Dear Misty,
I won't kill Johnny...just brutally maim him. *grabs a crab and a hammer*
Rhode Island is pretty short and...girly. *cough* I admit, when I was younger I could've been mistaken as a girl. Especially when I had longer hair...but I matured, damn it!
That would be creepy...
With love,
Nathaniel w. Jones/State of Maryland
Dear Nat~
Didn't I say I could take you pretty boy~? *smirks and holds up fists*
*sweatdrops* … Alright, as long as you don't kill him I guess…
Yeah he is… but… he really hates it when you tell him that… hahaha… New England must have a death wish… = . =""" Ah~ I recall that~! You were so cute~! … Ah… but so lucky as well… you know…? Because… I have such a boyish face (and such flat *ahem* 'plains'…) last time I tucked my hair up into a baseball cap with gender neutral clothes… everyone though I was a boy who hadn't hit puberty yet… E-Even though I had such a high squeaky voice… *whimpers* A-Are they really that small! TT ~ TT
W-With a… Smile (DAMN IT WITH A SMILE! TT ~ TT!)
Misty M. Jones…
P.S. Yeah *blushes*… and if anybody besides my darling Paris yanks it the world ends. Everything fucking dies. *said with an uncharacteristic straight face*