Misae,

Suriname: both. He's both. The worst part is that he's bisexual, so he's also sometimes going after... um... what's her name again? The blond girl? Has the overprotective Guarani speaking boyfriend?

That would be Uruguay, Nilakshi. And Paraguay isn't her boyfriend. He's her brother. He just happens to be very... overprotective.

French Guiana: overprotective is an understatement, mon ami

Suriname: yes. He is that bad. But then again, Brazil and Argentina have a HUGE football rivalry.

um, I believe you call it "soccer" over there?

French Guiana: I've never understood that ;

Suriname: *almost spits out her coffee* they.. they thought you were DATING? I'm sorry, but I would never be able to date Odessa! She's too strict with her schedule and I think she's already dating Brazil ._.

...*facepalm* I've said this once and I'll say it again. I am NOT dating Brazil. I call her my "girlfriend" as an inside joke.

Suriname: oh, thank GOD! I thought Venezuela had turned you gay!

French Guiana: oui! There are many other men you could go with!

...Ecuador's a rapist, Peru looks younger than me, Chile is too tsundere to even talk to, Paraguay has issues and a sister complex and we've already gone over Argentina.

Suriname: *sweatdrop* she's right. They all suck.

French Guiana: I don't see any problem with ANY of them! But moving on... it's alright Kentucky c'est la vie, right? Besides, I got a LOT of new bags and clothes and shoes from the deal, so no hard feelings

Suriname: no, you do NOT want to know ._.

Ah, yes... Peru was the Inca Empire's favorite, so he is the most brutal...he looks about 14. Which is weird since I gained independence long after he did...

French Guiana: apology accepted

Ah... are you sure? I do not wish to be a burden...

Suriname: oh, just take the damn money!

Sincerely,

Odessa, Suriname, and Pricilla

Dear Odessa~

… Oh dear… O . o…

By the way he sounds even I wouldn't be able to handle 'em and this is ME.

Ah~ Your family seems interesting~ quite similar to the dynamics of Europe and us up here in North America~ Delaware is rather protective of both myself AND Johnny… He… *ahem* He doesn't need to know me and France are dating, yes…? *laughs nervously* He's normally a rather calm person (like his 'other father' Sweden~) But he's… uuuuh... rather intimidating by himself alone. I've seen him angry once in my life time O . o And I NEVER want to witness such horrors again if possible~ *laughs nervously*

Meh, foreigners… Wait… Or are we the foreigners in this case~? Hum… I'm not sure why we call it soccer though~… But football already has a name~! Oh, in a lot of countries you all call it rugby I suppose~…

Yes. Dating. *groans* I really need to have a stern talking to whomever began that rumor! *huffs* Really~! Going on the fact that we both have the same shade skin color and hair color I'm about 80% we're blood siblings~!

Yeah… I'ma kick their damn asses… Yes. Yes I see you hiding behind that door New Jersey. Yes. I will find you. Yes I will burn all of yer designer clothes and dismantle that goddamn tanning machine you love so much you orange tanned –

OKAY MOVING ON! ^ ^;;;

Well, why don't you try some of the states in Uncle Mexico~! They're all (somewhat…) mellow ^ ^""… Compared to us and Uncle Mattie's provinces…

Alright then I will completely erase that thought from my mind! *smiles*

Yeah… Dad has a favorite…

*groans* I'm guessin yer referring ta Eddie?

Yeah, its definitely New York… I love him and all but I wish dad would visit me more~… I mean, I'm his HEART for Gods sake~! *pouts*

If yer his heart I'm one of his lungs… *rolls eyes*

… That shouldn't make sense but some how it does… *groans*

With a Smile~

Misty~