Odd Little Shorts

by The Odd Little Turtle

Drabbles written for Wednesday Prompts at the ME Challenge LiveJournal. Short, badly written and mostly stupid. You've been warned. Features a good chunk of Joker, Ashley, Kaidan, Shepard, and James Vega but I make fun of other characters too.

35. Perfectly normal, thank you very much

Prompt: Perfectly normal, thank you very much

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"Eggs?" Ash looked at him like he'd grown three or four heads. "You have any idea how those taste after tequila?"

James shrugged. "Maybe I do, maybe I don't." He set the plate by her head. "You need to eat, muñeca."

The nickname is out of his mouth before he can stop himself. He likes her damn it. He only names those he likes.

"Call me 'doll' one more time, and I'll break you in half, LT." There was that sadness back in her voice.

"Just slipped out, LC. Won't happen again."

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This was a follow-up fill to a proto-James/Ash fill by waiting4morning.