Okay, so some people have been telling me to write another chapter to this and, well, here I go…

Keep in mind that I only just decided to attempt this and I haven't planned anything so this is basically being played by ear.

Uh… I own nothing related to vocaloids except maybe a cosplay outfit (please don't judge my obsession OTL).

"Len!"

I glanced up from the banana that I had been peeling. Rin was dashing down the hallway at top speed and was barely able to slow down enough to stop by the time she reached me, thrusting a magazine in my face. "What is this?"

Grabbing the edge of the thin pages, I took the book from her and scanned the page, trying to find what she had indicated.

Impatiently, she pointed to a section of the magazine that featured the cover of my new song, Spice. I smirked, knowing this had been coming. "That's my new song."

"But- but- You're not a playboy!" Rin stammered.

"Now I am!"

"No," she persisted, "You're a shota!"

I chose to ignore that. "Yeah, well the directors felt bad for me after they saw that I had taken your place in Imitation Black. You know, the song that you pushed on me. Then we had that whole Love and Joy dance thing and, well, let's just say that I was beginning to feel emasculated."

"So you're okay with being associated with Miku, Meiko, Luka, and me in the same video?"

I almost dropped my banana. And I never drop my bananas. "What?"

Rin sighed, irritated. "See? You didn't even know what was in the video."

"Wait- what?" Coherency was lost to me. "B- but- the video-"

She finished my sentence. "-shows you cheating on Luka with Meiko and Miku."

"But the original video didn't have any of you guys in it! It just showed me with an impressive pallet of grays, whites, and blacks."

Rin stared at me.

"What?"

She rolled her eyes. "Nothing."

Something that she had said struck me just then. "How do you fit into all of this?"

She blushed deep red. "How do you think?"

I speculated for a moment before finally coming up with the answer. "It involves twincest."

She nodded stiffly.

"I'm secretly in love with you?"

Another nod.

"And I'm repressing my lust by sleeping around only to end up raping you in the end?"

Rin screamed.

I joined her.

The doorbell interrupted our howling and I ceased, needing to find some sanity in a world gone mad.

Miku stood at the door, an alarmed look on her face. She had run over from her house just next door. She was joined seconds later by Kaito.

"What the heck are you guys doing?" Kaito demanded.

"It was the fans' fault!" I exclaimed.

"What was the fans fault?" Miku urged. We were all shouting over Rin's never-ending shrieks.

"That I raped Rin!"

Miku and Kaito both froze and stared at me as if they didn't know me. Kaito opened and closed his mouth, obviously attempting to say something and failing. Miku was finally able to vocalize. "You raped your sister?"

"No, that was the fans' fault!"

"But you just said-"

"Stupid fanmade videos!" Rin screamed. She finally quit her din and joined me at the door.

"Rin," Kaito began slowly. "I need you to answer us slowly. Were you or were you not raped by Len?"

"I was virtually raped!"

"Oh," they said together. Then they burst out laughing.

"This is so not funny!" I reiterated.

"It so is!" Miku choked out through her giggles. "You guys are paired up all the time! Why are you freaking now?"

Rin and I glanced at each other pointedly. "Oh yeah? Have you ever read some of the filth those people write?" Rin left to retrieve her laptop.

"Honestly, how bad can it be?" Kaito said, a little hesitant.

Rin reappeared with a fanfiction site that we had found earlier that day up on her screen. A couple clicks by me and we soon had an ultimate weapon.

Miku and Kaito both leaned in close to read the elicit story someone had posted about them both.

Only five minutes later, they both looked up from the screen with disgusted expressions. They stared at us as if asking if we were serious. They both turned back to the screen, then at each other. Kaito shouted, Miku shrieked. They both ran out of our house and Rin and I heard two distinct slamming of doors.

"Oh, the twisted worlds of our fans' minds," Rin sang.

"That's for sure," I agreed. "Now, where's that banana?"

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