You know the drill. Stuff n' stuff, some analyzation, random snippets of silly conversations, things that are vaguely related to Homestuck. Broken links and broken dreams. And also needless dramatizations. Carry on!
BTW, if you like Homestuck AND Shinee, have I got a treat for you!
Also, Morgan and I (since we share a computer) often talk on each other's accounts, so half the time it says Morgan when it's me talking and vice versa.
JESSICA
"Knock, knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting coefficient of friction." "Interrupting coefficient of friction wh-" "MU!"
KALYN
k
JESSICA
aw... physics joke...
it's funny...
KALYN
I got it
JESSICA
i know, just...
KALYN
haha
…..
KALYN
Just looked over and saw I now have 69 posts on tumblr and am suddenly reluctant to post anymore.
YOU WERE JUST ONLINE AND ON SKYPE, WHY ARE YOU LEAVING
Jk, you're probably busy.
EMILY
hello
i'm not reading all that
KALYN
ok
MORGAN
i read all of it... all 132 messages. Sometimes, it's in the 200s, and I still read all of them. (*cough* Emily *cough*)
…..
KALYN
I feel like I've just improved my tumblr page 100%
by adding a classy frame on my banner
also, since someone asked for a promotional plug, my posts have gone from the wonderful number of 69 to 70.
EMILY
aw
hmmmm, do you want me to stop posting at 69?
KALYN
haha sure
EMILY
h'ok
tee hee 69
EMILY
sorry for my immaturity
KALYN
k haha
….
KALYN
okay guys we have officially seen the face of one of the beta trolls. Vriska's counterpart, actually, and she is wearing the signless charm. thoughts?
also SPOILERS just in case
JESSICA
Haven't read today's update yet, BUT all i have to say is i have this sinking feeling that Auto Responder is going to say "I'm sorry, Dave, I can't do that right now" D:
gonna read it now and get back to ya
KALYN
ok I won't be on for a while, but that's fine
JESSICA
I don't know...She's...nothing like Vriska D: *instantly dislikes her out of spite*
I will say this though, I enjoyed the fact that all those Tinkerbulls were cuddling with Jake ^^
EMILY
THAT WAS ADORABLE!
KALYN
hahaha yes
Don't hate based on looks! Of COURSE she's nothing like Vriska! Vriska was born from the Spartan war-loving beta-trollian society!
KALYN
Also, guys, I really appreciate you guys. Seriously. Just for being there and for being reasonable and understanding. And chill. And not giving a shit what people think. Seriously. I love you both so fucking much.
JESSICA
Aaaaaaaaaaaw
I feel warm and fuzzy inside ^^
i'm not shitting you or anything
i've gotta say, you guys are the best friends I think I've ever had
*is seriously getting a little teary eyed*
ANYWAY! why i came on here. Check this out
.com/user/MasterYorgi?feature=gb_p13n_ch_rec#p/a/u/1/R-l3bqR1yRs
KALYN
Bahahahahahahahaha!
"How much for that?"
…
EMILY
READ ALL OF THIS!
JESSICA
Want a cookie?
EMILY
yes
…..
KALYN
Now to brainstorm for kpop fanfiction!
:B
EMILY
yay!
when am i gonna get my fanfic?
KALYN
oh shit I still need to write that
um Taemin/Gamzee & Terezi/Jonghyun, right?
EMILY
yeah
KALYN
any other pairings you wanna throw in there, or is that good?
EMILY
up to you
KALYN
Would you like to suggest a prompt as well?
EMILY
UP TO YOU
KALYN
I think Jessica should also throw in some ideas
EMILY
h'ok
JESSICA
So, I'm pretty sure that I saw a sign that was in Korean on the way home today
KALYN
schweet
I'm playing Google translate telephone
JESSICA
now, what have you been going on about *commences to read*
...
"playing"?
KALYN
haha yes
JESSICA
anyway, i have no idea what to do for crazy ships, if that was what you guys meant by "I think Jessica should also throw in some ideas"
KALYN
or like prompts or something
JESSICA
actually...just thought of one . Minho Sollux? That would be weird
anyway, since it seems to be just Shinee members, we could definitely base it off that easily. Time travel shit would be easy and very cliche
KALYN
totes!
OKAY I'M SENDING YOU SOMETHING EPIC
JESSICA
It's not like you're taking this seriously, right?
KALYN
Google translate telephone
I took our Keep Your Head Down misheard lyrics
(since I know them by heart by now)
JESSICA
oh god
(naturally)
KALYN
put them in Google translate into Korean
then copy/pasted that Korean results
and translated it BACK into English!
And this is what I have!
KALYN
wait, would it be better if I had a document with the different lyrics side by side?
JESSICA
hmmm
probably, yeah
KALYN
okay I'll do that
JESSICA
The suspense is killing me!
*anticipation growing*
JESSICA
have you...sent it or anything?
KALYN
fuck!
does it say I did?
I'm trying to attach it!
KALYN
DX
fuck!
fucking facebook!
KALYN
here it is!
JESSICA
She licked them, because I am gay
XD
My little man whore, my god these are beautiful
KALYN
Wait until Destiny's Child randomly shows up
JESSICA
lol
ok
How to weigh whey, that one actually makes some sense XD
EMILY
50X5=
JESSICA
...
EMILY
don't feel like doing math
JESSICA
x.x
how many times does 50 go int0 100?
EMILY
450?
2
no
fuck
JESSICA
and how many fifties do you have?
EMILY
JUST TELL ME
250
?
JESSICA
(what's 5 times 5? now multiply by 10)
EMILY
BRAIN NO WORK
JESSICA
yes
no kidding
EMILY
GAH
JESSICA
it is 250, you are right
teehee, Kalyn, that was great ^^
…
EMILY
ha
i just had an english mother fucking muffin
JESSICA
I'm eating reese's pieces...They are addictive .
EMILY
your face is a reese's pieces
JESSICA
...ew...
EMILY
MUAHAHAHAHA
EMILY
SUP MOGAN! KAWYN! so, since we suck at writing scripts, ya'll are gonna help with our skits (and hopefully be help, we mean write the majority?) AND SINCE WE LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH AND SHIT, we're gonna make you join our shit
so...we need a name still...
and i'm gonna add ya'll to our google docs for the shit
KALYN
oh
okayyy
when is this being written?
(we had sushi and pasta and milkshakes)
(low-quality food, but gooood milkshakes)
write the majority? I don't even know what all it's about...
I could offer suggestions...
I still have that crack fic to write...
Should I include Key and Onew in the fic? Who should they be paired with? Or should I ignore them? Or have them but without being shipped with someone in Homestuck?
(I like Minho/Sollux, btw, ha)
JESSICA
They should be paired with someone too, should we just stick with the trolls then?
trolls and shinee?
KALYN
if you like
JESSICA
hmmm, we have 9 other trolls to choose from
EMILY
yay!
but, back to this shit=we have ideas and shit up on google docs
JESSICA
teehee, Eridan should try to get with all of them, since that is totally in character for him
EMILY
it'd be forever
*creepy face*
what were the other questions?
KALYN
I can see Eridan trying to get with all of them lawl
So...Shinee on a meteor?
EMILY
hello?
h-hello?
KALYN
What other questions?
EMILY
h-h-hello?
yours
about our shit?
JESSICA
can we work on this now it'll take less time
KALYN
Work on what?
Ah!
EMILY
your fan fic?
JESSICA
the crack fic
EMILY
I'M JUST LETTING THEM NOW SO WE DON'T FORGET TO TALK ABOUT IT
JESSICA
i'm thinking of who Onew and Key should be paired with
EMILY
WIAT
*WAIT
JESSICA
what?
EMILY
never mind
KALYN
brainstorm away!
JESSICA
guh, emily... =_=
ok
i'm going to see if the other pairs just come to me like Minho and Sollux
doesn't seem to be the case though XD
KALYN
Just sit there and hope something happens?
lol
JESSICA
mmm, that's typically how it goes
KALYN
Morgan says it would be funny if they were ALL pining for Key
JESSICA
hahahahahahahaha
KALYN
Kelsey agrees
JESSICA
yes!
see, i was thinking that Key wouldn't have one person...
which was partly why i was having trouble
KALYN
And Key rejects all of them. "Sorry I have a kid."
JESSICA
teehee
EMILY
ha
JESSICA
now Onew...
Tavros, for their shared love of chicken
KALYN
YESSSSSSSS
EMILY
tee hee
KALYN
Tavros protects chicken, and Onew eats it
EMILY
lurv it!
KALYN
Tavros will be horrified!
JESSICA
hmmm, would they be kismeses then?
KALYN
yes, because it is crack and Tavros would never in real life have a true kismesis
EMILY
hahaha
JESSICA
true
KALYN
okay so Tavros/Onew, Gamzee/Taemin (how the fuck will that work?), Terezi/Jonghyun, and Sollux/Minho. And Key/everybody/nobody/Eridan?
JESSICA
I'm excited ^^
EMILY
so excite!
JESSICA
gah, who knows how Gamzee Taemin would work!
hmmm
any ideas? lol
KALYN
MOAR BRAINSTORM
EMILY
hmmmm
JESSICA
yuuuuuus!
EMILY
they are...the craziest?
most naive?
JESSICA
are they?
Gamzee is not naive
he's just stoned most of the time
EMILY
i mean...like
...
high
JESSICA
lololol
EMILY
stoned/naive
JESSICA
high=/= naive
EMILY
if you think about it, it's slightly similar?
JESSICA
no...
not with Gamzee anyway
EMILY
yes
JESSICA
he understands what's going on
and why
EMILY
no
JESSICA
stoned=chill
EMILY
i mean, stoned person+naive person=similiar
JESSICA
not naive
still not understanding
EMILY
NAIVE=TAEMIN CAUSE HE'S THE YOUNGEST
never fucking mind
JESSICA
yes
no, gah!
KALYN
hey that could work though
Gamzee refuses to know anything about anything, while Taemin is just generally clueless
JESSICA
oh, is that what you meant?
KALYN
And maybe Gamzee coerces him into doing pot or something
Sopor*
JESSICA
yeah
EMILY
mehehehe
KALYN
It IS crack though, we're already potentially putting Tavros OOC
EMILY
ooc?
JESSICA
*snirk* i can just imagine that though
Onew eating chicken in front of Tavros
most maliciously (OOC=out of character)
*almost maliciously
EMILY
oh k
JESSICA
and then...Tavros snaps?
Sort of like Master Yorgi's "Raging Bull" XD
KALYN
YESSSSSS
JESSICA
so, how exactly will JonghyunxTerezi work?
EMILY
hmmmm
KALYN
jonghyunisthisyou
EMILY
hahaha
JESSICA
lol, well, yeah
but how would it work?
other than that
are we just making them bffls?
KALYN
He's not really a coolkid
KALYN
More like ...bling?
uhhh
Also he's short?
uhhhhh
hmmmm
They could be bffls, I don't know how to make Terezi romantic to be honest with you
How will I characterize Jonghyun
He's competitive... that could be something. Isn't Terezi pretty competitive too?
EMILY
"i think i speak for everyone when i say, i have the weirdest boner"
KALYN
true story
JESSICA
teehee
EMILY
ha
JESSICA
Vriska is more competetive than Terezi is
Terezi is kinda mischievous though, isn't she?
EMILY
si
JESSICA
hmmm, lol, the most i know about Jonghyun is from hello baby XD
he was kinda mischievous there too, wasn't he?
while
*it's been a while
KALYN
He is pretty mischievous...we could make them play small pranks and shit together
Just giving everyone else a hard time
Minho/Sollux?
EMILY
hmmm
they...both have o's?
KALYN
(I think I like the idea of Eridan pining relentlessly after Key XD)
o's...
really.
EMILY
in their name!
KALYN
uhuh.
JESSICA
why is it every time lizzy and i try to show affection towards each other, we end up wrestling? is that the only way we know how to show affection towards each other?
anyway
I haven't a CLUE! how Sollux and Minho would work
it honestly just came to me "Two names...hmmmm... Minho and Sollux." "Ok! Thanks subconscious! "
minho is sporty
sollux is a hacker nerd
and GO!
KALYN
I've begun the writing XD Keep brainstorming tho
JESSICA
d-do we get to write together? I-I like writing with you
but seriously, haven't a clue with Sollux and Minho
and Emily is giving no input
EMILY
I'M GIVING INPUT!
JESSICA
lolol
waiting for you to say that
EMILY
i'm working on our shit
our other shit
JESSICA
ah
so...i'm the only one not working on something productive?
time to change that then!
EMILY
fuck yeah
should check google docs!
JESSICA
or i can continue this totally sweet comic i had an idea for
it's just a onetime thing
super awesome though
if i can pull it off .
EMILY
h'ok
JESSICA
K-Kalyn?
she's gone...
JESSICA
aw
EMILY
…
JESSICA
(btw, checkin' out the Hernani thing)
EMILY
aaand?
you can write in black...
and do edits and shit like that in your color
JESSICA
...
i like the sea of purple
I. Love. Purple
DON'T TRY AND CHANGE ME!
You took away my purple
Give me my purple back!
EMILY
MUAHAHAHAHA
i tried to change you
...
you can change it back
JESSICA
...
anyway, do you know what Hernani is about?
EMILY
wikipedia that bitch
JESSICA
?
EMILY
h'yes?
JESSICA
(why are we still typing this here? Kalyn, Morgan, are you interested in this? lol) how's wikipedia a bitch?
EMILY
...
"would you please wikipedia the answer?"
is that better?
JESSICA
oh
...k
EMILY
h-hello?
JESSICA
yo
fed the boys
EMILY
oh
KALYN
yo
watched Hello Baby
EMILY
fun!
JESSICA
for inspirations?
+1 inspiration?
KALYN
naw, it was just new
MBLAQ
I love Joon so much right now
JESSICA
oh
well...
is MBLAQ good? i don't htink i've heard any of their stuff
KALYN
they're a bit less popular unfortunately, but I like them
JESSICA
any suggestions on a song?
KALYN
this is war is the newest single
JESSICA
ok
hmmmmm
i dunno
EMILY
found the cd
KALYN
dunno? oh you're gone. kay.
JESSICA
thorry, not gone
just distracted
KALYN
aight
I'm on googledocs now suddenly
reading your older document
JESSICA
don't know how you got there?
lol
KALYN
ah! TL;DR! it is late! I'm stopping now, but I made some suggestions.
JESSICA
ok
KALYN
working on the avatar one though XD oh yeah
feel free to join me
EMILY
there's a documentary about parking valets
JESSICA
h'ok (and i totally understand not wanting to read all of it, it's a doozy)
huh
KALYN
cool story bro
JESSICA
A cooler story no man, woman or child has ever told.
EMILY
so...how's that fic coming?
KALYN
haha I'll put it up on googledocs
that work?
EMILY
sho!
i will fucking murder everything
KALYN
I changed my mind, I'm writing it soo fucking beautifully that I want to keep up this style. It's going to be a present to both of you from me. At least until I get writer's block, because I think this is turning out hilarious.
So far.
EMILY
hahaha
KALYN
If I want to upload it for realz, I'll let you know
JESSICA
ooooook...
KALYN
I can show you what I have so far if you like!
(post excerpt)
EMILY
so excited for this you have no idea
JESSICA
...
Onew=Karkat?
KALYN
uhhh sure!
YEAH!
LEADERS!
EMILY
NO
TAVROS
KALYN
MULTIPLE INTERACTIONS, WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF HTIS
THIS*
GOD I'M SO FJCUCKING EXCITED AOINDIOSGN
JESSICA
...
what?
nooooo, I meant, Onew and Karkat are in the exact same position, based on what Kalyn just wrote
KALYN
yes
they can bond slightly over that, or at least all the other members of each party can talk about each of them behind their backs
JESSICA
haha
yes
KALYN
Mind if I post more as I make progress, or would you rather have that one teaser I gave you and have the rest when I'm finished?
JESSICA
just the teaser...might as well make the rest a surprise, give us something to look forward to
KALYN
yay! will do
I don't know if I can finish tonight at this pace, but I'll do as much as I can
JESSICA
lol, understood
KALYN
It's coming along swimmingly!
I like coming up with flavors for SHINee!
Yay Terezi!
JESSICA
lol
KALYN
want to know their flavors?
eh?
J-Jessica?
JESSICA
hmmm, orange, grape, apple, lime, lemon
in that order
KALYN
uhhh whut
fruits, nice
um
JESSICA
actually, switch the lemon for dragon fruit
KALYN
Do you want to know what I'm flavoring them? lol
JESSICA
yes
KALYN
So far what's been established is Onew is chicken, Minho is Mocha Latte, and Jonghyun is Pineapple
KALYN
Taemin will likely be banana milk (or just banana or banana pudding or something like that) and Key will be something like Strawberry Smoothie
JESSICA
oh, bahahaha, i see
nice
you /did/ mean literal flavors, right? for Terezi XD nice
KALYN
yes
She called them fruity, I thought that would be funny
JESSICA
teehee, looking forward to it
KALYN
Nao for bed! I've established the Jongezi ship. Think I'll hit Keyridan next!
JESSICA
yay
KALYN
night!
JESSICA
good night!
sleep well
JESSICA
NEW HOMESTUCK! BLAAAAAAH
All I want to say right now is that I totally empathize with Jane. If I was in her position, I would probably do the exact same thing XD
MORGAN
AH HANG ON!
EMILY
OH GOD I HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL I GET HOME AT 4!
Actually, even longer.
JESSICA
nooooooo! Emily!
EMILY
I have to job hunt!
JESSICA
yeah... me too...
EMILY
Hahaha sucks
JESSICA
Well, if we plan on moving out in the next year, cash is going to be a god send...sooo...yeah...
EMILY
Ich weiß!
MORGAN
This is so amazing.
.Amazing.
Like I think Hussie literally just was like "I'm gonna put up several possibilities, and the one that gets the most fan response will be entertained. Fuck yeah."
Also it's Kalyn right now and my crackfic is coming along quite nicely.
JESSICA
Woo! But, yeah, i thought that too. Oh, Jake. I would say he's oblivious, but they aren't actually talking to each other, it's all via text. I love Jane's expressions though
MORGAN
me too lawl
class time! and Morgan's napping
JESSICA
ok, later!
JESSICA
Why am I the owner of all those documents?
MORGAN
?
hang on
KALYN
what documents?
oh you're gone?
okay...
JESSICA
sorry, the google docs, i apparently am the owner of all the plays
(went offline, i'll let you know when I leave)
(unless this stops me from talking to you, at which point i will no longer be offline)
…
KALYN
what the fuck is bucket porn?
there are a couple here with like...nothing in them
is bucket porn a roleplay?
do you want to roleplay?
should I roleplay as bucket 2?
JESSICA
lol, emily's ideas
KALYN
I could tell
Emily! There's almost nothing in these documents!
I added some shit, but it is also almost nothing!
Yay! I finished one!
No to move on to the other!
Ah I don't feel like German.
JESSICA
You are a true master of wit, Miss Laboure
KALYN
ALL THE PRINGLE LADIES! ALL THE PRINGLE LADIES! ALL THE PRINGLE LADIES! ALL THE PRINGLE LADIES! ALL THE PRINGLE LADIES! ALL THE PRINGLE LADIES! PUT YOUR CANS UP!
JESSICA
bahahahaha
KALYN
gotta pee
back
and comfy!
so fucking comfy!
NANLINANLINANLINA!
I love this song
JESSICA
lol
it is good
KALYN
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, but I'm hard, hard
You know what, you know what, you know what, you know what, what I mean, mean
JESSICA
goo go ga ga goo goo ga ga
KALYN
whut
alright I'mma try and keep writing crackfic
JESSICA
ok!
i should get back to homework
…..
EMILY
i haven't read this shit
yet
cause spoilers
reading homestuck now
EMILY
READ IT
HAD TO DEAL WITH STUPID SHIT
BUT I READ IT ALL
KALYN
k
JESSICA
we didn't say a whole lot anyway
KALYN
ok! back to my crack fic! (now that I've filed my nails down to a manageable size and shape XD)
Feels quite refreshing actually
JESSICA
well that's good!
KALYN
would you like to hear some snippets?
like one-liners or something?
and you can be left to guess the context?
JESSICA
why not?
KALYN
"MY N4M3 IS T3R3Z1, 1F 1T 4FF3CTS YOUR D3C1S1ON," she offered.
He supposed it did.
KALYN
"I—do you mean to say…I look like a lizard?" Seriously? Reptiles? Did he not get the aquatic theme here?
They didn't call him the hyung whore for nothing.
That's all you get for now
JESSICA
lol
"I-do you mean to say...I look like a lizard?" =Eridan?
KALYN
mayyyybe...
JESSICA
I have seen through your foul plot, vile witch!
KALYN
whut?
JESSICA
it just felt right at the time .
KALYN
why am I a vile witch.
JESSICA
like i said, it felt right at the time, i was going to "foul temptress" but that really made no sense...
JESSICA
less sense than "vile witch" that is
EMILY
you foul temptress
!
KALYN
but...why am I a vile witch.
EMILY
cause you are a brilliant lover?
JESSICA
because i ... i guessed that it was eridan . and you said "maybe" and i assumed i was right, so i saw through your plot? don't take it personally, silly!
KALYN
wasn't a plot lol
I wasn't trying to fool you or anything
so your accusation is invalid
EMILY
AAAAAAHHHHHHH
JESSICA
i never said it was valid .
KALYN
But you did say it.
EMILY
hi!
JESSICA
doesn't mean it was a valid statement
KALYN
Then why did you say something invalid.
EMILY
hi!
KALYN
hello
….
MORGAN
anyway, I have a comment on that last Homestuck update, where Jake was all "maybe I could be with Dirk" etc. I wonder if AH is just teasing all of us.
and also, Jane's reaction confused me.
I mean, I know we were led to believe she liked Jake just like everybody else seems to, and then she reacted all like "what? no! I don't feel that way about you at all!"
But, and maybe I'm reading it wrong, do you think it might be possible if she just, like... chickened out? but then, when he was talking about himself leading Dirk on accidentally she was all "WHOOPS!"
so, perhaps roxy really did misunderstand Jane completely...
LAWL i just misread "situation" as "tituation" which is infinitely more hilarious
still reading today's update... i think i was right about jane...
SPOILER!1111
ALLEERRRRTTT!
MORGAN
BEEELLLLOOOOWWW!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
jane just told jake to go have some babies with dirk
LAWLING!
and jake's response to that is even more hilarious
JESSICA
Ok, Jane was definitely chickening out, Roxy didn't misunderstand anything
That's why she was berating herself
and I know! Jake and Dirk babies XD
Anyway, I totally understand where Jane is coming from here, I would probably do the same thing. She was put on the spot and she hadn't mentally prepared for it. If she had been the one to confront Jake it would have been different for her. All of the advice she gave Jake was exactly what she /should/ have done. And she knew it.
JESSICA
(berating seen here: /?s=6&p=006493 )
And here she's like 'Why the hell did I say now?" /?s=6&p=006488
…
KALYN
Also I said this before, but I think Jane/Jake are inevitable, but I also said that I think all the other kids would get their chance with Jake before that happens, just because he has all those suitors.
So this is really great.
I fucking love Jake's mindset on all of this though. XD
….
JESSICA
(btw, Hussie is hilarious ""Do you read dirty homestuck confessions?"
No.
But, full disclosure?
I am its sole author.
")
….
JESSICA
""Now that Jake and Jane are a official non-couple is Jake and Dirk going to be a couple and what will happen with Jane and Roxy?"
I couldn't quite follow your question because I was too distracted by drawing Jane and Roxy making out for the next 500 pages." Hussie's such a tease!
EMILY
hahaha that's hilarious!
MORGAN
totally. I think he might be teasing all of us with the dirk/jake possibility too...
white queen is also a bamf
MORGAN
Jessica! (kalyn) SOMEONE WHO LIKED ONE OF MY MACROS HAS THE SAME ICON AS YOU their name is shitletsbesugoi
JESSICA
lol, well, i did get it from MasterYorgi's video, she might even have the original, who knows? lol
hmmm, might have to look that up, see who did the original comic...
JESSICA
well, it's originally from .com .
but yeah! cool
EMILY
white queen truly is bamf-like
JESSICA
indeed
…..
KALYN
I think it is raining.
No wait.
No, that's just the freezer.
nm
…..
JESSICA
Oh my god, Maplehoof's adventure is so cute!
(the song that is)
…
JESSICA
Oh my god D: You know those people who get turned on by inflated stomaches and junk?
totally stumbled across one on deviantart
it was weeeeeeird
anyway, it doesn't seem like there is much to this last Homestuck update
EMILY
nope
.com/watch?v=wNa9gYlKq6s
JESSICA
Soooo, I would just like to say that I believe Roxy is going to be the group's ectobiologist. She already knows what to do with it and everything.
Also, that void thing is kind of interesting, how everything blacks out. Didn't UU say she couldn't see their session or something?
EMILY
i do say that i agree
KALYN
funny, I don't remember Rose's scarf disappearing
poor Roxy, she doesn't realize that the "tri generational" reunion isn't her resurrecting her mom, she's just meeting Rose from the other session. Which is still great, but man. Sad.
"in this universe the pony is too small for some reason" hahahahahahahaha
y tho!
MORGAN
yeah, UU can't see their session pretty much from the point roxy enters it, i believe is what was said...
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KALYN
SPOILERS ahead: so Roxy's modus makes her break bottles to get stuff out of it, which is what Rose had to do to get into the medium. little connection there. Also, we're all clear on the machine things right? the whole B1/B2 switch she didn't understand? Just wanna clarify before I try to explain something everyone already knows.
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MORGAN
so that frigglish-jaspersprite update was pretty much amazing.
…
EMILY
but uh, i got the update
i just...didn't get the flash?
MORGAN
oh?
what do you mean? like you didn't see it or you didn't understand it?
EMILY
things went too fast
MORGAN
oh it was just a recap of Jasper's experiences
EMILY
oh
JESSICA
Yeah, I think the only new part was at the very end when he was on the ship. Although it's nice to know where Nanna is XD
MORGAN
haha yeah Jade pretty much got the whole medium on that boat with them
saved all the characters from post-scratch obscurity!
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JESSICA
:P
How long has that been there? http:/s3(dot)amazonaws(dot)com/data(dot)tumblr(dot)com/tumblr_m00ui9Rfua1r5ubkfo1_1280(dot)gif?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1330393044&Signature=hLCbwJ%2Bx1fNLFfswf0TEM0Jpw%2BE%3D
MORGAN
hello dante?
I don't even know what that is...
is it significant?
JESSICA
It's on MSPA
Hussie posted it on his tumblr
MORGAN
haha yeah I see that.
JESSICA
didn't say anything about it
MORGAN
uh why?
JESSICA
I DON'T KNOW!
MORGAN
just...what's the point?
JESSICA
i'l look again
all that accompanied it waas "" NOTHING!
MORGAN
huh
ok
JESSICA
Oh god, looks like it has to do with Dante Basco
MORGAN
WHAT
JESSICA
but you'd only know that if you followed his tweets and tumblr, luckily he has some tweets on the side of his pagge
http:/mspandrew(dot)tumblr(dot)com/post/18106704483/ok-i-answered-some-more-questions
just look at the side
MORGAN
Randomly relevant to me, since last night I was just watching some Hook video clips and was like "Dante Basco fuck yes" with the Rufio thing
JESSICA
should be on the top
lol
MORGAN
oh god those tweets rofl
JESSICA
yeah, lol
MORGAN
that is so amazing oh my god yes
JESSICA
eeeyup
omigod, it's a conga line of hussies http:/twitter(dot)com/#!/andrewhussie
MORGAN
.god. DanteBasco'stumblrURLisdefinitely. rufiozuko. tumblr. com
JESSICA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
is that really him?
EMILY
woah
ready and sleep!
but not now
MOGAN
MORGAN
yes it is I promise you, click the link on that tweet
EMILY
MOGAN
MORGAN
Kalyn, sorry
sup?
EMILY
oh
awkward
...
i got a 91% on my speech
MORGAN
k
nice
JESSICA
WOOO!
EMILY
i rocked that fucker
gotta second one next week
JESSICA
Spoilers are coming
So, Roxy shoots guns
She has Dersian exiles living around her house where Jake has lusii
I guess there's not much else to say
MORGAN
we're trying to ponder why she has carapices living around her house
KALYN
I thought meteors.
Like, you know how during the reckoning, some people (Wanderers) hop aboard some meteors and they ended up on their (can I call it a host planet?) a few hundred million years in the future and proceeded to influence the session via time-transcending communicative technology?
Well I'm betting that during the reckoning for this session, a fuckload of carapaces hopped aboard some meteors and probably ended up all over the fucking place, including the present time.
Dunno where the island Lusii came from though, but we've got the Condesce's influence here as well so...oh wait, Dersian exiles? Lusii? Condesce is on Derse! Are these carapaces sort of like what I thought the lusii could be for Jake?
Like a way to sort of train Roxy for what the game has to offer?
She's a thief, right? (Or rather, rogue, which is like a thief but who steals for good. Roxy is the Robin Hood of Homestuck.)
And she did say they just wanted food and were scavenging. She'll probably pull a Robin Hood to get out of this situation she's currently in.
You watch. She'll do it. That's what's gonna happen here, I know it.
Fuck yeah! Called ambulance bill pay, got my insurance info to them! I feel accomplished!
btw, MSPA is now telling Dante, "You're doing it, man"
just checked his tumblr, he's caught up, omfg I neeeeeeeeeed to read all his posts right now, so brb while I go do that
KALYN
Here's a good one!:"April is the cruelest month, breeding lilacs out of the dead land, mixing memory and desire, stirring dull roots with spring rain." -American sports legend, Charles Barkley
Did Charles Barkley really say that?
Am I really reading this?
What is Andrew writing about?
KALYN
And another:I'm laughing… I don't know if it's Homestuck, my reaction to Homestuck or your reactions to my reactions of Homestuck.
Yeah, this whole thing is weird.
KALYN
oh so things didn't make sense to him because he wasn't reading the "pesterings" and so he had to go allll the way back to read them all!
KALYN
:I think I'm losing my mind… I'm actually understanding things here but at the same time I still don't get it. Andrew, how ever you created this piece of art, I'm understanding it's brilliant, it just might be too brilliant for my mind… I can't believe I'm rereading this stuff.
And yes, I saw the "Hello Dante"… I greeted him on twitter… I have to admit, that's pretty dope. I wonder if he makes this first part so hard to get as an obstacle for those not worthy to get the story… a somewhat right of passage… maybe I'm just rambling and have no idea what I'm talking about… Back to reading.
KALYN
oh ok, so "caught up" meant he caught back up to where he was before after reading the pesterlogs
KALYN
this is beautiful:I'm caught up… I can't believe I had to go back and reread everything… I guess that's par for the course here in Homestuck. I was just playing beats on the MPC.
Things are starting to shape up around here… Thanks for all the help so far. My eyelids are starting to get heavy again and looks like I may have to stop for the evening. My inbox is so full, I want to go through it and answer some questions some time.
You know, this whole Homestuck fiasco, is one of the most unique and strange things that has happend to me. One, I've never read anything remotely close to this, I've never read a webcomic in my life. Also, I've never read anything with a couple thousand people kind of guiding me along the way, this whole experience is mind blowing! I mean the author greeted me on the screen and entering this whole world that I had no idea even existed a few days ago feels like stepping into a new dimension, and with tumblr, I can feel you guys all here with me… I don't know, it's late, I'm tired, my mind is tired… I'm Homestuck.
KALYN
I am following him. no doubt about that. like, I thought I loved him before just because of zuko and rufio (love how he named his tumblr URL after them) but this...this is...the best thing that has ever fucking happened.
FUCK YEAH DANTE BASCO!
I'm laughcrying from this, it's so beautiful, holy fuck.
I love you, Dante.
-Dante's earned a new fangirl-
JESSICA
Kalyn, that was a whole lot of partially nonsensical ramblings that make little sense...some of it does, but the rest, where you are fangirling it up...yeah, that made little sense
Yeah, you were falling asleep, that makes sense
KALYN
I was copy/pasting some of Dante's tumblr posts
so anything after a : is his words
JESSICA
what parts were him?
some was obvious
was it everything after a : ?
oh...
anyway, another theory as to why the exiles are all ready on Earth, could be because they fled Derse.
KALYN
everything after a :
yeah I thought that too with the Condesce connection
since I thought she and/or LE could have stuck Lusii there as well
JESSICA
The Condesce usurped the Black Queen, and the Dersians still loyal to her either fled or were kicked out
also, you know what you could have done to lower the confusion?
KALYN
actually said "these are Dante's tumblr posts"?
JESSICA
there is this nifty little button underneath your right pinky, it has two dashes right next to each other, and then down to the right it has one little lone dash
they are an amazing invention intended to let readers know that you aren't using your own words
XP
KALYN
you're wrong
it's to the right of my right pinky
XP
JESSICA
oh? i am?
...
well...
shift you fingers over to the right one space
KALYN
mpeoy
pm ,u tohjy [omlu
(that's fingers-shifted-right-one-space-ese for "now it's on my right pinky")
JESSICA
i totally understood that you know
KALYN
I'm sure you did haha
JESSICA
oy trs;;u odm
yjsy jstf yp imfrtdysmf
upi kidy jsbr yp mpy upid yjr / wipyr niyypm/
KALYN
it really isn'thathard to understand you just have to not yous the ... quote button
why did you spell "use" that way?
hahahahahahahahaha
JESSICA
why not?
KALYN
OK
JESSICA
you know, depending on how you look at it, OK is either a man, or a face
KALYN
hahaha I see that
it could also be
"okay"
class time
JESSICA
wait, it can mean okay as well? whaaaaaat?/
anyway, reading through Dante's stuff too
EMILY
OK also kinda looks like it could be a sideways japanese letter
JESSICA
What? More like Korean...
EMILY
oh...ok
some kinda asian
JESSICA
Well, there are no Japanese characters that look like that
RACIST!
EMILY
…
JESSICA
You think all Asian languages use the same letter system?
EMILY
it LOOKS like it could be one
no
i know they don't
JESSICA
lol
EMILY
I DON'T FEEL LIKE DOING WORK
JESSICA
Okey dokey, read today's homestuck
EMILY
AH SHIZ!
JESSICA
I thought GCat was going to do something totally sweet and awesome, but instead he screwed Roxy over, at least for now
as far as we know
I was like "Fuck yes! Strider and Roxy are going to meet! " But then the terrible truth revealed itself
EMILY
so sad
well
he might just plug it back in
JESSICA
I don't think GCat would kill Roxy though
EMILY
roxy gotta get out sometime
although i don't think they'll meet for a while
JESSICA
No, probably not
EMILY
yeah
JESSICA
and I was just thinking about this, and it might be kinda obvious, but Roxy's the only one who can really travel between those windows, isn't she? Or, rather, Heroes of Void and Space can.
EMILY
uhhh
i dunno
JESSICA
but the way they travel is different
Roxy goes between the two windows and it's all black: a void.
EMILY
yeah
makes sense
JESSICA
when Jade traveled through, they went across the, what was it, the green yard? the yellow yard?
something like that
(just wanted to get my thoughs all out there )
EMILY
i don't remember any yard...
oh well!
JESSICA
that's where Hussie leveled them up
EMILY
oh...
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KALYN
The yard was the yardstick Hussie used to stick between the windows
Also, there was no Robin Hooding just then
And Dirk should probably plug in that window
EMILY
shit kalyn
now i'm on omegle
thanks a lot
JESSICA
Nope, no robin hooding, but definitely some voiding
KALYN
bwahahahahaha omegle today was awesome
EMILY
uhhh
KALYN
btw guys I seriously recommend following Dante on tumblr, since he's like...reading Homestuck every night and posting his thoughts about it
JESSICA
i am
EMILY
not