Dear Missouri,

Nizza zu treffen sie! Ich am Berlin! Paris told me a lot about you!

Is the rumor true? Are you dating that...Frenchman?

... Preußen told me a lot about Frankreich...

Be careful okay? We do not want another little one running around... *nervous smile*

Remind me to send you some Geburt-Steuern Pillen... and some Kondoms...

Hmmm... I must get back to Preußen he wants to talk to me...

Aufrichtig,

Berlin

PS: Good luck with the Frenchman okay? *small smile

Oh and it is okay if I speak in German? I can stop...


[[Translations... Of Google Translate :D... cause Google rulz:

Aufrichtig: Sincerely

Nizza zu treffen sie: NIce to meet you

Ich am: I am

Preußen: Prussia

Frankreich: France

Geburt-Steuern Pillen: Birth-Control Pills

Kondom: Condom]]


Dear Ms. Berlin~

It is very nice to meet you as well~ ^ ^ and… unfortunately I AM dating that French Bastard… = . = But how is Paris~? Haven't heard from her much lately…

Oh~? Mr. Awesome? Well they have been friends for a long time so it's understand able ^ ^.

… *blush* The fu – hell no. Not in a million years not in a MILLENIA!

*coughs*

Really~? What did he want to talk about~?

With a Smile~

Misty "Missouri" Jones

P.S. *flushes/fidgets* U-Uh thanks…

Of course you can speak German~ I don't mind ^ ^