GaaSaku: Double Agents

Chapter 2:

Meet Your New Partner…

I awoke the next morning to something loud, obnoxious, and completely horrible. My alarm clock. I snaked my arm out from under the covers, grabbed the ringing beast, and tossed it across the room. It hit the opposite wall with a crash and a delightful crunch as it broke and shattered into tiny pieces at the bottom of the wall. I smiled sleepily and pulled the blankets over my head, successful in evading the sunlight streaming through my open window.

I sighed in happiness and snuggled deeper into my warm sheets, relishing in the fact that it was Saturday and I didn't have any new missions to handle. Today was going to be a relaxing day..… Wait…. I did. I quickly flung the covers off of my person and jumped out of bed, accidentally banging my hip on my night stand. I cursed and grasp my hip in pain, trying to soothe the dull throb that radiated from my hurt hip bone.

'Ow! That's going to leave a nasty bruise,' I thought to myself as I moved the waist band of my shorts away from my skin, so I could examine the damage that I, once again, done to myself.

"Damn," I cursed out loud as I watched the nasty purplish blue bruise bloom (try saying that 5 times fast) on my cream colored skin.

I sighed and stepped away from my, mortal enemy, night stand and walked, well limped, over to my dresser. I discarded my sleeping clothes and pulled out a pair of dark denim pants with rips artfully done up in the pockets and legs, a white tank top with cherry blossoms artfully designed into the fabric, and a matching underwear and bra set. I threw them on quickly and hurried over to my closet, flinging open the sliding door. Franticly, I ripped apart my, over stuffed, closet and found a pair of white high heel wedges that went along with my shirt.

I hurried into the bathroom after I threw my shoes on and quickly ran a brush through my tangled pink hair. I put on some mascara, a sunset colored eye shadow, and some black eyeliner on top of my emerald eyes. I sighed at my quick make-up job and rushed out the bathroom, I grabbed my purse and keys, and left my apartment. Making sure I locked the door behind me.

~One cab ride later~

'Stupid fucking cab driver,' I growled in my head as I slammed the cab door as hard as I possibly could, 'doesn't he know anything about courtesy or manners?"

'You should go back there, let me out, and I'll show him how to treat a lady right!' Sakura's inner commented, fire in her eyes and fist raised as if to hit something.

I scoffed to my self and rolled my eyes to the sky, already pissed off at eight in the morning. I walked up the steps of the shiny and new looking building and walked inside. I waved hello to the receptionist and continued on my walk to the elevator. I pressed the up button and waited for it to come down. The doors dinged open after a minute and I stepped inside, I pressed the close button, and then pressed the top floor button. I wait and tapped my foot as I listened to the crappy elevator music.

The elevator finally reached to top floor and I pressed the emergence stop button. The confined space went black, a soft glow appeared and I looked at the button panel. I pulled it open and pressed the glowing button under the panel. The elevator wall behind me opened up, I shut the panel with a hard click, and turned to walk into the open room. A man with dark crimson hair and warm amber eyes stood by the doorway, smirking at me.

"Good morning Sakura. Have another rushed day?" He asked as he quirked an eyebrow in my direction.

"Can it Sasori. Unless you want my foot up your ass," I snarled walked past him and towards my boss' door.

Sasori followed after me, still smirking, "Feisty this morning aren't we?"

I lifted my hand over my head and flipped the grinning red head the bird, he chuckled and kept following me, "Fuck off freak. I don't want to deal with you first thing when I walk in the office."

Sasori faked a hurt expression, "Awe! But I love seeing your smiling face first thing in the morning, my little blossom."

I growled in irritation as I reached for the handle of my boss' door, "If you call me blossom one more time I'm gonna throw your stupid ass through one of the windows. And laugh as I watch you plummet to your death and don't think I won't."

With that said I open the door and walked in, leaving behind a stunned red head. I smirked and shut the door, well more like slammed it, in his face.

~3rd person POV~

Tsunade looked up quickly from her paperwork and notice that her favorite employee was fuming. Her jaw was clenched and her hands were balled into fists, the pinkette looked like she was about to send someone flying through another wall.

"What happened now?" The busty blonde asked as she watched Sakura walk over to the chair in front of her desk and sit down with a heavy sigh.

Sakura sigh in anger and closed her eyes, trying to calm down, "Sasori happened. Why does he have to work here again?"

Tsunade gave her a sympathetic smile and sighed, "He's here because we need him and also because the Akatsuki corporation sent him and a few of his friends to help out."

The pinkette sighed again and started to rub her temples, "Yeah. If helping out means that all of them hit on us and break many sexual harassment laws, then they're doing an awesome job." She stated sarcastically, a sneer on her pretty face.

The blonde shook her head and closed her golden eyes, "Lets get back on topic alright?" Tsunade straightened, turning all business like, "Haruno Sakura. As you know you have a new mission and I have decided to give you a partner on this case."

Sakura gave her a look of pure shock and confusion. Tsunade just continues on, ignoring the look, "She will be joining you in infiltrating the college and both of you will be going under cover as students there."

Sakura continued to just stare at Tsunade as she pressed a button on her intercom and spoke into it, "Shizune. Please send in Miss. Hyuuga."

The busty blonde lifted her finger off the button and another voice filtered through, "Right away Tsunade-sama."

'Hyuuga? Now where have I heard that name before?' Sakura wondered to herself as listened to the door click open and then close.

"Ah! Miss. Hyuuga. It is quite a pleasure to see you again. I hope your trip here was pleasant," Tsunade stood up and extended her arms out to the new comer in the room.

"It's good to see you too, Tsunade-sama. And yes, my trip was wonderful. America turned out to be more, um, plastic than I would have expected," A quiet voice said and Sakura turned to see a girl with long midnight purple hair, pale violet eyes, and many curves all in the right places.

'Damn! What I wouldn't give to have her figure,' Inner Sakura pouted and curled up in a corner of the pinkette's mind.

'Yeah… wait… did I just agree with you?' Sakura asked her inner self.

'Oh my god! You did! The world is gonna end!' Her inner self ran around in circles making Sakura sigh in irritation at how crazy her mental self was.

"Sakura," The pinkette snapped out of her daze and looked up at her busty boss, "this is your new partner, Hyuuga Hinata."

Hinata bowed and smiled softly at Sakura, who in turn smiled back sweetly and nodded her head.

"Haruno-san. I hope we will be able to get along during this mission. I'm very much looking forward to our time together," The dark haired girl said with a soft smile as she rose from her bow.

"Haruno-san?" Sakura questioned and then burst into laughter, clutching her sides, "P-please! Call me Sakura. Haruno-san makes me feel old and it sounds like someone's talking to my mother."

Hinata's smile widened and she nodded, "Sakura," The pinkette looked up at the dark haired girl and smile fondly.

Tsunade smiled at both the girls and placed her hands on her hips, "Okay girls. Now that the introductions are finished, lets get down to business."

Both girls nodded and Hinata sat down in the chair next to Sakura's and Tsunade returned to her own seat. Her hand placed folded together and she rest her head on top of them, smiling at the two young women in front of her.

"Now, lets go over the mission again shall we?" The bust blonde asked and reached into her one of her draws, pulling out a bottle of sake, biting the cork off and taking a long swig of it.

Gaara: *Sits on my couch and watches me with intent eyes as I go about my house on a cleaning rampage and rocking out to whatever song comes on my mp3*

Sasori: *walks in and sees me* What the heck is she doing?

Gaara: Cleaning and Rocking out. As she calls it.

Sasori: Hmmm….. *watches as I squeal and turn up my music and start to sing along while swinging my hips*

Me: You know there's a dirty word. Never gonna say it first. No, it's just a thought that never crosses my mind. *I run my hands through my hair and swing my hips sexily as I vacuumed* Maybe in the parking lot, better bring your friend along. Better rock together, than just one at a time.

Gaara: There is something really wrong with her….

Sasori: Shhhh! *sits down next to Gaara, a bowl of popcorn in his hands* Just enjoy the show.

Me: *Turns off vacuum, spins around and touches ankles, slowly moving up all the while shaking my ass. Sasori smiles and shoves a hand full of popcorn in his mouth* S is for the simplety, E is for the ecstasy, X is just to mark the spot. 'Cause that's the one you really want~! Yes! Sex is always the answer, it's never a question. 'Cause the answer's yes! Oh, the answer's yes! Not just a suggestion, if you ask a question. Then it's always yes, yeah~!

Sasori: How long has she had her music in for? *shoves another hand full of popcorn in his mouth*

Gaara: For a few hours. She's been on a cleaning rampage. *reaches over and grabs a hand full of popcorn as he watches me run my hands over my stomach and up my sides and into my hair*

Me: I'm lovin' what you wanna wear. Wonder what's up under there. Wonder if I'll ever have it under my tongue. *licks lips sensually and bites lower lip. All the while me eyes are closed as I concentrate on the music*

*The guys stop chewing the popcorn and stare at me with 'What the fuck' expressions*

Gaara: Is she sing about-?

Sasori: I think she is.

Me: I'll love to try to set you free. I love you all over me. Love to hear the sound you make the second you're done. *runs hands down body again and drags them slowly up thighs* S is for the simplety, E is for the ecstasy, X is just to mark the spot. 'Cause that's the one you really want~! Yes! Sex is always the answer, it's never a question. 'Cause the answers the yes, oh the answers yes! Not just a suggestion, if you ask a question. Then it's always yes, yeah~! *swings head back and forth sexily and turns around shaking hips more erotically*

Sasori: I would start breaking out my dollar bills, but I know she'll kick my ass and never let me be in one of her fanfics ever again if I did.

Gaara: *looks over at Sasori with unbelieving eyes* You actually like being in her fanfictions?

Sasori: *nods and continues to watch with amusement glinting in his eyes* Yeah. She always makes me out to be this bad ass hottie that gets all the chicks and I don't die in any of them. Oh! And I'm not a weirdo puppet that likes to cut people up and make them into other puppets.

*The song ends and I wipe the sweat off my forehead and pull up my tee-shirt, tying it in a knot on my back, revealing my belly button and it's piercing (and yes I really do have my navel piercing. It hurt like hell and that is one thing that I will never go through again). I stretch my arms over my head and grab the dust cloth and spray, leaving the room and taking the vacuum with me*

Gaara: But I thought that is what you like to do.

Sasori: *shrugs* It got boring. Now I just play along with her *nods in my direction as I move around and shake sexily* She likes to give me all this sex scenes and it helps with the boredom.

Gaara: *shocked* Damn. That's a pretty good perk.

Sasori: Damn right it is. Now if you'll excuse me. I have a cute red head that just left with some unfinished business to attend to. *gets up and follows after me with a glint in his eye and a devious smirk on his face. A very prominent bulge in his pants*

Sakura: *from another room* WHAT THE HELL! *comes running out with a mega red blush on her face and stuttering like crazy*

Gaara: *sighs* The were doing things in hallway weren't they *Sakura nods and he sighs again* Horny bastard.