Dear... "Misty",

Just because I love ice cream and my cannoli doesn't mean I'm a girl damn it! Though... indeed, I am a girl... But if you think just because I am a girl that you could take advantage of me! Ugh, that perverted bastard France was molesting me again and my... "brothers " as well...

So, luckily I don't need go undercover in your house and what does America mean marketing organs is unheroic? Isn't his scientists trying to use pigs as replacements for organs? Why wait for something like a pig's damn heart while you could get the real thing, the real human flesh organs?

And why did you stop being caporegime? The mafioso would have loved to make you part of the family. Well, just don't tell to Veneziano or... big brother Romano Italia... though he'd be making out with Spain...

With a sniper,

Sicily

P.S. What do you mean you don't drink that much? My coppola is something you shouldn't make fun of, not some drink.

Another P.S. UGH! I HATE FRANCE! I PLAIN HATE FRANCIS BONNEFOY! HE MOLEST ME AND MADE FUN OF MY COPPOLA!

That is all.

Dear Sicily~

*smiles* Oh, I meant no offense by it~ I can just sense these types of things~ the way you talk, your interests~ your unconscious tendencies with your handwriting~ you pick up a bunch of stuff in the mafia ^ ^.

… You see? THIS SHIT IS CREEPY MISTY. THIS KINDA BULL IS WHAT MADE DAD MAKE YA QUIT! YOU AND NY WERE FREAKIN' US ALL THE FUCK OUT!

*huffs* Shut up Kentucky you're annoying! Really, brothers huh?

…

That bastard again…? *eyes darken**grumbles* Cheating frog…*grumbles*

*ahem*

I castrate him if it'll make you feel better~! *smiles*

*shrugs* Depends on your definition of heroic~! Besides, the mafia in general is rather unheroic so to speak~.

Because~ all of my cute brothers and sisters asked me so nicely. *smiles brightly* Ah~ So those two ARE dating? I see… What about Feli and Germany…? Or is Mr. Germany still in denial~? (Which I do not understand~ they already act like newlyweds so…)

With a Smile~

Misty "Missouri" Jones~

P.S. Have you seen my river anywhere in Europe? He's a Blue Bird and he's gotten lost recently…

P.S.S. I am dating said Frenchman… *groans* Don't you judge me. He is kind of *coughs* a-attractive…

*scoffs* Not to mention the dude's a fricken sex god…

Oh Jesus… why must you be so vigular…?

=P