Anything relevant is at the beginning, but then we kinda digress... It's rather random but if you enjoy reading that stuff, it's there. I found it mildly amusing.
EMILY
totally a kismesis man...
MORGAN
hahahaha karkat gets stuck in dave's cape lawl
JESSICA
Anybody else notice this? "KARKAT: MMMMMMFFFFFUUFFMMMMUFFIN"
I giggled
I giggled a lot
KALYN
lawl muffin
KALYN
oh we're about to check in on John and Jade. Something tells me they're gonna be a lot more clean-minded throughout their journey.
KALYN
lawl there's someone on tumblr called terezbian. genius.
JESSICA
lol, they still have Davesprite XD
I cannot wait until they all meet up again!
KALYN
that's true. there is Davesprite
NEITHER CAN I!
I think there's still a couple more intermissions before that'll happen though
JESSICA
and yet, I never want it to end. them coming together will be the beginning of the end, I"m sure
KALYN
it's already the beginning of the end
KALYN
aren't we in the final act?
or the penultimate?
JESSICA
shhhhhh, let me have my delusions
KALYN
lol
…
JESSICA
You dropped right out of law school to sell rutebagas I need a tangle buddy!
KALYN
?
JESSICA
D:
Captain Plumbthroat!
Now one of my top favorite Homestuck characters, lol
KALYN
oh hahhahahahaha
JESSICA
≤3
EMILY
≤/3
JESSICA
≤3≤
I'm embarrassed you squiddles have had to see my naked body
KALYN
the more you type things ending in 3, the more it looks like an ass
wtf?
you're listening to the squiddles soundtrack aren't you.
JESSICA
More Plumbthroat
Yes!
It pleases me
(which sounds a little creepy .)
but it does! Es gefaellt mir!
EMILY
uhh...jessica...
JESSICA
But, where are the unicorns today mommy? Where are the unicorns?
EMILY
what the hell was this "I'm embarrassed you squiddles have had to see my naked body"
JESSICA
:D
.com/track/plumbthroat-gives-chase
get acquainted with plumbthroat my friend
he's a pretty swell guy
EMILY
i will...soon
JESSICA
D':
EMILY
fine
sorry kalyn
JESSICA
?
EMILY
and macy who is now twitching
JESSICA
Where are you mommy? Are you with the unicorns? Mommy?
NOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo!
EMILY
this is creepy as fuck
JESSICA
Yup
But oh so great
EMILY
hahaha
god, i could go to sleep now
KALYN
.com/ guys there's some great artwork here
JESSICA
I saw a Sai pic in there! and by pic, i mean the first image on a video thing
yay Sai
KALYN
yep ha
JESSICA
It's been so long since I've watched Naruto x.x
KALYN
same
JESSICA
God, this song is great!.com/track/let-the-squiddles-sleep-end-theme
Plumbthroat has a habit of killing insomniac squiddles. It's not a pretty sight.
JESSICA
Ok, another update
Just them playing that silly Ghostbuster II MMORPG. You know it's going to be terrible when it's based off the second one!
Anyway, Jade's avatar kinda reminds me of Bec Noir/Bec PM More PM than Jack, but still. Also, John is much more dense than Jade is, lol
They seem to be getting along much better than Rose and Dave
I think it's really hilarious that they are playing it with everyone, hahaha
…
KALYN
QAYare we shipping jade/davesprite now? she sees davesprite as different from dave, which is great. I think they should be shipped. Is Hussie offering ships left and right now?
JESSICA
ha!
I was thinking that to
*too
KALYN
wow "QAY" I really couldn't see what I was typing...
JESSICA
But she is right, they are two different people
Yeah, I was wondering what that was, but I was letting it slip, lol
KALYN
oh totally
dave couldn't possibly understand what davesprite had to go through
JESSICA
Yeah
lol, kinda Otto and The Tailorbird
*like minus "kinda"
x.x
KALYN
how?
one's a brobot and never had human experiences...
I'm talking about Davesprite who had to live in a doomed timeline where his best bro was dead.
JESSICA
... I wish you would stop poking holes into everything I say .
KALYN
maybe I would if you weren't so wrong all the time
JESSICA
Ow!
KALYN
Yeah. Take it, bitch.
I'm sorry.
JESSICA
:(
:'(
KALYN
I hate it when you guys communicate in faces!
Do you know I have to type those when there are no words with them?
Otherwise HT doesn't make any sense!
JESSICA
lol
Hey! I don't do it often!
KALYN
I know, but it happens enough.
Like if there's just a face and nothing else.
JESSICA
I hate Facebook and it's lack understanding TIME!
KALYN
ha
EMILY
BOO YA
but you guys do that to me!
KALYN
what, speak in faces?
you do it way more!
worst offender!
EMILY
poking holes in everything i say
JESSICA
lol
see? you're not alone!
KALYN
oh haha
nah you know how I am
I find the holes
EMILY
do what?
KALYN
I don't poke them
JESSICA
fine, you rip them open!
KALYN
hm, this conversation is spiraling out of my control
JESSICA
Yay!
EMILY
YAY!
KALYN
But hey. Have either of you ever found a hole in one of my theories?
EMILY
jessica-i meant possibly
JESSICA
Uuuuuuh
Probably not...
You perfect bitch
EMILY
YEAH
JESSICA
Stop being so clear headed when you talk!
EMILY
(you weren't talking to me right)
apparetnly not
JESSICA
Of course I was Emily
all of that was directed at you
KALYN
lol
EMILY
AND I JACK
THE PUMPKIN KING
JESSICA
Flash! AaAAh He'll save every one of us!
KALYN
hey.
So.
today in class
this chick's stuff fell off her desk when she walked away from it
and when she came back, this guy pointed to me and was like "she knocked it down"
EMILY
huuh?
KALYN
then she moved her desk over a bit and walked away again and it fell off again
and the guy said to me, "again? jeez, you just whipped there and back!"
and I was like "I'm a flash stepper."
EMILY
GOD THIS ROOOOOCKS!
KALYN
?
JESSICA
Lol, how did he react? Like a boss or just like "cool"
EMILY
nightmare before christmas
KALYN
nah, we had a little laugh
shared a chuckle
EMILY
but like...it's the cd of covers
JESSICA
Emily!
EMILY
sorry
HAHA OMG KALYN THAT IS SO FUNY
*FUNNT
*FUNNY
KALYN
YOU'RE FUNNT
EMILY
PLEASE TELL US MORE WHILE I SIT IN THE CORNER AND TALK TO MYSELF
KALYN
If I could like this message...
EMILY
hahahaha
JESSICA
Hahaha
EMILY
quick somebody put this as a status
JESSICA
I got it!
EMILY
pimpin
this pirate shit is kinda annoying me now...
CHANGING IT!
JESSICA
I can't properly say "body" in my head anymore D:
KALYN
why?
EMILY
without it being nasty
?
JESSICA
I think it's Plumbthroat's fault, and that Flash Gordon song by Queen
They say it so distinctly and oddly that my brain refuses to not say it that way
KALYN
You should change your inner voice to nigel thornberry
JESSICA
yup
NO!
I am not having Tim Curry be my personal narrator!
He's a cool dude, but...
EMILY
OH MY GOD
I WANT FRANK N FURTER TO BE MY NARRATOR
KALYN
hahahahaha
I changed mine to...oh who was it...
I think Zuko's uncle.
once.
all day.
EMILY
hahaha
i wish i could do that
but mine's always...ne
*me
JESSICA
I can't do it for long
KALYN
yeah mine is usually too, but if you keep doing it you eventually find it hard to break the habit
lol
JESSICA
Unless I am actually going through a conversation in my head, then it's usually my voice
*otherwise
KALYN
you'd be surprised how capable you are when you have fucking nothing to do or think about
JESSICA
I don't doubt it
Random question, how different does your voice sound like to you than it does to others? Like, how surprised are you to hear your voice on recordings?
EMILY
super surprised
i usually think my voice is higher than it is in recording
s
KALYN
the timbre of my voice isn't as rich on recordings. it makes me sad.
JESSICA
yeah
My voice almost sounds, "thick"?
KALYN
but I'm a fucking narcissist, I need those doses of reality to keep my ego in check
they're just like little reminders.
JESSICA
Haha
We love you anyway
KALYN
"hey. you're not quite the smooth chocolate vocalist you often think you are. so, you know...stay chill."
EMILY
hahahaha
bitch
JESSICA
Pssh, but your singing voice is killer
KALYN
but my speaking voice is so dry.
JESSICA
Eh
EMILY
like mine
KALYN
I don't think yours is dry
EMILY
oh?
i was saying my singing voice was killer too...
JESSICA
Nah
KALYN
ah, that was a bit delayed then haha
JESSICA
Oh, haha, define "killer" XD
EMILY
FUCKIN AMAZING!
JESSICA
When I'm actually trying, I can only define my singing voice as "sweet"
not "awesome" sweet, but regular ol' sweet
KALYN
I think I understand that, because I used to call it sweet too.
like certain singing styles
EMILY
…
:(
JESSICA
What?
KALYN
?
EMILY
MY VOICE IS BEAUTIFUL
KALYN
Nightmare Before Christmas?oh
JESSICA
Used to call what sweet? The singing style?
KALYN
yes? I think so?
it was the best word I had for it
JESSICA
Ha
KALYN
in my inexperience
EMILY
and oogie boogie's song is still my favorite from that movie
JESSICA
Yeah, not quite rich, but not bad
Oh? What do you call it now?
KALYN
Wow, just realized that I exaggerate a lot about myself in text, even the narcissism.
I don't ever think I'm a "smooth chocolate vocalist" wtf
JESSICA
hahahaha
EMILY
hahahaha
i like chocolate
EMILY
my teeth hurt
KALYN
me too
oh
EMILY
i need to brush them
KALYN
um
JESSICA
Who doesn't? Crazy people, that's who
KALYN
me too
EMILY
i bit my cheeck
JESSICA
Loves chocoloate that is
KALYN
(or people allergic to chocolate)
EMILY
it bled a lot
JESSICA
Crazy people
KALYN
? how did you manage that?
lawl Jess
JESSICA
Because there could be no natural way a person can be allergic to chocolate
EMILY
chewing on stuff
KALYN
Chewing on what? Glass?
JESSICA
Have you never bit your cheek Kalyn?
KALYN
Not to make it bleed!
JESSICA
Really?
KALYN
No!
JESSICA
weirdo
EMILY
just regular chewing
KALYN
-scoffs-
EMILY
and you back teeth hit your cheek
KALYN
Yes, I've done that, but it doesn't bleed!
JESSICA
I haven't done it in a long while, but I have
EMILY
i'm surprised it did this time
i must have been biting down hard
chewing on wax lips
KALYN
It was wax lips?
lol
Is that why you didn't say it right away?
EMILY
yup
they had vampire fangs
KALYN
OSM
EMILY
only santa may (kiss my ass)
?
obviously sarah miller
JESSICA
Oh shit money
EMILY
olive sans margeritta
FUCK
JESSICA
On stranger mills
EMILY
out sand MEGADEATH
i like that last one
…
JESSICA
Random note. I think, if I were to be a despot, I would want my people to be super fucking happy
EMILY
(what's despot?)
JESSICA
Cruel dictator
which is ironic, lol
EMILY
ooooooh
h'ok
KALYN
I'm with Jessica on that one.
EMILY
wasn't i going to buy russia?
then north korea?
JESSICA
right, yeah
EMILY
should probably work on that
KALYN
lol
JESSICA
so, if you have complete control over your people, make them super happy, and not in the "Ignorance is bliss" kinda way
EMILY
sure
but everybody's gotta move out
EMILY
cause i ain't sharing with scary russians
KALYN
hahaha
JESSICA
Russians aren't that scary
EMILY
they smell like soup
JESSICA
They're like, giant brown bears...that want to huggle you to death
EMILY
i'm gonna need a lot of febrezze
FUCK
JESSICA
lololol
EMILY
they're bears on unicycles
JESSICA
MURDER YOU!
MURDER YOU IN YOUR SLEEP
I'LL COME IN THROUGH YOUR WINDOW, SILENTLY
EMILY
god damn youtube still doesn't have that clip
just wait
JESSICA
I'll creep over to your light switch
KALYN
?
JESSICA
Turn on the light, waking you up, so you can see the face of your killer before you die!