So someone accidentally texted Jessica on her ipod who didn't know her, and instead of telling her "um, who is this? you have the wrong number" she was inspired by the person's signature and decided to hold an interesting conversation with this person...who wasn't entirely sure what to make of the weird things she said. DariusBishop on DeviantArt, obviously she used your picture in the text conversation so, SHOUT OUT TO YOU! :D
This is the entirety of the conversation they had. Jess hasn't gotten another text back, and she's not gonna troll her anymore, but it was fun while it lasted!
Hey
NeVeR ShOuT NeVeR
Jessica
MoThErFuCkIn MiRaClEs My MoThErFuCkIn BeSt FrIeNd. ThErE bE mOtHeRfUcKiN mIrAcLeS eVeRyWhErE. I lOvE yOu MaN!
Who is this.. ?
NeVeR ShOuT NeVeR
Jessica
NaMe'S gAmZeE, oR tC (tErMiNaLlYcApRiCiOuS) nIcE tO mAkE yOuR AcQuAiNtEnCe. OnE oF lIfE's MiRaCles.
Send me a picture of you
NeVeR ShOuT NeVeR
Jessica
(sends picture of Gamzee from HS game)
Bye
NeVeR ShOuT NeVeR
Jessica
WaIt!
Jessica
YoUrE lIkE mY bEsT fRiEnD MoThErFuCkEr!
What's your real name?
NeVeR ShOuT NeVeR
Jessica
I mOtHeRfUcKiN tOlD yOu GaMzEe MaKaRa!
Uhm.. You're creepy
NeVeR ShOuT NeVeR
Jessica
YoU jUsT dOnT uNdErStAnD MOtHeRfUcKiN mIrAcLeS
Well,
I'm just gonna go.
Bye.
NeVeR ShOuT NeVeR
Jessica
We CaNt LeT a ChAnCe LiKe ThIs SlIp BeTwEeN OuR fInGeRs!
Bye
NeVeR ShOuT NeVeR
Jessica
OnE dAy ThE mIrThFuL mEsSiAhS wIlL cOmE!
Jessica
LoWbLoOdS wOuLdNt UnDeRsTaNd
You smoked a little too much bud.
Bye
NeVeR ShOuT NeVeR
Jessica
}:o) hOnK hOnK
Okay, who the hell is this?
I'm gonna leave && block this number if you don't tell me
NeVeR ShOuT NeVeR
Jessica
SmOkE? I dRiNk ThE mIrAcUlOuS fAyGo
Jessica
MoThErFuCkIn MiRaClEs
Jessica
My OtHeR bEsTfRiEnD sAyS I sHoUlDnT. HiS nAmEs KaRkAt
I'm blocking this number ^_^
Bye
NeVeR ShOuT NeVeR
Jessica
WaIt!
Jessica
YoU dOnT wAnT tO hEaR aBoUt MiRaClEs EiThEr? I mIgHt HaVe To TaKe CaRe Of YoU LiKe ThE rEsT…
Jessica
I dont want to BUT YOU ARE GIVING ME NOW CHOICE HONK HONK honk honk
Jessica
blasphemy has only one punishmentDEATH TO THE UNBELIEVER honk honk HONK HONK
Jessica
here's a picture my friend Terezi drew of kk and me
(sends pcture of Gamzee and Karkat on DA)
Jessica
WERE SO HAPPY, I TOLD YOU HE'S MY BEST FRIEND. honk honk HONK HONK
Jessica
It's on this cool human website where chicks like her put pictures for others to see. ITS MOTHERFUCKIN MIRACULOUS! terezis name on there is DariusBishop. I DON'T KNOW WHY IT ISN'T GALLOWSCALIBRSTOR.
How did you get my number?
NeVeR ShOuT NeVeR
Jessica
FuCkIn MiRaClEs! YoU tRoLlEd Me FiRsT
No I didn't :/
This used to by my friends number.
NeVeR ShOuT NeVeR
Jessica
WeLl ThIs Is A mEsSaGe FrOm ThE cLoWn GoDs
Why are you doing this?
NeVeR ShOuT NeVeR
Jessica
LoOk Up HoMeStUcK. it's a mOtHeRfUcKiN mIrAcLe By AnDrEw HuSsIe
Jessica
AnD I sAw We ShArE tHe MoSt NaTuRaL sTyLe
Jessica
AlThOuGh I sEe YoU rEsErvE iT fOr YoUr SiGnAtUrE
Jessica
ThAtS cOoL. We GoTtA dO wHaT cOmEs NaTuRaL
I like NeverShoutNever.. Uhm..
I'm sorry if I "trolled" you., I didn't mean to. This was my friends number && I'm just gonna go now
NeVeR ShOuT NeVeR
Jessica
Ok, If YoU fEeL lIkE tHaT iS tHe BeSt ThInG. YoU hAvE tO gO wItH wHaTs NaTUrAl, YoU kNoW? }:o) hOnK
Jessica
AlThOuGh Do YoU wAnT tO dRoP sOmE sIcK bEaTs BeFoRe YoU gO?
You then proceeded to have the worst rap-off in the history of paradox space.
Or at least they might have, if she decided to text back... :[