Dear Missouri,
I know it's a little late but I wanted to congratulate you for one of your teams (St. Louis Cardinals) winning the World Series. It's kinda arrogant calling it the World Series when it's only the United States of America playing against each other, but hey that's America for you. I have a question for you. Do you call it soda, pop, or coke? Because I know in some places they call it soda and others pop. Now since I am one of your citizens you have to show me a reply to this letter.
With patriotism, a very proud Missouri citizen
p.s. I live inside you.
Dear Missourian citizen~
It is very nice to meet you ^ ^… how did you get my address~?
Thanks a lot~ I was really happy~ hahaha I bragged to all of my siblings about it *radiates with pride* Yeah it's a bit arrogant if you think about it~ but that is Dad's middle name! =)
I personally tend to call it pop for some reason~ I don't really know why. I must have picked it up from my citizens over the years~*smiles*. We don't call it soda very much nowadays now that I think on it...
I am happy to have replied to one of my most precious citizens~*takes a bow*
With a Smile~
The "Show-Me-State" of Missouri~
P.S. *blinks* Oh? I suppose you are right~ you are one of my citizens after all~ ^ ^
… For some reason that sounded kinda dirty…
Kentucky! What did I say about barging into my letters! *huffs and kicks off of laptop**smiles* Please ignore that idiot older brother over there that I share a border with. He tends to come barging in without permission…