Silence. Not a single sound was around the bathroom nor in it. Not even his beating heart. He had finally calmed down, finally. His vision slowly began getting clearer and he could finally look around. This was wrong. So wrong. Izaya Orihara wasn't afraid of anything! Not even that monster, who tried to kill him every time they met, every single time. Then why was he shaking? And why wasn't he dead yet?

Annoying, annoying, annoying. It started with a buzzing on the large wooden desk, a buzzing from a cellphone, that fortunately was on vibrate. But it still annoyed Shizuo, who was still sitting angrily on the couch, staring at the vibrating phone as it moved a bit on the desk. His eye twitched and he tried his best not to go over and smash the damn thing. Just when he thought it was over, the phone started again. His hands quickly went into tight fists when the phone started vibrating again, making that annoying buzzing sound.

"Annoying, annoying, annoying..." The monster grumbled to himself, his one eye kept twitching as he glared at the buzzing phone. If he just kept his intense glare, would the phone burst into flames? Probably not. Still, he wanted it to burn, wanted it to stop and break. The buzzing was annoying as hell.

Finally, after several long moments the phone stopped vibrating. However, just as Shizuo thought it was over, the phone started again. This time it was only once or twice, probably just a message. But it was still annoying him more than it should.

Silence followed, making the former bartender believe, that it was over. He sighed in relief and slowly calmed down. But then he heard the most annoying thing ever. Another phone in a different place, this one not vibrate and the ringtone filled the room quickly.

"Baby, can't you see, I'm calling, A guy like you should wear a warning..." It went on for what felt like forever and it annoyed the monster more and more for every second. His fists tightened quickly again as the song just continued to play, annoying him.

Finally, after several moments of nothing but annoying song, Shizuo snapped. His eyes twitched of anger and he quickly stood up, his fists hanging tightly clenched by his sides. He turned around and quickly walked over to the ringing phone lying on a nearby wooden table. He grabbed around it and pulled it up, the vibration from the phone making him even more angry and making his eye twitch even more. Without hesitating, he quickly tightened his grip around the still ringing phone until it broke and went silent, died.

Meanwhile, in the bathroom, Izaya felt his cellphone vibrate in his pocket. But he didn't answer. Right at that moment, he didn't feel like talking to anyone, especially not that monster who was sitting in his office and was supposed to be his new bodyguard. Or rather, his new butler.

There was a silence for another few moments, before the same annoying ringtone filled the room from several different places. And this time it only took a split second to get Shizuo pissed off. "Damn it, flea!" he yelled loudly and quickly walked around to find those damn annoying cellphones, that made that annoying song fill the room. "How many cellphones does he have?"

The blonde walked around the entire office until he found all of the cellphones. They were spread all over the place and it took him longer than he wanted it to to find them. The second he found a new one, he didn't waste a single second and just broke it, forcing it to go silent and stop that annoying song, killed it.

Finally, the place went silent again. Broken cellphones were lying on the large wooden desk, where the informant's computers were, turned off and the screens black. Shizuo hadn't taken the time to count how many cellphones there were, but it was at least over 10. Why the hell did the flea have that many cellphones?

Shizuo now stood and looked annoyed down at the several smashed cellphones, all of them finally silent. He sighed in relief and let a hand go through his bleached blonde hair. His attention was quickly pulled away from the smashed cellphones on the large wooden desk, when he heard the bathroom door being opened.

Izaya, who had been listening to the food steps around in his office and the song he only knew as his own ringtone, had gotten curious. Why did the song stop so suddenly? He had to check, no matter how scared he was of the monster. He slowly opened the bathroom door, making an almost silent sound, which he hoped the man didn't hear.

He slowly stepped out of his safe zone in the bathroom and walked as silently as possible out towards the other room. Fortunately there was a turn and a wall, a corner, so he could just pop his head around to look around in the office, also making sure his so called 'bodyguard' wasn't there to kill him. And so he did. He leaned a bit down, his hands gripping around the corner as he moved his head forward.

What he saw, made him widen his crimson eyes in surprise. The monster was actually standing not far away from him, his expressions unamused and angry, annoyed. Izaya felt sweat drops appear on his forehead. Even though he wanted to run and hide again, he just froze and stared terrified at the tall man. But when he noticed what was lying on his large wooden desk, all his fear was replaced with shock. Was those his cellphones?

He quickly let all his fear disappear and quickly walked around the corner, towards the desk. "What the hell?" he yelled loudly and grabbed around one of the many smashed phones. He studied it carefully for a few seconds, before he turned around to face the blonde with a quite angry expression on his face. "Why the hell did you smash my phones, Shizu-chan?"

Shizuo reacted with nothing but an angry yell back. "They were annoying me and why do you even have that many phones? You only need one!" He clenched his teeth and his fists tightened in anger. That damn flea, always annoying him with even the smallest thing. There was no way he could ever take care of him. It would end badly.

In a split second it was like Izaya just turned back to his normal self, his fear of the monster gone. He smirked widely and waved with the smashed phone in his hand shortly. "There's more cellphones than just these, Shizu-chan~" he said teasingly, before he threw the phone back down on the wooden desk to the other countless many smashed phones. There were a lot more than just those. Countless many, but they were all hidden somewhere and the informant wouldn't tell anyone where they were hidden. Especially not that damn monster!

Shizuo growled low and for several seconds. Why did this man have to piss him off so easily? He was definitely going to kill the underground doctor for setting him up with this damned job as a bodyguard for the person he hated the most. It would never work, ever. He would just end up killing the man. He just knew it.

Izaya's eyes widened as he saw the pissed off expression in the blonde's face, his fear suddenly returning. He whimpered shortly and pulled his arms close to himself, like that would help protecting him. It wouldn't. "S-Screw this! I'm going to bed!" And by that, he quickly ran to the small bedroom in the nearby room and slammed the door shut, hiding himself from the monster once again.

A/N: Sorry this was so short. I'll try and make the next chapter longer!

By the way, about Izaya's ring-tone; it's not the Britney Spears' version of 'Toxic'. It's A Static Lullaby's version. Just so you know. Random information, I know.

Anyway; please review~! ;3