(ignore the first one. My computer sucks.)
A/N: It has been ignored XDD
My dear Misae,
You know you love it when I act like a gentleman. Go on and admit it to yourself. *smiles*
And I'm glad that you forgive me...such a relief. Although you would be mean to me anyways, non?
...*gently caresses the cowlick* oh, so you like it~? Oh honhonhonhon~
...What's this? You want to date my little Paris? I suppose I am fine with it...but it is strange for me...my little girl, dating an American boy? She must be quite flustered. But I suppose I must approve. *looks around, lowers his voice* but be careful when she's drunk. She's a complete sex machine.
...He tried to kill me, yes. But I am good dodging things!
Could you come over again sometime? I miss you deeply, my Misae, and random women off the street are simply not the same.
With much love,
Francis
P.S
...
Well...
I think I'm going to go hide now...
France…
*blushes deeply*… Fucking Frenchie… *grumbles*
Of course. *blinks obliviously* Why wouldn't I?
… You haven't seen her pissed yet… Misty can get HUNGARY levels of insane when angry…
*slaps* Do that again and I will kick you in the nuts you French Bastard.
*slinks down in embarrassment* Y-yeah… I-I… um…Thanks a lot man. *smiles weakly*
AND WHAT THE HELL DO YOU HAVE AGAINST AMERICANS YOU FRENCH BASTARD!
…
…
*turns crimson* W-W-W-WHAT! *stutters* U-uh… Um…
Johnny's here's a virgin =D!
I AM NOT!
Riiight… I forgot! You lost it to –
SHUT UP MISTY! *covers mouth*
*muff!**mumm!**murmph!*
*kicks*
…
Anyway. *eye twitch* Random women…?
…
*smiles pleasantly*
You know I *won't* forgive you if you cheat on me Francis. *smile widens*
*curses* Damn… I thought for sure dad would catch you…
B-But I guess I'll come and visit again…
With a Wish for your swift demise,
Misae.
P.S. Ha. Just try it. Your actions… they are unforgiveable… *black aura*… irredeemable… die…die..die... DIE!
YEAAAAH. Hiding is a very good idea… - . -…