All right so welcome dudes and dudettes, to the next installment of this epic tale! Let's jump right in shall we! Also sorry that it took so long, I've been busy with school.
Disclaimer: I own nothing just like all the other disclaimers say…
Fu looked at Naruto in horror as his disfigured corpse stood in front of her, scowling. His only eye was trained on her with hate. "You could have saved me, but you ran away like a coward!" Fu flinched as tears began to run down her cheeks. "Y-you told m-me to run." She stuttered out between her sobs. "All of my ambitions and dreams are gone because of you!" Fu shook her head in denial. "I" Fu's eyes widened. "Hate" More tears fell from her eyes. "You!" the green haired girl fell to her knees, her heart broken into tiny irreparable pieces. Before she gasped as a black blade slid into her abdomen.
Fu looked up to see Naruto's crooked grin in her face. "And now, you will join me in hell!"
Fu shot up from her bed with a gasp, sweat covering her caramel skin. Her nightmare wiggled its way back into her mind. She looked at her hands with lifeless eyes, before she got up and began to get dressed. Her new outfit was far darker than her old one. In fact it looked a lot like Naruto's. This consisted of black leather and chainmail, with a black cloak to cover her form. As she left her quarters an undead guard began to follow her.
Fu turned abruptly with angry eyes. "Get back to your post, I don't need a guard!" The scourge soldier made no facial expression as it lumbered its way back to its post. She made her way out of the black tower and into the stormy night, a single destination in mind. After a few minutes of walking in the rain, Fu came upon a tomb. It was large, with deadly looking gargoyles perched on its top. She pushed the door open, before walking down a flight of stairs.
She came upon a large black coffin; words were engraved into a stone tablet near it that read. "Here lies Uzumaki Naruto the dark lord of the three armies." It had been exactly four weeks since Naruto's demise, once they had gotten back to Whirlpool Fu immediately demanded that Kel'Thuzad bring him back. The lich tried but soon realized even he was not strong enough to bring his soul back.
Fu kneeled before the coffin. "I'm sorry… so sorry." She whispered her voice filled to the brim with pain. "You must hate me; you are most likely cursing my name, even after death. I have no way of redeeming myself, but I promise…I WILL accomplish your dreams, and I will start...BY BURNING KONOHA TO THE GROUND!" Chomei's acidic green chakra leaked from Fu's form as she screamed in anger, cursing herself and all of her enemies.
Naruto's eyes shot open, something was wrong. A small frown tugged at his lips, before he shook his head. He looked up from his resting place to see Kurama sitting beside him. "Fox? Where are we?" The kitsune looked at him with tired eyes. "Well, envy kinda kicked our asses. Luckily for us I found the next door, unluckily for us the next sin is pride." Naruto sat up quickly, "Where is it? Has it attacked? Where's the girl?"
Kyuubi chuckled, "Don't worry, she is the sin, she hasn't killed us because apparently, 'we are not worth her time'." Naruto raised an eyebrow before he stood up, Kurama copying the action. "So where is she now?" Kyuubi signaled the white haired boy to follow him. As they walked they passed many paintings of pride wearing royal clothes, her lips never changed into anything except a seemingly permanent frown.
After a couple more moments they came upon a large golden door. The kitsune, being his usual brash self, threw the doors open and walked in. As they entered the room they saw a large wooden throne, lined with red velvet. Sitting atop the throne was pride; her calculative eyes never strayed away from them. She motioned to two plastic kid chairs in front of her.
The duo reluctantly sat in the children sized chairs. She looked at them with contempt, before she sighed. "So, you know who I am, what you don't know is that you are going to die." Both men in front of her tensed immediately. Pride rolled her eyes. "Not by me morons, I'm just here to answer your questions, so ask away."
Naruto relaxed a little. "Why do the sins keep referring to me as void walker?" The blonde sin pinched the bridge of her nose in annoyance. "It basically refers to a soul who walks among the underworld with unfinished business from their previous life, next question." This time Kyuubi spoke up. "Anything we should know about the last three sins?"
"The next door leads to lust, she will do everything in her power to keep you in her realm, giving you pleasures like you have not known in your entire existence." Kyuubi smirked perversely. "That doesn't sound too bad." Pride fixed him with a glare. "You will be in such a state of euphoria that you will go mad, you won't think of anything else except that pleasure. Food will mean nothing too you, your memories become forfeit, and she will feed off of your life energy until you are nothing but a husk of your former self.
Kurama sweat dropped before his grin slowly turned into a frown. "The next door leads to greed, his chamber is filled to the brim with a sea of gold, there he slumbers under the weight of his valuables, don't touch anything, stay silent, and you should be fine. The last and final sin is wrath." Naruto took notice to how the girl became uncomfortable, her form shifting in nervousness. She cleared her throat before snapping her fingers.
The form of a boy materialized next to her, the child had a large nose, messy orange hair, and he wore what a typical boy would wear. "Fetch us some drinks." The soul didn't even flinch at the girl's harsh tone, "Sure thing Mandy!" he gave a goofy grin before turning around to complete his task. As he left, Naruto noticed a brief flash of emotional pain enter the eyes of the newly named Mandy, before it was replaced by her usual coldness.
The blonde sin turned her attention back to the two in front of her. "Now back to business, wrath…..is unbeatable; you have no chance of defeating him. Your only chance is to run. He will do his best to make you angry, digging into your head for memories or ideas he could create that would set you off. He feeds of off hate. That's it get out of here before I turn you into a servant of mine for all eternity. As she said this, the boy from earlier came back into the room with a tray of drinks.
Kyuubi stood up, his chair stuck to his rear in a humorous display. The orange haired boy laughed uncontrollably, Naruto smirked as he easily rose from the chair, and Mandy face palmed. As they made their way to the next door, Billy turned to Mandy. "Do you think they will make it to the end?" Mandy rolled her eyes, before giving the orange haired boy a withering glare. "They don't have a snowball's chance in hell."
The next door was strange, it was made of black wood, a symbol in the resemblance of a skull was near the top, and a large purple Z was painted in the middle. Naruto cautiously opened the door and stepped in, Kyuubi following closely. The room they found themselves in was…fairly normal. There was a large queen sized bed, with purple sheets near the wall. All in all it looked to be a woman's room. A muffled sob tore their gazes to the far left of the room, several silver poles stood vertically from the ground. Tied to one of them was a girl with chocolate colored hair, she was gagged and blindfolded, her clothes were ripped in suggestive places, and bruises covered her body. They quickly ran over to her and began to untie her restraints. Kyuubi took off the women's gag; she spoke softly, but with fear evident in her voice. "Please you have to get me out of here, before she comes back."
Naruto nodded in reassurance, Naruto quickly turned around to search for something to cover up the poor girl. He heard a small feminine chuckle, before several green tentacles wrapped around the white haired lord's arms and legs, immobilizing him. They slowly turned him around, and Naruto noticed that Kurama was in the same situation. The brown haired woman however was standing up, a sly smirk on her face.
Her form began to shift, revealing a beautiful young woman, she had purple curly hair, and she wore a violet sweater, with the skull emblem on it. Her eyes were cat like, yellow and the pupils slit. She walked up to the two males, a sensual sway in her hips. She placed a hand on each of their chests. "Hello boys." Her voice was young, almost childish. Kyuubi grinned lecherously, while Naruto was scanning his surroundings for a way out.
"Well hello there sexy." Naruto rolled his eyes as Kurama tried to flirt with the embodiment of lust. The purple haired sin turned her attention to the kitsune, she brought her face dangerously close to his, before she nibbled on his ear. "Hey Kyu-kun. Aren't you supposed to be a giant animal or something?" She drawled out, her voice carrying a permanent desire. The kitsune's grin turned foxy. "Why don't you let me go, and I will show just how much of an animal I can be." Lust giggled perversely, yet there was an undertone of excitement; after all she had never bedded a demon as powerful as him before.
"On one condition, you let my friend here go." Lust pouted at the idea, before she shrugged. The tentacles holding Naruto receded and dropped him to the floor. Kyuubi and Lust wasted no time as they began to lose articles of clothing fast. Naruto turned green before darting to the next door, trying to tune out the raunchy sounds behind him. The next door was solid gold, although the young lord didn't really notice as he pushed it open as quickly as possible.
As he entered the next room Naruto let out a sigh of relief, before his mouth slightly opened at the sight before him, true to Pride's description, this giant chamber was filled to the brim with gold. Marble pillars rose from the dunes of wealth and stretched all the way to the ceiling. Remembering Mandy's warning, Naruto began to stealthily make his way across the room. As he listened closely he could barely make out the sound of breathing.
After passing over another dune, Naruto spotted the next and final door at the end of the chamber. Naruto tried to make his way down silently, but it was not to be, for he tripped over a fairly large diamond that was hidden by a pile of gold coins. He stumbled all the way down, and once he hit the bottom he held his breath. After a couple moments he let it out in a huff. Only for the dune to his right to explode upwards, and lo and behold, an enormous reptile roared in anger.
Naruto looked up in awe, it was a wyvern. It lowered itself so that its snout was mere feet away from Naruto's face. "And who are you." Its voice echoed deeply around the great halls. Naruto as unflinching as ever looked into the beast's eyes. "I am Uzumaki Naruto, current dark lord of the living realm." Greed laughed mockingly. Naruto glared at the dragon. "And who might you be you overgrown lizard!"
The wyvern growled lowly. "I?! I AM SMAUG! My armor is like ten-fold shields, my teeth like swords, my claws spears, a crack of my tail A THUNDER BOLT, my wings…A HURRICANE, and my breath…DEATH!" As Smaug boasted Naruto looked on in what seemed to be boredom, but under the façade were cautious eyes. To keep up the appearance of disinterest the young lord gave an over exaggerated yawn.
"Is that it?" he asked with a bored tone. Smaug growled before his tail came down upon Naruto like a whip. Naruto quickly dodged out of the way, before running around the giant reptile. Smaug released a torrent of flames, only for Naruto to focus his mana and release a stream of his own magical inferno from his fingertips. The two slammed into each other canceling them both. Greed slashed at the white haired man with his claws, sending random piles of wealth all over the chamber.
Being quick Naruto drew his sword and slashed at the dragon's wrist, only for the blade to be ineffective. It was like trying to cut steel with a needle! In a burst of speed Smaug launched his head downwards and bit Naruto's blade in half, while simultaneously hitting the demonic king with his snout. As Naruto flew through the air he quickly righted himself and launched two bolts of lightning at the great wyvern. Smaug laughed as they hit him, also doing nothing.
Naruto quickly noticed he was near the door, he ran towards it channeling both chakra and mana into his legs for a boost in speed. Greed roared in annoyance and released another spout of flames. This one caught Naruto's back pushing him through the next door. The young lord did nothing as his skin sizzled, smoke rising from his back. As he lay there, he felt something was wrong, looking up Naruto gasped in horror.
Whirlpool was in ashes, buildings were on fire, his forces slaughtered. People he considered friends were dead, their corpses around him. A large black spike was in front of him, impaled upon it was the body of Fu; her eyes were wide and blank. Naruto screamed in anger, and sadness, as he took in everything around him. The ground was black and stained with blood. A dark chuckle traveled on the wind. Naruto shook his head, "It isn't real, it isn't real!" he kept repeating this over and over in his head.
As he stood up, he looked up at the dark red sky with sneer on his face. "It's going to take a lot more than that to break me you son of a bitch!" As a response several figures rose from the corrupted soil, surrounding the white haired man. As they took form, Naruto raised an eyebrow. The men and women (if you could call them that) that were surrounding him would better be fit in a circus. There was one in a black and white striped outfit, feathery shoulders, and a cone nose. Another had bleach white skin, long black hair, and two long gashes on each cheek giving him a permanent smile.
(If you didn't guess yet, the people surrounding him are all the more famous Creepy pastas, heheheh enjoy!)
A dark and sinister voice, that even shook Naruto to the core echoed around the dead landscape. "Slay him my children….bring me his broken spirit." As soon as the voice stopped, Naruto ducked avoiding a sword from cleaving his head off, before throwing his elbow back, slamming it into his attackers face. He quickly jumped out of the circle of freaks, and observed the crowd in front of him. The one with the sword was a boy in a strange green outfit, he was soaking wet, and surprisingly his eyes were very similar to Naruto's. He grinned insanely, 'You ShOulDn't HAvE DoNE THAT."
Every entity that had a mouth smiled viciously, while others stared at him blankly. Naruto slowly melted into a fighting stance, his legs bent, his arms tense, and his eyes sharp. Without warning they charged at him, slashing with claws, knives, and all kinds of weaponry. Naruto jumped back avoiding a scalpel from gutting him, before slamming a chakra covered fist into the creatures blue mask. He performed a round house kick, slamming his foot into the face of a man wearing a porcelain mask.
Naruto did a quick backflip to avoid several rake like claws that were connected to a pale monster, only for a slender like creature to wrap him in tentacles, keeping him still. They drew closer, their weapons ready to strike. Naruto was exhausted; barely any rest between all these fights….he was spent. As several pointy objects were about to enter his body, they all stopped. Every face was blank, before they twisted horribly, creating nightmarish faces, as one they yelled out with distorted demonic voices. "HE COMES!"
They all melted into shadows, before they all mixed together forming a tall black creature. Its arms and legs were thin, almost skeletal. It had two large horns curving from its forehead. A large fang filled mouth was on its chest, its eyes blazed blood red. Power so dark, so vile rolled off of it in waves, making the three souls within Naruto shiver in absolute fear. Its arms slowly rose, and blood red flames shot around them. "I AM ZALGO."
Naruto fell to his knees, breathing hard. Even if he had his full power he could not stand against this foe. He was going to die, again. A hand landed on his shoulder making Naruto look up. Kurama stood beside him a confident smirk on his face. The vile monster in front of them released a sinister chuckle. "Ah Kurama, come to die just like your host?" The kitsune leaned down near Naruto's ear. "Run." Despite his pride Naruto knew full well that he would lose this fight, he got up and ran, searching for the final door.
Kurama turned his red eyes back to wrath, before he sneered in derision. "You might be the new lord of hell, yet you are nothing but a child compared to me, even if my power is dampened in this realm." Zalgo cackled sending a shiver down the kitsunes spine. "Good good, keep your pride, I wanna see it disappear as I rip off your head and shove it back down your throat!" As he said this Zalgo began increasing in size, in moments he was larger than Gamabunta the toad boss.
Kurama's chakra surrounded him, before he let loose a primal roar, and a puff of red smoke, roughly the size of a mountain appeared in front of the demonic sin. Zalgo grunted as a large fur covered fist flew out of the smoke slamming into his skull like head. He stumbled back before regaining his balance. The smoke cleared to reveal a crouching Kurama, three tails swaying angrily behind him. "You should respect your elders." As he said this the Kyuubi rose and stood on two legs, bringing his open palms in front of him showing off his large ivory claws.
Zalgo grinned, before shooting forward and charging the great fox! They locked hands, pushing their entire weight into each other, trying to gain dominance. The earth shook with each movement. Wrath dug his black claws into the Kyuubi's paws before swinging the kitsune into a nearby mountain. Kurama growled before he tore off the top of the mountain. He brought it in a two hand grip before bringing it down upon Zalgo's head, shattering it in the process.
Naruto dove out of the way almost being crushed by the falling boulders. He ran, jumped and rolled trying to avoid the giant smack down that was going on. Several times he almost got stepped on! Zalgo's foot landed several feet away from him, creating a shockwave witch sent Naruto into the air. As he landed several snaps could be heard. The white haired man looked at his now useless left arm; his right ankle was also twisted in an unnatural way. Looking up he saw a small black door on a nearby mountain side, he grinned and began to crawl towards it.
Kyuubi panted heavily as Zalgo stood in front of him. He let out a loud yelp as a rock like leg slammed into his side. He fell, shaking the landscape. Wrath stood above the kitsune grinning viscously. "Heheh, how the mighty have fallen, is this the best you can do? I'm disappointed." Kurama lay on his stomach motionless. Zalgo frowned and leaned down to turn the great fox over, only for a red beam of energy to slam into his face making him fly backwards. Kurama chuckled weakly. "What a moron."
A loud roar indicated that Zalgo was back up, and he was not happy. A large black hand grasped the fox's neck tightly, slowly lifting him up. "You have ceased to amuse me, now….DIE!" The strongest of the seven sins drove his claws into the Kyuubi's stomach, releasing chakra and blood. Kurama, weakened from the fight, only gave low whine. Zalgo's grin was back full force as he threw the large fox across the landscape. "Stay there and die old man, I've got a soul to crush."
The large fox coughed up blood, his eyes slowly closed and everything went black.
( A/N: I wanted to end it here, but since I've been away for so long you get a little extra! LOVE ME AHAHAHA!")
Naruto turned around in time to see his friend get gutted. Naruto's eyes were wide, before he growled and turned around trying to open the door. The ground shook as Zalgo approached. The door was stuck! Naruto was trembling until the door opened, making him stumble into the darkness. As he slowly opened his eyes he realized he wasn't in pain. His broken arm and ankle were healed. He quickly took notice of the four tall pedestals in the middle of the room.
He got up slowly, testing his now healed appendages, before walking cautiously to the middle of the room. On the first pedestal was a golden orb, a silver skull was carved into it. The second one had a large black scroll; the kanji for seven was on its side in red. Upon the third lay a small black cylinder, it looked like a sword hilt. The final pedestal wasn't a pedestal at all it was a wooden dummy, meant for hanging up armor. The armor that was on it was in a word…wicked. Its helmet reminded him of Zalgo's head, two long horns sprouting from the forehead. The armor wasn't at all bulky; spikes came off of the shoulders, knees, and elbows completed with clawed gauntlets. A long black cape flowed from the armor's shoulders, giving it an evil yet regal look.
A low chuckle entered his ears shaking him out of his thoughts. He turned to see a tall lanky shadow seemingly float over to him. "Well done boy, I didn't think you could do it! Guess I owe you a couple debts eh?" Naruto looked at the Shinigami, a confused look on his face. "How did you get here?" Death chuckled. "I'm the grim reaper I can go wherever the hell I want." Something within Naruto snapped, and he glared angrily at the death god. "Then why the hell did you need me for?!"
"You amuse me. Now onto business" As he said this, the Shinigami picked up the golden orb looking at it with barely contained glee. "What is that?" The black entity made a "Tsk tsk" noise "This, is a surprise for a later date, now come here and claim your rewards." Naruto glared at the reaper, "What about Kurama, what happens to him?" Death leaned down into Naruto's face. "I already sealed him back up, he's healing, and after all he did take quite a beating." The white haired lord nodded his face blank although internally he felt relief.
They turned their attention to the final three artifacts in the room. "That armor over there is quite a find; it is called The Sinful Armor. It is self-repairing, and enchanted, very handy in a fight. The cylinder that doesn't look like much is called the Paradox. As its name suggests it's unnatural. It can turn into any melee weapon imaginable be it scythe, spear, sword, or axe! Upon the final pedestal is a summoning contract." Naruto looked up at the tall creature. "What summons?"
Death took on a giddy look. "Oh I don't know, how about the SEVEN DEADLY SINS!" Naruto looked upon the three gifts before grinning madly.
Whirlpool
Gnarl sighed as he sat in his large soft chair, looking at the blazing fireplace. Since he had become the minion master thousands of years ago, he had raised each Overlord from child to adult, and each time one was killed he felt a stab of sadness in his heart. He brought a hand to his face, before looking out the window and down to the courtyard to see Fu, Haku, Doc, and Zabuza walking towards the gate. Since Naruto had been killed by a missing nin from Konoha the leaf village thought it best to allow the Senso team to continue the exams.
What did bring a small amount of happiness into Gnarls heart was the fact Fu wanted to achieve the same goals as Naruto. They had no one else to follow. Gnarl sighed again; the undead were walking around like lost children, trying to find their father. The minions were slow and melancholy, opposite to their usual hyper attitude. The orcs were angry for failing their ultimate chieftain. Gnarl grunted as he got out of his chair, there was always work to be done.
And finished, don't worry I will try my hardest to get out the next chapter, but school is filling up my schedule. Other than that please review, I love to read your thoughts, and constructive criticism, ideas are always welcome, though I might not use them. One more thing I will never I mean never I repeat once more NEVER give up on this fic. No matter how long it takes.
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