Much thanks to "Firsty" for letting me know this is worth a smidgeon so I could go back and read some of these gems. :D
Broken links are broken. -_-
KALYN
watching Vampires Kiss
With Nic Cage...
XD
JESSICA
Is that the one where he runs around shouting "I'M A VAMPIRE"?
KALYN
yes. fuckin hilarious.
There are so many moments in that movie where it's just like "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Like there's a scene where he's looking in mirrors like "Oh God! Where am I? I've become one! I've become a vampire! Where am I?"
But you can see him just fine.
Or when he bites his pillow, or when he turns his couch upside down to resemble a coffin, or when he puts on fake vampire teeth and starts crawling around...
It's just...really really funny!
Although I wonder what genre the movie actually falls under...since I'm pretty sure he's clinically insane.
JESSICA
it's probably...comedic drama? Clearly it is also a comedy since, as you said, "it is fucking hilarious"
So, yeah, operation ghost babies is a-go! My ghost guy drowned so he looks like Dr. Manhattan
He's hungry though; sadly I don't think he can suck the souls out of other sims
He's a teacher btb
KALYN
Look up Hemera. New denizen I guess.
JESSICA
?
busy though
busy busy busy
talk to you later
KALYN
K that's cool. I meant later anyway. But I'm gonna keep talking. Judging by their conversation, Jane and Jake speak to each other with this sort of front, so I think their personalities have a bit of ...ungenuineness? That's not a word.
JESSICA
ingenuity
KALYN
I thought that meant like...resourcefulness or something. Nevermind. I was right about the Condesce. Pwned.
Not so much pwned if this was already confirmed somewhere else for a long time, but...
There are other signs of brainwashing, namely her brand loyalty and all the popups that she endures when using her chat application. But that switch on the spoon does something now.
I'll look up Hemera.
She is the personification of day.
KALYN
There's really not much else on her. She doesn't have a very active role in mythology, and there's even different ideas about who she's related to. But Nyx is the goddess of night, and they can't both be in Tartarus at the same time (or rather they don't). Wonder if Nyx is someone else's denizen.
KALYN
Did some research on Tartarus too: "It is a deep, gloomy place, a pit, or an abyss used as a dungeon of torment and suffering that resides beneath the underworld." spooky. "Like other primal entities (such as the earth and time), Tartarus is also a primordial force or deity." That's a really interesting concept. Tartarus is both a deity and a place. Morgan just said like SBURB, which makes total sense. It's a game and a place that has an entire universe (more than one, actually) within it while also having some sort of entity-like control (ie: it controls inescapable paradoxes) and you never hear anything about its creators, it's just the game itself. That contains the lives of everyone within its intelligent design.
"Tartarus is also the unbounded first-existing entity from which the Light and the cosmos are born."
Like SBURB?
JESSICA
well ingenuine means ... un-genuine, so, i dunno
JESSICA
Hades is both a deity and a place
yeah that all makes sense (and i only said that thing about hades, because tartarus isn't the only place like that ;))
feh, stupid facebook and your lies *;) because it just looks stupid otherwise
WTF! blah!
JESSICA
Given the fact that the internet browser each kid used was also his or her denizen, i think it would be safe to assume that Hemera is Jane's. And you only got the Tartarus thing after doing research on Hemera? Because I didn't see anything about Tartersauce...or tartarus, but you know, what can you do?
JESSICA
Anyway, all you said makes sense, so do you think that Jane is a Prospit dreamer since her denizen is Hemera? Or could it be bassackwards and she is actually a Dersean dreamer? Since Jane and Jake share personality traits with Dave and Rose, it would make sense wouldn't it? Although, have we seen anything that would warrant this theory plausible? Are Prospit dreamers more forthright than Derse dreamers? With the four characters it's a little easier to make that assumption, but if we look at twelve characters.
JESSICA
The entire Team Adorabloodthirsty were Prospit Dreamers. They are Karkat, Terezi, Gamzee, Tavros, Vriska and Kanaya. We discussed before that Karkat is very genuine, he means pretty much everything he says, and if he doesn't, he is very obvious about it. Terezi...Terezi is about "justice" (not just the libra thing of course) or justice as far as the trollian society is concerned, but she hasn't really done anything that isn't honest, has she?
JESSICA
We know Gamzee was always honest about what he was doing, but nobody really paid him the mind he deserved, mostly because he was high most of the time, although, like we said above, he pretty much orchestrated everything that happened, and it wasn't like he was keeping that a secret
JESSICA
he would have told anyone who asked what his game was, wouldn't have he? that's my understanding anyway
Tavros is a no-brainer
he's the gentlest and most honest i would say. He doesn't like hurting other beings, he's not confident, but he does tell the truth
Vriska is a little tougher, and actually, i would say she is the odd one out, unless you want to argue that she was being "true to her nature" but still, that, i dunno
maybe as far as the troll society is concerned, but she led other trolls to their death almost constantly. But she didn't hide from what she was feeling, did she? When she killed Tavros, she told John that she felt terrible about it. so maybe that is what the difference between Prospit and Derse dreamers is? Prospit dreamers are honest to themselves, they don't try to hide what they feel from themselves?
JESSICA
So, that would raise some interesting questions about Team Blue
They are Aradia, Sollux, Nepeta, Equius, Eridan and Feferi
I would say Eridan out of all these is the easiest to diagnose. If we are going off the above theory, that Derse dreamers hide their feelings from themselves, that Eridan takes the cake. He, like we said before when we were dissecting their brains before, lies to himself constantly. He tells himself that he is so much better than the lowbloods, but he realizes he's not. However, he holds to the idea that he is better.
JESSICA
Aradia was a Derse dreamer, but she was asleep the entire time until her dream self died. So is that what made her "lie" to herself? They had to see the writing on the walls (literally) to wake up, right? But she never did, she never really had the chance to... I dunno about her.
Sollux is both a Derse and Prospit dreamer, so half the time he is honest with himself and the other half he's not. Part of his whole bi-polar thing. He's either really angry or really depressed, right? I can't quite remember.
Nepeta...what? At first I thought she would throw a wrench in my theory, but... her whole Karkat thing, does she really feel that? I'm not sure, she always seems so genuine. Or is she not being true to her blood color? She doesn't follow the hemo-heirarchy. So, i guess, you decide there.
JESSICA
Ok, i think i will throw something else in that too, lol
Her ancestor was head-over-heels for the Sufferer, wasn't she basically his Mary of Magdellan? Or whoever it was Jesus spoke to after he came back from the DEAD! (sorry, had to be overdramatic) So, i dunno. Now you decide, lol
Feferi... I guess the only thing that would be dishonest about her is that she doesn't do what her blood dictates either, i have no idea though with her
Did she ever want to be the Condesce?so?
I just don't know about her though
I, btw, don't want to approach Equius with a ten yard stick. just saying. Hell i don't think i would even want to be in the same room with him; he would smell sooooo bad!
KALYN
Okay lemme try to sort it out. Adorabloodthirsty: Karkat, Terezi, Vriska, Tavros, Gamzee, Kanaya. Blue: Aradia, Sollux, Nepeta, Equius, Eridan, Feferi. One thing I can think of is that everyone on the blue team has speech quirks that actually define them (or in some cases, that they hide behind). For Sollux and Aradia, they both had quirks that changed after they went through an enormous transformation, but the common one was the h0ll0w speech of the d00med 0_0. Nepeta uses her roleplaying as a front and hides behind a character. Equius has his 100% signs and horse puns and Eridan and Feferi have really annoying water quirks and fish puns. The last three have all been accused of hiding behind these quirks or using them to divert conversation or also of finding excuses to use those quirks. Not to mean that Vriska or Gamzee haven't also had their quirks commented on, but I think you could say that some of the characters are putting up a front in this sense with their quirks, kind of like how Rose and Dave always had a front when they were speaking to each other (they hid behind irony and sarcasm) and Jane and Jake seem to have this front of odd retro slang. I don't think it's a split between Prospit and Derse dreamers (the ones I think have this front are Nepeta, Equius, Vriska, Eridan, Feferi, and Terezi. They beat around the bush, I guess you could say.) The others are more straightforward-John, Jade, and the rest of the trolls. Jane and Jake could both be Prospit dreamers (did we see any clues in the new flash? I don't remember. Wanna say Prospit though.) and still have this sort of beating-around-the-bush type of front that appreciates lingual style rather than using words as purely a medium for a message. IDK, I'm getting kind of abstract here. It's a really abstract conversation. See if you can dissect it.
So Morgan and I just discussed all the fucking trolls and decided that they are all genuine/ungenuine in some way, which basically just means that they are all multi-dimensional characters and more complex than we can categorize.
The humans are easier to separate though, there being only four of them (at a time...)
JESSICA
Oh, damn, I thought they were all flat characters and had only characteristic.
What I was doing, honestly, was trying to figure out why they were split the way they were. I just noticed with the kids that Dave and Rose (the ones putting up a front) were Derseans, while John and Jade were very honest about myselves
I was just wondering if there was anyway to validate that with the trolls as well. And you're sure they're not flat? ;P
JESSICA
Anyway, I watched the flash again, I didn't notice it showing anyone in their dream outfits other than Cal. Maybe that was what you thought you saw? I don't know. Also, I would like to add that maybe the "old timey" speak is actually how they talk. I don't know, but LE did something to their past, so maybe whatever it did affected how they speak? I doubt it given they have all the same pop culture things (aside from Betty Crocker being a huge driving force), but still, that is a possibility..
JESSICA
Also, I was thinking when I saw the Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff the Moive ad, that maybe this is what happens when Dave is a guardian, lol. We'll see how he looks all growed up though, probably not a whole lot different. lol. Bump, bump, bump... yeah, i guess I really don't have a whole lot to say. I just felt like I should mention these things *shrug* I await your reply
KALYN
"We'll see how he looks all growed up though...Bump, bump, bump..." Um...what?
JESSICA
...
i
hve no excuse for that
*have
what the fuck?
KALYN
Apparently the Crocker corp (my new name) is trying to take over everything, which Jane fully supports and looks forward to doing after she inherits the company. Also I think there's a picture of John inside her chest. He has a mustache. LAWL.
THERE ARE U'S NOW? WHY ARE THERE U'S?
GCAT
Those are the letters we use! YOU CAN'T USE U'S!
Anyway, I assume uranianUmbra is...either Mom or a troll, possibly. Hmmm...
talks a lot like Rose did, so it could very well be Mom. (also the double letter username leads me to believe it's a female.) If it is Mom, then that whole "BFFZ 4EVR" would very likely have been facetious.
"legendary octet of mUtUal progenitoriety will come together and heal a great breach in paradox space." So...eight friends. Or eight people anyway. Wonder who they are? Is it this four and our original four?
"a day delivered throUgh eighty billion years and foUr distinct Universal instances worth of Unfathomable tUrbUlence." Alright. the four separate universes of trolls/humans...I'm betting 80 billion years is the combined lives of all of them.
"and while the emerald eye of this storm is fixed in the abyss forever" So either the Green Sun (most likely) or like...it and everything related to it, and the horrible paradox of all these universes.
so whoever UU is, they are the all-knowing member of this foursome, like Jade was. (That is, if they're even part of the foursome.)
KALYN
It's not Mom. Because "UU: have yoU corresponded with yoUr first designated co-player yet?
GG: No, I haven't seen her online yet today.
GG: I'm really hoping Lalonde won't flake out on me this time. Have you heard from her?"
KALYN
I also don't think it's Strider, because UU mentions "the rest of yoU"
and UU usually means female
I wonder if it's not Crocker/the Condesce we're talking to. Or something like that.
Okay paraphrasing what I think must be noted since I couldn't just keep switching over with Morgan reading with me. It's a troll. It's a girl. Grey text? Doesn't mean much to me. Could it be one of the ancestors of the trolls?
Whoever it is is very kind and stuff, and she reminds me of Feferi actually, personality-wise. 'Cept Fef was a Derse dreamer, and so I assume it would be the same for her AUAncestral counterpart, since it seems the guardians/kids for these two universes share their dream planets.
Course, since the Alternate Alternia was a peaceful civilization, it could potentially be any of the ancestors after their own session (or about to play it, but in a different time...hard to explain, but I hope you just got that.)
KALYN
Anyway, I'm assuming whoever it is, she's an ancestor from the original SGRUB session, since 1) we haven't met her before and 2) she apparently somehow could correspond with Jane during her own session and they compared notes. We know she's a troll. We know she played SGRUB. She's not anyone we have met before. Therefore she must be an ancestor, but in the universe pre-scratch, so she wasn't an ancestor to begin with. So. Okay, she's not technically an "ancestor from the original SGRUB session" because that would be the trolls we already know. She's a player from the original SGRUB session.
KALYN
Apparently DNA coding uses GCAT but RNA coding uses UCAG, so I guess that U is acceptable now. But there better not be any UT/TU combinations! DX
JESSICA
Ok, so, this UU person is a troll, remember the little Hermes insignia (the medical society's insignia), was over the troll typing, plus she (how i am referring to "her" for now) is talking about playing a game at the same time and she is from a totally different universe
KALYN
Noted!
JESSICA
so this UU person is not a human, i don't know why you thought it was Mom
KALYN
-_- it was early on in the conversation.
I comment as I read.
JESSICA
I comment as I read too! lol
um, um, um
so most of what you just said after you came to the realization that Uu is in fact a troll, lol
um, so, Mom and Bro have not been altered, but Nana and Grandpa have been
or Poppop? lol
I also think it is interesting that the original kids were famous, or at least Dave and John seem to be
Dave with Hella Jeff and then John was on FRICKIN' NIGHT COURT MAN! Night court!
Then, Rose seems to have been doing experiments with cats. Was Mom? I know she found Mutie in the lab, but I can't remember the exact circumstances, was it when she tried to bring Jasper back?
I just don't know about Jade, we haven't really seen much from her
Although Jake's room is being taken over by plants
lol, just thought of this, but UU is using grey text like Karkat so what if 'she" is the Sufferer? lololololol
KALYN
Jane going through books. She has a detective horse book. "Hell. Fucking. Yes. -DS" is written on it. Dave Strider?
I wouldn't be surprised if he was a Brony. Actually, it would make sense if it was Bro, because we seem to be being consistent with letters for first names between paradox children. He's totally a Brony I'm sure.
Dane.
I bet it's Dane.
LOL Morgan said "Dark."
Dale!
Dick?
Dann? With two N's?
Donn? Dawn? (more of a girls name)
oh shit she totally is being brainwashed.
LOL tiara top has the sign of the Condesce. More evidence to prove a solid already-proven theory.
And we're about to meet Lalonde. Wonder what her name's gonna be! Ruby? Rave? Rain? Rach(el)? Renn? Babynames has a lot of possible choices that I don't feel like listing.
Rome? Rina? Reia? Roni? Rory? Ruth? I bet it's Ruth. Or Rain.
ROXY!
Dale, Dann, Dana, Dane, Deon, Deva, Demi, Deus, Duke, Duel, Dung, Doug, Drew, Dude, Duer, Duka, Dumi, Duff, Dunn, Dard, Dash, Dare, Devo, Dima, Dewi, Dezi, Diem, Dian, Dick, Dinh, Dusk, Dwyn, Dyre, Dean, Deka, Davu, Dell, Dino, Dion, Diya, Dong, Dior, Dirk. Legit all the 4-letter boy D-names on Babynames. Most likely candidates (to me) are Deus, Duke, Dude, and the more normal-sounding ones like Dale, Dane, Drew, Dick...
KALYN
Anyway. The letters R and D no longer look like actual letters with sounds to me, and suddenly I wonder how literacy became possible. I have to get off now though!
JESSICA
You know, I was going to mention how the tiaratop has the pisces symbol on it earlier...probably should have...
also, i would like to mention that the tiara top is reminiscent to what the great psiioniic wore while he was controlling the Condesce's ship, just saying
Roxy could work, lol, i guess it just depends on how you take Roxy. Is Roxy the girl that says BFFS 4EVRS (or whatever) or is she a hard knox sorta gal?
Dawn=Girl's name, no questions asked
KALYN
Huh. That's weird. Lalonde's online name is TG. It's not a double letter. We're starting to strayyyyyyy!
Her spelling/grammar suck.
So I think they both like Jake. Jane does apparently, but Lalonde (haven't yet learned her name where I am) is also into him, but in a more casual way (if that makes sense).
or maybe it's that they're siblings, so it's like a don't date your best friend's brother thing? but IDK if Jane knows they're close to siblings.
lol she's a drunk like Mom was. Things say the same...
She also has that passive-aggressive complex thing
I like Lalonde's theory about the "Batterwitch" because for some reason she totally reminds me of Dave.
KALYN
Oh and Lalonde called Jane naive for thinking she could hit on Strider. So. Why is she naive when Lalonde wants to hit on people, but she sees Jake as the only option? Or actually Jane's Dad is another option, but still. If Strider seems more available, but to Lalonde he clearly isn't, then does that mean he's...hm. We'll see. I don't want to jump into anything if it's just self-indulgence. I would feel retarded if it wasn't true and I thought it was.
You know what? I kinda like Lalonde.
You know what? I'm just gonna put up this possible theory as to Strider's traits. (I made an eloquent argument in a chat with Emily, so I'll just post it here.)
KALYN
I think Strider might be gay, judging from just Jane and Lalonde's conversation
Only because of one thing they said
Lalonde likes to hit on pretty much everyone she can, Jake and Dad being the two she mentioned, but Jane's relationship (or want for one?) with each of them makes them off limits to Lalonde.
KALYN
When Jane says that Lalonde should hit on Strider instead since he's available and they seem "perfect for each other" Lalonde just calls her naive.
If Lalonde is willing to hit on anyone, yet she sees Strider as unavailable, then I think this conclusion makes sense.
There! Copy/pasted!
So we have GT for John and Jake, GG for Jade and Jane, but TG is for Dave and Lalonde. Is Strider gonna be the other TT?
Which could also go to obscurely support some theory about why Lalonde will not hit on Strider.
Watch the name be something weird like "transgenderedTimelord" or something like that.
t?T?ied
This is what MSPAWiki had for his screen name. Dunno where exactly it's from (my guess is it was partly hidden on one of the panels showing Jane's computer) but yeah mine doesn't exactly fit that. lol
KALYN
Yep. /?s=6&p=006035
KALYN
Also I didn't notice all the subliminal messaging on this page before, but I probably should have.
OH! OH! OH! on UU's wiki page, it says she's suspected to be the "legendary 13th troll"! Which totally explains her symbol, since it's two snakes and I'm pretty sure the new 13th sign is a snake!
I HAVE TO GO!
JESSICA
Ok, first thing I saw when I opened this page "I think Strider might be gay." So... I have no idea where you got Strider being gay from... At all. I'm going to look at it again, but, they talked about them once, and Jane said Lalonde and Strider were perfect for each other
lol, so I was thinking about how Lalonde said that Dad was super good looking, and I laughed like "Oh my God, this chick is so super drunk" and "Wow, that is creepy, he is definitely old enough to be her dad" and then it hit me "Duh! They got together in the original universe!" So, yeah, that was my little bit there, lol, I haven't even read your stuff yet because I want to see where you got the Strider being gay thing
JESSICA
was it the part where Lalonde was like "So naive" (lol, only more typo-y)
btw, i would totally sound like Lalonde if i didn't use the backspace button
it's ridiculous
that button is made for people like me!
JESSICA
Ok, so, you're theory could be correct, given his creepy affinity for smuppets with dick like probiscouses...
maybe...
probably... *glares*
anyway, the only reason I would argue it is because Lalonde seems to have really good intuition, despite her drunken stupor, that isn't so "stuporish"
but yeah, she thought the game meant the end of the world was coming, so maybe she feels there is a reason why she and Strider can't be together?
like it would be this super weird incestuous paradoxical mess?
i dunno, she just seems to have good intuition
lol, i also think it is funny that she thinks her mom keeps stocking the wine cellar for her, lol. Rose doesn't like drinking at all, and she would do something passive agressive, but is drinking the alcohol also a passive agressive ploy? i don't think it is
maybe Rose thinks her "daughter" is throwing out the alcohol to spite her? so she buys some more? it's not really a whole "one-up" manship it was in Rose's eyes
JESSICA
okey dokey, read what you said, and i'm happy i knew what you meant without even reading what you meant, so i guess that gives your theory some plausibility?
so, we have three options here
1) Strider is gay
2) Strider and Lalonde are actually super BFFS 4EVAR (my theory along with the next one)
3) Lalonde has killer intuition
Those are my theories on why she can't/won't flirt with him
because if they are BFFS 4EVAR (you know, along with Jane)
then he would almost be like a brother to her (which he is)
but i still think she has killer intuition
we shall see
but your idea that the double letters suggest sexuality (at the very least) i find is credible
KALYN
Yeah that intuition thing makes total sense too. But at the same time, she still supports Jane and Jake (to some extent...I think) so it might not be that. It could be a number of things though. Jane might not like Lalonde hitting on Jake because he's her brother? Or because she likes him. Either way, Lalonde considers him off-limits because of Jane's feelings on the matter.
JESSICA
or, Jane and Jake are BFFS 4EVAR as well, and i dunno
THEY'RE ALL BFFS 4EVAR!
ok, more homestuck, but not much has really happened, other than hilarious disguises and a mustache i think you would appreciate (kalyn especially, since I can't trust morgan to get onto her own account XD)
KALYN
Oh, I definitely appreciate that mustache. XD
JESSICA
lol
KALYN
cool story: Jake's bedsheets have the lusi on them.
"And movies that have skulls in them? Oh my god. So wonderful." I like him!
Yeah so far we're just talking about the bunny and his collaboration with Jade (he thinks it's the Jade from this universe though, but there's no reason for him not to. Somehow the machine he's using is doing more than he thinks, which is transportalizing the bunny through time. It's also transcending universes. Somehow...)
KALYN
And there's a bit of a cliffhanger about something in his sylladex. So I guess we'll see what that is in the next update. Or maybe much later.
KALYN
Apparently later.
"It's just another quirky fact about you that definitely doesn't have any greater significance, and never will." I'll be annoyed if it does.
JESSICA
"there's something about a girl who has spidery powers and a sassy attitude that is just so cool to you" lol, makes me think of Vriska XD probably because of the spider thing, and that's probably pretty much it, but still, lol
KALYN
K so it was UU who did the arm-twisting to get Jake to make the bunny.
She seems quite enamored with him.
And all of his computers when he wears them make him look like a Lord English cosplayer.
KALYN
And it seems that GrandmaJade's company that created them (which means Lord English was probably involved with it, especially since Jake's name is English...) is in competition with Crocker, which puts English and Betty Crocker in competition for being the villain, I think, maybe. Which is weird. But whatever their deal was, Crocker won over English.
I can't really say what this means exactly for the B1 universe villains though and their relationship/interactions. (B1 referring to UU's explanation of the situation to Jake.)
Weirdest thing.
So lately my computer screen will every once in a while flicker, like the entire screen, and I keep expecting evil subliminal messaging. "OBEY. SLEEP. CONSUME."
KALYN
Oh my god I fucking knew it!
Why is everyone in love with Jake?
STRIDER IS SO FLAMIING. At least from the (admittedly early) point in their conversation where I am.
Or maybe he's being totally ironic.
Which would still make me kind of half right!
Since they're on the same tangent.
Either way, I read "nakedly as possible" and was very pleased.
No it seems as though he's serious about it...
Huh. Well AWESOME! :DDD
JESSICA
YOU HAD ME "State your business, Jake" *swoon*
*at
You had me at ... yeah, you got that...
JESSICA
lol, yeah, it seems as though your theory is correct. Bro-puns, EVERYWHERE! That seems to be DS (another hint at his name) is all about Bro-puns XD
But, seriously, I like this guy
I dunno though, i think part of the reason why I think DS could (and most likely is) be gay, is most likely (suddenly that word looks very incorrect...) because of the Brobot and his tender ways while wrasslin' with Jake
that was a beautifully formulated sentence
also, btw, i'm pretty sure it is official that the Condesce works for Lord English. I'm pretty sure that was on the tumblr site. Where Doc Scratch (holy fuck DS :O) employed Aradia's ancestor and used Vriska and Rose, LE uses the Condesce
I...It just... Dave Strider, Doc Scratch, and now D Strider, DUDE!
lol, now i feel a little silly, BUT STILL!
I should not reply at 12:14 and with freezing hands. I can only type so much with so much accuracy, so it's all a strange garble of half coherent thoughts made even more incoherent from rebellious fingers
JESSICA
forgot to mention this, but I thought it was interesting that Bro's color is the same as Davesprite, and that Bro also has a separate entity from himself that is basically the same, but still different. You know? yeah
KALYN
DS also all have a connection to Cal! and yeah, that's a pretty interesting observation and I had a reason I got on here that has something to do with Jane...
oh yeah, Stuffed!John's arm got ripped off and stuff. Oh and that book he's holding is probably from the other universe, at least it seems to be since UU told Jane that her own handwriting is in it.
Jake's dream self is dead. Dunno how it happened, but he didn't even get a chance to wake up and they haven't started playing the game yet. Um. So yeah. Might affect their SBURB experiences...
and Jake lives in a jungle. awesome.
We know where Jade's pumpkins have been disappearing to...
From the original universe. Question answered!
welp I'm caught up now!
JESSICA
IT'S CRABDAD!
more missing arms
The heros of Hope seem to have some issues, huh...
first Eridan and now Jake
either way, in both of their sessions, hope seems to have been lost
KALYN
so that update was pretty much the best. Brobot looks so badass, all the other kids' feelings for Jake have been further confirmed (and he is aware of it and deliciously awkward about it) and this is just awesome in every way. Also it's interesting to me how Lalonde seems to know shit about Trollian culture, however it might not just be her, since Jake is the one isolated on an island or something like that. Since the Condesce is seriously involved on earth (as Crocker with Crocker Corp which has its talons in everything) then it wouldn't surprise me if she had a trolly influence on human culture. Might also explain why lusi are on the island, maybe.
KALYN
What the hell does Jane have that weird robot creature in Poppop for? Like I thought him losing his arm would follow that one-arm/one-eye motif, but apparently not since he doesn't get a head.
JESSICA
I think the rabbit is pretty much left to his own devices. Since she said that he might mind his manners (but he might not )
but, yeah, same here with the poppop thing, what else? Brobot does look sicknasty, I really like how Jake likes the Tinkerbulls! I also didn't know that "crabdad" was the official term for Karkat's lusus, but now that I think about it, it kind of makes sense. Which means he's a cross between a crab and a crawdad... yeah... and it's not a cute little pet name... because he's... Karkat's lusus, and he resembles a crab. you know, crab-dad...
JESSICA
yeah...
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JESSICA
Poppop does have the eye thing!
KALYN
Oh shit, yes he does! And good to actually meet real Strider now. D'you think he's as..uh..flaming as his autoresponder?
(by the way, I've searched some fanart for Jake/Strider, and I've found a couple Jake/AutoResponder pics...haha)
JESSICA
TT: I will be the unseen hand whose nimble digits are behind every subtle twitch in our session's bulbous foam ass.
TT: At least those gyrations not happening by the volition of its own quivering absorbant proboscis.
TT: If you ever need help, Jane. If you're ever in any trouble at all, let me know. Just say the word.
TT: I'll whip the toggle stick of this ludicrous marionette, cavorting its humongous bottom to intercept your freefall through the abyss.
TT: Snowcone you up in the fluffy crook of its cleft. Don't be alarmed if you're in no hurry to unpry yourself.
TT: For the great jut of this impudent rump has more yield to your touch than you ever dreamt. Remember to catch your breath as it cherishes the imprint of your hand like a memento from a lover gone to war.
TT: There's a lot of give to that ass, you may say.
TT: Might like to settle in. Make myself comfortable. Start a family.
TT: Bounce a coin off that ass, you'll demand of visitors. It's not going anywhere.
TT: Bet that coin'll take a good nap there.
TT: It's a gamble you win every goddamn time.
TT: Yeah.
JESSICA
uuuuhhhhhh
JESSICA
anyway, Jake/AutoResponder...
Jake with orange Strider glasses on?
KALYN
notice how Bro is surrounded by white birds whereas Dave was associated with black birds?
JESSICA
lol, all i saw were birds, they were a little distracting XD but yeah, you're right
JESSICA
actually, i did notice they were gulls, or that's what they made me think of
anyway, reading this last update, i have learned that Dad is always the same
wow, that sentence made little sense with the part i omitted (because the part i omitted didn't make much sense either) so, here is the revised version of the previous statement "Silly, John/Jane's Dad! Pulling those old antics? You are a welcome consistency. Glad to know that despite everything that has happened and changed in the world, you have not "
KALYN
Bahahahahaha Hussiebot. I'm surprised at how quickly the acts are going, but it's probably in the same format as most of the story has been so it's all act 6 act 1 and act 6 act 2... yeah, that makes sense.
(unrelated amusing tangent ahead)
KALYN
It involved Super Junior fanfiction. Nuff said.
JESSICA
roflmao!
KALYN
XD
JESSICA
that's just...
XD
KALYN
It was really bad.
JESSICA
I believe it
KALYN
Like...it was painful reading it, but since I had already started it was like watching a trainwreck, you just couldn't stop.
JESSICA
hahahahahahahaha
well, I could have XD
KALYN
haha, I'm sure. If it was just me, I probably would have, but I had already sparked the interest of everyone else in the room (we read fanfiction together a lot) and they wanted to hear it, and since I started for them I had to finish it.
For...novelty I guess.
JESSICA
hahahaha
guh, christmas super junior fan fiction?
KALYN
Yep.
5 short kink fics.
The warnings for each one included "inappropriate use of objects"
JESSICA
That just seems to be like they want to stomp all over the innocene of christmas
maybe their christmases really sucked
KALYN
something like that.
JESSICA
like, maybe they found a dead puppy in a present box because mom and dad set it out too early...
KALYN
I didn't understand ANY of the comments on it. They were all along the lines of "I just came all over the floor to your beautiful literature skills."
JESSICA
i think i would want to stomp all over it too
probably piss on it some as well
KALYN
(paraphrased)
JESSICA
*disgusted dismay*
i really hope they were trolls...
and not the good kind
KALYN
...knowing some of the people who frequent sites like this (like, fucking cult site niches for creepy ass kink celebrity fanfiction weaboos with asian and kink fetishes who also rape imaginary people) they probably weren't.
JESSICA
Can't people have innocent fetishes? Like ... twinkies?
KALYN
Nothing is innocent with this person. Those twinkies would just be shoved up poor Eunhyuk's ass along with the rest of the things.
JESSICA
...
i don't think that would be very satisfying, would it? although given my question and that i defined twinkie as a fetish, i guess it would be...
KALYN
Probably expired twinkies.
JESSICA
i was thinking more frozen...
or baked
/dehydrated
KALYN
that works too, rofl
frozen's probably better, because it can start to melt and that offers some lubrication.'
JESSICA
yeah
KALYN
These are the important questions we need to be asking ourselves.
JESSICA
i would think baked or dehydrated would just chafe...
XD
actually, i was about to change the subject XD
KALYN
best conversation ever. This is going up with the pointless homestuck conversations too.
JESSICA
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
anyway, i was seriously going to change the subject, to homestuck
(and those are two different clauses, so back off bitch!)
KALYN
...okay...0_0
JESSICA
anyway, do you remember when you thought that the elder god things were in cahoots with LE?
KALYN
perhaps? I'm sure I pondered the possibility?
JESSICA
you did, but then i was like "No! They 'fraid of LE because they are the squiggles and he's Captain Plumbthroat!"
JESSICA
anyway, i have a theory on why they did what they did
KALYN
right right
shoot! It's been a while since we've theorized.
JESSICA
LE was always going to come about, right? I KNOW!
it was no fault of any of the kids, right?
If that is the case, then and the elder abominations or whatever want to stop him
so they are making it so all the kids have as fighting a chance as they can
KALYN
all right I see that
JESSICA
that's my theory anyway, as beautifully elequated as it is
KALYN
Yeah, I think that was what was being perpetuated, more or less.
But my idea about them being in cahoots came from...the fact that they created the green sun instead of destroying it with that suicide mission, I think.
JESSICA
Yeah, that's true
OH GOD! OHGODOHGODOHGOD! I BLAME YOU FOR THIS!
REading homestuck
KALYN
...what?
JESSICA
and John was like "Witch powers make things huge?"
GAH! GUTTER!
Your fault! For the whole conversation we had before
*cough* all though sadly i wouldn't have been surprised if i thought of it anyway .
KALYN
I didn't even think that while reading it!
JESSICA
:'(
KALYN
Although, I wonder how far into the gutter you could've gone with that one.
What exactly were you thinking when you read it?
JESSICA
well, the possibilities are endless, apparently
KALYN
Just...making things huge?
JESSICA
it was fairly innocent, comparatively, but the problem was that my brain rebelled and decided that then was the one time it decided to actually picture it
KALYN
Are we making dicks huge?
JESSICA
yes
KALYN
Or are we making things huge and shoving them up Eunhyuk's ass?
JESSICA
but, what i said before
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
no, it was John and Jade though, which, i am all for banning incest
(that time the comma was unnecassary and deserves to be shot)
KALYN
...so you pictured witch powers making John's dick huge and then Jade jumping on it with an orifice?
JESSICA
hahahaha thank you for making this amusing
i am really enjoying these updates, John and Jade just saw Hussiebot
KALYN
yeah I saw it haha
I like Hussiebot
JESSICA
same, i wonder what AH is doing?
KALYN
Chillin in the other universe I guess
But he's god tier now, so he'll live
JESSICA
true
i didn't think he wouldn't live, i was just curious as to what he was doing
ok, i'm gonna take a shower and then call it a night
good night!
KALYN
nite!