"um Mavis…." Natsu gulped as he looked around. "c-can you tell me why we're here again?"
"hmmm?" Mavis raised an eyebrow as she turned her head to Natsu, their faces only inches apart. "Well I just thought the guild was a little too annoying and…" She blushed slightly "I was hoping to spend some one on one time with you." Her hand lightly brushed against his chest. "Since I can actually feel and touch you."
"Yeah I can understand that." Natsu sweated "BUT WHY ARE WE FLOATING SO HIGH IN THE AIR!" Natsu yelled as he looked down once again only to see the people below him looking like ants. His arms wrapped around Mavis like a vise as they sped through the air.
"W-well." Mavis blushed as she wasn't used to her grown body yet and the fact that she currently had Natsu flush against her and thus she could feel her bust pushing back against him. "I…." her hair shaded over her face as she fought to control her blush. She had been so bold earlier but that was only because she saw that Natsu only seemed to respond to people that were blunt with him. And the only time he REALLY payed attention to girls seemed to be when they were more mature with big bust. She thought her suggestion of him calling her Onee-chan would help since everyone in the guild is like family. She had needs though. She needed to have a friend that she could touch she needed the one thing she has been missing. Contact. She wanted to feel…
"Thank you…" she finally spoke. Natsu looked up at her.
"FOR WHAT AND WHY ARE WE SO HIGH!" Natsu yelled once again gripping the woman tighter causing her to yelp and cause them to have a rapid drop in altitude.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- "
"Natsu we stopped falling…"
"HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- oh…" Natsu gulped to see that they were now comfortably on the ground. "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!" He jumped away from the spectral woman. "YOU KIDNAP ME THEN NEARLY KILL ME WHEn I'm already…. Dead…." Natsu started to falter at the end trying to think if you could die after you already died.
"S-sorry for taking you away from everyone…" Mavis scratched her cheek. "I just wanted to spend time with someone again." She dropped her head "It's been a really long time since I've been able to touch anyone…"
Natsu looked at the girl in skepticism. This wasn't the first time he's been kidnapped and taken to a secluded place only to have his kidnapper breakdown in front of him. "So where are we?" he asked narrowing his eyes.
"T-tenrou I-island…." The woman mumbled out.
Natsu looked around him "Wow we really are here!" he shouted making Mavis jump "That's where I fought with Gildarts! Next time I'll kick his ass for sure!" Natsu yelled letting a stream of fire come out of his mouth.
Mavis smiled slightly at this as he watched they young man, the man that had so quickly and effectively made her guild as happy and cheerful as she had always wanted it to be. She straightened her back slightly as she looked to the man.
"Natsu." She spoke with a hint of authority. Causing the man head to snap back to her. "Thank you." She bowed.
"….. thanks?" Natsu kindly replied thought not knowing exactly why he was being thanked "what for exactly?"
"In the baths the other day. You made the water warm. That was the first time in a long time I've felt anything…. The warmth reminded me of a friend a used to have…." Her eyes dropped slowly.
"Used to have?" Natsu asked forgetting that the master was over a hundred years old.
"Yes…" Mavis answered quietly before looking up "You want to meet her!?" She said with stars in her eyes.
"uh well… I guess?" Natsu answered confused cause he thought that she meant that her friend was dead but whatever.
"Alight!" she pumped her fist before turning to the side "and here's ZERA!" she spoke as Natsu watched only to see a small puff of smoke and a short young girl with black hair appeared. She was wearing a sleeveless orange dress with fringes on her sleeves. The dress itself extended down to her mid-thigh. Black fishnet stocking covered her legs before they ended up in the brown boots that extended to her calves. " oh wait…. I'm the only that can see her…" Mavis dropped her head forgetting that little detail.
Before Natsu could tell her that he could see the girl in front of him rather clearly the black haired girl beat him to the punch.
"Ohhhhh Mavis who's the hunk?" she smirked as she looked from Natsu back to Mavis "He must've caught your eye if you changed into a form as bold as that." She teased as she squealed the aged girl's melons.
"ZERA!" Mavis squeal as she fought off the girl's hands. "I-ITS NOT LIKE THAT!" she defended.
"oh is it?" Zera raised an eyebrow before walking over to Natsu not noticing his dropped jaw. "You sure this isn't what caught your eye?" she winked as she ran her hand on Natsu's chest and opened his vest more. "Mavis, Mavis, Mavis we've been together for a long time and had a lot of girl talk and this. THIS!" she hopped on Natsu's backs while simultaneously pulling off the man's vest thus exposing all of his upper body. "THIS IS THE ONLY TYPE OF MAN ME AND YOU AGREED ON!" she gestured to all of Natsu.
"HEY WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU STIRPING ME FOR!" Natsu yelled as he looked over his shoulder at the girls face.
…
"I-it's almost like he can see me…" Zera nervously laughed.
"OF COUSRE I CAN SEE YOU WHY ARE YOU STRIPPING ME!" Natsu yelled as he picked the girl up by the back of her dress and held her in front of him. "Mavis you didn't say your friend was a pervert!"
"YOU CAN SEE ME!"
"YOU CAN SEE HER!"
"YES I CAN SEE HER! WHY IS SHE A PERVERT!"
"IM NOT A PERVERT!" Zera yelled back as she kicked her feet and tried to punch the man holding her. "DAMN THIS TINY BODY!" she yelled before looked back to Mavis and getting an idea.
Then one flash of light later the small bodied black haired girl was replaced with an identical one that was just a few inches shorter than Natsu himself. Her black hair extended to her shoulders while the rest of her dress simply moved to fit to the contours of her new body.
"NOW LISTEN H-H-H-H- "Zera stared off strong but since she changed her body she was now much closer to the man holding her with one arm easily. Her face started to turned red as her hand that was meant to be pointing and scolding the man in front of her was now simply resting on his exposed chest. Then to the surprise of Natsu she was able to jump out of his grasp and make it behind Mavis in a blink of an eye. Her face a new shade of red that had never seen before.
"H-h-h-h-he can see me!" she squeaks as she looked at her hands. "HE HEARD ME! WHAT DO I DO MAVIS!"
"I-I-I DON'T KNOW!" Mavis yelled just as shocked that Natsu was able to Zera as her.
"Oi stripper!" Natsu yelled as he took a step to the two meaning to get some answers out of the woman.
"IM NOT I STRIPPER I JUST- "she was caught off however as Natsu grabbed her hand "KYYAAA!" she yelled shooting out her fire magic from her palm thus engulfing Natsu's face.
"OH MY GOD I JUST BURNED OFF HIS FACE!"
"OH MY GOD YOU JUST BURNED OFF HIS FACE! THIS IS WHY I DON'T BRING PEOPLE TO MEET YOU ZERA!" the two woman yelled at the same time.
*slurp*
"That wasn't that bad."
Zera looked back at her hand with wide eyes as she saw a completely unharmed Natsu smiling at her. "I'm the fire dragon slayer." He continued to smile before breaking back into a glare. "NOW DON'T STRIP ME!
Zera just stared at Natsu for a few more seconds before looked back to Mavis "Can I keep him?"
"WHAT!" Mavis and Natsu yelled together.
"Well since you said you didn't like him I want him." Zera pouted.
"THAT'S NOT WHAT THIS IS ABOUT!"
"SINCE WHEN AM I SOMETHING That- well I a guess Mavis is my master…." Natsu thought for a second as he remembered that Makarov had 'given' him to people before in the sense that he was sent on jobs so if this chick needed a job done he could do it. 'I mean I've only been running from girls the past few days it would be nice to actually do I job'.
While this was going through his mind Zera was staring at Mavis with a teasing smirk.
"ohhhhh 'master' are we? I didn't think you would go that far." Zera smirked.
"ITS NOT LIKE THAT!" Mavis yelled back.
"Oh yeah you wanted me to call you Onee-chan earlier." Natsu said thinking this was a great time to add his 2 cents.
"Kinky." Zera said once again with a teasing smile.
"ITS NOT LIKE THAT EITHER!" Mavis yelled tears threatening to spill form her eyes "PLUS YOURE A ILLUSION WHY DO YOU WANT HIM!"
"Wait you're an illusion?" Natsu asked.
"Yeah that or a fairy or something. Was going to wait for the manga to explain but the author got tired of waiting so he's just going to wing it and hope he makes the right call." Zera shrugged while the other two nodded in understanding.
"Fucking Mangos." Natsu shook his head.
"ANYWAYS, even though I'm just an illusion doesn't mean I can't have a little fun while I'm still here right Mavis?" Zera asked with large eyes.
"I-…. YOU Can't JUS-…." Mavis stuttered out. The guilt of bringing Zera out only to show Natsu while she was clearly interested in him was conflicting with the fact that SHE KNEW EXACTLY WHAT SHE WAS WANTING TO DO. Then Mavis remembered the things that's been going around at the guild recently. Natsu seemed to be turning down every girl that had come onto him. There's no way he would say yes to a girl he just met. "ASK NATSU! " she finally squeaked out though feeling pretty confident about the outcome.
"OKAY!" Zera smiled before turning to Natsu only to see his frowning face. "What's wrong?"
"So you're only an illusion? But you feel so real." Natsu said using a sad tone.
"It's alright." She smiled. "I'm the image of a friend she held dear." Her smile faltered "but I didn't make it so I'm all that's left." As she finished she felt a tug on her arm forgetting that Natsu still had her in his grasp.
"You look real enough to me." Natsu smiled. "And you're not like any illusion I've ever seen. And above all you are Mavis's best friend, so even if what you said about not making it was true part of you still lived on through her. I hope one day when I'm gone there are is someone that I can live on through too."
"N-natsu." Zera breathed out before turning to Mavis. "I'm definitely taking this one if you're not." She stuck her tongue.
"I like to see you try." Mavis crossed her arms awkwardly not used to her new bust size and slightly jealous that Zera was able to do it easily if she wished since she was a more petite woman. She had already seen Natsu shoot off lines like these before and each time they ended the same way. She looked back to Natsu and Zera as Zera leaned up to the man's ear and was whispering something. This didn't effect Mavis much though because she has seen it all before. Any type of seduction went right over the guy's head and it all ended the same way.
"Sure if that's what you want."
See always the same way he neve-
"WHAT!" Mavis yelled seeing Zera with her arms warped around one of Natsu's.
"She said she wanted to be my mate but would understand if I didn't want her." Natsu shrugged "Every other girl just tries to get me and never asked me how I feel. The only ever seem to want their side of the side effects."
"Plus I also told him since I was just an illusion and he's in the body then nothing will happen so he'll be fine to live on without any problem. Oh and I told him about the multiple mate's things since I remember reading that when we were stuck on this island." She winked.
"No." Natsu turned his head "You told me how you wanted me to push you against a wall and over the kitchen tab- "
"ENOUGH!" Mavis yelled with her fist balled. "ARE YOU SERIOUS! THIS IS THE MOST ANITCLIMATIC THING IVE EVER HEARD! THERES LITERALY BEEN WOMEN SWARMING OVER YOU FOR THE PAST WEEK MAYBE MORE YET YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE A WOMAN- MY FIREND AND SOMEONE I INTRODUCDED YOU TOO- AND JUST MAKE HER YOUR MATE!" Mavis finished breathing heavily.
"Why do you wanna be his mate too Mavis?" Zera smirked.
"YES!" She yelled "HES THE ONLY PERSON IVE EVER BEEN ABLE TO FEEL ANYTHING BUT THE COLD AIR THAT'S ALWAYS AROUND ME!" tears started to form around her eyes. "I didn't even want to ask him to go that far with me. I just wanted to enjoy the day with someone that I can feel and touch." She held her hands out in front of her. "I know its selfish and I even took him away from his friends and the girls that can touch him but don't I get a chance to feel alive one more time?" she looked up to see the shocked face of Zera and a sadden face of Natsu. "Can't I be something more than just a spirit that floats around the guild, more than a ghost that has to watch everyone be happy while being forced to be content with knowing that I will never be able to truly feel what it's like to be alive again?" she turned at this point not able to look Natsu nor Zera in the face.
"I'm sorry I shouldn't have said anything…. I'm still here while Zera is only a part of a whole that isn't here. And Natsu isn't even supposed to be here. You both have fun I- "
She was cut off however when she was suddenly pulled into a warm chest. "Shhhh its okay." She heard a shockingly soft voice that she knew was Natsu's but didn't think that such a destructive man was able to make. "It's alright to be selfish every now and then. You saved me and all my friends life on this very island and you waited 7 years for us to return before leading the rest of the guild here. Then even before that you waited countless more years. You deserve a small moment of selfishness." She felt a war hand on the back of her head. "So let out the pain you've been holding I'll take part of it."
With those words she broke.
Zera watched as her friend cried into Natsu's chest. She was there watching her for all those years. She watched as her friend suffered where no one could see and now she watched as Natsu so easily dismantled the wall that Mavis had put up.
After a few seconds the first master composed herself "Thank you." She smiled slightly as she wiped the tears from her eyes.
"No problem." Natsu smiled back with his toothy grin before turning skittish and turning his head slightly with a small blush though. "Um about the whole making you my mate thing…"
Mavis' face lit up like a Christmas tree. "I-That was- You- "
"I mean if you wanted I don't mind." Natsu cut her off causing her to look at him wide eyed. "I might help you when I nearby. It makes you feel a little more alive you know." his blush darkened.
"I- You don't have too but…." Mavis fidgeted slightly "But if you do I won't be able to do what a normal human would be." She put her head down.
"What?" Natsu asked confused.
"S-S-sex…. Since I'm you know me…." Her blush was reaching new bounds. "I can't give you what you- "
"Sex isn't part of the deal though?" Natsu turned his head.
"huh?" Mavis looked up and blinked at him.
"Jeezz Mavis this is why I was the brains between us." Zera sighed. "When dragons mated they mated for partners. A lot of dragons mated but lived a life of abstinence. It's only a ritual to find the other part of your soul. Not a way to get laid."
"B-b-b-b-b-but" Mavis turned to Natsu "I SAW YOU ALMOST HAVE SEX LIKE 6 TIMES! YOU EVEN GO ALL LUST FILLED AND STUFF!"
"Well yeah." Natsu shrugged "I mean it's called mating and Igneel always told me I had to find woman to get him grandchildren. I wonder why I'm not going to a lust filled stat now though." Natsu thought out loud.
/meanwhile in Natsu subconscious located in his KOed body
"GOD DAMN IT WHERE DID NATSU GO?!" Igneel yelled as he set in Natsu Hormonal control center. "IF HES WITH A WOMAN HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO SHOVE HIS LUST INTO FULL GEAR AND GET ME SOME GRAND CHILDREN!"
"GOD DAMMIT IGNEEL STOP TURNING MY HUSBAND IT'S A HORMAL MONSTER!" END yelled back "WE HAVE BIGGER PROBLEMS!" she pointed to the screen which currently showed Natsu's body tied to a bed while Cana was chugging a barrel of beer and watching a clock waiting for Natsu's to return to his body.
Igneel looked as his son's body was prepared to be given the joy ride of a lifetime when he returned to it.
"What exactly is the problem here." He gestured to the screen.
"GODDMIT IGNEEL SHES GOING TO RAPE HIM WHEN HE WAKES UP!" END yelled as she pulled her hair.
"Nope" Igneel shook his head. "Cause when he gets back I'm gonna button mash the shit out of this command board." Igneel smirked only to be tacked by END as she fought for her husband's virginity.
/Back with Natsu
"Oh…." Mavis deflated slightly.
"Does this have to deal with why Zera wanted me to push her against the wall and bend her over the table until I made her call me daddy?" Natsu asked.
Mavis looked to her friend in shock and disgust.
"What?" Zera said with a blush before turning her head. "It's been a while since I've been in a body so I thought I'd try some stuff out."
"O-Okay." Mavis shook her head trying to get the image out of there. "So what do you do?" Mavis asked.
"Easy." Natsu smirked as he motioned for Zera to walk over to him. "So all I really have to do is bite you while I infuse some of my magic in my fangs." He pointed to his fangs. "then after a few seconds my magic will form a mark and boom its done. A few seconds later our bodies will adjust to each other's level of magic and you become flame proof."
"that." Zera started "sounds completely lame."
"Well it was made by giant flying lizards what do you expect." Natsu dead panned. Then he reached out and grabbed her hand. "Ready?"
"Eh I'm only an illusion so get after it."
And with that Natsu took her hand to him mouth and bit.
Zera flinched slightly as his fangs punctured her skin then after a few seconds and a small pop later it was over.
"is that really it?" Zera asked as she brought her hand back to her. Seeing a swirling red light seem to dance around her skin.
"Well yeah it takes a while if I remember correctly." Natsu said offhandedly as he grabbed Mavis's hand a repeated the process.
After a few short seconds both woman was checking out the new swirling red bloc that was now dancing around their hands.
"So when does it get to the next par- "Mavis was cut off however as both marks suddenly snapped form swirling mess to creating an intricate bracelet around their wrist. "Wow that was AHHHHHHHHHHHHH" both screamed as their body were suddenly flooded with intense heat.
"MAVIS! ZERA!" Natsu yelled shocked at what was happening before suddenly feeling an ungodly amount of power surge through his body. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" He screamed as he felt his muscles start to rearrange. His body felt like it was about to burst. He fell to the ground. The pain was worse than unlocking his second origin and eating Etherion ten times over.
"NATSU!" Mavis screamed as she too fell to the ground "WHATS HAPPENING?" she half pleaded. She felt as if she was going through a meat grinder. Ever part of her body was being torn apart and build again. She fell and looked to Zera only to see her also going through the same pain.
Then in a blinding flash of light it was over.
/meanwhile back at the guild.
"Alright, alright, settle down now!" Makarov yelled as the men of the guild and of several of the surrounding guilds, and the few brave townspeople that returned after their wives had come to get them earlier.
"So we need to make rules for the betting!" He said as he slammed the hammer down on the bar top making the crowd go silent.
"Alright so no one can bet on animals!" he yelled getting a collective 'hear hear' form the crowd. Well except for the one poor sap that better on Carla to win. He only sulked however as her name was removed.
"We all know Natsu there's no need to throw weird bets like that." Makarov cleared his throats getting a collective mumble of agreement from those present.
"And there will no longer be any attempts to halt a girl from taking Natsu." Makarov added with a gulp as all present took off their hats to pray for Wakaba and Macao who were currently still in the infirmary after Erza got ahold of them. Makarov got off easy since he offered to destroy his camera.
"And finally no dead bets either! Mavis is a ghost there will be no bets on her!" another collect coarse of agreement coursed through the stands as Mavis' name was erased.
"And finally" Makarov started.
VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
The guild was suddenly drowned in light. Pure magic power flooded into the guild and Makarov's eyes widened.
'WHAT WHY IS FAIRY HEART GOING OFF NOW OF ALL TIMES!' he panicked.\
After a few short seconds the light faded leaving the men in a dead silence.
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!"
"DID YOU FEEL THAT SHIT!"
"I THINK I PISSED MYSEF!"
Before much more could be said however the door leading to Makarov's office flew open. Everyone present turned to look only to see two beautiful woman step out. One was instantly identified by Makarov and the rest of Fairy Tail guild as Mavis herself.
"WHOS THE TWO BABES?" called out a random voice.
"Um… I think there is something that's needs to be explained…." Mavis fidgeted her fingers as Zera hid behind her not liking to meet new people. Now that she got the feeling that she was very alive.
"MAVIS HOW ARE YOU HERE AND WELL… ALIVE!" Makarov's jaw dropped.
"hehehe." Mavis laughed awkwardly "well you see we didn't really think it was going to go like this but um." She held up her arm which happened to have the red band of Natsu's mark on it. "We might be Natsu's mates…." She tried to smile.
However, after she said it current master of Fairy tail promptly fainted.
"WHAT THE HELL THAT'S WHO I PUT MY MONEY ON I WOULDVE WON!" came a random shout form the back as the rest of the men present only watched the first master with dropped jaws.
/meanwhile at Cana's
"HOLY SHIT NATSU WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU!" Cana shouted after she recovered from his body suddenly being illuminated with light and magic power. And now he was laying there a few inches taller and RIPPED. No the 'takes steroids every day and dreamed about being a walking cloud' ripped but the toned 'please ladies I can only catch so many panties so stop throwing them at me' ripped.
"Uh." Natsu grunted. And Cana shivered since there was no longer the charming childlike tone to his voice. No this was a husky deep mature voice that she would very much like to get used to waking up too.
'Now my chance.' Cana smirked as she got up and prepared to go with operation 'tie Natsu to the bed have my way with him till he goes crazy and makes me his mate' plan. However, as she got ready to pounce Natsu slowly sat up and effortlessly ripped the ropes that held him in place as if he didn't even know they were there.
"Ugh where the hell am I?"
There was that voice again.
"God dammit Natsu just fuck me already I'm not even going to play anymore damn games." Cana shook her head having enough of this shit and deciding that enough was enough. She slipped her pants off.
"Cana?" Natsu asked blinking his eyes turning towards her.
"One second." Cana called back as she reached behind her to undo her bra. "Not used to this goddamn thing yet give me a second."
"Where am I?" Natsu mumbled as he rubbed his head and stood.
"My house just give me- you know what fuck it just burn it off I don't care anymore." She opened her arms to Natsu presenting herself to him only to hear the sound of her door shutting and a 'thanks sorry I gotta go to the guild'.
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….
….
"IF YOURE JUST GONNA FUCK ME OVER AND LEAVE AT LEAST FUCK ME!" she yelled out her window at as she watched Natsu run down the road. "oh he forgot his shirt." Cana said more to herself as she watched him run. Then she leaned against the window seal "that just means he'll be back." She smirked.
/Inside Natsu's subconscious
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"HOLY SHIT MY SON IS A CHICK MAGNET!" IGNEEL YELLED WITH PRIDE. "Isn't he END?" he asked turning to the girl only to see her drooling over the screen that showed Natsu running shirtless through Magnolia at speeds that shouldn't have been possible.
"hahahahah" Igneel laughed as he went back to sit in the hormonal command center.
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"OH SHIT I FORGOT TO BUTTON MASH THE SHIT OUT OF THIS WHEN HE WOKE UP!"
/at the guild
"so…. you two are both Natsu's mates?" Elfman said taking the lead since Makarov was still out.
"Um that seems to be the case." Mavis said awkwardly as she scratched her cheek, Zera sat awkwardly beside her.
"Um" *cough* "I um…. Hmm" Elfman sat there stumped on how to ask this in the most manly way possible but not to seem to unmanly since it was blunt and sometimes manly blunt things aren't as manly when talking to woman. So he had to get the proper level of manliness without going too manly so that it didn't make him not manly.
"But aren't you died?" Gray asked behind Elfman.
"THAT RIGHT THERE!" Elfman snapped his fingers before looking to Mavis.
"Umm about that…." Mavis laughed nervously. "You see when we um… mated." Her cheeks turned red as well as Zera's. "It seems like Natsu didn't really think about what it meant to reach the power level of a woman he mates with." Her cheeks darkened more as she said the M word. "S-s-so he's now has enough magic to well…. make a human body for his mate. Hehe"
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"WHHHAAAAATTTT!" this came from one passed out Makarov the was revived at hearing that his most destructive mage was now strong enough to make bodies for people. "B-BUT HOW?! AND ISN'T YOUR BODY DOWN STAI- "
"Yeahhhhh so when um…. Me and Natsu um…. Mated." She turned her head slightly. "He might have absorbed all of fairy heart and not is strong enough to destroy the world if he put his mind to it." She turned to Zera "I mean he already made a body for a girl that was only an illusion of my past friend so anything is really possible now. "When she looked back to Makarov however he was already passed out again. As were the majority of the guild.
"destroy the world." Elfman mumbled into his hands.
"W-w-well Natsu wouldn't tha…"
"THAT'S SO MANLY!" Elfman roared as he stood kicking his chair out and knocking over several mages that were around him. "That's like." He looked to his hands "THE MOST MANLY OF MANLY THINGS!"
"HEY ANYONE SEE MAVIS AND ZE- oh there you guys are."
Elfman's head snapped to the voice "WHO DARES INTURRUPT MY AWE OF MANLINE- "his jaw dropped "Is that you Natsu?"
Natsu was currently standing in the front of the guild in his new found godly glory. "Yo Elfman. "he said in his normal toothy grin.
"YOU"RE NOW SO MANLY!" Elfman yelled before bowing before him "Please take my sisters as your mates."
"pshhhhhh!" a few members coughed up their drinks "WHAT!?"
"500,000 jewels on my sisters!" Elfman stood and pointed to the board before running to Natsu's side. "Please grant me manly nephews."
"O-okay?" Natsu replied no used to being greeted by Elfman with anything less than a fist to the face. "Uh Mavis, Zera I think we need to talk." he said awkwardly as Elfman moved to fight off other people saying that it was unmanly to bet on his sisters but it was manly for him to do the same.
"Y-yeah." Mavis and Zera both said not expecting this was how it was all going to go down.
"Maybe somewhere not here?" Mavis offered.
"Yeah we can go to my place." Natsu shrugged.
"Y-y-your place?" Zera said with a blush at being invited over to a guy's place.
"Well yeah, now that you are both my mates its where you'll be living now. Right?" Natsu said with a slight frown.
"O-of course!" Mavis replied a little too fast.
"Alright let's go then before the notice us again." And with that Natsu took both of the blushing girls hands and snuck out of the guild to bring them back to his home.
/meanwhile in Natsu's subconscious
"ha ha…. Hahahahha. HAHAHAH… MUWHAHAHAHHA!" Igneel roared as he watched his son take two women back to his home. "THIS WILL BE THE TIME! I WILL HAVE SO MANY GRANDBABAIES AFTER THIS!" he lowered his voice and turned over his shoulder to see if END was listening. Thankfully however she was currently watching the replay of a shirtless Natsu running through the streets.
"And no one will stop me this time." He gave an evil grin as he held Natsu's hormonal command board protectively in front of him.
/
Omake:
A few days earlier when Natsu turned into a woman.
/inside Gajeel's subconscious
"UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh." Metalicana Groaned as he moved his arms across his son's hormonal command board knocking over several empty bottles of booze. "First my son gets beat by Igneels brat now the only woman he has eyes for doesn't even have a giant rack." Metalicana let out a long sigh and a hiccup considering that he was totally drunk, plastered, wasted, shitfaced, shwasted.
"Does my son just not like the boobies?" he pondered out loud. "NO EVERYONE LIKES BOOBIES!" he sat up straight nearly falling out of his chair. Then his eyes fell on the screen before him where he saw a pink haired woman with a giant rack.
"YES!" he roared "TIME TO BUTTON SMASH THE SHIT OUT OF THIS!"
/inside Natsu
"WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE SIRENS!" Igneel roared as he clawed at his ears.
"MAKE IT STOOOOOP!" END Moaned as she banged her head against the wall.
"Wait what is Metalicana's boy doing walking to us- OH SHIT HOW DO I STOP THIS!" Igneel yelled as he saw that Metalicana must have been drunk again or some shit and button smashed the wrong board.
"PUSH THE STOP BUTTON!" END yelled as she ran to the board but instead of the original one this one was all pink and none of it made sense. "WHY DOESN'T THIS MAKE SENSE?!"
"NATSU'S A WOMAN NOW NOTHING MAKES SENSE!" Igneel yelled back as he looked to the screen "HES GETTING CLOSER OH SHIT!"
/In Wendy's body
"Ugh I'm so going to regret this….." Grandeeney sighed as she pushed the giant red button before her.
/
And that a wrap.
So to move the story farther and such I had to have Natsu take a mate. It had to happen.
I don't know if I wanna write a lemon next chapter but I might be converted to otherwise.
Also I know that I'm kinda pushing my way through this story adding things here and there but at the same time I have to keep the storyline itself moving. Natsu needed a mate, but I liked the betting thing so that's why Erza or someone like that wasn't the first mate.
Also I got a lot of good feedback from Igneel and END both kinda being inside Natsu so I wanted to add more of them in the story.
As for how many letters it took till it went "insert name here" that would be 12.
Yes he's still Chelia's champion but brodo you gotta give me some time to get everyone in here. I just made it so that way there's like a lot of letters out to a lot of chicks and everyone wants their girl to have a moment with the man. I still gotta pull a lot of cliché lines out of my ass and set everything up in unrealistic situations where lines that no one would ever say need to be said.
And then at the end of all this I'm here line "oh shit if I don't make this cannon enough everyone is going to leave and loos interest so I can't be too far-fetched.
Then at the same time I'm like boom potion that doesn't make any sense gotta fit in there somewhere.
Needless to say this story is a mindfuck and extremely enjoyable to write.
For those of you giving me potion ideas don't think I don't remember them. I got them all and ill fit them in somewhere but the story is currently in need of more plot development before I go into writer's block. I will use them and thank you for sending them.
Thank you all for the support and please review or PM me so I can get your thoughts on how the story has gone so far and what you'd like to see in future chapters.