She finally responded to me, after me spamming her ipod with texts as well (oh, if I could post that thread here too! it was considerably shorter, but there were some gems). PS: Jessica is one of the lovely people who writes the Avatar/SnapCracklePop fanfiction! Don't think she has an account here, but she deserves love! She DID introduce me to Homestuck, after all, and many other wonderful fandoms!
Did you like the typos?
JESSICA
hey, I saw your monster message
JESSICA
I have one thing to say to you: I love you X3
KALYN
Which monster message? lol
I have a couple going here on a couple different devices...
btw, check your ipod
JESSICA
Yeah, I was looking at it with a little trepidation. And this one I saw.
Lol, that was great. So, what do you want to talk about? Oh, also, it hasn't been that long, if you had sent them this morning I may have felt worse about it (actually you would have woken me up, so I probably would have been a might bit miffed...)
KALYN
Did you like the typos?
Also, you KNOW what I want to talk about, it's all RIGHT FUCKING THERE.
All of it.
You're turn to say something
Yeah I was going to stop the ipod/phone thing too
Like, it was decided in my mind right before reading that message that I would stop answering after reading that message
JESSICA
Flah! Pressure much? You left me speechless on your rant! Do you want me to write you a seven page essay on the subject? ;P
KALYN
Good thing you addressed it in the message before which I decided and after which I stopped talking
And no, I just want you to answer my questions... or opinions...
Just go ahead and rifle through it again, work up some rebuttals
Then get back to me with some debate material
Did you like the typos?
JESSICA
I do like your incestual orgy though. Oh, by grandson person do you mean Jade's "pen pal"?
KALYN
yes, the pen pal...didn't he claim to be John's grandson? and John speculated Jade was the kid's grandma?
I'm suspicious that the pen pal is actually John
JESSICA
jegus
stutid
hopy
i'm assuming that is what you are referring to
KALYN
Yes
Remember they were little inside jokes they all had?
Dave coined Jegus and Terezi adopted it
and John said stutid and hopy a few times
nerdness overflowing
JESSICA
you're even talking like them XD Like your message about the not continuing the two front war!
KALYN
Alright now besides typos, there's a lot of really deep shit in that rant, anything else to say? Do you have particular ships? I'm sure your opinions differ from mine greatly on the emotions connected to all this drama
OhIKnow
I keep switching personas too
It's cause most of this webcomic is buried deep in chattext
it affects me
In fact, after reading a series of unfortunate events I started talking like Lemony Snicket with his weird analogies and shit
Stuff affects me easily, stuff I read, all the time
Which is why I love reading voice-heavy stuff, it's interesting and I get to change a little bit
Like I'm a sprite being prototyped to some degree by reading shit
I take on the personalities in my writing
JESSICA
I think that this little arc we are currently having may be a split off from the Alpha timeline, because one decision set off a big portion of it. You know, Dave sending that video ;D So I think that may be how AH gets around the whole dead Rose thing since she isn't on her bed or anything. All the trolls will come back though, since Kanaya has her little vampirism thing going on.
KALYN
Okay, so the vampirism has revival powers? Cool, okay, I can deal with that.
Hmm, the Rose thing...
Does that really trace back to Gamzee's flipshit?
flipshitting*
verb
yep, I just corrected my grammar on a word that isn't real
JESSICA
OH MY GOD! IT'S MY TURN TO TALK! KALYN BE QUIET FOR A MINUTE! roflcopter!
KALYN
Kay, yeah, I was gonna do that and tell you I was gonna do that right before the message you sent before the last one. The penultimate message you sent me relative to this one. I was going to say I'll stop talking because I wanted you to say something to me it's your turn to talk so I'll stop talking now kay go.