Dear Missouri,
I heard from a bird that you're accepting letters and all I can confirm now (since the great mafioso is on guard) that my name is Sicilia Italia and my human name is classified. I enjoy farming as well as shooting people with snipers and a few times, machine guns. I love to eat cannoli as well as ice cream and pastries (like Veneziano to pasta and Romano to tomatoes).
I do not like it if you make fun of my coppola so if you do, you'll have the entire mafia chasing your damn ass. That is enough info that I can give you.
Please respond to this letter or you'll have some of the mafia on your tail.
With a sniper,
Sicily
PS: Is it true you still can market organs? If so, we might be more than acquaintances.
Another PS: If it's not a problem, could you hide me? Let's just say, I might exploded a "bit" of some certain "brother's" houses... and stole a "few" pasta from another...
Dear Sicily~
Can you at least tell me your gender then~? You come off as a girl~ *smiles* Maybe it's the liking of the pastries and ice cream thing~ Did I guess right~? Ahhh~ That's right, you are a mafioso aren't you~? I used to be a caporegime myself back in the old days~! But I'm not anymore so you can just call me Misty I suppose~! *smiles and goes on as if it was normal*
Ah~ understood~ I don't really drink that much so I wouldn't know~! ^ ^
I hope to hear from you again Sicily~
With a Smile~
Misae (Misty) "Missouri" Jones
P.S. Try about thirty or so years ago~… Hahaha~ dad had me cut off all ties with the 'family' (something about it being un-heroic…) So I wouldn't know~ *smiles* I apologize~ you'd have to speak with the family directly~.
P.S.S. Oh? Of course, I'm guessing you already know where my house is correct? ^ ^