The days went by, and Chachamaru remained in bed, all depressed and sad. First, her career ended, after an accident, involving her skin; second, her love of her life, Negi Springfield cheated on her, leading to divorce; third, the hot girl love of Chiu-Chiu ended, due to terminal cancer. In an exclusive statement on March 17th, 2021, months following her lover's death, Chachamaru, who suddenly moved like an animatronic woman, explained everything that happened.
(Chachamaru; from an interview): As you know, I, Chachamaru, was simply getting old. When was created and activated, and later upgraded to a sleek and toned body, my life was going great. Sadly, I checked with my doctors, just today, and found that my entire circuitry was getting weak. They said that I cannot perform for you or act in movies for a whole month, until they run tests in my body. However, I am going to apologize to my fans on this. My body is getting old and frail… and it is unfixable. But my creator, Satomi Hakase, will be by my side, no matter what. And to my ex-husband, Negi Springfield, I wanted to apologize to you. I'm so sorry for ever turning on you. And I hope, before I leave soon, you will be by my side. But… also… Also… also…
Chachamaru stopped speaking and said nothing. She was sad, as she whimpering "Eva".
(Ayaka): It was heartbroken… Chacha was dying… I didn't know why. Her body felt very weak…
(Mana): A sad day for a robot girl. We were one of her many fans.
(Zazie): And now, she's retired and obsolete.
(Mana): Seven points.
(Nodoka; crying): I should've never made them divorce! It's my fault, really… I felt so awful. Now, Chachamaru's dying.
Chachamaru had been moving like a real robot, since her heartfelt address. They said that her oil usage was fading. They did their best to fix her, but to no go. Satomi wanted to help, but she learned that Chao Lingshen had left, for reasons unknown, on February 5th, 2022. She didn't die… just disappeared.
(Asuna): If only we didn't ignore her, since she was married to Negi. I didn't know what to do. It felt like I was dying.
(Fei Ku): I once trained with her, just to spar with Chao.
(Kaede Nagase; A kunoichi): I used to look up to her and give tips on hiding from paparazzi. It usually works, since I hid from the mean people, including news hounds. But who's the celebrity around here?
(Ayaka; sobbing): I'm sorry… I wish there was something that we could do. But… Makie told me that we should do a benefit concert for Chachamaru.
Makie's idea sucked. But it DID showed response. Everyone from Chachamaru's past helped out. The benefit was called "CHA-CHA-Aid", and it launched on January 3rd, 2023, the day that Chachamaru was born. The event, located in Mahora Academy, had many singing performances, plus some acts that they had perform. There was also a special "Chiu-Chiu" show, in which Ayaka Yukihiro, Chizuru Hasekawa, Kaede Nagase, Haruna Saotome, Setsuna Sakurazaki, Konoka Konoe, Kazumi Asakura, and Asuna Kagurazaka played as different Chiu-Chius, in memory of Chisame Hasegawa.
However, as the closing minutes of CHA-CHA-Aid began, there was a phone call from the Dean of Mahora academy.
(Takamichi): There was a phone call that said that Satomi Hakase was killed last night.
January 2nd, 2023, Satomi Hakase was killed in a lab accident in the Science Club room. The autopsy found that she was fatally wounded by sharp glass, after an explosion in the lab. She died painfully and quickly. After that was announced, CHA-CHA-Aid ended prematurely.
When news of Hakase's death is given, Chachamaru muttered, "I don't care."
(Makie): It's like I jinxed everything! What more could she want?
(Ayaka; in tears): After that, I blamed Makie, now and forever! She caused one of our friends to die!
(Asuna; in distraught): I'm so sad to see Chachamaru so unhappy. Maybe there was one person that wanted to make her happy again. Not Negi, not Satomi, and not Chiu-Chiu! No…
Chachamaru's lawyers presented a statement about CHA-CHA-Aid:
"Chachamaru was very pleased to have CHA-CHA-Aid, but she was still unhappy. Something about her seemed very disturbing. All she kept saying in a robotic moan was "Master". She cannot return to the cameras, until she is very happy again."
(Asuna): After that statement, it was clear that Chachamaru misses Evangeline, for her entire life.
Michelle walks around Mahora High School, all covered in autumn leaves.
(Michelle): For years, Evangeline McDowell left Chachamaru to strike out on her own. The answer was quite simple: Eva was the one for her. Rumors were sprouting about Evangeline. Some say that she died in an accident. Others say that she abandoned her. However, there was only one reason why, and it was so sudden.
(Makie): Evangeline was lonely. After she lost Chachamaru through stardom, she couldn't move out of her room. Everyone was sad by it. I had to ask her, but she ended up kicking me out.
(Ayaka): I refuse to respond with that remark, on account that Makie is a failure at being Makie… AGAIN!
(Nodoka): We even tried to perform an intervention with her, but she said that the robot was simply a sodding hog! Of course, those words were hers, and not mine.
(Asuna): I didn't know what to do about Eva… But I knew what I had to do.
Asuna agreed to speak to Evangeline about Chacha's sudden depression. She was sad that she was heartbroken and unfixable. Eva was also told that she misses her. The vampire girl was shot in the heart, emotionally, and left to find Chachamaru.
(Konoka): Asuna… You've done it again.
(Chamo): I knew the kid really wanted to make that witch confess!
(Ayaka): But, of course, we also knew that what Bells did…
(Ayaka sniffled)
(Ayaka): It ended everything…
On June 11th, 2025, Evangeline visited Chachamaru and stayed by her side, no matter what. In this exclusive footage, we learn of Eva and Chacha's secrets… and the moment that lived in her heart, forever.
Evangeline held Chachamaru's hand and said, "Chachamaru… I'm sorry. I miss you so much. I'm surprised that everything had turned to mulch."
Chachamaru spoke in a weak voice, "It is okay, Master. I'm just happy… to be with you…"
"Stupid robot! Why did you abandoned me?"
"I wasn't… You made me go out on my own. If it meant not going to give you your freedom, then I am so sorry…"
She then blushed, "Master… I have a confession to make…"
She got up and held her hands, "I love you… Evangeline…"
Eva blushed and snapped, "WHAT? You loved Negi Springfield, and then the Chiu freak!"
"No… It was all to get you jealous. I loved you, when we first met. And even though we fought against Professor Negi, my ex-husband, it was all for fun."
"Fun? I'm an evil woman! I desire blood! Why on earth would I ever love-?"
She then bowed her head and sobbed, "You're right. All these times… You were there for me…"
She then yelled, "But why didn't you call me? I love you, too, but Takamichi never let me see you!"
Chachamaru then asked, "Ask me this, Master… Did you ever love someone, for something that you desired?"
Eva answered, "Yes… But you, unfortunately, are a different story."
Chacha then explained, "I do, too… Sadly, everything is gone… Negi… Satomi… Chiu-Chiu… Chao… everyone I know is gone… I loved everyone, who stayed by me, even though you and I are evil. But…"
She then closed her eyes and cried, "Master…"
Eva held Chachamaru by the waist and kissed her on the lips. They continued to lip lock… until… Chachamaru froze in place.
"Master…" she wound down, "I… love… you… Good… bye…"
She froze, with her arms still holding Eva, her eyes black, and her lips in place. Eva saw her and started to cry on her chest.
"NO! NO! Chachamaru!" She wept, as she kissed her again.
She then smiled and sobbed, "Goodbye… Chachamaru… I'll always love you… no matter what I am."
She held Chachamaru tight and sobbed continuously. She knew that no one was going to fix her now.
"Chachamaru," she whispered, "I'll never leave you… No matter what…"
And so, on June 11th, 2025, at the manufactured age of 25, Chachamaru Karakuri died in her bed, in her home in Japan. Evangeline stayed by her side, keeping the body of Chachamaru to herself. Evangeline continued to stay with her, until she died on August 13, 2025. She never ate or move from the spot. She lost the one she loved and died with her. Sadly, no one knew why, since she was thousands of years old, as some people say.
After that, the funeral took place in Mahora Academy's courtyard, in which was where Chiu-Chiu and Satomi were given a eulogy, when they died…
Everyone was sad that they lost yet another former student had passed away… except that TWO had died.
At the end of the funeral, Chachamaru's song, "Waiting for the Four Seasons with you" was played, as they carried the dead robot away, along with Evangeline, who died right beside her.
Michelle is walking in the graveyard, at night, holding her microphone and flashlight, as the sky was dark.
(Michelle): Chachamaru was buried here in a small graveyard in Japan. Mahora was where she was born, but she died in her happiness. Everyone will remember that moment, as Chachamaru was no ordinary robot. She was simply the greatest robot celebrity ever. In fact, to this day, the remainder of Chacha's former classmates celebrated Chachamaru's death, singing the words of her many songs, honoring her. Also, recently deceased student, Sayo Aisaka visits her grave, every month, delivering flowers. Reasons unknown, since the bleeding place is HAUNTED…
She left the graveyard and continued to end the documentary, "Whether she's the greatest robot star in the world or the movie actress that launched a wave of CHA-CHA-Mania, Chachamaru will forever be known as the greatest star in celebrity stardom. She is simply the mechanical sweetheart of our generations."
"Cut!"
The camera kept rolling, as Michelle cried, "Can we go home now? This is ridiculous! Plus, it's cold and it's too sh-."
KZZT!
Chachamaru Karakuri
(2001-2025)
Disclaimer: Keeping in mind that this story does NOT resemble ANY of the Negima storylines. This story is PURELY coincidental.
In other words, the characters are NOT dead. This is just for show.
(Ayaka): What's next for me, after Chachamaru is gone? Well… I figured that the Yukihiro Family may create an android celebrity me, in honor of her; but it may only be for guides in my many resorts. If they did… I'd totally reject it. It's just too much.
(Makie): My happiness is shrouded with controversy. Daddy and I are going to continue the honor of Chachamaru. He and I will perform her songs together. In fact, when I succeed, I shall achieve my destiny and become well-known. For her memory, Daddy and I will sponsor the Chachamaru Karakuri Memorial Tea and Ramen Café, sponsored by the Yukihiro Corporation.
(Mana): At least it's safe to say that Evangeline is gone, too. Chachamaru will forever be in our hearts and in our memory banks.
(Zazie): Our circuits live on, engraved in memory.
(Mana): 200 points…
(Zazie): …and we're not robots.
(Setsuna): Well, now that Eva is gone, no more clouded memories of many dangers and darkness. Although, Miss Konoka and I will be wearing her clothes, once we get it from eBay, we'll be famous… uh like her.
(Konoka; giggling): Cool! I love a little android fashion! We could do Chacha-Wear!
(Setsuna; angered): That's not what I meant!
(Takamichi): Well, let's keep this a secret… between you and me… Negi did free Evangeline, right around the time that Chachamaru headlined with The Gang. Negi knew that since he loved her, he'd do this favor for Evangeline. Finally succeeded, Negi frees her, but at a terrible cost. To Chachamaru and Eva… rest in peace…
(Asuna; flustered): Whoa! Hold it! Negi is married, I mean, was married to… I, uh… Since when? It's, oh…
Asuna began to stammer, as she jumped out of her chair and removed her microphone in her shirt. She then shouted, "Uh… This interview is over!"
Then she left, in a frantic state.
Thanks for reading. Sorry again for that somber moment.
Miz-K finished the story, in his office, as Evangeline (who's not dead) appeared, scolding him.
"You... You had to kill me off?" She yelled.
He spoke, "Sorry. It was for Negima Day. Besides, I already did SetsunaxKonoka and even Makie's part. What else was I gonna do?"
Eva responded, "Well, despite your efforts of writing a story about Chachamaru, I am amazed by it. One, I get to be free of my curse, and two, it's nice to see Negi Springfield in a Miz-K Story, for once."
"Dude, I didn't want him to be left out," he said, "This story is a possible story, which isn't in-canon. Plus, I added-."
"No! No more!" She replied in anger, "Next time you write a story like that, ask me!"
She sneered, "Of course, Asuna is going to kill you, seeing that she loved Professor Negi... likewise Ayaka, for making Chachamaru and Bookworm as Negi's wives."
He gasped, as Eva laughed, "See you next chapter... If there is one, for you."
Miz-K was shocked, as he hid behind his desk.
"We're dead..." He said, meaning himself and a few others that worked on it.
