Prompt: Oh yeah, it's pirate time
"Omni-tool."
Joker snorted, eyed Jack suspiciously over his hand of cards. The first article of clothing he'd lost to the crazy biotic was his hat. She'd balanced it backwards on her head. The second thing she'd asked for was one of his leg braces. She'd strapped it to her boot. The third thing she'd asked for was his belt. She'd wrapped it around one of her arms.
"I think you hacked the deck," he finally accused. "And that's not an article of clothing."
She glared menacingly at him, and he thought for a moment she was going to jump over the table and beat him to death with one of his own legs. "You're wearing it," she told him. "Pay up, gimp."
He huffed and looked at Shepard, who was missing her belt, one boot and her jacket. "Commander," he complained, annoyed that it sounded whiny. But, damn it, he wasn't about to hand over his omni-tool to the crazy biotic bitch. No way.
Shepard rolled her eyes. "Omni-tools don't count, Jack. Ask for something else."
"Fine," Jack relented after a few moments of trying and failing to stare Shepard down. "Underwear. Let's see what you've got, Joker." She licked her lips.
Joker spluttered and handed over his omni-tool. Jack cackled and accepted her prize.