Dear Everyone~
Hey~ It's Missouri here~! Sorry~ I haven't been answering all your letters lately~! I've been… busy… uh… Dad's been irritable over his pissy politicians~ and elections are just around the corner –
She's been sulking about the Mr. Francey Pants not writing her.
FUCK OFF KENTUCKY!
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*ahem* Anyway I really am sorry everyone~ I'll get started again right away~! I've just got to get into the swing of things is all~! =3 ALRIGHT~! Let's work hard everyone~! ^ ^
With an Apologetic Smile~
Misae (Misty) "Missouri" Jones
P.S. from Alaska: You will all continue to write my precious elder sister and future wife… otherwise she will become lonely. And soon big sister will become unhappy. And when sister becomes happy then I become unhappy. And when I become unhappy bad things – terrible things happen; namely to those who have made me unhappy.
Now… You wouldn't want to make me unhappy… da…?
A/N: Lolz I totally forgot I was doing this XD Sorry guys! I'll get started again! =)