Me: Hello again everyone! Did the last chapter leave you wondering 'What The Hell Is Going To Happen?' or 'Who The Hell Did Sakura Just Yell At!' Well don't worry. All of that well be answered in this chapter!

Gaara: *walking by and over hears me* Yeah. That's if you actually write a lot this time.

Me: *eye twitches in irritation and turns to look at Gaara* What did you just say you insomniac raccoon?

Gaara: *glares at me* You heard me you sex obsessed neko

Me: *glares harder and starts yelling* Take That Back! You Can't Even Get Any!

Gaara: *Growls as he walks up to me* Make me. Besides, you're the one that's still a virgin here.

Me: *starts to hiss in anger and fury* Stupid Ass Emotionless Bastard!

Gaara: Overly Excitable Bitch!

Me: *tackles him to the ground and growls at him* I hate you.

Gaara: *smirks and rolls over pinning me to the ground* The felling is mutual.

Me: Screw you Gaara!

Gaara: *smirk widens* Only if you say please.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, James Bond, or any book/music/movies in this story.

P.S. I'm changing Inner Sakura's name to Sakumo. I found out that is what her real name is, so it wouldn't be fair to her if I continue to use Inner Sakura as her name.

Double Agents: GaaSaku

Chapter 4

Chicken Man

Recap:

"Hey! Watch what you're doing, Baka!" I yelled angrily at the person in front of me.

"You're the one standing in front of the door like an idiot. Why don't you watch it?" A deep voice said and I looked up to meet emotionless onyx eyes.

I glared at the man in front of me. "Well if you haven't noticed, but I have my arms full of stuff and it's kind hard to open the fucking door with all this," I said venomously as I sneered at the arrogant bastard in front of me.

He scoffed and move around me. "And where the fuck do you think you're going you self centered piece of shit?" I yelled at the back of his head as I dropped my stuff on the ground and placed my hands on my hips.

He stopped mid step and turned around to glare at me, "I'm leaving. Talking to an idiot like you has dropped my IQ by a few points at least."

Oh that did it, no one calls me an idiot and gets away unharmed. I stalked towards him, fire in my eyes and my hands clenched into tight fists. The boy fixed a steely glare on me, which I ignored in my angered state. Inner Sakura was screaming and clawing for me to let her out and I gladly did so.

"Who the fuck do youthink you're fucking calling an idiot, you chicken ass," My inner said through my voice as she poked him in the chest. And it was true, the man's hair did look like a chicken's ass.

I sat inside my mind watching with satisfaction as surprise over took the guy's face, but it quickly disappeared and he glared at me. My inner smirked and poked his chest again. He grabbed my hand and growled.

"Who do you think your messing with, little girl?" Anger contorted his voice and my inner glared ice at him.

'Hell has no furry like a pissed off Inner Sakura,' I commented as I watched my inner get madder and madder with every passing second.

"Do you know who you're messing with? Now take your damn hands off of me before I rip it off and force feed it to you, you insolent boy. And don't think I won't," My inner grabbed the front boy's shirt and pulled him so they were face to face and growled low in my throat.

The boy glared daggers at me and I cringed inside slightly, he ripped out of Inner Sakura's hold and scoffed at her as he straightened his shirt. "Insolent? Why you stupid little bitch! I'll have you kn-"

The poor *cough* idiotic *cough* boy wasn't able to finish his threat before a fist went straight into his face and he went flying backwards off the steps. His limp body crashed into a blushing Naruto. Sending the boy to the ground with a muffled 'Oomph!'

"What The Hell, Teme!" The blonde boy commented loudly as he struggled underneath the unconscious boy.

"Sakura. What did you just do?" Hinata rushed over to me, surprise, worry, and anger flooded her beautiful features.

Inner Sakura retreated back into my mind and I came back to reality. I looked at her and shrugged, "He called me a bitch. He had it coming to him."

I spoke calmly, even though I wanted to jump around and scream at the guy, 'Take that mother fuck! You just got your ass owned by a girl with pink hair!'

"Sakura," Hinata half scolded, half sighed as she walked past me and up the stairs, "come on. Let's go before you hurt anymore people."

"Hey! I'm not that violent! Hinata? Hey! Wait for me! I don't know where the room is!" I yelled as I quickly scooped up my luggage and high tailed it after the dark haired girl's retreating back, as she disappeared into the building.

Across the street

"Well that's convenient," A man commented to himself as his eyes followed after the pinkette across from him.

He smirked and ran a hand through his messy red hair, effectively making it even more messy and disheveled.

"Ah, Sakura, how I missed you so…. But did you miss me, I wonder?" He chuckled slightly as he put on a pair of dark sunglasses and slowly walked away.

No one noticed this figure as he made his way towards the boy's dormitory, sunglasses glinting in the sun and red hair blowing in the soft breeze. (A.N: I seriously couldn't help myself on the description!) 'Now Sakura. What shall I do to make you mine once again?"

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*The Next Morning*

BEEP! BEEP! BE- CRASH! The poor alarm clock went hurtling into the wall and broke into pieces, with wires and sprockets sticking out everywhere.

"Stupid alarm clock… give me five more minutes," I grumbled sleepily, pulling the blanks over my head and snuggling deeper into the warmth of my bed.

I slowly started to drift back into the wonderful world of sleep, but reality decided to have a different plan for me. I heard the door open and then a loud gasp.

"Sakura! What did you do to the alarm clock?" Hinata sounded pissed, so I peeked my head out and sure enough. Hinata was standing in the doorway of our dorm room, looking completely and utterly furious. A box of doughnuts in one hand and a two cups of Starbucks coffee in the other.

I flung the covers off of my person, sprung out of bed, and flung myself at the unsuspecting Hinata. She screamed as I snatched the box and coffee from her and in the blink of an eye, I was back on my bed. Happily munching on a chocolate doughnut with rainbow sprinkles and drinking the peppermint mocha.

I looked up and smiled brightly at Hinata, she stood there staring at me like I was completely insane. Which I might possibly be, I mean I do take to someone in my head.

Hey! I resent that! Sakumo yelled at me as she pouted in a corner of my mind. I mentally rolled my eyes at her and finished off the last of my doughnut.

"Hinata," I said, not looking up as I grabbed another doughnut, "If you keep looking at me like that, I'm going to have to slap you."

The dark haired girl instantly looked away and stared at the carpeted floor. "Come on Sakura or we'll be late for our first day."

"Fuck! Why didn't you tell me earlier!" I yelled at Hinata as I bolted off the bed and into our shared bathroom.

Fifteen minutes later I reemerged showered with my hair blow dried and make-up done. I hurried to our shared closet and pulled out a pair of dark blue denim jeans and a black and gray stripped shirt with a black lace backing.

Hinata stood next to the front door, waiting for me as I quickly threw on my clothes and shoes, grabbing my laptop and backpack before shooting out of the door. Hinata hot on my heels an evil smile on her lips, little did I know that it was thirty minutes before classes started and that I was running late for no reason what-so-ever.

What I also didn't know was that today was going to be the day I wish I had never decided on taking this mission.

WooHoo! I finally got to update! I feel so proud of myself!

So yeah. Hope you enjoyed it.

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Or else… haha

Okay. I know how everyone wants to know about Sakura and Gaara's relationship, but I'm going to keep that a secret until the later chapters. Plus I still need to figure out when I'm going to put the lemon scene in. So, yeah. Deal with it people!