We're gonna start off with something only barely relevant to Homestuck, and then dive back into our usual commentary/analysis. I have quite a few theories about various characters' identities, which I think are quite plausible. :D Links include mspaintadventures(dot)com and some unrelated wiki and google searches. Also, a website for ICP. It won't show up at all, but it's pretty awesome. I recommend trying to find any ICP fansite with newsfeeds on it and then read the newsfeeds and revel in the disorganized format of the site itself. I digress...
By the way, I did watch the first two episodes of Friendship is Magic. I love how cheesy it is.
KALYN
.org/wiki/My_Little_Pony:_Friendship_is_Magic#Reception
I think I'm gonna start watching this show... O_O
KALYN
Just skip down to Internet Following on that page. It's...kind of…wonderful…
KALYN
.org/wiki/Juggalo
This explains so much.
KALYN
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You should definitely scroll down to the news feeds there. Just read them, read the language. Do that, and tell me AH wasn't completely influenced by this in some way.
JESSICA
Do you think we should have a 10,000 word review on My Little Pony next? Analyzing the shit out of it?
And is that even a question? Did AH use the Juggalos as a base for Gamzee? Say that question outloud and tell me you don't want to shoot yourself to keep any stupid genes from entering the gene pool! (apparently I am a negative nancy today)
Did you watch the Leck Mich Im Arsch trailer at the end? It is hilarious! oh, beautiful!
Beeth-Oven, heheheheh XD
Horrible song, but... I can't stop XD HAHAHAHA So many haters!
JESSICA
Oh man. So great! ^^
What does "ninja" mean to these people? ICP used it in LMIA, and then I saw it again in one of the news feeds
KALYN
Yeah, I saw Ninja a bunch too, but I didn't watch those videos. I got a paper to write! I was almost going to do it on Bronies and then Juggalos. Now I'm considering Steampunk. Maybe you can help me! Because this prompt is bullshit.
Here, I'll just copy/paste my rant from my conversation with Emily:
KALYN
"Choose a subculture. Now choose an element of that subculture. Now say what that element says about that subculture. Give two reasons." It says that that subculture has the fucking element, that's what it says. Twice. For both reasons.
Here's the thing though, one of those doesn't define the whole fucking culture. Which I know isn't the prompt, but I have to put it into context, you know? Each element's reason for being a part of that subculture has something to do with all the other elements in some way
JESSICA
Well, knowing the prompt would probably help
nm
Hmmm
that is annoying
KALYN
Steampunk is a pretty cool subculture, there's a lot I could say for that. I just need to figure out an "element" that can yield two reasons why it says what it says about that subculture. Such bullshit.
JESSICA
Well, what is an element of steampunk?
What makes it unique?
KALYN
Well...there's a pretty big DIY and design factor, because with the fashion and like making gadgets and accessories and stuff, they sort of combine invention and style and modify clothes and like...electronics and stuff. So. Creativity, innovation, resourcefulness.
Can't elaborate a whole fucking lot.
Two reasons?
JESSICA
Well, how about why do people do this? What is the drive
sure they can make gadgets, but they could make gadgets for other stuf
like secret agents...
KALYN
What is the drive for any fandom-based subculture?
It's like a fascination with the Sci-Fi based worlds or the style of the era.
Actually, there's a lot of confusion over the basis of it all.
Basically though
it's like immersing yourself in that setting
of steam-power
JESSICA
They're like futuristic gadgets of the 1800s, right?
KALYN
like the Industrial Revolution, but in a different direction
Yes, more or less
Think steam-powered everything, and gears. Like...Rube Golberg-esque gadgetry, with all the gears and stuff.
And...other simple machines, haha
Victorian era
JESSICA
OK (honestly I only really know the fashion .)
KALYN
It's what sparked my interest in it
But the idea of being in this sort of alternate era is a big part of it too.
Like I said, immersing yourself in the fantasy world of flying machines and...clock fanatics.
Inventors and airship pilots and renegades!
It's kinda western too.
Same era as Victorian
different part of the country.
lol
JESSICA
It's almost like how things could have been?
KALYN
Exactly like how things could have been.
It's the sort of Sci-Fi that happened during the revolution of steam-powered transportation and invention.
So people became enamored with it.
And now it's a subculture.
I think I might talk about the creation aspect of it.
How it shows that they embrace the spirit of the genre, the spirit of invention and innovation that was all over that fantasy world.
JESSICA
And the era they are emolating
The creativity of the the science-fiction of the Victorian Era
KALYN
So I need two reasons now.
1:
DIY
They pretty much make everything they wear or use.
Or they modify it in some way.
JESSICA
So the innovation is the element you are using?
hmmm
KALYN
I think style is the element I'm using.
Rather than like...music or behavior or ideology.
JESSICA
ok…
KALYN
The style=embracing the spirit.
Reason 1: spirit of innovation/invention/creativity
KALYN
I guess.
Reason 2 could just be that they are embracing it because they want to become a part of it. For the whole immersion thing.
Like roleplaying.
Imagination.
Imagination fuels invention.
BAN
BAM*
Epic fail.
JESSICA
Yup ^^ haha
you got your topic?
KALYN
Think so!
Now to write it.
JESSICA
Woo!
KALYN
BTW, my class is totally at 8:30 am
tomorrow
JESSICA
Ha! Have fun, when did you get the assignment?
KALYN
...Friday?
JESSICA
You silly goose! You should have asked me sooner!
anyway, i'll let you get to work
KALYN
I was deliberately procrastinating!
JESSICA
no kidding
you shot yourself in the foot
KALYN
hahaha
JESSICA
way to go!
KALYN
Nah, I'll be fine
I'm pretty talented with words and shit
And also it won't be graded.
JESSICA
yes, and shit
KALYN
I don't even need a conclusion yet
JESSICA
oh!
well
that's wonderful motivation!
KALYN
hahahahaha
But yeah, Imma go pee and then get to writing this bad boy
You should see my prompt handout by the way
All my scribblings
JESSICA
Well, you know what, at least you actually have to write papers, you know? So far I've just had worksheet like stuff and questionarres x.x
I would love to
KALYN
That would be a good thing though. Papers are bleh.
anyway
First I have:
Juggalos (underlined)
KALYN
-ICP following
-associated with violence
-come from all walks of life
-the Family
KALYN
And then a big X through all that
Beneath that:
KALYN
Nudists (underlined)
-naturists-bond w/ nature...
(squiggly line crossout!)
JESSICA
you know, yiou could have hit the groud running with the whole Juggalos thing
KALYN
Then: Hippies (underlined)
This one's completely ignored. No cross out or anything.
JESSICA
It's overdone!
KALYN
Right beside that is the Steampunk one and actual coherent ideas with a plan that I just came up with right now. With you.
Yeah, I was legitimately gonna do Juggalos, I was all excited with the Wikipedia article. But then I found that other website that I sent you, and as I read it I suddenly didn't understand anything. I couldn't do it anymore.
Also I couldn't find any other information site with more actual information to lend that wasn't either completely sarcastic or like a Juggalo news site. Which was hilariously formatted, by the way.
I love the categories: "Psychopath news" "Site updates" "Other news" "Newsfeed" "Send us news" etc...
and "Wikidpedia"
Really wish that one was intentional.
JESSICA
me too
KALYN
Anyway, I should probably start writing this bitch. Thanks for your help with the talking and ideas thing!
JESSICA
hyup
later!
KALYN
finished!
KALYN
awwwww
you left
KALYN
Meant to say this earlier today. Remember when I was speculating about how Aradia came into possession of that laptop (which turned out to be John's dad's)? Well Lil Cal had the wallet with that laptop, Bec Noir had taken Lil Cal, and he used him to fight the Aradia bots. One bot exploded with Lil Cal and got into a meteor and landed near Aradia's home (pre-death and while she still had an affinity for archaeology). So she got the laptop, along with a hat and the remains of Lil Cal and an Aradia bot. Still to wonder is how exactly Gamzee came into possession of Lil Cal.
KALYN
Alright, I'm out now.
Just kidding, I'm back again!
Apparently talking with 0s instead of o's means you're doomed. Aradia was doomed, she used them all her life. As god tier Aradia, she ditched that. After she died, one of the Aradia bots ditched it as well, saying "I guess I don't have to talk like I'm doomed anymore." Sollux is doomed now. This is confirmed, Aradiabot told him. That's why he talks like that I guess.
KALYN
Aradia gave Cal pieces to Sollux to give to Kanaya, who stitched him up and put him in an outfit resembling the Felt.
Tavros and Aradia both wrote the genetic code for Doc Scratch (I believe). The letters from the words Tick Tock. Only...I think with a 1 and a 0 instead of i and o.
Vriska also wrote some code. The highlighted scrawling is "8r8k".
Terezi wrote the code piece "H34DS". Aradia mused about how one of the "scourge" had three letters and the other five. "Why the scale was tipped this way between the sisters, I cannot say." Probably paraphrasing there. But it's interesting. Terezi kinda defeats Vriska doesn't she. "T1CK T0CK 8R8K H34DS" Totally seems to foreshadow that bit with the clock in Scratch's den when Vriska's about to die. Remember? It's ticking and tocking between a heroic or a just death, and is about to settle on the line between so she won't die. Then Slick breaks the clock (I think it's Slick.) Then the coin flip has a conclusion. Probably heads, since there are only heads on the coin. Good and bad heads. And the Terezi kills Vriska.
KALYN
Then there's an additional eight symbols to this code "from a wild card source". "honk HONK" guess who.
According to Aradiabot, it came from a doomed timeline that she had come from.
In this timeline, Gamzee flew off the handle and went on a murdering spree. He managed to at least kill Karkat and I think Terezi, by the looks of it. And to record the code in that bloody tome we see Doc Scratch using as a scrapbook. Aradiabot brought back the tome as proof of his madness, but it was destroyed when Rose blew up Eridan's computer. I think. That computer explosion. Might've been another. Lots of things explode in this story.
KALYN
No, sorry. explosion caused by a computer virus. So...Karkat's computer? perhaps.
Oh god.
Oh god.
Oh god.
KALYN
.com/?s=6&p=005512
Lil Cal was used in the creation of Doc Scratch.
KALYN
I find this extremely disturbing.
KALYN
So I guess I can start writing acknowledgement pages for my essays now in that class. "Special thanks: Jessica Lauermann, for bouncing ideas and asking the questions that led me to this thesis."
KALYN
.com/?s=6&p=005517
Jack has a robot arm in this. Why...? Is this...after a bunch of stuff? When did he acquire this?
KALYN
Alright so I scrolled back up and saw that I never answered your question about the lab next to Rose's house. Remember when she finds that bedroom? It's totally Aradia's ancestor's bedroom, the one on that vessel of Scratch's. I think the lab could have been that vessel, or built afterward, but in any case it most likely belongs to Scratch, since it's all green. He has his proteges, you know, whom he likes to use to put his plans into motion, and Rose is definitely one of them. "SkaiaNet" maybe, or it could be something like "ScratchNet" or something. Who knows? I can totally see Hussie making a Terminator reference though. Like an end-of-the-world message thing, like symbolism. Like if we're reading literature and it's winter, we know death is gonna happen soon. We're reading a webcomic and we see SkaiaNet, you better believe the world is ending!
KALYN
"I won't crack no matter how senseless the drubbing. If only it were that simple." Is what Scratch says when Slick (with the robotic arm) starts bludgeoning him. I'm guessing this is after a bunch of stuff. Because Scratch wants to die.
Ya know, I think I kind of liked Scratch before he got all long-winded with his troll fanfiction.
KALYN
"The keeper of my ectobiological father began the process.
It must be finished.
TT: Who?
The guardian of the Knight of Time. "
Yeah, Bro totally did that during that battle with Jack.
KALYN
"I find your stories entertaining.
TT: You're being creepy again.
No I'm not.
Besides, the White King agrees with me."
Haha. I said this. WK was reading her journals.
KALYN
Okay. Two objectives: Destroy the Green Sun to kill Scratch and destroy the power of the first guardians in Noir; and Scratch the session so that a new one may be created that might be successful. Because apparently that's also important. Rose was mistaken in thinking that the Scratch opened the rift to let Noir into the trolls' session. It had nothing to do with that, according the Scratch, and he says that if they are creative enough, they may be able to find a way to preserve themselves after the Scratch so that they don't fall into oblivion. They'll be disconnected from the new session, but they'll still exist if they can manage it. So really in order to do this, they should figure out what caused the rift that allowed Noir into the trolls' session. That's probably how they plan to meet.
There are two Scratches in this paragraph, by the way. Try to discern them from one another.
KALYN
Scratch brought up the god tier. He said Rose will be able to decide whether she ascends to it. A heroic death would certainly describe that suicide mission she intends to go on, maybe, and none of the trolls can see her after a certain point, so we don't know for sure. It could happen.
There is another quest bed somewhere besides on her planet.
Hm.
Wait no, that was backwards. Heroic deaths kill god tiers. But still, it could happen.
KALYN
"My master can't enter this universe until I am killed.
Such is the nature of the break.
TT: That almost sounds like martyrdom. Are you sure it won't be a hero's death?
Quite sure.
My master is a very evil man."
So he has a concept of good and evil, and knows that Lord English is evil. He doesn't seem very evil himself, just... a servant I guess. Like he really has no choice, it was the reason he was created, he knows LE is evil, and yet doesn't seem to have any qualms with it. Also..."this universe." Are we considering their universe and the trolls' to be two universes? And if Scratch is the first guardian for Alternia, then why would he concern himself with talking to Rose to have LE enter her universe? We know when he enters the trolls' universe, that happened very recently, hundreds of years after they all played the game. Is he only talking about the trolls' universe and talking to Rose from it? Then why would destroying only the Green Sun in her session manage to affect the first guardian of a separate session? Is this an obscure plothole I've found, or is it just a convoluted loophole, or perhaps it will become clearer later?
KALYN
That was a big wall of text. My message box grew a scroll bar!
KALYN
"What would you say if I said a dutiful girl raised in the daylight was protected by a bulb-headed guardian, and learned to glow in the dark after death?
What would you say if I said a vengeful boy on a path of nihilism was taken under the wings of fearsome angels, and learned to destroy hope with their light?"
Scratch, trying to convince Rose of something to do with her abilities, brings up Kanaya and Eridan. Why those two? What would she learn from those stories?
KALYN
The initial of Jade's "grandson"/penpal/potential grandpa? is J.
Who's Terry Kiser? That's what J. (which is how I will refer to him from now on) named the rabbit, Liv Tyler.
"Hes surely got enough juice in him to make them enormous if you wish. But thats silly what would you even do with say a magic needle the size of a skyscraper for instance? Preposterous!" Scratch a session. That's what you would do with it.
That is precisely what you would do.
They will take one of Echidna's quills, make it huge with Liv Tyler/Terry Kiser, and Scratch that massive disc on LoHaC.
Speaking of Land ofs, today my speech teacher, while we were doing impromptu speeches and had to go into the hallway to prepare while the person before us was speaking, said something that totally made me think of them.
He said that when the first girl was ready, she could start speaking, and then "we will exile David to the Land of Wind and Ghosts" and I was like haha.
Grandson seems to be the canon here.
"See you soon pal. J."
Well I guess they won't be using Liv to hugefy those quills anytime soon. WV? ate her green eye.
Guessing Cal got that wallet when Noir had him and got Aradiabot with him and they two were sent back to Alternia
through the series of events after John gave WV? the wallet to deliver the tumor to Derse and CD? pickpocketed WV?.
Maybe.
Strangely when he sends them off, though, Jade is pestering WV?. And I think she's wearing her Iron Lass suit, judging by those colors.
Oh no she is pestering John. But WV? has the wallet with the computer in it. haha.
KALYN
.com/?s=6&p=005614
When you click on the words, the last frame, you see all the colored dots. Four red ones, for the first four acts, blue for Hivebent and then red for the end of Act 5. It's like the curtains. Rose went through curtains during the Descend minigame thing that followed the color patterns too. Then for disc 2 there are only 2 circles. Green and white. It could just be those colors because they haven't been "filled" yet (or fulfilled, rather). But it makes me wonder if there is only a couple of these acts left in the comic.
KALYN
Oh but Disc 2 is missing. Why is that? Who took it? What effect does this have on the story?
"You wonder where you are? This is a fancy looking room. It doesn't look like a place you would expect to find on this meteor, at least not in any strictly canonical capacity." So...this isn't canon? haha
She finds disc Two of Homestuck, which is small and looks exactly like the giant disc in LoHaC (already forgot the name of it). Then she stupidly sticks it on a record player and the needle scratches it. Nice thinly veiled allusion there!
And that's how we got into that whole Doc Scratch arc.
The green circle, perhaps? Probably.
Then there's just the white one left!
Hey remember Karkat's note from Gamzee/"Terezi" about the makeouts? There was a note written to Terezi from "Vriska" in Gamzee's blood to get her up to the roof to fight her.
So Gamzee kind of just wanted a party or something, huh.
"sis. ROOF. NOW. 8ring the puppet."
I like how they both rely on luck. Vriska with her dice and Terezi with her coin. Except Terezi makes her own luck, because she rarely allows the coin to make her decision, if at all. Ever. I don't think she ever does.
So, Vriska relies on luck and Terezi only pretends to before she makes the circumstances suit her likeness herself.
KALYN
.com/?s=6&p=005653
His Honorable Tyranny himself.
KALYN
Note in case it comes into some sort of play later: Scratch talked to Mindfang (much like Vriska) and one of his "dark spots" was Darkleer (Equius' ancestor). He couldn't really see much about him or around him.
Could be why Scratch had no idea Vriska had that cue ball, because she lived near Equius.
Also, for timeline references, the Summoner (Tavros' ancestor) wasn't even around during the Sufferer's rebellion. He was hatched centuries later, and then would supposedly be Mindfang's matesprit.
He would also lead a rebellion of his own against Highbloods.
Then apparently it was after this rebellion that adults were banished from Alternia by the Condesce.
Okay. I am now int he green room.
JESSICA
Ah, that makes sense! I thought the 0s thing was only after you were dead, but yeah. Makes sense now.
KALYN
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Green circle is act 6. It hasn't been filled with a curtain color yet. So there's that left, and then the Critical Moment.
KALYN
I'll try to shut up now and let you answer things from a long time ago.
JESSICA
Yes please^^
Or the room isn't there canonically? Well, it's not entirely within the fourth wall, now is it?
KALYN
Information overload in Scratch's room. I think he lied about not lying. Or maybe he's just misleading a lot. He misled Rose to fall into that grimdark thing, and then she got all revengey and got herself killed. DreamRose still exists, but it's even more of a suicide mission now to destroy the Green Sun.
KALYN
By the way, Vriska would have been able to defeat Bec Noir. It's just that he would have killed everyone else first before they dueled.
While Terezi was seeing that offshoot timeline with Vriska, Sn0wball was seeing one with Slick and the Felt in Scratch's "apartment". In the banners at the top there. So.
KALYN
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You know, based on this conversation, you would think Karkat had to kill Gamzee or something. Huh.
JESSICA
Yeah, that's what I thought when I read that conversation between Kar and John. He shoulldn't have been devestated by what he had to do unless he killed him. Although, actually, I think I might have mentioned this before, That he felt like he should have acted sooner. If you think about it, it makes sense. So many people died, and all it would have taken to save them was for Karkat to pat Gamzee on the cheek. *shrug* Then only Eridan and Feferi would have died (or maybe not?). Which, if that were the case, that seemse interesting. They are the ones with the highest blood, and Feferi was going to become the next empress (or whatever the name for it was). So maybe they are going to get rid of the hemo-heirarchy once and for all?
Would it have really been worth it if Bec Noir killed all the other trolls? I don't know. I don't think so.
By Sn0wball do you mean Snowman? Or am I just confused?
JESSICA
Gosh, I keep being thrown off by how happy Aradia is when she's not DEAD!
I would like to apologize for thinking that SkaiaNet was from Terminator. I now know it was in fact SkyNet.
KALYN
Sn0wman. Yes. ROFL. I'm retarded.
SkyNet...close enough!
KALYN
Why does Scratch want Sn0wman dead? Just wondering what purpose that serves if he's the one that offered her that opportunity in the first place when she was exiled.
KALYN
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Silhouette of Echidna there in the corner.
KALYN
CG: IT INVOLVES SOMETHING TO DO WITH A YELLOW LAWN RING.
CG: WHICH ISN'T THE HUMAN WORD FOR IT, IT'S JUST YOUR WORD IS SO DUMB I FEEL DUMB SAYING IT.
EB: word for what?
CG: I GUESS YOUR ENTIRE ESCAPE PLAN SOMEHOW PIVOTS CRITICALLY AROUND AN UNWATERED PIECE OF RESIDENTIAL PROPERTY?
...a sidewalk? What is he talking about?
KALYN
I don't feel like posting links and conversation snippets, so I'll just paraphrase. "The Forge(?)" is the reason Jade's out in that skimpy dress-it's heating everything up. Um...both Rose and Dave have only a dream self left, so now there's no way they can all stay alive and still accomplish this mission. There was something else, but I can't remember it right now. Um...Nepeta will probably find love in the dream bubbles, based on her conversation with Jaspersprite. Or at least it will happen for her after she dies. Because she's dead now, and nothing happened for her yet.
KALYN
I think sprites are immortal to some extent. Davesprite was down, but he managed to survive that battle with Noir. He's pretty beaten up, but he's alive.
KALYN
The Forge is her volcano, and she totally lit it and stuff. I think to wake Echidna.
Whoever fedorafreak is, he's playing the game and he's in the medium and has just ascended to god tier. Wouldn't it just be odd if it was Hussie?
I think he said at some point that he would begin affecting the story in a more canonical and direct manner.
I wonder how Betty Crocker disappeared? Because apparently that just happened.
Not *just* but you know. She just disappeared and then Nanna was all free and stuff.
The "baroness" was not human!
8O
So...what was she? Where was she from?
I like how Dave identified himself as a "tight end" in some horrible sports metaphor he was making about how Rose stole the moon mission from him. Just because it has some gay undertones there.
Wonder what Rose wanted Dave to tell John? Before she was distracted.
Oh shit and then DD comes in and is all stabby and shit. What's gonna happen with him and Rose on the moon?
Dave wakes up on Derse and just flies toward the moon to help Rose. I anticipate an epic battle! Maybe
As Dave is doing that, Davesprite just told Jadesprite about a legendary sword that he got Hephaestus to fix. Then he got Jadesprite to poof it to Dave with her space powers. Should be helpful!
Vriska's denizen was Cetus, just like Rose's.
KALYN
When Jade has that memory of the frog she needed from a long time ago, her pajamas have a green diamond with "SN" in it.
And that special frog of hers is white with huge eyes that flash different colors. Much like someone we know with flashing pool ball eyes...
I wonder how Jade will manage to bring all the denizens with them into the rift? She promised she would...
KALYN
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Okay. Here's a link. It's Jade's grandpa, riding a meteor with all of his trophies back to earth. See Typheus there? haha
KALYN
The Vast Croak is the Big Bang and the Vast Glub is a trollian apocalypse.
KALYN
Yay.
Then we have the Vast Honk, that Gamzee anticipates... o.0
I know I said this before. But the inhuman Betty Crocker is the one that sent Dave that link to the ICP video that he sent to Gamzee. It was even like...URL'd in Gamzee's style. So. She's some sort of evil. What if she's like...Lord English's mistress or someshit wouldn't that be hilarious?
KALYN
And then Gamzee claims to have given their universe cancer as well as Karkat. But Karkat accidentally and Gamzee intentionally...with clowns. Karkat calls it cancer, Gamzee says it's terminal. But still haha.
Being redundant with shit I said a long time ago...
Who even reads this shit anymore? lol
Gamzee's main correspondent/confidant at this point is Cal. Cal plays an annoyingly huge part in this story. Gamzee was called the "most important character in Homestuck." And Gamzee plans on listening to what Cal has to tell him and actually taking advice from Cal now that his religion is gone.
KALYN
So Cal tells him to murder some people. I think I said this before too. But yeah. REDUNDANCY!
KALYN
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You know what? This reminds me, in a weird way, of the Betty Crocker symbol. It's the Condesce's symbol. What if she's the inhuman evil baroness Betty Crocker that was used by LE or Scratch to manipulate the medium by sending that video to Dave?
KALYN
.com/?game=save&s=6&p=006000
This is a bit...misleading? Literally. When you click that nice looking image there, it takes you straight to Jailbreak. I've already read as much as I feel like of Jailbreak. -sigh-
JESSICA
AH wants you to read his other stuff if you haven't all ready while waiting for the next installment of Homestuck to come out
I would say the only one really worth reading is Problem Sleuth, if only because it has the same sort of epic tone as Homestuck
The others are only really worth it to get some inside jokes he throws in.
Also, I would not be surprised if the fedorafreak was AH, since he starts wearing godly pajamas. So maybe that is who he is (I ended a sentence in a verb, get over it!). Fedorafreak did die at one point, is that what you were talking about with him ascending to godtier?
I was about to say I don't really see that much of a similarity between the Condesce's trident and Betty Crocker's spoon, but now I do, now I do. What does she have to gain then? Why would she do that? Damn you Hussie for throwing a wrench into things!
I'm going to say I agree with everything you just said and there is little reason for me to rephrase all of your statements. Now I will look again and see what questions I undoubtedly missed.
JESSICA
The guardian's numbers seem to be 413. Admittedly, all I have to base that off is Dad's username: Pipefan413, but where does Mom work? She has to work somewhere doesn't she? And wouldn't it make total sense if she worked at the lab? Don't her clothes kind of look like a lab coat? Or am I just not remembering right?
I have no idea about Bro or Bec though.
JESSICA
Supposedly DD is angrier than SS, but I don't know. What was Rose's symbol again? Wasn't she the diamond? Or was that Jade and I just want Rose to be the diamond?
Yellow Brick Road. Think about it
and I don't blame you for calling her Sn0wball. It seems more fitting that Sn0wman for some reason. Maybe because Sn0wman is a masculine name (hence the "man) while Sn0wball is feminine.
KALYN
I don't think ending a sentence with a verb is problematic. It's ending a sentence with a preposition.
What does she have to gain? Nothing. Except either death or immortality (depending on her wish) if she obeys Lord English in his schemes.
Mom does wear a lab coat. So that makes total sense.
KALYN
I don't know if Jade and Rose have been concretely paired with a symbol like John and Dave have. We saw the similar videos with the insight into their lives as they grew up when John had a spades shirt and Dave had a hearts shirt. I don't think we've had that with the girls though.
But color-wise, it would make sense.
...Why are you telling me to think about the Yellow Brick Road?
And where is DD supposedly angrier than SS? I know he's kind of the guy that does all the dirty work (or at least all that's necessary for Slick's plans besides destroying everything). What would make him angrier?
Anyway, earlier when I pointed out the green diamond with SN in it on Jade's pajamas, I was relating it to that green lab with SN that Rose was in. In case that wasn't clear.
KALYN
Okay, to keep track of my connections: I think Betty Crocker is the Condesce, fedorafreak is AH, and there is a very slight chance that J. (Jade's penpal) is her grandpa. It's either him, or we just haven't met J. yet. Now to determine why Gamzee is "the most important character in Homestuck."
JESSICA
I thought I read somewhere that he was angrier. I'll just have to keep an eye open for that while I reread it. The Yellow Brick Road... It made sense at the time, but I don't remember now 2orry! I'll try and avoid these half thought through thoughts from now on... Or at least try and make them make sense.
JESSICA
Also, I am such a troll XD One of the people I trolled before (in German) totally just texted me back after over 2 months. Now I'm saying that I have been working on my English, but it's horribly atrocious XD
"I have on my English to work! It is good you to meet" atrocious!
KALYN
hahahahahaha! That's great!
JESSICA
So, I just thought of something that totally shouldn't be true, but would be totally awesome. Maybe the reason Betty Crocker is so evil is because she created internet cookies XD You know, she bakes everything else, so why not those XD Oh, I kill myself. Sorry for the pun.
KALYN
I love it. lol