I fixed a couple links, since they're somewhat relevant to homestuck, if only just barely.
MORGAN
holy shit guys, i check my messages and there are 244 just on this conversation?
JESSICA
hahahaha
MORGAN
ok, now that I'm all caught up
dirk totally pwns at life
JESSICA
oh? explain, lol
MORGAN
just the update today
it's only a few pages, and it moves quickly, but some major pwnage ensues
JESSICA
oh, ok, when he's in Derse? I saw that last night. yes, he pwns all
MORGAN
yep
also, pineapple fanta is pretty damn good
JESSICA
really? i'll have to look into that then
MORGAN
hey, do you guys do mycokerewards?
JESSICA
don't drink coke products enough
MORGAN
well, if you ever do get your hands on any coke products, and you find the codes, would you mind sending them to me?
JESSICA
nope, wouldn't mind at all
MORGAN
(includes fanta, powerade, minutemaid, sprite, dasani, bargs, pibb, FRESCA, mellow yellow, nestea, and seagrams ginger ale)
IF ANY OF THESE PRODUCTS ARE IN YOUR HOUSE I WANT DEM CODEZ!
*cough* fresca and nestea? *cough*
JESSICA
nope
MORGAN
bummer
JESSICA
sorry
MORGAN
you guys drink lipton dont you?
JESSICA
not often
JESSICA
usually snapple
MORGAN
ooooohhhhhh
snapple
JESSICA
yup
MORGAN
yeah, that shits delicious
JESSICA
lol, it is quite delectable for shit
MORGAN
anything else that i listed though?
perchance?
im just on a cokerewards rampage basically
JESSICA
lol, ifwe did, i would tell you XD
MORGAN
like, i went through our recycling bin just for caps
JESSICA
nice
MORGAN
and now i have 21 points from just today
there are these headphones that we wanna save up for
JESSICA
yet again, i would help, but i can't!
although, i suppose emiily should see this...
MORGAN
yeah is coo
eating giant woopie pie... whoopie? whoopy?
one of those
JESSICA
yeah, they are yummy ^^
EMILY
I SAW
but we don't get any of those
just diet pepsi cans
and dasani sucks
JESSICA
true dat
EMILY
hahaha
been watching hgtv all day
and now i really want my own house
JESSICA
lol, yeah
EMILY
also wanna clean my room, but my workout yesterday has been showing it's effects today and i don't feel like moving
JESSICA
lol
KALYN
OH MY GOD DIRK IS SUCH A BOSS
EMILY
boo ya!
EMILY
:)
KALYN
:D
EMILY
:O
hey...
JESSICA
I have a question for you three. Over the summer we're going to be gone for a few weeks (as you should know by now ) and we'll need someone to watch the pets. There should be a time over Memorial's Day (?) and July 14-July 21 that we need people to house sit/pet sit. I'll give you a better idea on the first dates. But if any of you would like to partake in these festivities that are watching buddy, skye, topaz, cloud and soot, kindly let me know! the sooner the better!
EMILY
if i don't have anything going on then i'll do it
but i don't know yet
MORGAN
we most likely wont have anything, so i guess just keep reminding us so that we don't make plans
EMILY
WE CAN ALL DO IT!
KALYN
S'long as our cousin isn't bullshitting us with the St. Louis concert thing, we might have to leave a bit early (20th maybe? IDK) but there's like a 60% chance that she is, so it should be just fine.
JESSICA
yeah, i can be pretty bad about reminding people ^^' although i don't know if our second choice will be willing to, lol. apparently cloud tried to bite her? which is a little out of character for him. *cough* only a little .
KALYN
hahahahahaha lol naw I'd love to do it, but it's rather far away and stuff but yeah. Shouldn't really be a problem.
JESSICA
lol, the only one who should be complaining about distance is emily
KALYN
pshaw I meant in the future!
JESSICA
what? like when you're in Boston
KALYN
whut
JESSICA
"i meant in the future" it will be far away and stuff...i was making a joke... *hides in shame*
KALYN
uhhhh I think you overshot the calculations
JESSICA
o_O
kindly explain, since i am lost and sleep deprived
my cognitive skills are not up to par
KALYN
I think late July is far enough away from early February for me to call it far away and stuff.
JESSICA
oooooooooooh, you meant tiiiiiime
ok, i was thinking distance
KALYN
yes hahahahahaha
"I meant in the future"
far away in the future...
JESSICA
see, still took that as it would be something to consider in the future, lololol
KALYN
Dude okay so one of my tumblr posts fucking BLEW UP
JESSICA
oh! btw, I really like your TOP macros
?
KALYN
like (Thanks!)
JESSICA
(you're welcome )
KALYN
like it had a lot of notes for a macro to begin with, but now suddenly everyone is reblogging and responding to it and it has more notes than your AVERAGE macro and it just keeps going! I mean usually these things just die out after a few days, but damn!
50 notes!
JESSICA
wow!
KALYN
I had 9 just within the past few minutes where people were reblogging and responding!
JESSICA
lol, i was tickled when my "equius is creepy" post was reblogged once XD
wow!
KALYN
It's the Will/Jazz=TOP/GD comparison
(I just watched that lawl)
JESSICA
oh, haha
i liked that one
almost reblogged it
i don't know if i've reblogged much of your stuff
KALYN
I mean I've often thought they were comparable but I never realized it could have this much of a response...
IDK either, I know you liked one of the recent ones. "Let There Be Light." Made me feel all warm and tingly inside.
JESSICA
OHMYGODI'VEGOTANOTHERFOLLOWER!
haha
although, i think my new follower will be very disappointed XD
KALYN
lawl
well I noticed some of your posts and shit and thought many were relevant
Also Emily's West Boro Sassy Gay Friend thing was funny
JESSICA
i know!
relevant to what, exactly?
homestuck?
KALYN
my interests
JESSICA
/superstuck?
KALYN
Even just the "Now Jjong, My Jjong, my supertall; shorty help the meager"
JESSICA
hahahaha
KALYN
little things like that could make my day
JESSICA
glad i can be there
KALYN
(52 notes)
JESSICA
via a somewhat anonymous site (holy crap!)
(or: hopy shit!)
KALYN
hhahaahahahaha
53*
JESSICA
that is so awesome!
it's approaching memedom
ok, maybe not really, but, lol
KALYN
uhhh I mean 56... hahaha
seriously, it's climbing as we speak
JESSICA
that is so amazing!
KALYN
it's pretty awesome.
I'm glad I could come up with something like this! Shit...
I feel successful!
JESSICA
you should!
lol, your making my successful feeling seem inadequate
KALYN
This is all I've ever wanted! Internet response!
-fans self-
JESSICA
hahahaha
KALYN
-prepares acceptance speech with tears-
-practices tears...-
JESSICA
hahahahaha
KALYN
60
JESSICA
hell yes!
it's just skyrocketing!
KALYN
Gonna pee and get dressed, but I'm not going anywhere k?
JESSICA
oh, lol, btw, when you said it blew up, i thought you meant it literally XD
KALYN
I'll chat as I pull on my pants or something
JESSICA
ok
too much homestuck (ok!)
http:/justhereforsuperstuck(dot)tumblr(dot)com/
JESSICA
THIS IS THE PERSON FOLLOWING ME! CHECK IT OUT, I THINK IT IS RELEVANT TO YOU INTERESTS!
ohmygod! it looks like they reblogged your unicorns! or ponies, or whatever!
ohp, nevermind?
yup, never mind...
KALYN
LOLOLOLOLOL
That's me... HAHAHAHA
JESSICA
i know!
i know!
KALYN
hahahahaha
JESSICA
I was just randomly curious to see what all she had posted, and BAM there you were!
KALYN
LAWL
JESSICA
ah! so happy for j00!
KALYN
66 nao
couple people commented on it
JESSICA
how do you comment, btw
just reblog and say something?
KALYN
Like reblog it and add your own words is what I mean
yeah
JESSICA
lol
KALYN
I want to hug all these people, seriously
67
JESSICA
:D
KALYN
I was going to stop procrastinating and do homework
SCREW HOMEWORK!
I'm watching tumblr! :DD
JESSICA
hahahaha
KALYN
68
lol
JESSICA
it just keeps rising!
dude, if you DO make it to memedom, it'll be so fucking fantastic! (alliteration gives it that oomph, doesn't it?)
KALYN
maybe it'll plateau eventually
hahahah yes
or just the word fucking
JESSICA
eh, we'll see
lol
but add the alliteration and you have a megalith of awesome!
because that makes sense
KALYN
XD
totally
69
(Is it bad that I kind of wish it would stay there?)
JESSICA
no
i was going to say the same thing XD
for whatever reason, Dave and Bro speak Japanese
or at least a little
do you think they do it ironically?
KALYN
they speak japanese?
JESSICA
"sugoi" people keep having them say that
.com/post/16536907006/downatthedeli-this-is-preciesly-how-dirk-shall
KALYN
ahhh yes
JESSICA
and this
.com/user/MasterYorgi?feature=gb_p13n_ch_rec#p/u/17/6hfaOe4lhMQ
KALYN
I think it applies more to Dirk, but yeah
JESSICA
wait, i thought dave said it in the video, but he doesn't
i know i've seen it!
KALYN
ah
welp
JESSICA
oh man, this is so funny! XD .com/user/MasterYorgi?feature=gb_p13n_ch_rec#p/u/20/7dk2ayz2hbQ
KALYN
okay before I go any further, why the fuck is Dualscar Sean Connery?
JESSICA
i don't know! just keep watching!
KALYN
I LOVE HIS FACE AT THE END
JESSICA
hahahaha
i know, right?
i love master yorgi so much ^^
KALYN
jeez please tell me you're caught up on Homestuck
JESSICA
of course!
this morning!
KALYN
(71)
JESSICA
unless he updated again
KALYN
oh god I just love the Dirk/Jake thing.
He better go through with it!
JESSICA
no kidding!
i will be very disappointed!
speaking of which: .com/watch?v=5OE-CPmDjBs
KALYN
I think he will. Because of that Deep Impact tumblr post.
JESSICA
lol, yeah
(and it was Bro both times)
KALYN
awwwwwwwwwww
JESSICA
(with the Sugoi thing)
KALYN
yeah Bro's a weeabu
JESSICA
lol
KALYN
okay I think it's begun to plateau
still awesome though XD
JESSICA
no kidding!
and it might resurface later
EMILY
Y'all talking about homestuck?
JESSICA
btw, what the fuck? .com/user/MasterYorgi?feature=gb_p13n_ch_rec#p/u/23/JUgnQdBEiz8
nope! Kalyn's macro
and homestuck lol
EMILY
Oooh
My professor just mentioned the kardashians and their store...
At 70 years old. Holy shit
KALYN
I love the random Sufferer with his long pants there
JESSICA
what?
KALYN
he was in the video
once
also that was so much more epic than Quest of the Lowbloods
JESSICA
hahahahahahah ai saw him!
no kidding
KALYN
74?
JESSICA
nice, why are you unsure, lol
KALYN
didn't feel like scrolling down...
yeah 74
JESSICA
doens't it say how many notes? or i suppose your just checking reblogs
KALYN
no it tells me
I'm counting notes
JESSICA
ok
KALYN
I don't feel like counting just reblogs...but I could.
except that would involve actual counting.
JESSICA
imma brb, i'm hungry and need to go to the *whispers* baaaaafffroooooom
haha
ok, brb
KALYN
k
hahaha that parents video was amazing
KALYN
I gotta split in a few
looks like it's gonna stay at 74. Most popular post I've made, pretty kewl. XD Gonna work on more later tonight, maybe after I actually do my shit. But whatever
Later guise!
JESSICA
lol, buy!
(hopy shit what's wrong with me x.x)
JESSICA
i am fucking psychic, i was looking back through Homestuck Therapy, and I saw that I called Spades Slick and the Snowman!
unless I read on and Kalyn tells me that I am being silly and that it was written somewhere .
MORGAN
wtf to that pizza hut taco bell thing
EMILY
huh?
JESSICA
Morgan, that was my reaction
KALYN
"Hey New Guy"...Jessica, you know that it's me you're talking to, right?
JESSICA
what?
WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING EARLIER!
now i feel silly...
JESSICA
you purposefully mislead me i even sent a link
I feel betrayed *sniff*
KALYN
no I mean...I thought I'd made this clear.
hang on...
KALYN
THIS IS THE PERSON FOLLOWING ME! CHECK IT OUT, I THINK IT IS RELEVANT TO YOU INTERESTS!
ohmygod! it looks like they reblogged your unicorns! or ponies, or whatever!
ohp, nevermind?
yup, never mind...
LOLOLOLOLOL
That's me... HAHAHAHA
i know!
i know!
KALYN
Therefore I thought you knew...
Sorry!
I even said how your tumblr posts are relevant to my interests! As an explanation for why I decided to follow you!
And Emily too.
Even though her posts aren't always quite as relevant...
(my thang is at 90 now btw. I lied about the plateau thing...)
J-Jessica?
JESSICA
oh...
i looked...
and...
i saw nothing on here...
...
*hides in corner*
KALYN
I mean I clicked on that, and I realize now what you think I meant by that, since I reblogged that very macro that's all over the fucking place but yeah...wait, what? Nothing?
(Because I can't figure out how to do shit from the ilikekpopforthemusic blog, but shit)
JESSICA
oh...
i...feel silly now...
i'm not taking down that post though!
KALYN
Please don't!
JESSICA
it stays damnit!
lol
KALYN
I feel very warm and fuzzy to have a post dedicated to me!
We can play it off as irony!
JESSICA
hahahaha
that is sort of the point of the site
did you see my description?
KALYN
Like we were both in a back-and-forth of ironic conversation where you pretend you didn't know it was me, and I pretend to...not be who that is.
No, what description?
(Like Dirk and AR, sorta)
Ah, yes
A pit of despair and wanton abuse of the internet
Hey, I remembered it all without looking! First try!
JESSICA
hahaha woo!
it's not a lot, so that helps XD
KALYN
myyyesssss
There's someone who turns MV premises into movie posters, and I'm perusing her blog
Kpop^
welp perusal over.
JESSICA
any good?
KALYN
yes quite
oh hang on
KALYN
.com/tagged/mv-to-movie
KALYN
You might at least like the Lucifer one, if for no reason other than Minho's face and the fact that Lucifer looks like it was written in nail polish.
(which is almost all there is to it, lol)
JESSICA
that's great!
KALYN
93
just sayin
JESSICA
nice!
hasn't plateaued yet! just not going at the same rate as before XD
EMILY
WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE NUMBERS FOR?
KALYN
How many notes my Will&Jazz/TOP&GD macro has
EMILY
oh
ok
i see now
JESSICA
94
ust sayin
EMILY
WOAH
KALYN
95...
98
JESSICA
ok, gtg!
KALYN
otayyy
I need to do homework and shit too, so I should probably actually do that...
KALYN
"...now we're beyond the pail.
TT: Pretty sure it's pale.
TT: Is it, now?"
KALYN
lawl
(broke a hundred)
119 now
still slowly climbing, just not nearly as quickly
JESSICA
That's cool!
I am using speech recognition! How cool is that!
EMILY
hahaha
JESSICA
Have you read the last Homestuck?
EMILY
not yet
MORGAN
maybe?
EMILY
i was gonna wait until there's more to read
JESSICA
oh...
EMILY
should i read it now?
JESSICA
well it's interesting!
EMILY
so wait, is it just me that thinks having jane enter the game first is a bad idea?
EMILY
since she is the heiress
MORGAN
hm... interesting idea
that might actually be a bad idea, but i suppose if dirk is her server player, then he's highly competent, and he could protect her.. maybe
JESSICA
why would it be a bad idea, precisely?
EMILY
yeah
JESSICA
that's not an answer...
KALYN
lol
EMILY
SORRY DIDN'T SEE YOUR THINGY
bad idea cause more people wanna kill her than any of the others
and when she gets in nobody can help defend her
JESSICA
So, Homestuck update. UU? Connected to the signless somehow.
you guys seriously need to read this, i'm dying to talk about it!
fine, i will talk about it, but know that everything will be spoiler-ish in nature
ok, so the Bard and the Prince are opposites (like the Rogue and Thief are) the prince is active while the bard is passive. So, the prince is a destroyer, which makes sense with Eridan. It's not like he was there to make people hopeful. He fulfilled his role as a destroyer of hope by destroying that egg.
JESSICA
lol, the bard description kinda makes me laugh. UU said that it is the "wildcard" almost, and they can control the fate of the entire group: they can cause the downfall or the victory of the group. So, maybe that was what AH was talking about?
UUs horns are pretty cool too, but i'm not sure whose they look like. ... i'm gonna look real quick
Ok, they look like similar to Gamzee's or Eridan's or like their horns got together and had baby horns and then those horns grew up.
...
hmmmm
but UU is female, and connected to the "sufferer" (although not when he is suffering)...i haven't a clue who UU could be then
teehee, she writes fanfiction too ^^
SPOILERS^
JESSICA
unless she is the signless...
but there is also the likelihood that if she is from the beta troll session, then they don't put as much stock in the hemospectrum? that could just be a new thing from their new Spartan existance.
JESSICA
who knows though, pure conjecture, and you guys aren't here to stop me
MORE SPOILERS^
(i don't know if this constitutes as a spoiler) UU explained the whole typing quirk thing. helps them stand out as individuals!
anyway, i got that out of my system, no go read so i don't have to sit here awkwardly waiting for you all
EMILY
so, my guess=UU is alpha session's terezi based on the "dirk is this you" hmm yes, UU does have some pimpin horns
hmmm, don't remember what else i was gonna say
MORGAN
i don't think UU is terezi... voice is waaaay different. that was just a self-referential joke on AHs part. he likes repetition.
also, I find it interesting that the bard is passive, because gamzee controlled so much of the game... yet if you think about it, he really is passive, but to his dual nature in a weird self-unaware way. Like, his crazy self just sort of takes over... like he's a slave to his self.
MORGAN
also... i wonder if UU is in fact the signless from their beta universe... wouldn't that be mind blowing... I'm going to say it's possible, because Dirk's double letters invite the possibility that a male can have that...
and kalyn speculated that it could have been the signless before, but she never brought it up... she thought so cause the text is also gray...
MORGAN
also, unrelated side note: /pin/13229392625200709/ LOOK AT THOSE PANCAKES!
JESSICA
Yeah, I had a moment of wondering earlier on as well.
Btw, i don't think that if UU was a guy, he would refer to himself as a girl, just sayin'
and she totally does
AND THOSE ARE THE CUTEST HEARTS EVAR!
MORGAN
woah, she does?
well nevermind
arent they?
(you do mean the pancakes yes?)
EMILY
i wasn't saying that i thought UU was terezi, just that she would be the alpha session's version of Terezi
KALYN
what do you mean?
like justice Terezi? Or lick people's faces Terezi? Or roleplay with plushies Terezi? Or shitty drawings-based relationship with her session's strider Terezi?
EMILY
liiiike, didn't you say...norma? was like me
KALYN
yes? oh.
That makes total sense!
EMILY
she would be the boston me
do you really get it now?
KALYN
There are people here that I think are almost like boston versions of people back home.
Like Melanie is boston Destiny!
EMILY
sure
KALYN
lol future suitemate XP
Although Norma and you have some similarities, but you're not so alike that I would call you alternate versions of each other.
You think similarly, but you don't act the same.
EMILY
i know
that's just the best example i had
KALYN
Well I think it sort of worked.
(It was the drawings-based Stridership one, wasn't it?)
EMILY
as long as you are getting what i got
uhhh
sure that made sense
do ya know what it's time for me to watch?
JESSICA
Emily, do you mean that UU is the beta version of terezi? so she wouldn't be "justice" terezi (unless, kalyn you meant that like Dirk is ... bro, horrible example)...anyway, i don't really think that's her either... hmmm, it might be time to go back to when Doc Scratch was telling the story of the beta trolls...
also, UU might not even be one of them
EMILY
GAAAAAAAHHHH
KALYN
I meant like what about her will make her the sort of beta-version of Terezi's character. Like what similarities will be drawn between them.
I settled on the drawing-based relationship with a Strider, as it was an actual similarity.
EMILY
fuck, let's just forget i ever said that
KALYN
But I like it!
It is speculated that she's the "thirteenth troll" though, which makes sense given her trollian symbol.
EMILY
i based that soley on the "dirk is this you"
KALYN
still a basis, but yeah Morgan's explanation made sense with the whole AH likes repetition thing.
EMILY
yeah
KALYN
dirtyhomestuckfantasies(dot)tumblr(dot)come
KALYN
Tell me what you think about this.
EMILY
WHAT THE FUCK?
JESSICA
the internet is full of strange people. There's really nothing more to be said, lol
"I would love to let Equius fart in my hair"
What?
"I want nothing more than to have Nepeta claw up my scrotum and pull out a testicle while I blow my load all over her face. I am a girl." Well that makes sense!
Just read them all. That's...
interesting?
Strange, strange fantasies. I will not claim to even remotely understand these people.
KALYN
I don't understand why there are so many that are like "I want to do this to that chick with my man-parts. I am a girl."
Just one is a strange amount, but more than one of those?
Also I love it when they start out with "I want nothing more than..."
Really? That's all that you need? Not like...food, or anything?
EMILY
Blahaha
JESSICA
Hahaha, man... now all i can think of is all those people being super horny simply because they posted those
Although, I have to admit, the one where they talked about sollux pinning them and having sex in class is a bit...strange...
Nope, scrath that. anything to do with Cal freaks me out
MORGAN
i feel like cal is most people's least favorite character... at least the sane people i've talked to.
JESSICA
yeah, exactly
KALYN
Hussie hasn't updated in quite a while.
JESSICA
he's not going to
KALYN
Cmon Hussie! Start husslin!
JESSICA
i believe i told you this
KALYN
no?
JESSICA
he's taking the week off
KALYN
ohhh
hm.
JESSICA
or at least, don't expect anything within the week
EMILY
HOLY SHIT
JESSICA
pay attention when i tell you things! :
KALYN
okayyyyy.
JESSICA
*:P
KALYN
You didn't tell me!
JESSICA
no, not specifically
EMILY
I REmember this
JESSICA
ask your sister, maybe she knows
KALYN
she would.
I don't feel like speaking out loud tho.
more energy than it's worth.
EMILY
ha
JESSICA
haha, TEXT HER!
KALYN
also I would have to arrange words into a sentence
and that's just tedious.
JESSICA
;)
KALYN
just tell me if you told her.
JESSICA
ok, work now! i'll talk to you in no less than fifteen minutes
EMILY
oh goodness
JESSICA
i told everyone, i think it was here
KALYN
no less?
JESSICA
anyway!
yes
damn it!
KALYN
ummmm no?
JESSICA
i'm leaving now!
KALYN
:'(
fiiiiine
EMILY
;)
KALYN
I really should get to work too
EMILY
i'm still here
KALYN
grumblegrumble
EMILY
NO
FUUUUCK
FOREVER ALOOOOONE