We talk a lot about the two new albums here (ColoUrs and Mayhem). Also some anecdotal irrelevance that you can skim if you just don't give a fuck about our own "character development." I like to think that all -4 of you reading this enjoy us as much as our analyses, so I include the random tangents. It's mostly for us to look back on though. It brings amusement and nostalgia.
KALYN
lol
hey so why would it be ironic that LE meets his demise in close proximity of horses?
Morgan and I came to a conclusion that basically the Striders are linked to Lil Cal and Maplehoof, and Lil Cal is LE's ancestor, but Jake is also linked to LE, and Equius and Dirk are both linked to horses... Rose had Maplehoof too at some point though, uhhhh... IDK. Horses.
JESSICA
'You've got to be kidding me! He's already here AGAIN? Talk about a one trick pony." lol, Homestuck update!
JESSICA
Where have I seen this before? /?s=6&p=006701
lololol "You have underestimated my omniscience almost as badly as I overestimate it"
KALYN
Was "where have I seen this before?" a serious question? Because it's kind of an overused effect in dramatic movies.
JESSICA
But specifically! I know they do the dramatic gun pose all the time, but I'm thinking of a specific one :S There's a specific one damnit!
KALYN
Well lemme know if you think of it
JESSICA
Maybe FreddieW that could be it
I think it is!
KALYN
I (morgan now) was thinking of kalyn's TOP macro where he has his gun... "That's all just a matter of... PERSPECTIVE!"
EMILY
i still think of that
JESSICA
It was the blur too
…
JESSICA
Oh god, homestuck update
I dont' quite know what to say!
JESSICA
What the hell is with Vriska's face? Why is it there? Is it like a "That's what you get!" face?
We might get to see a dream sequence too, so silly!
KALYN
Yeah I'm also curious about that.
Also, this is a pretty good April Fool's thing.
Wonder if he'll stay dead?
Also, do you think him believing in Rufio was sort of like a shoutout to Dante?
"I've failed you Rufio."
haha
JESSICA
Yeah, see, I was thinking about that
Because it's not like it isn't something he wouldn't do, even if Dante wasn't reading
However, I think our judgment will be forever clouded because Dante is reading Homestuck
KALYN
Naturally, but I think your triple negative up there kinda clouded up the meaning of your statement.
JESSICA
Yup
That's how I roll
KALYN
Yeah you pretty much said "It's not like it's something he would do," which means he just wouldn't do that. But I personally wouldn't put it past him to do that.
JESSICA
lawl
KALYN
Is that what you meant?
(btw I have class in a few minutes)
JESSICA
see, there are basically two statments rolled into one. "It's not something he wouldn't do"
and then "It's not like"
oh, ok
KALYN
Yeah, well you said "It's NOT like it ISN'T something he WOULDN'T do" so it's very confusing
JESSICA
…..
KALYN
..."even if Dante WASN'T reading!"
You need to think more positively!
JESSICA
hey, there are four negatives there
which means a positive
KALYN
yeah but three of them actually affect each other.
JESSICA
shhhhhh
KALYN
nope. You can't just throw negatives about
and expect people to keep up with them
JESSICA
I can't if I don't
KALYN
That kinda made no sense.
JESSICA
…..
KALYN
:P
JESSICA
I can if I do
I can't if I don't
meh, i'm going back to my memes
KALYN
Yeah, but it's more like the other way around. These negatives don't affect each other, so your statements now are more like the whole works one way but not the other thing. You do if you can and you don't if you can't, but your decision to do something or not doesn't affect your ability to do or don't so.
KALYN
A square is a rectangle, but not the other way around type of deal.
ok class now, see you later
JESSICA
How can you prove if you can if you don't?
KALYN
I'll address this later!
XO
JESSICA
Shall I say more aggravating grammatical statememts?
JESSICA
Really? How clever do they think they are?.edu/~
MORGAN
why is that link in a facebook message? I clicked on it and found only academic desolation.
also, i don't remember seeing any vriska face? where was that?
JESSICA
seriously? did you see today's update? After Hussie was shot
MORGAN
yeah... but i saw no vriska
JESSICA
And where would you prefer the link?
MORGAN
um... i would prefer it just not.
JESSICA
:| Bottom right corner /?s=6&p=006713
MORGAN
oh ok now that i know where to look for it, i can see it totally
JESSICA
well, sorry for wanting to share my aggravations, i shall never do it again, we can have a superficial relationship where i never share anything other than homestuck or mindless drivel
MORGAN
it's kinda bright in my room from the sun... that is my excuse
sh!
JESSICA
seriously? whatever
MORGAN
i have no issue with your sharing your aggravations
JESSICA
IT'S CLEAR AS DAY!
MORGAN
and i am not miffed either...
JESSICA
But you tell me to not share them
MORGAN
(sorry!)
JESSICA
:'(
MORGAN
i just... i was suddenly faced with a wall of extremely boring looking text, and i had no idea what i was supposed to be doing with it
i didn't no how to react
JESSICA
generally the wisest choice when faced with text is reading it
just sayin'
MORGAN
yeah, see, i maybe would have done that, if anthropology wasn't the first word i saw
maybe i just have this irrational dislike for anthropologists or something, i don't know
JESSICA
really all you have to do is read the first two paragraphs
and undersstand that this is for one of my classes
MORGAN
ah.
"mmmyes, you know, we anthropologists are surprised by nothing."
JESSICA
why would you dislike anthropologists?
MORGAN
"we have seen it all before. In fact, i could probably predict what you are about to do right now"
i don't know... I don't really, i'm just trying to psychoanalyze an explanation out of myself
JESSICA
they're totally likable characters
no, no, you're doing it wrong! there has to be something about penises in there!
MORGAN
mmmmmmmmore OH YES WE NEED MOAR PENISES OF COURSE
(shut up and draw another penis)
(reference to SatW Iceland's penis collection...)
(literally any other penis reference i can think of...)
JESSICA
I think I understand where your dislike is coming from. In your (oh, no way!) mind you feel that all anthropologists are just giant dicks
So you hate them
MORGAN
oh, is that why you brought up penises? like dream symbols or some shit
this is all getting rather Freudian for me...
JESSICA
well duh! psychoanalysis=Freud=penis
well...duh...
MORGAN
i've already put my -yeah i was gonna... yeah
JESSICA
what?
MORGAN
nevermind, i just... made that connection a lot slower than you did
JESSICA
just be glad you don't have to read this entire article x.x
oh, lol
i think my paper in response will be dripping with just as much sarcasm
…..
JESSICA
I would have laughed a thousand times louder if people weren't asleep!
I could barely contain it!
HOMESTUCK I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!
Vriska's BACK baby!
But /why/ is Hussie proposing to her? Is it like when he was going to kiss Rufio?
MORGAN
wow, jessica, i am glad i didn't read your message completely before looking at homestuck today
lawl... i think it is basically like the rufio thing... just a joke... like, the most dramatic april fool's prank ever.
also, it's like a running joke that hussie was going to marry vriska... something about something a fan asked him once or something
JESSICA
Oh, really? I didn't know. Still hilarious and quite elaborate.
…
EMILY
IS THE CAT ALIVE OR DEAD?
KALYN
*cough*
JESSICA
always!
KALYN
both
EMILY
(schrodinger)
JESSICA
(to both of you_)
KALYN
until you open the bag
EMILY
yeah
KALYN
then it's only one
EMILY
watching futurama
"guys like this really bust my uterus"
KALYN
lawl
JESSICA
o.0
EMILY
sorry
still futurama
i love black cop
his voice is so smooth
KALYN
i dunno who that is
JESSICA
like dark chocolate?
KALYN
uh...
chocolate rain?
EMILY
sure
KALYN
*reference goes unnoticed*
EMILY
oh no
i noticed
KALYN
oh
good
EMILY
just didn't mention it
KALYN
i noticed you
k
EMILY
oh?
KALYN
that makes me feel better
yeah, i noticed you
SO HARD
EMILY
oh...ok...
KALYN
(this is still morgan btw)
EMILY
YAY!
K
JESSICA
yeah, figured
KALYN
how did you figure?
EMILY
I CAN WAIT TO NOTICE YOU SO HARD
AND SEMI HUMP YOU
KALYN
just 28 more days baby
JESSICA
i dunno, you two are a little different on the internet?
EMILY
yay!
KALYN
uh…
EMILY
can't fuckin wait
JESSICA
it's like, you're not the same person!
KALYN
how so jessica?
JESSICA
x.x
.
*abscond post haste*
EMILY
≤.≤
KALYN
i'm just curious as to the specifics of the figuring
like.. what gave it away?
JESSICA
the way you talk? on the interwebs
EMILY
well shit, now i'm confused
JESSICA
it's a smidge different and sometimes i notice
KALYN
ah
JESSICA
yup
KALYN
kalyn likes to exaggerate her narcism
which doesn't actually exist
EMILY
oh yeah
JESSICA
oh...
awkward...
.
KALYN
lawl
EMILY
oh hedonism bot
JESSICA
thought it actually existed, and i was just placating her
KALYN
hahahahaha
EMILY
meh i just enjoy my friends!
JESSICA
me too, me too
…..
JESSICA
seriously? /2011/10/12/internet-memes-classic-must-have-been-a-euro-film/
KALYN
The article is fake, read the comments
EMILY
huh?
KALYN
That memebase article Jess posted
JESSICA
who reads the comments?
seriously?
nerds, that's who
EMILY
oh god facebook sucks
seen that
KALYN
I do, often. You learn a lot from them
EMILY
what?
JESSICA
That's what I said: nerds
EMILY
my arm hurts do i have to go to work?
KALYN
haha
btw Norma was totally inflating my ego today
EMILY
(but it actually does)
oh?
JESSICA
Oh god no!
It doesn't need to get any bigger D:
KALYN
IKR she doesn't know what she's doing XP
EMILY
can i get a doctor's note up in here?
JESSICA
what was she saying?
KALYN
She said I would make a really hot guy, because I definitely have the swag for it.
I was very flattered.
EMILY
haha
sexxxxah
JESSICA
lol
KALYN
And the ginger thing helps, but she just really likes gingers, so.
JESSICA
Eh
KALYN
hahahahahahaa
thanks!
JESSICA
Someone's gotta love 'em
KALYN
LOL
…
EMILY
but hey, what does dnw mean?
KALYN
Do Not Want
JESSICA
do not want
EMILY
…
JESSICA
i could have answered that! D:
Actually, I just did
EMILY
nope
it's a code
for how we're gonna kill you
JESSICA
Also, if you were to ask Kalyn about plans to kill me, why would you ask it here?
do now woman
EMILY
i was gonna ask her to talk privately
JESSICA
dumb nubian walnuts
EMILY
so..we're going with do not want k goood i liked that one
JESSICA
….
KALYN
(drink nasty water)
EMILY
very...sneaky
drink nasty water was just too inhumane remember?
JESSICA
as in good "nasty" or bad, fetid "nasty"
actually, no, there are no times when "nasty" is good
EMILY
psh silly jessica
dinner negative wasted would be interesting for cops to find
KALYN
probably the latter, but if you can present a situation in which the former is a viable option, I might consider it.
JESSICA
psh, silly mortals
KALYN
psh, silly humans
EMILY
dog never wait would've been good, very accident looking
(and hitler)
KALYN
what about drag net wearing?
EMILY
don't think we have the money for that
or the man power
KALYN
Denver necro weight would be practical, but there's too much room for error.
EMILY
yeah
but it would've been the easiest one
JESSICA
You'd also have to get me to Denver
I assume
KALYN
No
More like getting Denver to you, in a way
Only not at all
JESSICA
How about this? You'd probably have to change the acronym /2011/08/08/memes-then-throw-a-party/
KALYN
Because that one was code for you accidentally running blindfolded into traffic and getting hit by a bus
JESSICA
Oh...ok... Do I get no say in this?
KALYN
easiest to do, but there's so much relying on the offchance of the bus being there
Of course not, unless we're going with dinosaurs new world
EMILY
sorry, facebook was being a bitch
KALYN
In which case, yes, yes you would
KALYN
But that's an unlikely scenario as you would have to be totally compliant and cooperative
EMILY
oooooooh
interesting
JESSICA
Facebok was being mean to me too
Eh, why not? See where it goes
KALYN
It goes to your expiration.
EMILY
yup mine was being dumb again
what about deep noob water?
JESSICA
Oh...Well...That's not a whole lot of fun... Curiosity killed the cat and all. Oh, right. Didn't satisfaction bring him (her) back?
KALYN
I mean if you wanna put in the order for the helium tanks, be my guest, but that one always seemed a bit frivolous to me
What are you on about satisfaction?
Will you be satisfied with your death?
JESSICA
lololololol, perfect timing/2011/08/07/memes-y-u-no-pacifist/
KALYN
So satisfied that you want to leave it?
Makes sense.
JESSICA
Have you never heard the second half?
EMILY
hahaha
JESSICA
Nah, I'd die, but find out what it's like, be "oh, cool" make a deal with death and come back to either kill you or haunt you
depends on the deal, I'm sure
EMILY
dollup note wake would be nice, but where would we find a train?
well, council bluffs...
we could do dollup note wake
could do date nishna wage but then we'd need 7 6 feet things of rope, and 100 balloons
and i dunno were we're gonna get all that without drawing suspicioun
FUCK
JESSICA
the internet, and it would take some time
either that or, you know, say it's for a party
EMILY
but we don't want it to be traced to us
but the rope?
JESSICA
the balloons at least would be excused
EMILY
yea
JESSICA
i'm sure you could find somewhere you can buy 42 feet of rope
either that or braid it from your own hair, add a little personal flare
KALYN
sporting goods store
say we're...rock climbing
or something
JESSICA
Yeah, I don't rock climb
Afraid of heights
plus terrible upper body strength
KALYN
It doesn't matter if you do or not, we're not buying it for that
Unless...
Emily?
Should we take her rock climbing?
JESSICA
/2011/08/05/memes-im-also-scared/
With that, I shall leave you. Good night
It is WAY past my bed time
I would say "love you" but given the circumstances, I think I shall refrain this day
…..
(after some Facebook trolling)
MORGAN
i kind of can't wait to see her reply on all this.
JESSICA
yeah, if she asks who GD is, I really want to post Obsession or something, and then say "There will be a quiz"
MORGAN
probably something like "Woah! That's quite an interesting dream Jessica! That's sad that your alarm clock woke you up before you got to the epicness. I bet that would have been awesome!"
lawl jessica
or post the "She's Gone" video
where he chases a girl through a maze and then brutally kills her at the end
and then licks the blood off the knife.
JESSICA
i just had a violent laughing attack
ham flew from my mouth
MORGAN
that was the best visual ever
btw i had to share this whole thing with kelsey
she's right next to me now
JESSICA
lol
we are horrible people, i hope you know
MORGAN
i know
we'll probably go to hell for this
JESSICA
eh, we don't go to church either, right? or at least you only go with your grandma
i'm pretty sure those are grounds for damnation as well
MORGAN
probably
like
deception
JESSICA
oh! and we support homosexuality
MORGAN
oh yeah, that too
man, we're running to hell at full speed
JESSICA
at least we don't kick puppies
if we did that, i'm pretty sure a lightning bolt would strike us dead where we stand
MORGAN
yeah, god does not tolerate puppy kicking
it is the worst of all sins
…..
KALYN
http:/andrewanddante(dot)tumblr(dot)com/
I recommend this tumblr
…..
MORGAN
hey... just found out there's a new homestuck album... in case you didn't know
released a week ago
JESSICA
i thought i saw something about that
k, brb
EMILY
i love mustard gardettos
MORGAN
i dont know what that is
EMILY
like chex mix
but mustard
MORGAN
huh... sounds kinda yummy
JESSICA
this is what i think of your mustard gardettos! .com/tumblr_ (although they are not nearly as bad as sour cream and onion chips or combos)
EMILY
can't find a lot of places
MORGAN
you don't like sour cream and onion?
(weirdo)
JESSICA
i can't even stand to be around it
MORGAN
like, if it's in the same room as you, you just wanna go punch it in the face for looking at you funny?
JESSICA
yeah
MORGAN
that's kind of discriminatory jessica
JESSICA
it's terrible on car trips, because lizzy, dad and james all enjoy it, and everyone forgets how disgusted i am, so the car is permeated with its stench
it's not my fault it has so much 'tude! it should probably take a bath every once in a while too
…
MORGAN
"Iron Infidel" on the new album is... different and interesting and i kind of like it
JESSICA
i should probably listen to it then, shouldn't i, lol
MORGAN
maybe
EMILY
who?
MORGAN
could be the hint i was nudging at
who what?
the new homestuck album
…
MORGAN
i think we might have a lovely nepeta theme here
called "Olive Scribe"
it's pretty e_e
like that one better
JESSICA
i just looked at that and was all "That's gotta be Nepeta's theme"
MORGAN
hahahahaha
much nicer than the meowing one
JESSICA
lol, getting there, i'll tell you what i think though
MORGAN
aight
JESSICA
I'm liking Rust Servant
MORGAN
yeah... I'm super digging Jade Mother
JESSICA
hmmm, i'm thinking these are the ancestors, rather than our trolls
pff, lol, that would probably be why it's called "Universe A"
i kinda like how Bronze Rebel still has the same sort of feel as Tavros's theme, the Toreador blah-blah or whatever
Just more mature, so to speak
less stereotypical? i think that's a better way to put it
MORGAN
sure... I wasn't paying that close attention honestly
I'll have to go back and listen more critically
JESSICA
i'm going through them one at a time
MORGAN
ah
JESSICA
and i have less to do than you currently, lol
…
JESSICA
I don't know what I think of troll Jesus's song
you're right, it's very different
something I expect in a Catholic cathedral, which I guess plays with the "troll Jesus" thing
I love how Olive Scribe is sort of like the female counterpart of Iron Infidel
Very pretty!
MORGAN
yeah I hadn't noticed the counterpart thing, but yes pretty
JESSICA
it was mostly the singing that caught me
Song of Skaia had a little of it, but that was more background, right? Jade Mother has it too...
….
JESSICA
Listening to Temporal Shenanigans, and I like that voice for Aradia! I wish I knew what she sounded like when she spoke normally.
….
EMILY
i need to ask kalyn something
KALYN
pose your question, and I will translate it for the oracle.
JESSICA
lol
EMILY
the fuck did she draw?
is it supposed to be jade?
as like god tier?
KALYN
the oracle says yes.
EMILY
yes
yeah,
i don't remember what her _ of space title is
KALYN
witch
EMILY
should've drawn something else
i wouldn't have guessed that on my own
KALYN
I will not tolerate this blasphemy against the oracle.
EMILY
nothing towards morgan
all towards kalyn
i'm beating her up in my head
JESSICA
You should show the Oracle more respect!
EMILY
NOW JESSICA'S TURN
KALYN
There shall be no unholy thoughts against the oracle.
EMILY
again
nothing towards morgan
JESSICA
Kalyn=Oracle
EMILY
i speak no unwise of oracle
WELL FUCK NOW I'M ALL CONFUSED
JESSICA
anyway, what is your question?
KALYN
The mystic does not appreciate this talk against the oracle.
EMILY
nothing
JESSICA
≥:(
EMILY
just saying i'm now guessing your draw something
JESSICA
oh
EMILY
IT WAS ADORABLE!
I WISH I COULD HAVE A PICTURE OF THAT
JESSICA
btw, morgan, i would totally friend you two, but i was stupid and didn't sign up to it via facebook
why don't you just take a picture with your camera?
KALYN
oh... well then. Mystic and Oracle are disappoint.
(jessica, the pictures disappear...)
JESSICA
i know, but Emily, did you guess yet?
EMILY
yeah
JESSICA
never mind
…
KALYN
i'm getting off
EMILY
I'M WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS
wait
fuck
stay on for jsut a second
JESSICA
oh, ok...
EMILY
kalyn- to your "i'm getting off" that's what she said AND (if you know what I mean face)
EMILY
k now you can go
JESSICA
pretty sure that was Morgan...
way to go
EMILY
well i don't know who we're talking to half the time
since she was under kalyn's facebook i assumed it was kalyn
FUCK YOU JESSICA
I'M LEAVING TOO
JESSICA
(forever alone face)
…
JESSICA
Don't know why I didnt think of this before! The hidden "spoiler" in coloUrs of mayhem is the titles! Herpaderp! So, Aradia's ancestor was the Servant of Time, and so on and so forth. It makes sense, since our trolls' titles were used for their songs. Sweet.
Wait... Maybe not... That was foolish half thought ramblings... Unless you see some merit in it...
Ok, now I'm off until tomorrow. For realzies
KALYN
Hm, I'm not completely sure, since they don't seem like titles from the game. More like the titles they had as ancestors in the post-scratch universe. But there could be some merit to it.
JESSICA
Yeah, I thought of that as soon as I had typed it out... Maid would make sense, Mother might, Hunter would make sense too, Mariner maybe. Not sure about corsair, i should look it up.
JESSICA
But the others are iffy
ok, quick question, why did you think "corsair" fit Eq's ancestor better? A corsair is a type of pirate ship
KALYN
Really? When I looked it up, it had all this stuff to do with electronics.
Huh. Odd.
oh that's because of corsair(dot)com. Misleading.
JESSICA
dictionary(dot)com
KALYN
lawl
the one after that says it was a WWII carrier plane or something to that effect
not paying much attention to that
ah well
Well what titles do we know already?
JESSICA
none
KALYN
maid, page, witch, sylph, rogue, thief, heir, prince, knight, seer, mage, I'm missing one
bard
I meant classes, so I guess that's ...yeah
JESSICA
ugh x.x facebook refused to send my replies x.x, not that it's too important, i just said "bard" a second after you and then complained about it. It did the same thing in another chat box too though...
KALYN
oh
JESSICA
yeah...listening to coloUrs and mayhem again (in case you didn't get that before ) and I really like these songs for everyone
JESSICA
Ok, I'm departing, I'll talk to you anon (and so help me god, don't take that the wrong way )
KALYN
God, do we only speak in links now?
….
JESSICA
NEW HOMESTUCK ALBUM BLALDKFJDFHIGJDFJAKLDSJ
JESSICA
K, facebook was being mean, and I haven't had the chance to go through and collect the Homestuck stuff here. However, I have gone to town on the new Homestuck album in a document...There's a lot .
I will say this first though. I don't really like this album as much as the first part
…
KALYN
I'm listening to the new album
John's song is my favorite theme!
I'm like gonna cry now
T^T
this is so beautiful!
Uh!
This is so much better than Universe A imo!
…
KALYN
I spy a dead Dave...
Guys, I reeeeeeaaaallllyyyyy like this album
…
JESSICA
Yeah...Definitely like Universe A better, but whatever. I did like John's theme. A lot. lol, did I say up there that I went to town on that album? Because I did. I took it to town, we had a lovely dinner, and then we had the usual first date talk. I learned about it, and it learned nothing about me. You know, the usual. But seriously, I have four pages...and...i haven't totally finished it... .
JESSICA
buuuuuut, i'm bored with that now...I don't know if I'll finish it any time soon. Do you want me to email you what i have? (and that's all three of you, unless Morgan/Kalyn, you think it would be sufficient enough to send it to just one of you)
KALYN
you can just send it to one
JESSICA
k, coo'
Kalyn?
or Morgan?
k, since you didn't answer, it's being sent to Kalyn's email
it's been sent
Oh, and I really got into the swing of things after the first few songs, forgot about that, so there isn't a whole lot at the beginning
What does this make you think of?/2011/03/02/memes-robot-unicorn-amazing-i-think-not/
KALYN
sorry recording, give me a few
okay!
KALYN
oh gee I wonder what the fuck it makes me think of.
You should do copy/paste shit, because I'm too lazy and hardworking at the same time to do it
KALYN
/mspa/landgen/#
WHY DO I LIKE THIS SO MUCH
JESSICA
Did you not see what I said up there? Facebook was being mean. It wouldn't let me scroll up and stay up. It would constantly bring me back down to the bottom. Eventually it wouldn't let me scroll up at all, even when I hit "home." I'll try again later.
KALYN
ah. My ethernet cable was being mean. It wouldn't let me stay connected to the internet
JESSICA
I can still do it, don't worry about that. I only did the music thing because I wanted to do something with homestuck, but facebook wouldn't let me get to what we had before *shrug* Then I got carried away, as I am wont to do.
KALYN
Naturally
Check out that link, I'm addicted to it
Addicted to clicking the spirograph
"Why do all the animals like friendship?"
My reaction to the results after too much clicking on the spirograph
JESSICA
Was that your result, or is it just random?
KALYN
It's totally random, and I keep clicking it, so there are repeats, and a lot of the consorts liked friendship
JESSICA
lol
KALYN
Also, I really really like the Universe B album, seriously
all of these songs are great
Phantasmagoric something-or-other, which I just listened to, was beautiful
JESSICA
Phantasmic Youngsters?
KALYN
yes
JESSICA
I thought that one was cute
KALYN
I was on the next one, I didn't want to interrupt it to see
Brotocol
JESSICA
lol
KALYN
awesome picture for that one, btw
JESSICA
yeah
KALYN
with all the brobots
JESSICA
i know, i'm going through and looking at the pictures
i always do the first time i listen
(lol, Thief of Keys)
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JESSICA
something just randomly fell in my closet o_O
KALYN
haha
I got so much friendship
oh?
that's...odd
you don't have any old Furbies do you?
those things always show up when you least expect
JESSICA
i think we got rid of them, and if we didn't, they're probably in the garage...
that's really fuckiing creepy, just so you know
KALYN
the Furbies thing, or just the fact that something fell randomly
JESSICA
the furbies thing
KALYN
hahahahaha
JESSICA
i imagine enough creepy stuff in the dark, you don't need to add to the list
KALYN
lawl sorry
JESSICA
also, Land of Odors and Cacophony...Land of loud farts?
KALYN
/?s=6&p=002963
Woah, fuck, ok so I was going back to the Christmas updates because I like alchemitizing, and I saw this. Remember that one thing where Hussie said that the movie posters pretty much predict everything? Take a gander at what's written there.
KALYN
Also, consider the possibility that there will be a ghost Dad...
JESSICA
yeah, interessting
lolol, this is a really funny image: Warlike purple axolotls. This is an axolotl .
KALYN
hahahahahahaha that's weird
JESSICA
They live in the land of Leaves and Sulfur...they are cave-dwelling, not really amphibious salamanders
Land of Repition and Tea...England?
KALYN
hahahahahahahaha
JESSICA
Oh yeah! I was thinking. Nepeta was the Rogue of Heart. I just thought that was interesting, since according to UU, Rogues are basically the Robin Hood of the game. i kinda wonder what that would let her do. Would she be able to steal Karkat's heart if she came into her powers? Or steal Terezi's, to take out the competition. She would then give it to...Dave? I don't think Terezi really had flushed feelings for anyone else, and I also don't think anyone else had flushed feelings for Karkat
JESSICA
just random musings
KALYN
Wow, that uh... you just made Nepeta look really brutal.
JESSICA
hahaha
Well, would it be entirely selfish?
Terezi doesn't really fight with Dave the same way she does with Karkat, but I guess they lean more towards the pale side
KALYN
Well, I mean... the thing is... ugh, I don't think it works like that, because that wouldn't get anyone further in the game, would it? And that's the point of those classes, they have a specific role in the game.
Like Roxy pirated the game, but this allowed them to play it, which it obviously needed.
JESSICA
Oh, hey! Update!
KALYN
oh hey! I'm still gonna go through the older Christmas ones first
JESSICA
And I never said it was right just random musings. Probably had it in the middle of the night, and cuz i had been meaning to put it on here
KALYN
oh ok
welp
JESSICA
What? How dare you go through interesting material rather than read four pages!
KALYN
hahahahaha
where is Rose's alchemitizing session?
JESSICA
one has sound though, do you want me to hold off talking about it?
KALYN
sure
JESSICA
if it will even load x.x
KALYN
is it one of those fake ones?
he's done that before
20 minutes of loading
and then you read the thing at the bottom that says "you wait 20 minutes for it to load before you realize that this isn't a flash update"
oh shit.
did mspa just break?
I was just trying to see the old updates!
T^T
JESSICA
I don't know, i hope not. And it won't let me go on from that page
so i don't think he's trolling
KALYN
so weird
JESSICA
then it was like "Actually, you need something from Java Script to watch this" after I refreshed the page four times
KALYN
it won't let me see the older pages
I think mspa just broke
wow holy shit it's being slow
JESSICA
yeah, i was about to say that Hussie might be being unnecessarily cruel
it's times like these i wish i had twitter
KALYN
I don't think so, I'm having a hard time viewing the older pages
you can still check out his twitter feed.
JESSICA
oh?
ok, i tried looking up the exact link on internet explorer, and it one of the options was ms paint adventures trickster mode?
i'll try again and see if it looks like that
KALYN
what?
oh I think it's good again
JESSICA
is it being friendly to you now?
KALYN
yes
JESSICA
it's still refusing to load for me though
KALYN
yeah, I was still talking about those older pages
they weren't sound
brb gotta pee
JESSICA
ok, i dunno how you came to be under the impression that you can see someone's feed without having twitter, but if i go to twitter, it only shows me the log in page
maybe if i go to the actual page for his twitter account?
KALYN
well I've gotten to his twitter...hang on, lemme see if I can find it
JESSICA
yup, as i suspected, there are a ton of people on the page apparently
i got there
KALYN
ok, send me the link?
JESSICA
to his page? k
/#!/andrewhussie
should be the top "tweet"
KALYN
yep
JESSICA
here you go, this is better .com/post/21064794312/there-are-way-way-way-too-many-people-trying-to
sigh, guess we'll have to wait
KALYN
Yeah yeah I got that
I really like some of the reblogs, haha
I can't believe this was posted 6 minutes ago, and there's already over 1000 notes
Welp, I wasn't gonna check it out until I've listened to all the songs on this album anyway, and I've got a few to go
just kidding: I have one to go
JESSICA
haha
KALYN
ok, first time trying to see it, and I got to 60%
I feel like this is not bad
although it is now officially 4/14 for me...
JESSICA
lol, well, i didn't get past 30%, so it's looking up
KALYN
-refresh- gets me to 24%
ha
I'll give it time
JESSICA
yeah, we'll probably have to check later tomorrow, hopefully enough people will have checked it out by then
KALYN
I'm sure it'll be fine by tomorrow
I was surprised actually
I wasn't expecting the update
KALYN
which was really stupid to think
JESSICA
well, i was hoping for more than what was their earlier, lol
KALYN
actually I was expecting it until the album came out, and then I thought it would just be that
JESSICA
really? huh...when did the trolls officially enter the scene? when did it start with Karkat?
KALYN
uhhhhhhh
what?
are you asking when Hivebent started?
I wanna say that was June 12
JESSICA
i was just wondering if Universe A came out on that day, yes thank you
KALYN
because 413 is one important number and 612 is the other
JESSICA
oh, right, yeah 6/12
right
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JESSICA
lol, begin listening to Pipeorgankind. Instantly expect Phantom of the Opera music