Dear Misty,
Tell Kentucky that if he doesn't stop laughing, I'm going to shove a live crab down his throat. *is serious*
So what? Just because my name is 'Maryland' automatically makes me a woman? I was named after a Queen by a now-dead dude. Do you really think I had a say in my name?
Once. That person couldn't walk for days. Wait, that didn't sound right... What I mean is, I beat them senseless.
With love,
Nathaniel W. Jones/State of Maryland
Nat~
I can take you on EASY pretty boy *smirks* Awww how cute man~~~ *hugs*
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O . o… Remember Big bro. The killing of fellow states and provinces is bad. (translation: Try not to kill Johnny. He's an idiot.)
You and big (little… but don't tell him I said that O . o) brother Rhode Island are a lot alike you know~ You aren't as cute and *cough* feminine as him (or are you~? I never see you much anymore…) but you guys are in a similar situation~ you due to your name him due to his look you know~? ^ ^
Meh. I was named after my mother, how cliché~ *shrugs*
Oooh so is it an erogenous zone~? John gets REALLY (dare I say it…) CUTE whenever someone yanks his… *shivers* a bit creepy to watch actually…
*blushes* H-Hey what the hell 're you on about! I'm manly!
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WITH A SMILE =)
Damn it Misty!
Misty M. Jones ^ ^