Dear Missouri,
Dia duit! *Salute via letter* Oi am Dainial O'Malley, the county o' Cork, in the Republic o' Oireland. Me Da wished for me te send out letters te some others, and for some reason, your adress was in Mayo's room. But Oi doigress.
How is life in Americae? Some o' me brothers an' sisters went te live wi' yer da fer a while, but they came back.
Anyways, Oi... hold on a bit.
*Peadar, go the Hell away! Oi am tryin' te work here!
...
NO, OI AM NOT *CENSORED*! WHO DE YE THINK OI AM, FRANCE?*
Apologies, tha' was me stupid brother Peadar.
Anyway, write back swiftly, please.
-Dainial O'Malley
County Cork, Ireland
((Cork is very formal and acts like a soldier. But Peadar (Tipperary) always pisses him off.))
Dear Mr. Cork~
Ah~ I see~ My little sister Kansas is what made me start writing letters~ Something about Mr. Russia~ and spending too much time with him~. I don't see what the big deal was~ He's a very nice person~ always smiling and all~!
Life here… depends on where you live~ Of course I would like to say dad's a wonderful country~! (He is!) But~… we do have some of the most stupid students on Earth over here… and some of the most dangerous cities… B-But life in America is pretty good~! *smiles*
… Why does you brother make you so angry~? My Big Bro (Kentucky) makes me angry sometimes too~ but that's just because he's really annoying… = . =… really… truly… annoying…
Anyway~ sorry for the delayed reply~ ^ ^!
With a Smile~
Misae (Misty) "Missouri" Jones