Chapter 5

Casual Sex Anyone?

Me: Hi everyone! Yes, as you can see, I'm not dead! *does happy dance*

Gaara: *watching me from across the room* Will you please stop torturing these poor readers and just on with this fucked up story?

Me: *smiles sweetly to the people and throws something at Gaara* Please shut up.

Gaara: *Gets stabbed to the wall with a butcher knife* What The Fuck! What Was That?

Me: *still smiling sweetly*Abby let me borrow Mad Alice's butcher knife for a couple hours and you were pissing me off. So *shrugs* I decided to use it while I had it.

Gaara: *tries to remove the knife from his shirt and the wall* Was that seriously necessary?

Me: *smiles brightly* Yes! Now give the disclaimer like the good boy I know you are.

Gaara: Fuck You! I'm not Tobi... *Tries to pull the knife out again when a kuni pins his wrist to the wall* What The Hell!

Me: *Twirls a few kuni on my fingers* Oh. I forgot to mention that my friend made me some kuni as well. *smile innocently* Now give the disclaimer, or the next one is pinning your dick to the wall.

Gaara: *gulps* CheshireSweetheart doesn't own Naruto, James Bond, or any songs/books.

DISCLAIMER: SERIOUSLY? DO I HAVE TO REPEAT IT?

I narrowed my eyes at Hinata and see just smiled sweetly at me. "Oh come on Sakura, it was just a joke. You kind of deserved it after you totaled my alarm clock."

I sent her one last glare and then looked away with a huff of annoyance, "Well you still shouldn't have done that. I seriously showed up to my Japanese class half an hour early! I felt like a complete and utter teacher's pet!" I put my hands to my face and groaned loudly.

Hinata patted my back awkwardly and tried her hardest to not laugh at my discomfort, "There, there, Sakura. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have done that to you."

I slowly looked up at her and smiled brightly. We were sitting under the big oak tree near the open air stadium, where Hinata was helping out the Drama Club in setting up a small skit that they were doing. The dark haired beauty rolled her lavender colored eyes and then gave me a small grin.

"Hey Hinata! Can you come over here for a second?" We both looked up at the same time to see a man with purple paint on his face and a black hoodie with cat ears smiling and waving the young Hyuuga over.

"Coming Kankuro!" She sighed and stood up, brushing some grass off her knees, "Well, back to work". She laughed slightly and I joined her for a minute or two before she was called over again.

I watched her walk away and then leaned back against the tree; I rummaged around in my bag for my iPod as I listened to the sounds of the Drama Club run around yelling orders at one another and the chirps of the few birds sitting in the tree branches above me.

I pulled out my red music player, plugged in my head phones, and popped the buds into my ears. Putting the songs on shuffle and turning the volume up just enough to drown out the Drama Club and their practicing. I sighed in content as I bobbed my head along to a Skrillex song; I pulled my laptop out of my bag, opened it and waited for it to start up.

I quickly typed in my password and listened as the song switched over to Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol. I opened up a new document and began to work on my English essay. Typing away at a rapid fire pace, I finished about half of the assignment before I noticed a presence approaching me and looked up quickly. Hinata smiled at me and I removed one of my ear buds.

"Hey. What's up?" I smiled at her and she sighed in exhaustion.

"I'm finally done with Drama Club duties. I was wondering if you wanted to come with me to the café?" She held her hand down to me, an offer to help me up from the ground.

I shook my head and she pulled her hand back with a confused look, "I'm gonna finish up my assignment and then I'll head over. Just remember to save a seat for me, okay?"

She nodded and with another smile and a quick wave she walked down the grassy hill, disappearing into the crowd of students. I turned my attention back to my English homework and plugged my ear buds back in. Losing myself into the music as I typed out the report on Romanticism and how it affected the world today. Yeah, real fun, especially since I already knew everything there was to know about, well, EVERYTHING! I was seriously too smart for my own good.

I gave a sigh of relief as I saved my document, emailed it to my teacher, and closed my laptop. I quickly shoved it in my bag, slide my iPod into my pocket, and stood up. I slung my bag over my shoulder, slightly staggering under its weight, and began to walk in the direction of the café. I stopped about half way when someone called out my name. I turned around to see Naruto jogging towards me, his trade mark grin on his face and his hand waving franticly in the air.

"Hey Sakura-chan! What's up?" He said warmly to me as he approached.

"Hi Naruto," I pulled out an ear bud and smiled at him, "Nothing. I was just about to go to the café. What about yourself?"

I racked my brain for information on Naruto that I had researched. 6'1", 159 lbs; Blonde hair and blue eyes. Is on the school soccer team, was one of the most popular guys on campus, and possibly had ADHD. He could never stay focused for more than five minutes at a time.

"Really? Cool, I was going to meet up with a bud of mine," He looked over my head and smiled brightly. See what I meant about possibly being ADHD? "Sabuku! Where the fuck have you been man?"

I gave the boisterous blonde a confused look as he pointed over my head at something behind me. I turned around and froze in place.

I watched, as if everything just up and went into slow motion mode. The red headed man turned around and looked at the blond that had called out to him. My breath hitched in my throat as I easily recognized the dark red tattoo on his forehead. It was partially covered by his shaggy hair, but I still recognized it. All I knew at that moment was that I was scared, no; I was terrified of this man. From what I read in my reports that was the last thing you supposedly saw before you died a slow, painful, death.

I gasped inaudibly as he pulled down his sunglasses to glare at Naruto. His eyes were the most gorgeous shade of aqua I have ever seen, but they also sent a tremor of fear through me. These beautiful eyes held no emotion what-so-ever; it was like they reflected everything in this man's line of sight.

And, right now, that was me. I repressed a shudder of pure terror as his lips curled into a malicious smirk. This man was Sabuku no Gaara and from that very moment I knew that he would make my life a living hell. That simple smirk of his told me so.

Gaara's Point of View

I never knew that my little Sakura would grow up to be such a gorgeous looking woman. The way her shirt clung to her like a second skin, how her jean contoured to help shape her long legs. I smirked as an image of those long legs wrapping around my waist flashed through my mind. I pushed my sunglasses back into place as I walked towards Naruto and the goddess with bubblegum colored hair. Instantly the song She's A Beauty by The Tubes popped into my mind and my smirk widened.

Step right up and don't be shy,

"Gaara! Buddy! How have you been? I'd like to introduce you to a new friend of mine," The boisterous blonde clapped me on my shoulder and steered me over towards Sakura. "Sakura meet Gaara, Gaara meet Sakura. She just enrolled with her friend Hinata."

Because you will not believe your eyes.

She's right here behind the glass

And you're gonna like her,

'Cause she's got class.

She smiled sweetly at me and lifted her hand in my direction, "It's very nice to meet you Gaara."

You can look inside another world.

You get to talk to a pretty girl.

"Hello Sakura, it's nice to meet you and might I add that your name is very fitting of you," grabbed her hand and placed a soft kiss on the back.

She's everything you dream about…

But don't fall in love…

She's a beauty,

Her face blushed slightly and my heart skipped a beat. She was just so beautiful I couldn't help the small smile that came to my lips.

One in a million girls,

She's a beauty.

'Truly she is a beauty out of a million,' I thought as I released her hand and looked directly at her. Her emerald eyes seemed to sparkle in the afternoon sun light and her smile seemed to make them glow even more.

Normal P.O.V.

'Okay Sakura. Get ahold of yourself. You're an agent not some scared little girl!' I pulled my hand back slowly and tried to keep my forced smile in place.

'Are you serious? Hello! There's a hot piece of man meat standing right in front of you and all your thinking is that you're an agent?' Sakumo yelled at me and I shoved her back down into the deepest part of my mind.

I turned back to Naruto and switched my forced smile to a sad one, "Naruto. I'm sorry to have to bail on you so quickly, but I have go meet up with Hinata at the café."

I was hoping that the blonde's happy grin would falter and that I would get out of there as quickly as possible. What I didn't expect was for Naruto's grin to grow in size, which I didn't think was even possible.

"Then we'll go with you Sakura-chan! I've been wanting to see Hinata again," He blushed a soft pink and rubbed the back of his head.

"Are you sure? I wouldn't want to you and Gaara to be bothered," I was so hoping that Gaara would say no and drag Naruto away so I could find Hinata and tell her my findings.

"It's fine with me. I was getting kind of hungry anyways," I snapped my head over to the soft spoken redhead and tried my hardest not to groan in defeat.

'DAMNIT! Why can't I catch a break?'

'Cause fate wants you and this hottie to have lunch together, fall in love, and then bang until the earth stops spinning!' Sakumo drooled, happily thinking of sex.

I mentally rolled my eyes at my inner's behavior and locked her up in a cell at the very back of my mind. I turned my attention back to Gaara and forced another smile onto my face. Man, if I keep it up with all these fake smiles my face is going to freeze into one big fake smile. Then I'll look like that jackass Sai who works for the Intelligence Division.

"Okay then. Let's get going before Hinata ditches me," I turned away from both the boys and began my trek to the café. The beginning track to Moar Ghosts 'n' Stuff playing sadly in my ear.

My life was over and poor Hinata was going to get dragged into it. I almost felt bad for her, but she was on this case with me and would have to suffer the same amount as me.