Odd Little Shorts

by The Odd Little Turtle

Drabbles written for Wednesday Prompts at the ME Challenge LiveJournal. Short, badly written and mostly stupid. You've been warned. Features a good chunk of Joker, Ashley, Kaidan, Shepard, and James Vega but I make fun of other characters too.

23. MiniShep

Prompt: MiniShepards

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Shepard blinked. ...the hell?

Then she went back into the head and looked at herself in the mirror. Normal. Or what passed for normal these days.

She walked back out to her office and looked at the space hamster's cage.

One, two, three, four, five...

"EDI?" she called.

"Yes, Commander?"

"When did MiniShepard have babies?"

"Yesterday afternoon when you and the team were on Korlus."

"What," Shepard said, eying the cage. "But... no male..."

"Space hamsters do not require a mate to procreate."

"Ack."