These are getting really fucking long! I have a bunch to still put up tonight. Is anyone even interested in this anymore? Seriously, let me know if you just don't give a fuck. Or, you know, you could not read it. I'll probably keep posting them anyway, since this has gotten to a point where I'm obsessive/compulsive about copy/pasting these stupid conversations and putting them up here. But whatever. Some things are said during our fun times rereading the story, and I don't feel like fixing the links. Mostly mspaintadventures anyway, and there's a couple deviantart things. I might fix those though, just so whoever we linked can have some credit for the vague and minimal things we had to say about their work. Anyway.
KALYN
...Do we know who made the frog temples? Any of them? I suppose the original one would be in the veil on that meteor, and then it ends up on Earth (or Alternia, in SGRUB)... So it rules out any guardians or ancestors. So who did make it? Who would want to make a temple for an illegal idol?
So if BabyDave went back in time with Maplehoof, whatever happened to that pony during his life?
Man, I never really thought about this very much (it's mostly irrelevant anyway) but think about how John would react if he found out he was related (mostly) to Betty Crocker AND Colonel Sassacre!
I like how it's never addressed that they're all flying around in space without spacesuits. Like, it's all good! Just flyin my rocket board through space! Don't need to breathe or anything!
"It was a stalemate, until bro plunged his sword into the large floating record platform they were fighting on. This released a mysterious energy from the cracks." Curious...I would be slightly um...annoyed?...if this had something to do (obscurely) with the Scratch.
"The gift was the pen pal's idea, and he himself was coerced into the plan by someone else." So I wonder who coerced him? There are all kinds of weapons from across the board in that box, and one of them was once Gamzee's and I think another was Dave's once (MAYbe)...
Actually there are weapon types from each kid. Wands, broken sword (presumably d
Dave's, I don't know who else has a broken sword)
a rifle (most likely Jade's or...does anyone else use a rifle?) and then that Warhammer of Zillyhoo. Which was Gamzee's. Hm...
And now I'm in Hivebent.
There is so much about Karkat that I forgot! Many of his interests are just kind of forgotten in all of this game!
KALYN
Like he aspires to be a TRESHECUTIONER (good luck with that one Kar! If your family history persists, you'll end up on the other side of it!) and he practices with his sickle a lot in his room and he watches ROMCOMs without being ashamed-he seemed like he could be so happy-go-lucky with this description!
JESSICA
If i remember the rifle was Eridan's at one point too, but it was trash, so he didn't want it any more even though it was legendary. So, there are two legendary weapons from the trolls.
KALYN
Yeah, and didn't Kanaya give Eridan some science wands? So the wands of Echidna could have come from her (and it would make sense given that Echidna was like her denizen)
JESSICA
Yeah
I forgot about how Grandpa killed Typheus, or at least stuffed him
this all makes sense
KALYN
RIGHT?
JESSICA
Gah! So many time paradoxes!
KALYN
Dude, second time through, everything makes so much more sense. O_O
JESSICA
hahah, i guess that was bound to happen
KALYN
"It's almost as if your people have placed great cultural importance on teaching children to become architecturally adept while very young. It has been this way since ancient times. No one seems to know why that is." It's because Doc Scratch implemented a society that prepares trolls for the game!
JESSICA
Yeah, i remembered that when Doc Scratch was talking about it
KALYN
I know. I just got to it at the beginning of Hivebent and it makes sense now. So many things that I thought were possibly irrelevant... I'll be sure to take more notes, lol
KALYN
"foretells of a BAND OF ROWDY AND CAPRICIOUS MINSTRELS which will rise one day on a MYTHICAL PARADISE PLANET that does not exist yet." I'm pretty sure Gamzee's religion just foretells the existence of ICP on Earth. Nothing to do with anything else really, just sort of a subplot that manages to leak into the rest of the universe after he grudgingly stuck that clown in DreamJohn's room.
JESSICA
i told you this before, just so you know
KALYN
I know, but the last time I tried to analyze his religion, I thought it was something else. I'm kind of going back on what I said before. For my benefit. And I guess anyone who manages to read this and benefit from it.
KALYN
TA: iim 2ett1ng up two team2.
Tell me what's wrong with this.
…Jess?
JESSICA
Yello
the 1?
he said "two"
why?
KALYN
Yes, the 1.
JESSICA
ok
KALYN
It was a typo.
or something
A mistake
JESSICA
ok
that's not normally how he talks, for sure
KALYN
How come you can see galaxies in Sollux's glasses? It's happened more than once...
JESSICA
i don't know if that's been explained yet
or if it will be
well
he's a seer of some sort, isn't he?
or he will be
KALYN
I know he can hear voices when he goes to sleep...or maybe all the time. probably.
Sollux has scrawlings on his walls. Of runes and turtles and frogs. So, y'know...whatever that's worth.
JESSICA
yeah
worth something anyway
KALYN
He's bipolar, I totally forgot about that. I mean, it seems to make sense and he sort of gets pissy sometimes, but he never seemed truly bipolar to me. Like...never totally upset or totally ecstatic. Just sorta moody.
JESSICA
yeah
but how bipolar is he really?
KALYN
What do you mean?
JESSICA
i don't know, moody doesn't mean bipolar, you know?
i wonder if that was just something AH mentioned but didn't really follow through with it
although we didn't see a whole lot of him to compare
KALYN
Yeah, basically he has moments when he doesn't want to talk to anyone and is all pissy and stuff, and then he changes his mind. But he usually seemed really level compared to like...Karkat or Gamzee for example. Most of the trolls, actually.
And he has telefuckingkinesis.
How did I forget about that?
Gawd, all you trolls just have to be SO FUCKING SPECIAL
JESSICA
hahaha
i forgot about the telekinesis too
all i really remembered was the mind honey
ya know?
KALYN
Yeah, I didn't realize that the mind honey...well it seems to have wires connecting it to some stuff, so is it like his power source?
JESSICA
i think it's more like his hard drive
but it could be the power source for his computers too
KALYN
"BEEHOUSE MAINFRAMES" yep
Dude...
JESSICA
dude?
KALYN
MindHoney/Sollux has like...an inverse relationship to SoporSlime/Gamzee...
like... an opposite analogy...
JESSICA
hmmm
didn't think about that
KALYN
It's most likely irrelevant anyway, but I was just looking at the shiny, colorful mind honey and I thought of that slimey slime that Gamzee's always all up baking and shit like a motherfucker
JESSICA
haha
KALYN
From the start of each, there were some parallels drawn between Sollux and Dave. They're quite similar.
JESSICA
yeah
KALYN
Not just the shades, but the way they're introduced and the narrative style. There are a lot of allusions in Sollux's intro to things in Dave's intro.
JESSICA
i know
KALYN
And the game thing, they both love games.
And both their rooms are full of wires.
And the shades.
lol
JESSICA
brb
i'm back!
KALYN
Still on? Awesome
Or maybe you're not
JESSICA
Sorry, off and on
What should I draw?
KALYN
Draw? Um...
You could take a stab at my foursome of characters...if you wanted
Morgan's been drawing them lately.
JESSICA
Hmmm... Maybe, I attempted a KarkatxJohn thing, complete with bucket... But I still can't do it x.x...
KALYN
Okay so there's an ob-LOLOLOLOL
Anyway, there's an obscure virus on Sollux's computer
That he downloaded off an obscure server far away
And it has a bunch of Billiards balls flashing next to it
And he tries to delete it after Karkat launches that doom virus that Sollux sent him
But he finds it's already running somewhere in the universe
And is set to do its thing billions of years in the future
After the death of the universe
...I never realized that Lord English's entry into the universe was somehow on Sollux's computer.
JESSICA
Hmmmm, same. Everything is so damn convoluted!
KALYN
lol, it says it will summon an indestructible demon. Great. A DEMON. Yay.
JESSICA
Lord English was never portrayed as a good guy.
KALYN
"Sollux couldn't know that the virus is essentially a formality.
The demon is already here."
JESSICA
Admittedly, that was through Slick's eyes, but still...
KALYN
...
Spooky.
JESSICA
Mmmm, yeah
KALYN
More parallels between Sollux and Dave: They both live in communal living buildings (apartments...) and they duel their guardians on the roof.
I feel weird because I never noticed this before.
JESSICA
Yeah, I never thought of it...
Who else have similarities?
Kar and John like movies thought to be terrible by their peers/sicieties
*societies
KALYN
Rose knits and Kanaya is into fashion design
Speaking of Kanaya
The first time we see her
Where the fuck is she?
Here:
KALYN
/?s=6&p=003999
JESSICA
But otherwise they're pretty different. John is confident while Kar isn't really
KALYN
True. And Sollux is in no denial about any of his flaws.
Actually he beats himself up half the time.
You know,
JESSICA
That sounded like a fucking cannon O.O
KALYN
since he's "bipolar"
?
Thunderstorm?
What's going on?
Meteors?
Oh God, it's meteors isn't it.
Wait!
I DIDN'T GET MY BETA YET!
JESSICA
I don't know what it was, and this fuckin iPod didn't show those messages when you sent them. I apologize
KALYN
:O
JESSICA
So I'll continue in the morning, unless you can tell me something I can/have any drive to draw, I'm going to bed
KALYN
bucket bucket bucket
JESSICA
Lovely sentence!
KALYN
bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket
JESSICA
Haha, mmmm I'll try again
KALYN
bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket
KALYN
But yeah, I'm really tired. Bed time for me. Love you!
JESSICA
Love you to! Give Morgan my live too
Geh! You know what I mean =_=
KALYN
/?s=6&p=004022 THIS is why Vriska asked Kanaya to make that dress for her...
KALYN
Also, Tavros and Gamzee were kind of meant for each other I think. Because before Gamzee splashed some like...magic dust or someshit in his face after he said some prayer about getting his laptop from his sylladex. Then Tavros said he hoped for Pupa Pan to come into his room and splash his face with magic fairy dust or something like that.
KALYN
Well Tavros, Gamzee has the dust!
Wonder how Aradia got that laptop. With that one guy on it...y'know, "who's this douchebag"?
Yeah, wonder how she got that.
It says she found it on one of her archaeological digs, but I wonder how it got there.
...Didn't Slick have that computer before? I wanna say maybe he did.
Oh I just remembered that I wanted to know whoever Karkat's server player was because of where Slick found the screen in the felt's like...cellar thing.
It was Terezi.
So, yeah. I don't really know if it says much.
Sollux is like fucking Cyclops from X-Men when he eats the mind honey!
KALYN
Dude, I just remembered
Okay, I'm at the part where we see Tavros' accident, and Vriska convinces him to try to fly off a cliff and stuff
But remember when we see his ancestor? Like...the first time (maybe the only time) we see him, he's fucking flying.
Just throwin that out there.
Wow. Karkat's an asshole.
I mean we already knew that, but...no, I mean how could he have known what Tavros meant by "aG just jumped me off a cliff"?
KALYN
/?s=6&p=004079
The musclebeast in the poster on the far right appears to be dominating what looks like Tavros in a Pupa Pan costume.
KALYN
What was Aradia's lusus?
It died long before all the others.
She didn't prototype the sprite with it.
Because it was already all decomposed and stuff.
JESSICA
H'ok. The whole dust thing makes sense. I didn't even think about it again afterwards (probably because neither brought it up again). The laptop (Mr. Bing Cosby if I remember correctly)...
If I remember correctly, that was one of the things that made me wonder if the kids actually came first, you know, in an infinite loop sort of a thing
Bing Cosby is from the kids world and it doesn't say Troll Bing Cosby or anything.
Slick might have had it, but he didn't know why or how to use it, right?
JESSICA
He just had it.
So if Tav's ancestor is flying the one time we see him, then would it not make a little more sense for Tav to jump off a cliff in an attempt to fly (like his ancestor was supposed to?) That just seems to prove that it made sense for Tav to jump.
Karkat being an "asshole" ...
What would you have assumed?
Vriska is a psychobitch with mind control power
s
Tavros then tells you she made him "jump off a cliff"
I think that is pretty straight forward
isn't it?
And thank you very much for making me look at that glorious picture of musclebeast "dominating" pupa pan =_=
i'm going to go wash my eyes out with bleach, thank you
But what does it mean? I don't know, what sort of relationship do they have again? He has muddy mustardy blood, so Equius wouldn't really want anything to do with him.
Anyway, Aradia's lusus. It was a thing with sheep
's horns
like hers
It wasn't a dragon, but it was big...
I'm not entirely sure
BACK TO YOU!
KALYN
Kanaya's computer is just like Jade's, with the floating keyboard and it's in a lunchbox.
JESSICA
Makes sense, since they have basically the same role
KALYN
Man, Vriska and all of her "irons in the fire" with her doomsday devices, and her two-timing plots, and her psychic abilities and her magic cue balls and 8 balls and dice, and her hormones, and her ancestor's diary, and her extreme roleplaying, and her SGRUB, and her treasure hunting, and her bad luck, and her correspondence with Doc Scratch, and her meddlesomeness, and her ex-relationships, and her God Tier, and her robotic arm, and her ...
high-maintenence lusus
JESSICA
deep breath
your point?
KALYN
She's just always talking about all her "irons in the fire", I thought I'd channel some YGOTAS Grandpa to illustrate it.
I like how each troll aspires to be part of some class.
Ruffianihilators, cavalreapers, threshecutioners, etc.
JESSICA
yeah
They have to be useful to survive though
Which is why they need to have their red and black quadrants filled as well
the useless are culled
JESSICA
Determined and forceful
Emotional and intuitive
Powerful and passionate
Exciting and magnetic
On the dark side...
Jealous and resentful
Compulsive and obsessive
Secretive and obstinate
JESSICA
(Scorpio traits)
KALYN
Woah!
KALYN
/?s=6&p=004138
KALYN
It's so weird seeing Terezi's eyes!
JESSICA
Is that what you were going "Woah!"
over, or was it Vriska's friend that was watching them but doesn't really like her either?
KALYN
Oh you just said what I was about to paste in here. Okay, nevermind that then. 1) Terezi's eyes. 2) Was Vriska's "friend" Doc Scratch? It makes a bit of sense.
JESSICA
That was my first reaction, but i'm trying to think who else it could have been
Eridan had a deal with her too, didn't he? While they were gaming?
KALYN
No it was Scratch. Few pages later proves that.
JESSICA
Oh, ok
KALYN
I like how Vriska is able to control Sollux about "half the time"...probably corresponding with his bipolar mood swings.
JESSICA
yeah
JESSICA
LIKES
Truth
Hidden Causes
Being involved
Work That is Meaningful
Being Persuasive
DISLIKES
Being Given Only Surface data
Taken Advantage of
Demeaning Jobs
Shallow Relationships
Flattery and Flattering
JESSICA
that is from the same website as before. It seems to fit Vriska pretty well too. Like I said, sorry if you all ready covered this, but I was researching this stuff for personal reasons (and by personal reasons I mean for fun) and I just thought this fit her well too. There's even more on that site about scorpio's too.
JESSICA
there's the site
KALYN
So if Doc Scratch lived on Alternia's green sun, was there anyone living on the magenta sun?
moon* lol
JESSICA
Lord English? Naw, I don't know, but it's more than possible. However, I don't think anything has been mentioned.
KALYN
So it seems that Nepeta's shipping wall was initially more accurate than I would have expected. XD
KALYN
.com/?s=6&p=004195
KALYN
Why do you think he chose frogs and reptiles and amphibians to be the detested creatures in SBURB?
KALYN
BILIUS SLICK is I think the name of...some really important frog. Either the special frog for genetic decoding, or the frog universe, or something like that. I can see Spades Slick taking on this name as some sort of weird homage or something. I thought it sounded strangely familiar, like it was a reference to something, but every single Google search result is about Homestuck, so I guess not.
KALYN
The Black Queen (from the SGRUB session) was recruited by Doc Scratch after her banishment to become a member of the Felt. So, that's how that happened. Clearly there's an even deeper purpose for this, it's curious. Although I guess she would be quite useful for Lord English, maybe.
JESSICA
"Spades Slick" "Hate Slick" I never really wondered about his name (other than those four took one quadrant, or fit one quadrant best). But if it has something to do with a "hate" homage to Bilius Slick (since he is hardwired to hate frogs and whatnot)
What are the Felt? Spades Slick and his crew are the Black King and Queen's subjects. Are the Felt purely Lord English's crew? Doc Scratch was a guardian of Alternia, wasn't he? Maybe Lord English was one of the original guardians of Alternia during the ancestors time?
I just thought about something, so unless I've been reading things incorrectly (which is totally possible), the Troll ancestors played the game too, right?
KALYN
Good question...I'm not sure about LE being a guardian of any sort, he seems like just some...malevolent force or something, like he's sabotaging the game sessions for his own gain.
JESSICA
And if the players fail, the world is destroyed, right?
KALYN
They did for the first session, before it was scratched and they switched roles.
JESSICA
(this is going somewhere, by the way)
KALYN
Okay go on then.
JESSICA
So they scratched the session and were allowed to have it be replayed later?
KALYN
Yes. More or less.
JESSICA
Ok, I was just wondering, if their guardians had to do something for it.
Lord English created Doc Scratch, right?
KALYN
Sort of? Maybe? I think Doc Scratch was in a way born from the Scratch of the original session. But I think the reason it had to be scratched (besides the trolls being generally unprepared for the trials they had to face while playing) was they were being sabotaged in a way to fail. They were predestined (by the universe) to Scratch that session and bring about Doc Scratch, who would bring in Lord English during the scratched session. But Lord English... it's alluded to that this is merely his way of introducing himself into a universe. So I think he was planning this thing all along. The question is why. What would his motive be, if he has all this omnipotence and omniscience already?
JESSICA
To be a god? To be worshipped? I'm going to look back at the Doc Scratch conversations, because I'm pretty sure he mentioned Lord English creating him or something.
"Li'l Cal, I'm confused! Do I hate him or love him? But what about Feferi? I thought I really liked her. What is this I feel?"
hehehehehe, sorry that has nothing to do with Doc Scratch or Lord English, but I had to watch that again
Which made me think.
Vriska and Terezi have the same relationship (basically) as their ancestors did. Nepeta's ancestor also had feelings for the Sufferer (Could you say she was his Mary?) So, did the Sufferer and Gamzee's ancestor have a relationship too? I almost feel like something was mentioned, like he gave him a lighter sentence or something. I don't know, what are your thoughts on this? I'm going back to my Doc Scratch research.
JESSICA
When Jack/Slick first enters Doc's house, Doc seems uncertain about what to call Jack/Slick. If he's truly omniscient, he wouldn't be confused at all. So is that for our benefit (to let us know that Jack and Slick are the same person?)
KALYN
What...what was that quote about Feferi and Lil Cal? I don't know what that's from.
JESSICA
It's not a quote, that was just my immediate reaction to what Sollux was thinking about Gamzee.
JESSICA
"There's way too much to do and way too little time to get it done"
My horoscope is so fucking right today x.x I have to study for a test and read a couple chapters for human relations, but I'm not going to be able to concentrate today
JESSICA
Hey, I'm going to spam you real quick, but this is too amazing not to share: littlecritter35(dot)deviantart(dot)com/#/d3ikzn2
That is 100% hand crafted.
and here's something else she
's done: woodsplitterlee(dot)deviantart(dot)com/art/Sculpted-Octopus-165891629
KALYN
What is that first thing made out of?
It's so cute!
JESSICA
Clay, fuzz, stuffing and "a posable body." They are both made of modeling clay that you can buy from wal-mart, actually (if you didn't read the octopu description)
KALYN
ROFL at the Sollux/Gamzee thing. What was his reaction? Like... Gamzee= /(s)! (which = spades, by the way, ha)
Yeah, Sculpey, Morgan totally wants to get into that, but we can't have toaster ovens in the dorms, lol
JESSICA
sad
KALYN
sad?
oh toaster ovens haha
JESSICA
yeah
KALYN
I couldn't see what was sad. I just listened to Girls on Trampolines, and now I'm listening to Head Honcho
"It's the shape of a man on a motorcycle..."
JESSICA
maybe you guys could buy some that air dries for her to practice on?
KALYN
Well, we also would need something to mix it with, like a pasta machine. I think we'll wait until we can get an apartment or something.
Oh, back to Homestuck.
So I think I was going to say this before I left for class.
But I love how Kanaya loves like...crappy vampire novels and stuff like that.
Actually, there are so many similarities between her and Rose and Jade.
The flowers, the love of dark literature, fashion design.
JESSICA
especially Rose
well, it's evenly spread out isn't?
KALYN
Oh and she has a wardrobifier.
JESSICA
yeah, i forgot about that too
KALYN
Lol, Kanaya's a bit of a dork at the beginning. Only when she's on her own though. Like her fantasies about being a Rainbow Drinker, and trying blood while no one was looking and it being disgusting and all that. Good times. Silly.
JESSICA
i really wish she would show that side of herself more often! She is compassionate and understanding (since she usually is the mediator in clubs relationships). She's just not as dramatic as the others, so I forget about her
KALYN
CA: kan its hard
GA: What
CA: being a kid and growwing up
CA: its hard and nobody understands
D'awww... Poor Eridan...
JESSICA
who was he talking to?
ooh
nevermind
gothca
(hehehehehe, silly typo)
Who all is she a confidant for?
*confidante, rather
KALYN
Hmmm...Fef, Karkat, Tavros a little, Vriska in a way, Sollux I think, ummmmm... and Eridan here.
JESSICA
Kanaya is really great, huh? Like I said, I just never really think about her because she's not really focused on as much
Geez, your sim is so messy!
KALYN
lol
It's Hanna, what did you expect?
So...remember that special stardust? Vriska used it on Tavros. As part of her "seduce Tavros" plot, when she was all dressed up like that fairy on his computer.
I still think Gamzee is a better match here, since he had that stardust on his own rather than acquiring it for his own manipulative purposes. But yeah.
Why the fuck am I basing ships on stardust? I must be out of my mind...
"Because in case it wasn't clear, magic isn't real, and neither are miracles." Vriska's thoughts. Denouncing loves of both Tavros and Gamzee.
JESSICA
hahahahah, excellent question, but I didn't think there was anything odd about it XD
KALYN
Which question? Hanna or stardust? haha
Nevermind, I'm stupid.
JESSICA
I think, so long as Gamzee isn't psycho, he's actually a better match in general (he's grown on me *shrug*)
stardust
hehehehe
But back to Gamzee actually making sense: He isn't going to be dominating. If Karkat is there to chill him out if he does goes without his fix for too long again, it should be fine (...except Tavros is dead... )
Tavros is pretty happy with him though, isn't he? He trusted Vriska, but that's just because he *is* trusting. The only reason why he didn't talk to Vriska again was because he was told not to, not because he betrayed.
*felt betrayed
Oh, and I don't know if you've seen this, but the exiles live 413 years in the future. It says so in the album description.
KALYN
Yup, knew that one
JESSICA
Well aren't you special!
Here's a picture on devianart simply called "Homestuck" by leesers. It makes me laugh so much! .com/?qh§ion&global=1&q=homestuck#/d413214
(i figured I would mention the name and creater for anyone reading if they want to look it up since the link doesn't carry over)
KALYN
Karkat's mouth = epic win.
JESSICA
Yeah
Anyway, have we really talked about how Karkat and Jack Noir have the same color blood?
KALYN
I don't know if we have, but that is a true fact of canon.
Why Karkat sympathized him so much.
with^
JESSICA
Yeah, I wonder what relevance that has. How are they connected?
KALYN
Jack and Karkat? Well...Jack is Karkat's exile.
JESSICA
Are all of the (... do they have a name?) have the same color blood, or was it just Jack? I should probably check out the arc with him when they are going after the felt and whatnot
But that can't be all there is to it
KALYN
Umm...Jack thought it was weird that Karkat was the only member of his race with that color blood, when the color was so normal to him. So, I would assume it's a common blood color.
JESSICA
Welp, then I'm not going to look for it XD
But cool little note, I'm at the first page you can actually control (the one where John can run around) and he's being told what to do. You can tell him to play the piano again and it shows the sheet music for it!
KALYN
Oh yeah, I remember that. I listened the fuck outta that song.
JESSICA
Me too!
Actually I'm going back to the albums to listen to it again!
KALYN
.com/?s=6&p=004340
I know it usually means more with the kids, but there's a spade in this picture. And Feferi doesn't seem the hateful type.
KALYN
There's a heart on another horse though, so maybe she has horses with all four.
Feferi is the cutest freaking cowgirl ever.
KALYN
CC: I )(ave a fis)(y feeling...
CC: T)(at t)(is stupid doomsday mac)(ine t)(ing is just anot)(er excuse to consort!
CC: Wit)( someone in particular...
Feferi to Eridan. He claims to really want to be her matesprit, but she seems to think otherwise. Maybe he's been lying to himself.
KALYN
Wait, haha, no. I forgot that he wanted a kismesis with Vriska. It follows their ancestors a bit, based on popular theory.
JESSICA
ha! there is no "maybe" he's miserable from lying to himself all the time1
I love how her name is "cuttlefishculler" but she doesn't mean "cull" in the sense we do
KALYN
CC: Probably because you fill your gossip quota wit)( your nubby )(orned bro.
This can only be Karkat. Which is great. Eridan even talked about how he and Karkat have Vriska (I think?) all figured out. Or maybe Karkat talked about how he and Eridan... anyway. Yeah. I wish we could see some of these gossip sessions.
JESSICA
no kidding! hmmm, do you remember what it was they figured out about Vriska (or whoever it was)?
KALYN
He was bragging about how emotionally stunted she is because she tries to hate too much, so there's no room for redrom, but there's also inadequate blackrom because she tries too hard.
JESSICA
hmmm... *Does* she have red feelings for anyone? And I do agree with their assessment of her black quadrant. She just makes enemies with too many people. Although the closest she's gotten to having a truly black relationship is with Terezi.
KALYN
Except Terezi doesn't feel that flushed for her.
She just thinks what she does is wrong and wants to bring her to justice.
I don't think Vriska ever had red feelings, except maybe for John.
Hm. I guess Feferi is enamored by Sollux because he was her server player and he saved her life by getting her into the medium. It's like...DID syndrome or something similar.
*Damsel In Distress
JESSICA
John and Nicolas Cage XD
And I wasn't saying Terezi felt flushed for her, but that she was waxing black for her. Who does Terezi really hate? She hated Gamzee when they were on the roof, but I think that was mostly for the same reason she doesn't like Vriska: he needs to be brought to justice. Although if she really did have black feelings for Vriska she never would have killed her, would she?
JESSICA
Squiddly-dee! Squiddly-doo! Everyone looooves a squiddly-song!
KALYN
I meant black. Does flushed mean red only? Whatever. I think Kismeses kind of need each other the way anyone in any relationship needs the other person, so no. I don't think Terezi would have killed Vriska if her feelings were that strong.
By the way I have the Squiddles soundtrack. If I can get my hands on some blank CDs, I totally want to burn all of the soundtracks I have. Which is a lot. And I would print out the cover art too, because I am just that dedicated.
KALYN
hahahahahahahaha There's a pretty funny conversation between Eridan and Gamzee that I totally forgot about. Eridan's trying to talk to Karkat about his feelings, Karkat's getting his own feelings slapped out of him by Jack because Sollux is dead right now, and so Gamzee answers instead. His advice is for Eridan to slam a Faygo, but it's just...I completely forgot about this. It's so great.
Gamzee also has been spontaneously honking in the background of several pictures.
Black Queen was Terezi's exile. I'm pretty sure of that.
JESSICA
Ok, so Snowman?
KALYN
Yes
Apparently she talked to Vriska as well.
KALYN
To bring every circle closed, her partner and rival would have to be guided in tandem. The Thief and the Seer were to serve as twin lashes of the scourge cracked by a quasiroyal against her own former kingdom to settle a score. To make him pay. Scourge's black inches would rip red miles through Derse, and the bright rivers gushing from its wounds would wash her mutineers down the drains of exile. In time they would have to answer for their treason.
Snowman's plot to use Vriska and Terezi. I love this, because they were once called "Team Scourge" when they RP'd together.
So many people have some version of a red rocket something! Vriska's boots, Tavros' rocket car, Terezi has rocket wings, I think this is partly what Karkat was talking about when he said everyone got to fly but him.
JESSICA
sorry, i'm not really ignoring you, i'll get to this tomorrow, good night!
Yeah, so Jessica and I, like everyone else, got into that Sims social on Facebook. My Sim is Hanna Cross (high five if you know him!) and hers is just herself, and they're dating. But we tend to talk about them a bit on here, so if it seems really random, this is all from Facebook anyway, so we were probably multitasking. I miss my Sims3 game... :(