yanked towards the figure which grabbed him and held him before it.
"You…. You're it…." the hooded figure said. As Natsu opened his mouth to say something he was suddenly yanked forward and face planted into something extremely soft. "NYAN I FOUND IT!" the figure said with an extremely recognizable voice. As Natsu found himself between two very soft mounds, the fight against his dragon side was getting real.
"MILLIANNA!" Erza yelled in shock from where the rest of the guild are standing.
The hood fell off of the figure to reveal herself as the one and only Millianna. "ERZA!" Millianna said with a pout "WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME NATSU WAS PART CAT!"
"Well Millianna." Mira Lucy said as she tried to explain. "You see Natsu actually um… accidently drank a potion and this was a side effect. "Lucy finished as she looked up only to see Millianna and Natsu missing. "WHERE THEY GO?!" Lucy said shocked. She turned to see Erza sitting at the bar with a heavy drink before her. "Erza! Are you just going to let Millianna take Natsu like that?!" she said shocked.
Erza took down the entire drink in front of her. "It's no use Lucy…" she sighed "When Millianna finds a cat she likes no one can stop her." she looked up "I remember once in the tower a few guards found a cat and were torturing it. Millianna." He paused and took another swing "she broke out of the cage and…" Erza stopped as a shiver went up her spin. "They never found the bodies…." She looked to Lucy with wide eyes and grabbed the blondes shoulders "NO ONE! Gets between Millianna and her cats."
"O-o-okay." Lucy stuttered out in fear. Thankfully Wendy decided at that time to walk by so Lucy quickly took the chance to separate herself from Erza and find a safer alternative "H-h-hey Wen-"
"CHARLA EXPLAIN YOURSELF!" Wendy shouted stopping Lucy in her tracks as she looked at Wendy shouting at Charla, watching the irony in the entire situation.
"I-I-I don't know what came over me." Charla said as he collapsed onto all fours.
"IT'S THE POTION!" Happy yelled as he stood beside Charla with a pitchfork and torch "WE SHOULD BURN NATSU BEFORE HE CAN HARM ANYONE ELSE!" Happy yelled getting a cheer from both Gajeel, Gray, and Elfman.
"Yeah!" Cana cheered as she took a drink "Lets burn the fire dragon slayer!" she cheered as Happy, Gray, Gajeel, and Elfman joined her again. Lucy only face palmed as she saw how Cana was trying to make fun of the other three but it was going straight over their heads.
She looked over to see Mira in the same as she was earlier. A smashed glass in her hand while she looked forwards with wide eyes. Mumbling things to herself about ridding the world of all cats and killing Erza. Or something along those lines at least.
Lucy let out a sigh "I wonder what Millianna is doing with Natsu?" she said out loud as a picture of Millianna throwing Natsu a ball of yarn appeared in her mind. She giggled as she turned to order a drink from Kinana "yeah their probably doing something like that."
/Meanwhile with Natsu
Natsu suddenly found himself laying on his back on an extremely comfy bed. He quickly scrambled back till his back was resting against the head rest.
"U-uh Millianna I thought guys aren't allowed at Mermaid Heel, I'm guessing they really aren't allowed in the dorms." Natsu tried to reason with a shaky voice.
Millianna shot him a smirk "yeah we don't allow men in here." she smiled as she dropped the cloak from her body to reveal her in her normal and extremely revealing cloths that could be described best as a set of lingerie. "But you aren't completely a man are you anymore" she smirked as she slowly crawled on the bed and towards Natsu "You're more of an animal aren't you-"she stopped as a shiver ran down her spine as her eyes met Natsu's.
Natsu looked straight into her eyes, his eyes were now slits as he gave her a piercing gaze, the cat ears and tail making it seem even more like a predator looking at its prey.
"Millianna." Natsu breathed out in a husky voice causing another shiver to run down her spine. "Before you go any farther you need to understand that if we do anything now that we will never be able to go back." Natsu said as he clenched his teeth in restraint.
"Go back?" Millianna asked in panted breaths as she looked towards Natsu, her eyes getting heavy. "But we're just friends, we'll just be a little closer." She smirked causing Natsu to clench his fist as he held on.
"Not if you continue." He said as she back off slightly with a confused look allowing Natsu to relax slightly, though his eyes were still in their animalistic slits.
"What do you mean?" she asked a little upset. "As you know I'm a little obsessed with Cats so when I see my greatest fantasy which is a cat man." She said gesturing to Natsu "You better have a good reason before you stop me." She glanced down from Natsu eyes and bit her lip as she saw Natsu's lower body, "And you don't seem like you're too opposed to it."
"I'm not." Natsu breathed out before giving Millianna the quick rundown of dragons and mating and the good goods.
"So if we do this." She pointed between the two of them after Natsu finished "We'll be together forever?" she questioned getting a nod from Natsu "and I get some special marking?" another nod form Natsu "as well as a power up?" another nod. She thought for a second "Can you cook?"
Natsu was so shocked by that question he was reverted back to his normal self. "Wait what?"
"Can you cook?" Millianna said again as she crossed her arms.
"Well I was raised in the wild and had to fend for myself then after I came to Fairy Tail I lived on my own." He said as Millianna gave him the same look "Yes I can cook."
"Good, what about cats?" Millianna said as she narrowed her eyes.
"Only Happy, there's no way I could handle more than that." Natsu shivered as he thought about what happened with him and the other cats earlier.
Millianna gritted her teeth "You drive a hard deal." she huffed as she turned away "You offer undying love as well as never ending devotion" she held up two fingers "as well as a making myself stronger." Held up another finger "A place to live and guarantee that I'll always have homemade food and shelter." She held up the last two finger on her right hand before she turned to the left hand. "But you restrict me to a single cat." She cast a glare a Natsu who at this point was confused on exactly what was happening. "This has to be the hardest choice in my life." Millianna sighed.
"W-wait a second." Natsu said quickly "I didn't tell you that as a proposal I told you that as a warning of what happens if you contin-"
Natsu was cut off as the women suddenly launched herself at Natsu pinning him beneath her. "I guess I can live with one cat." She smirked as she bent down and captured Natsu's lips.
Natsu's eyes turned to slits as he felt his vision start to change.
/
So the great lemon debate.
Option1: I could have the entire next chapter be one then the chapter after that will be the next day.
Option2: Or I could make a sub story that would only be lemons that are from this story.
Option3: Or I don't have lemons (which no one is saying so I will most likely have lemons.)
Option4: I make the next fourth or maybe less of the next chapter a lemon and then move to the next day.
Also thanks for all the ideas! It gives me a lot to work with so I just have to worry about how to add it into the story in a funny way. Feel free to send me more!