Enneagram test tells you what your hero title would be! I made the links legible, so you can check that out if you like.


MORGAN

I took that quiz thing that kalyn mentioned earlier... and like

it was funny, cause at first i was a 2

(there are numbers 1-9)

and then I was like... "I don't think this sounds like me toward the end?

"

and the site was like "sometimes women who are actually nines mistype themselves as twos"

and I was like "maybe I'm a nine then?"

MORGAN

and so I looked at the 9 description

and I'm totally a 9

So according to the quiz thing, I am either a Priest (noncanon) or a Sylph of Blood

EMILY

wonder what i would be...

EMILY

homestuck update!

the best kind too!

no reading!

JESSICA

Where is this quiz?

poor Ms. P!

ok, so, facebook refused to show me half of these replies until Kalyn suddenly blurted out "Fuck her" and that's why i was really confused.

EMILY

hahaha

MORGAN

uh... odd

JESSICA

Yeah, i don't know why

so where is that quiz?

I am curious

MORGAN

hang on, i copied onto a thing...

JESSICA

(now it's saying this was about an hour ago )

MORGAN

Who doesn't want to know the Homestuck Title they would have in the game?

This is something I've been creating for a long time, and finally got to a place where I feel like the test is pretty solid.

The Test is 3 parts long.

Your title is based off your enneagram type and wing. You can take the test here(first test/button):http:/www(dot)eclecticenergies(dot)com/enneagram/test(dot)php

When looking at your results, it is the first result in the form #w#, rather than Type #.

However, if you already know your enneagram type and wing, you can skip taking the test!

The Titles are as follows (6 are non-canon):

1w9- Agent 1w2- Heir

2w1- Maid/Usher 2w3- Idol

3w2- Prince/Noble 3w4- Thief

4w3- Page 4w5- Poet

5w4- Seer 5w6- Mage

6w5- Knight 6w7- Witch/Shaman

7w6- Bard 7w8- Rogue

8w7- Chief 8w9- Sage

9w8- Sylph/Zephyr 9w1- Priest

The next part of the test is determining what level you are in your enneagram type.

Go to http:/www(dot)enneagraminstitute(dot)com/ and click on the number that corresponds with the FIRST number from your title.

For example, I got 4w3, the Page, so I'd click the link to 4- The Individualist.

Scroll down to the 'levels' and choose which one sounds like what level you are at.

I am level 3.

The last part of the test is your Aspect, based on the cattell 16 factor test here:http:/similarminds(dot)com/cattell-16-factor(dot)html

Here's where things get a bit complicated.

After taking the test, look at your highest and lowest factors. If you get a tie between highs or lows, scroll down and decide which high score/low score corresponds to you best.

If your highest/lowest factors do NOT include Tension or Anxiety, then your aspect works as follows:

If you were level 1-4, your aspect responds to your highest factor.

If you were level 5-9, your aspect responds to your lowest factor.

HOWEVER, Tension and Anxiety work differently.

If you are level 1-4, then if your Tension/Anxiety is your LOWEST factor, then that is the factor your aspect corresponds to. If Tension/Anxiety is your highest, take your 2nd highest.

If you are level 5-9, then if your Tension/Anxiety is your HIGHEST factor, then that is the factor your aspect corresponds to. If Tension/Anxiety is your lowest, take your 2nd lowest.

The aspects are as follows (4 are non-canon):

Warmth - Light / Intellect - Mind

Emotional Stability - Blood / Aggressiveness - Blaze

Liveliness - Life / Dutifulness - Form

Social Assertiveness - Breath / Sensitivity - Heart

Paranoia - Keys / Abstractness - Space

Introversion - Void / Anxiety - Doom

Open-mindedness - Hope / Independence - Time

Perfectionism - Zen / Tension - Rage

So, since I scored highest on Open-mindedness, I am the Hero of Hope.

After finishing the test, I am the Page of Hope! (Jake's Title yay!)

So what does all this MEAN?

Kanaya remarked that the titles were meant to CHALLENGE. The game of Sburb is all about growing up and becoming the best you can be.

What do the Titles mean?

The titles represent what you need to learn through the game.

Agents need to work to bring change and to set a good example for others

Heirs need to learn to communicate and organize and work with others to get things done.

Maids/Ushers need to take care of others, even if they go un-noticed.

Idols need to learn to share their talents without getting caught up in self-importance or narcissism.

Princes/Nobles need to learn to become less image focused and less narcissistic.

Thieves need to learn to trust others and become less image focused.

Pages need to learn to get out of the background and showcase themselves.

Poets need to learn to focus and expand/utilize their creativity.

Seers need to learn to utilize their intuition to guide others.

Mages need to learn to realize their skills and not get caught up in self-deprecation.

Knights need to learn to stand by their friends and remove the mask they put on for others.

Witches/Shamans need to learn to inspire and motivate, as well as stay optimistic.

Bards need to learn how to spread mirth and help others enjoy life.

Rogues need to learn control and independence.

Chiefs need to learn to channel their aggressive nature productively and to coordinate others.

Sages need to learn to calm their aggression into silent power and wisdom

Sylphs/Zephyrs need to learn to take care of others with their inner strength and power.

Priests need to learn to balance between others and teach others.

Well, where do the aspects tie in then?

Well, the game gives you the tools to best learn what you need to learn!

For levels 1-4, it means utilizing what you are best at. i.e., Feferi, the Witch of Life utilizes her high liveliness to motivate others and stay optimistic.

For levels 5-9, it means growing in an area that you need more of. i.e, Tavros, the Page of Breath needed to get out of Vriska's shadow and come into his own by growing more bold and standing up to her.

Other examples-

Eridan, the Prince of Hope needed to be more open-minded to the changes happening, like how the hemospectrum became obsolete. If he had done this, and become less narcissistic, he would've been able to better handle the challenges the game presented him with.

Dave, the Knight of Time, needs more independence (Terezi mentions this a couple of times) so he can better stand by his friends and eventually remove his 'aloof cool-kid' mask.

Now go! Reblog what your title is! I'm quite curious to see which ones are common!

Hopefully, this gives you stuff to think about! Enneagram and the 16 factors are interesting to look into!

Want to learn more about your enneagram type/wing?

http:/www(dot)allpersonality(dot)com/index(dot)php/type-descriptions/

MORGAN

well, there you go

EMILY

holy shit

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KALYN

Concerning Homestuck, I feel this needs to be said, but I've been thinking over things while going through the past conversations of the last few days and responding to them, so let's see if I can keep it linear. It's mostly regarding the Beta trolls we've seen. We were very confused during the Skype conversation, mostly because Aranea is nothing like Mindfang, but she definitely confirmed that she is Mindfang in the alternate universe incarnation. But she also explained that she used to be very different and a bit more like Vriska in some ways, but now she's in this long process of healing herself and others. In that long quiz up there, it gives you your class and whatever but it also has these levels that correspond with your own strength and stability as a person and how that ties into your personality leanings. Levels 1-3 are all healthy levels, and they less healthy up to 9. I think all the Alternian trolls are definitely on the unhealthy side of things, and I'm sure the Beta trolls weren't at the top of the level list either. So now Aranea's seen this as an opportunity to improve and she's on this healing mission to not only reach the healthy levels herself, but to help everyone else reach them too. Terezi, Meenah, and anyone else she talks to. Does that make sense?

KALYN

So her personality has probably changed a lot since her own session, and I'm sure we'll see a change in personality for all the other characters as well (I mean, we definitely already have, they've come a long way for sure). It's like these Dream Bubbles offer that healing process for them, so they can come to terms with everything that happened and everything that they're going through now.

KALYN

As for today's update: "How can he be here already?

Why did I not see this coming?"

You fool. He was always already here.

….

KALYN

I enjoy this to-do list:

Wear a shirt that says "life." Hand out lemons on street corner.

Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.

Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they would like fries with that.

Go into a crowded elevator and say with a straight face, "I bet you're all wondering why I gathered you here today."

JESSICA

where did you find that?

KALYN

Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public.

JESSICA

bleh

KALYN

(new follower on tumblr-I'm gonna tell her how inexplicably happy her blog makes me)

JESSICA

hahaha

those are really funny

KALYN

Become a teacher. Make a test with C as every answer. Enjoy the show.

JESSICA

lol

KALYN

Run into a store asking what year it is. When someone answers, yell "It worked!" and run out cheering.

JESSICA

i had a test where the answers were A B C D E F from a word bank

lo

l

KALYN

Buy a horse, name it "Oscar Takes the Lead," enter it into horse races.

JESSICA

hahahahaha

these are so great!

KALYN

Invite someone to your office. When they show up, turn around in big office chair and say, "I've been expecting you..."

JESSICA

(do you see me as warm and sympathetic?)

KALYN

Change name to Simon. Speak in third person.

huh?

2 more, hang on

Buy a parrot. Teach it to say, "Help, I've been turned into a parrot!"

JESSICA

lol

i think i've seen a lot of these before

KALYN

Follow joggers in a car blasting "Eye of the Tiger" for encouragement.

lawl this is cute: "They're fictional characters." "THAT DOESN'T MEAN THEIR LOVE ISN'T REAL!"

JESSICA

lol

yeah

what the hell are "strong physical appetites"?

KALYN

what? haha

I guessed like need for necessities, ie: food, water, sex...

JESSICA

mmmm, that makes some sense

KALYN

I figured how I would be for all of the above. I don't have strong physical appetites for anything.

JESSICA

Would you say I'm hard to get to know?

KALYN

mmmmm not necessarily? idk

why are you asking me?

I've known you longer...

you still surprise me once in a blue moon

JESSICA

because I usually tend to be negative about stuff, kinda emo

like "No one understands me and my pain *dramatic sigh*"

I also tend to be melodramatic .

ok, so, i'll just put in the middle, i guess

KALYN

mmmm

lol

JESSICA

i was taking those tests, btw for the homestuck thing

my top two were 9 and 6, and this was something funny i found about 6: "Other Sixes adopt the opposite strategy of dealing with fear, and become counterphobic, essentially taking a defiant stand against whatever they find threatening"

i do that sometimes, lol

KALYN

haha nice

yeah it's scary accurate

JESSICA

this is actually really funny, since my top result was 9: "can mistype as Nines, but Nines have the ability to relax and to trust in others, neither of which come easily to Sixes"

KALYN

yeah Morgan was a 9, but she mistyped herself as a 2

JESSICA

9 seems to actually fit me better

KALYN

oh?

huh

JESSICA

yup

9 was my top result

KALYN

I forgot my number

JESSICA

lol

what was your class?

do you remember?

KALYN

Thief

JESSICA

3w4

KALYN

ok

then I'm a 3

JESSICA

yup

KALYN

it was depressingly accuarte

fuck

accurate

JESSICA

lol

yeah

i think the 6 thing, is that i tend to overglamorize some things

KALYN

ah

JESSICA

"Nines frequently mistype themselves as they have a rather diffuse sense of their own identities" this makes sense, lol

KALYN

exactly, morgan went through this

JESSICA

*okay face*

KALYN

lol sorry

I've just heard all this

JESSICA

Ok, the second part is kinda confusing me

so, tension was my lowest (tied with aggressiveness and liveliness) so, is that my alignment? Rage?

Intellect was my highest though

KALYN

if tension is your lowest, then you have to follow that part...

actually tension was my lowest, and I'm aligned with Rage, soo

JESSICA

oh, never mind

ok, looks like Breath instead

sooo, Priest of Breath?

KALYN

interesting...myessss

JESSICA

What does Breath mean?

KALYN

huh?

idk...

it's more the class that defines personality

JESSICA

sigh x.x

i know

oh well, still cool

so you were the Thief of Rage?

what was morgan?

KALYN

didn't she say?

looks like... Priest/Sylph of Blood

I think she's a Priest, but she didn't like being noncanon so she gave herself that second option

JESSICA

lol

well, if i went with my highest canon result, i would be the Knight of Breath

coo'

ok, brb

KALYN

Karkat/John ness right there

your otp

JESSICA

lol

that's so true XD

and that totally didn't take as long as i thought it would

MORGAN

also, I just found myself so definitely 9 that I didn't think the wings really applied to me much, so I had to choose between wings 1 and 8 and I thought they were even enough... but 1 was just higher on the list

KALYN

yeah I just went with the one that was higher

I don't think I read about the wings...

JESSICA

*cough* I forgot to look what the wings even meant before I closed out of that tab... do either of you remember?

KALYN

nope

JESSICA

of course .

i'll just go through the test really quickly, it said at the end

MORGAN

the wings are just like... if your personality leans more toward one than the other, right?

like, say you're a 9 with 8 like tendencies?

JESSICA

i found it, and it said that the wings hold enough-gah! morgan, you are such a thought-blocker

MORGAN

sorry! was I wrong?

KALYN

no, I think you always just say what she's going to later

MORGAN

well sorry for being faster than you jessica

JESSICA

yeah, you were pretty much right

i had to search the sight! i didn't know where to find it!

MORGAN

the sight?

site?

KALYN

no.

she had to search the sight.

you know, the oracle? the force?

the crystal fucking ball?

MORGAN

ok, she had to search what was being seen then. yes, it makes sense now

KALYN

the pensive?

ouija board?

MORGAN

lawl

KALYN

the temple of elders?

JESSICA

not the ouija board

i actually have a crystal ball with me hear

it's a new thing

MORGAN

what about the alter at delphi?

hear?

here?

JESSICA

...well I do have epilepsy .

KALYN

many a journey she made to consult the all knowing Sight, the giant omniscience in the sky, in order to retrieve the information she sought.

MORGAN

what is that in response to?

KALYN

you have a crystal ball with you hear?

here?

or hear.

I understand now.

It's there...you can hear it, it is all hearing.

The crystal ball is hear.

you consulted the multitude of omnipotent voices

MORGAN

no dude, I think it was more like she was ordering us, like

"hear ye, hear ye"

"I have a crystal ball, hear"

KALYN

which emit from the souls of knowledge

JESSICA

no! I hear the horrorterrors!

MORGAN

comma issues

JESSICA

via the crystal ball

KALYN

oh, that makes, sense

MORGAN

OH WELL THAT CLEARS EVERYTHING UP!

(we're such dicks btw)

JESSICA

(ooooh, is that what you were doing?)

MORGAN

(ssshhhhh I'm whispering so Jessica won't hear me)

(textually)

(sextually)

JESSICA

also, was your "what are you referring to" in reference to me saying I have epilepsy? If so, then that is what they figure the mystics or whatever had instead of, you know, actually being...mystical

MORGAN

(sh what?)

ah, alrighty then

JESSICA

(you should really stop typing so loud)

MORGAN

(it's the damn words. I tell them to be discreet, but they just like to make themselves heard)

JESSICA

(well...there is an obvious solution here. Also, where did the "comma" thing come from?)

MORGAN

btw Norma's officially a bartender now!

oh, just nvm

JESSICA

k….

KALYN

ha, Jessica, re-read it and you'll figure it out

JESSICA

I have a self-preservation variant!

MORGAN

uh?

JESSICA

it doesn't really matter that much, lol

nd I like my commas, damn it!

MORGAN

*pounds table for emphasis*

JESSICA

the Enneagram test, you can take it where it tells you your "instictual variant"

MORGAN

*but gently so as not to disrupt it*

JESSICA

lol

MORGAN

oh... i didn't do that

JESSICA

*then decides she, frankly my dear, doesn't give a damn*

i did, i actually really enjoy these sorts of tests

MORGAN

me too

i'm such a freaking 9 it's not even funny

JESSICA

lol

high five 9 comrade!

*holds up hand waiting*

MORGAN

*bro hoof*

JESSICA

*holds up half a coconut instead, since that is as close to a hoof as she is going to get*

MORGAN

hahahahaha *connects with another coconut*

it's like matching two pieces of a friendship bracelet

JESSICA

lol

MORGAN

i;m sgarting to doze off a little bit

should probs get out of claires bed and into my own...

JESSICA

yeah, probably not a bad idea

MORGAN

nacht

JESSICA

love you sleep well

MORGAN

LOVE! ~

sometimes i don't know how to express all of the love i feel, so i just shout.. or do the textual equivalent which is CAPS LOCK

JESSICA

BAHAHAHAHA "Now that Rufio is gone, you are my only friend"

Homestuck updated again, btw

KALYN

oh awesome

I'll check it out

JESSICA

You know, facebook is such a dick. I went back through to see the comma thing, since it was burning (or brunging, depending on how you look at it) my insides. I overshot our little part of the conversation, and there were SO MANY MESSAGES facebook didn't send me. Fucking facebook having apt alliterations for exemplary emphasis.

EMILY

so...where is this quiz?

KALYN

lol

scroll up

JESSICA

Morgan sent a huge message

there are links in there

EMILY

oh...

i was confused

there were several links

JESSICA

The first two are the ones you want

KALYN

yeah, you actually have to read though

to be able to take that

JESSICA

the third one doesn't matter

KALYN

it's kinda tedious

JESSICA

oh god, reading D:

KALYN

lol

EMILY

i have to read all of it?

JESSICA

ALL OF IT!

KALYN

well a good portion of it

oh lol

JESSICA

I tried to just glance over it, and I got confused

EMILY

i don't feel like devoting a good amount of time to reading one thing

BUT FINE

JESSICA

Yay!

EMILY

i am also the sylph of blood

KALYN

nice

….

MORGAN

updated again.

hilarious omg

HORSES!

KALYN

"The dude is ALWAYS already here.

When it comes to being here, already is practically all he ever is."

Yep, that's pretty much what I just said earlier.

KALYN

Holy shit I love these Hussie plots, they're the best