Homestuck Therapy Chapter 41: Morgan actually says stuff, a homestuck fanfic

So I'm having Jessica send the conversations to me, and she does it in smaller increments, but the updates will probably be more frequent. Smaller, but more.

MORGAN

Okay, well I haven't been on in about two days, and looks like I'm paying for it now.

I have some things to address in your previous (and rather confusing/convoluted) conversation...

Firstly, on the trolls being prototyped as sprites for the kids... this doesn't necessarily need to happen... for all we know, the others will be smart enough to prototype, but probably not beforehand because does Skaia even exist in this session?

Secondly... Sollux?

Isn't he still alive?

When did he die?

I thought he was still alive, so how could Gamzee have his body?

unless he has two material bodies?

MORGAN

Except not with him... so... unless I am completely mistaken and forgot when Sollux actually died, then no, Sollux is not at all going to be anyone's sprite.

JESSICA

There's a dead version of Sollux, the one that sped the asteroid along. He was dead when they met up with Aradia, Sollux, Rose and Dave. There were three version of him, don't forget.

MORGAN

Was it dream Sollux?

*a dream Sollux, rather, since there's two?

JESSICA

Gamzee scampered off with Sollux's body at one point.

MORGAN

so ... there's a dead Sollux and an alive Sollux...

JESSICA

Yes

MORGAN

and the dead one somehow sped the asteroid along, and that's the one that Gamz ran off with...

JESSICA

He was alive, and then he died! Go back and read it, geez, it's there

MORGAN

augh, ok, I believe you, I just don't remember him dying after being alive after falling down the stairs.

Okay, I have some more thoughts...

When you guys were talking about trolls being with kids who had different qualities than themselves...

So Jake, because he's gullible, would have a skeptical troll

"Either someone who's a skeptic, or someone who's straightforward and informative" Eridan. total skeptic. also, eridan plus equips = hilarious.

(you can ignore the equius part)

(I was typing this in a doc as I was reading the conversation)

Also, random observation that I thought was cool:

AR = autoresponder… also AR the carapace… who was associated with Dave.

JESSICA

(I think we mentioned this before It would have been a long time ago though)

MORGAN

did we?

not when I was around

JESSICA

Yup, but it would have been when Autoresponder was first introduced

MORGAN

Here's another thing...

that I typed as I was reading this

"ya know, now that I think about it, all four kids had fairly obvious connections to three of the trolls. Jane to Fef because they are both heroes of life, Jake and Tav because of the fairybulls, Roxy and Sol because of their l33t haxxor skillz, then Dirk and Eq because of the robots and (ugly) wifebeaters." Woah, if you're going to relate Fef to Jane (LIFE), then you should go Nep to Dirk (HEART) and Jake to Eridan (HOPE) and Roxy to Eq (VOID). Besides, Fef isn't Jane's sprite anyway, if you're basing this all on your tangent about sprites, which I assume you are, because of "I guess this helps validate our theory that they are going to get trolls that aren't similar to them?"

JESSICA

Yes, she wasn't going to be either. Fef is also connected to Jane through the Condesce

MORGAN

Right

But how are we making the connection between this and sprites? Or are we at all?

Are we just separating this from sprites now?

JESSICA

Did you see the part where we said that the trolls would have something the kids didn't?

MORGAN

Yeah

So was this comment not at all to do with sprites?

JESSICA

Uh, no. Just about everything had to do with sprites

MORGAN

But wait, how can we do the whole relating Jane to Fef, and etc... or are you saying that these trolls you've related them to here are not going to be their sprites?

JESSICA

hmmm, just realized, you missed a big portion of that

I had to switch over to skype, i'll copy and paste that stuff here now

MORGAN

Oh, is this why I'm so confused?

JESSICA

probably, lol

(sends previous skype message)

JESSICA

another wall of text for you

MORGAN

hm... I would maybe... make Eridan somebody's opposite...

but he could be anybody's

Um...

Like, somebody already said Nep's opposite could be Eridan

but Nep doesn't have a kid that she's directly related to... OMYGOD lawl imaging Eridan being Dirks

sprite

J-jessica?

Well, I had one more thing to address from your convo earlier:

JESSICA

sorry

i was writing

MORGAN

"Bards destroy things passively. Gamzee is the Bard of Rage. He's going to destroy anger, but not directly." Not necessarily. Whatever they're the hero of (ie: Rage) doesn't need to be the object of their action. It could be used in correspondence with their title attributes. For example, Rose doesn't "See Light." She's a Seer, but she sees the future. Also, how do you steal light? Vriska is a Thief, but what does she steal? (But we can relate Light to the future in this case if we wanted to, and Vriska plays on the chance of something happening, thus potentially "stealing" an outcome that would be more desirable to her.) Furthermore, I don't think Roxy can do anything to the Void… She traverses through it, and uses it, but how can she affect it as a Rogue? Basically what I'm saying is I don't think Gamzee is going to destroy anger at all. He destroyed things USING anger, the way he went on a mass killing spree fueled by his anger at Dave for ruining the miracles.

MORGAN

wall of text there

JESSICA

Light seems to be more connected to knowledge than actual literal light

MORGAN

makes sense

but does Vriska steal knowledge?

I think she more uses it to steal, in a sense.

like with her magic cueball

JESSICA

Yeah

But it's still connected to her powers

MORGAN

of course, but it isn't the object of her powers is what i was getting at

JESSICA

Why else would Gamzee be doing this? He's almost always has some sort of agenda, whether we really understand it or not

MORGAN

eh?

JESSICA

The sprite thing.

MORGAN

but i don't think he's doing it to destroy anger... or are we changing topics now?

JESSICA

He's destroying anger by making them come to terms with each other.

He's not doing it actively though

Vriska is angry at Tavros, really angry. As seen in today's update. They are going to be stuck together. They either kill each other (and presumable themselves in the process) or they work things out.

Ok, I gotta go. Just keep talking though. I'll address everything later. Mwah!

MORGAN

i fucked up my potion, and i'm so mad now

hm.. interesting way to look at it... I'm going to go ahead and settle with both of us being correct

he destroyed with anger before, and he is potentially destroying anger now, in a weird sort of way

…

KALYN

btw I think Morgan's well thought out comments that she got to make while reviewing everything we said last night are quite valid and...well thought out.

JESSICA

IMPOSSIBRU!

KALYN

god

I just realized I haven't been on tumblr in days

this is gonna kill me

EMILY

truth man

JESSICA

lol, the superstuck stuff is fun

case you were wondering

JESSICA

Shocker of shocker, I'm in Ravenclaw! The most aggravating question of "Black or white" because I love them both together... I'm behind ya guys, but I'm catching up

EMILY

"HOW YOU ARE NOT ASHAMED TO WATCH THIS UNMORAL PERVERT VIDEO?

DO YOUR PARENTS KNOWES WHAT ARE YOU DOING AND HOW BAD YOUR MUSIC TASE IS? ! I DON'T THINK SO! IF THAY KNEW THEY WOULD KILL YOU!

WHAT WASTE OF TIME, INSTED OF WATCHING JUSTIN BIEBER AND LADY GAHA THAT ARE REAL MUSICIANS AND BEST THING FOR YOU!

JUSTIN BIEBER CAN'T BE COMPARED WITH THIS TALENTLES AMATEURS!

HE IS REAL MAN UNLIKE KPOP PUSSIES"

EMILY

god i just...appreciate this shitty troll

i go to this videos to fantasize about the masculinity and sexiness of top, and he thinks i'm gonna go HOLY SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT, I'M GONNA GO LOVE THAT "DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY" JUSTIN BEIBER!

MORGAN

hahahaha lawl

…

JESSICA

k, homestuck update, imma put some stuff here

SPOILERS!

MORGAN

read it

JESSICA

Tav is getting some backbone guys, it's refreshing (then clearly you don't need to worry )

JESSICA

I really liked this little part:

VRISKA: Overreacting my ass!

VRISKA: What a nightmare. It's still making my ghostly skin crawl just thinking a8out it.

TAVROS: nO, i THINK i'VE DECIDED, yOU'RE BEING UNREASONABLE

MORGAN

it's a little meta, the whole thing... as hussie likes to make it

JESSICA

hey! i haven't finished

teehee

Hussie

Hmm, so, Tavros is gaining a backbone, but in a "I really don't want to do anything, because I'm still kinda worthless, but my brief stint joined with you has shown me what real self-confidence is" sorta way.

I think their banter is kinda cute though

MORGAN

yeah.. i think their gonna go through that whole self-bettering thing aranea is trying to do with all her troll pals.

JESSICA

yup, that's what I figured too. It helps that they had (most likely) two years to themselves to work things out.

MORGAN

yeah... but time is not even a thing when you're dead... so more like eternity in a single moment?

JESSICA

Hmmm, I was going to say they were most likely in the bubbles, but Vriska was on that desert planet before she and Tavros melded together. Either way, it's still been two years since they died, assuming that Gamzee met up with Jane only a little bit before the asteroid made it. So my point still stands

JESSICA

I meant to put in there somehting about "even if they experienced eternity in a single moment" clearly forgot it

replace "either way" with that, lol

MORGAN

I would think it's three years at this point, if they were supposed to be the same age when they met up with the Alpha kids

(kalyn now, sorry)

JESSICA

I thought the trip was supposed to take 2 years

MORGAN

Unless you're saying that Gamzee got there ahead of everyone else, which seems like it's not possible to me, but you know

Could be shenanigans

nope three

the alpha kids are now 16

they were all supposed to be the same age

when they met up

JESSICA

I don't think it's impossible that Gamzee got there ahead, implausible, but not impossible. lol, it would be funny if he could teleport and that's why he's suddenly places without realizing what he's doing (you know, shenanigans)

MORGAN

he's...inadvertently teleporting?

JESSICA

Just throwing it out there

k, i'm about to faint from hunger, I"ll be back

MORGAN

EMILY

it kinda sounded like they forgot who gamzee was

based on this "And if that weren't enough of a nuisance, we've apparently got to deal with getting yanked out of the afterlife without a moment's notice 8y some 8ozo in a codpiece to particip8 in his grotesque 8ody fusion pranks."

JESSICA

It's either that, or Vriska was just not saying his name. I'll describe people like that, particularly if I'm mad, but no exactly who they are.

EMILY

hmmmm

tavros didn't say anything...

JESSICA

Just sayin'. It's also not impossible that they did forget them. I thought John had forgotten Vriska, remember? But someone said that Jade might not have known her, so he was just being abstract (which is another plausible reason)

Do you honestly think Tavros would say something? He's getting better, but Vriska was kinda going on a tangent.

EMILY

meh dunno

JESSICA

Yeah, I see what you mean though.

JESSICA

Yeah, this is all Jake does

"GT: Im always doing adventures remember?

TT: That is such bullshit, you sit in your little jungle globe watching movies all day.

GT: Well yes. But ok i have a LOT of movies to bone up on. There are so many good ones i still havent seen."

The kid has to have either wicked metabolism, or he fogets to eat a lot.

JESSICA

HOMESTUCK UPDATE! SPOILERS UP THERE^ AND PROBABLY BELOW THIS.

I'LL LET YOU KNOW AT THE NEXT SPOILER, DON'T WORRY

Hmmmmmmmm

JESSICA

GT: Say heres one im pretty excited about. Have you heard about this avatar jam? Its coming out next year.

TT: You mean the blue furry shit?

GT: No man it is not blue furry shit far from it. Get this. It is about this paralyzed fellow who is down on his luck and longs for adventure. And he finds it!

GT: But it is far away on an enchanted planet rich with coveted treasures. And adventure is not all that he finds oh no. He also finds romance.

GT: A beautiful blue woman from the wild teaches him the ways of her savage culture and also the ways of alien love. Together they frolic in the forest whilst sharing primal intimacy through magic sexual escapades.

JESSICA

Hmmmm

Makes you think of Tav and Vriska, doesn't it?

Dirk isn't being subtle about the whole "I'm from the future" thing, is he?

KALYN

not really lol

he's being all cryptic about it, sure, but he's still dropping hints

KALYN

also, from what I've read so far, I like this: TT: One thing at a time, bro. I haven't quite figured out a way to get myself there yet.

GT: It almost sounds like this is something youve given some thought...

JESSICA

Lol, I guess from our perspective it isn't subtle

KALYN

yeah, well I'm sure if he said he'd seen Avatar and everything, we probably would've figured it out

KALYN

GT: Yeah but come on its not like youre from a century in the future.

TT: Well. No.

Nope, plural.

JESSICA

lol

JESSICA

I think Jake put it quite elequantly: "Well shit."

How are Roxy and Dirk the only humans left?

KALYN

oh shit

yeah I'm not that far yet

KALYN

but this:TT: Well, I wasn't sure about doing this today, but if it's true that you do believe in me, then I guess fuck it, why not.

GT: Why not what?

TT: I guess call it an extra birthday present. But instead of a present that's awesome, consider it more like a weird confession that may change the way you feel about me.

GT: Whoa uh...

GT: Dirk are you... uh...

GT: Saying what i think?

TT: What?

TT: What do you think I'm saying here?

GT: Uh never mind sorry for interrupting.

GT: Should i sit down for this i dont know what to do.

GT: Wait i already am sitting down. Maybe i should stand up?

TT: No, just chill out. Stand up, sit down, whatever. Here's the thing.

TT: You know all these painfully obvious hints I've been dropping? That always seem to be flying over your head?

GT: Ummmmmmmm.

GT: Maybe?

GT: I think i need a towel or something.

TT: About me being from the future.

GT: Oh!

GT: Oh. Yes.

GT: I think so.

JESSICA

i KNOW!

KALYN

Sounds quite like Jake has been thinking about this for a long time as well

JESSICA

Yeah

KALYN

and he needs a towel.

We all know what it means when someone needs a towel.

(thank you Equius.)

JESSICA

I was a little aggravated, lol, but they are 13, that would be a hard revelation (fucking Equius)

KALYN

what? explain this statement

JESSICA

The whole "guess what, I'm gay" thing. They are pretty much only then beginning to understand hormones and sex stuff and all that fun stuff

They're probably already a little confused and overwhelmed, no reason to add that on top of everything.

KALYN

did he confess that too though?

I still haven't finished it ._.

derp

JESSICA

no, not then

KALYN

uhh

wait, so why are you aggravated then

if he didn't confess it at 13...

JESSICA

I know, it's obvious

but still

I'm a romantic, sorry, geez!

KALYN

Lol

there's gonna be some sadstuck soon

man I love Jake's reaction though

JESSICA

yeah

KALYN

Definitely seems like he's had it bad for Dirk for a while too

also with the SUperstuck thing last night? MY EMOOOOOTIONS!

JESSICA

lol, i know!

KALYN

I'm actually really glad they made that canon too

JESSICA

Same, I hope to see what they do with it too

KALYN

I can't wait to see where it goes

JESSICA

definitely

lol, i keep wondering if i should put in an application for eridan's character

no idea where i would take him, but still

KALYN

I think someone just did, actually

JESSICA

hmmmmm

KALYN

because they were anon-rping as him

and they were doing so well that the person being sollux asked them to apply

JESSICA

true

hmmmm, who else?

(although, realistically, would i be able to keep up with it, lol)

didn't they have an aradia at one point?

Gah! Speaking of Superstuck (again) they need to pick up on Johns' and Daves' story!

i forget how many people they actually have!

KALYN

well

I'm not following everyone (because I only follow the interesting ones), but uhhh

good question, I don't know who's available

JESSICA

yeah, i follow all of them, but only the interesting ones actually update consistently

KALYN

well some of them who had updated consistently really pissed me off

I can't bring myself to read Itchy's shit

so I unfollowed

same for Karkat I think...

JESSICA

and they don't update consistently anymore

but yeah, Karkat is annoying

KALYN

yeah

JESSICA

Although, apparently they told her that she needed to fix him

or she was out

KALYN

wasn't that a while ago though? when one of the Jades left?

JESSICA

maybe

Gamma Gunner hasn't updated in 3 months

KALYN

welp

another boring one

JESSICA

lol

Kanaya, and PM haven't updated since then either

KALYN

PM has barely done anything

Kanaya not much more

JESSICA

yeah

KALYN

ok Morgan and I are going to this henna thing, so I guess I'll talk to you later

JESSICA

k, bye!

have fun

take pictures!

(if you ge anything, that is)

*get

KALYN

well it's free

so I will

but I'll just show you when I get back

or Stephanie will take pictures and post them

maybe

dunno

JESSICA

regardless, have fun

KALYN

oh god Superstuck

stop with my emotions

JESSICA

I KNOW!

KALYN

OH MY GOD AGAIN?

WHY DOES SUPERSTUCK HATE MY EMOTIONS!

I'm going bad to good ole happy fluffy homestuck, where my Dirk/Jake is even more canon than in Superstuck all of a sudden!

KALYN

I'm rereading all conversations that discuss Dirk/Jake, and the one between Jane and Jake is so friggen funny with Jane's responses.

JESSICA

spoilers

k, so, has the condescedence alawys been there? like, in both variations of this world? i thought nana hinted that she wasnt human. so what was her angle before? the same, but was derailed by the whole apocalypse thing? she clearly didnt have as heavy a hand before.

JESSICA

So they are the same as their ancestors.

TT: But she still needed an ongoing population of subjects to abuse, so to propagate the race she set up this weird system.

TT: At random intervals every citizen would be required to supply their genetic material to drones. That DNA would be collected and combined in some way.

TT: Many years later, long after the original donors had died, clones would be spawned from their DNA. So no one would ever be able to know who their "parents" were, or be able to trace their lineage.

JESSICA

so trolls' bucket system is actually obsolete? or is this just a translation of how the mother grub works?

yeah, its just a translation. i kinda feel sorry for the condesce now

she goes about it all wrong, and she's super rigid, but alternia is dead. she and anyone on her ship who survived that long are dead

plus, they're probably dead too. fuchsia bloods lie hellishly long, i believe

And Cal's creepy as fuck. I'm just sayin

KALYN

I think maybe she would've done the same in the betaverse, but they started playing at 13, and that's when she decided to reveal herself in alphaverse, so if the timing would have been the same, then she might have revealed herself in betaverse had they not ended up playing the game then

KALYN

also, there's no reckoning to destroy this earth, so yeah, the apocalypse thing

she just had a lot more time with this incarnation of the universe

and omg SADSTUCK why are both Homestuck AND Superstuck killing my emotions!

I'm so super sad about this guise

JESSICA

speaking of superstuck, WV answered my question

AND DAMNIT! MORE SADSTUCK!

JESSICA

yay! I'm a nice anon ^^

...

KALYN

I now have gauze taped around my feet and am walking like a duck

wonderful times we're having here

EMILY

i'm procrastinating watching comedy

KALYN

life is such an adventure

oh?

EMILY

yup

jealous

i wanna adventure

KALYN

not really, because I now have duck feet

so suck my duck

EMILY

hahahah

KALYN

I hiked like 8 blocks to Berklee, another 2 to get a signature for a prerequisite waiver to take a course, and then that 2 blocks back and the 8 blocks back to Emerson

all within like a couple of hours and in heels

yeah ok about a couple hours

little less

but it was quite productive

EMILY

why would you wear heels?

KALYN

wish it wasn't so gross out though

I was just wearing my boots, it was wet outside, I thought it would've been colder than it was based on how my dorm felt, but turns out it was just muggy and gross

EMILY

KALYN

I could've worn the flats, but I thought I would wear enough to not let me freeze during the walk

EMILY

can't wait to wear a dress tomorrow

KALYN

turns out I was sweating and ended up taking off my coat and sweatshirt and carrying those and an umbrella the whole way

yay?

EMILY

yeah!

supposed to be super hot tomorrow and wednesday

KALYN

oh fun

EMILY

yeah!

KALYN

I think the sun's supposed to come out sometime this week too

*wishful thinking*

EMILY

hahaha

stupid boston!

KALYN

it's been rainy and gross the past two days, and I need some sunlight to get me out of this limbo feeling

I hate the limbo feeling

EMILY

ew!

KALYN

I have it less today because I was productive, but it's still weird considering I spent the first part of my day suffering in this unfamiliar area, but also happy because I got shit done

EMILY

yay!

KALYN

so yeah

mixed feelings on today

EMILY

i wish this shit was done

KALYN

but at least they're feelings

yesterday I didn't know what to feel about anything, so I guess this is a step up

fuckin

limbo

doesn't help that the medical bills are piling

EMILY

ewer

KALYN

just got another one sprung on me that's more than all the others combined, and that's without the insurance coverage

fuck my life

EMILY

why?

KALYN

why what?

EMILY

why more bills?

KALYN

I don't know!

They don't put all the charges on one!

EMILY

duuuumb

dumb

KALYN

So I have the examiner's bill, and then the ambulance bill, some other one from Tufts that seemed to cover some various materials (I don't know what the fuck they even were though) and this last one was for the actual emergency room. Like the fuckin room I was in for 3 hours, and the IV shit they gave me.

EMILY

i close my eyes and unfortunately all i see are dicks

KALYN

and I guess their time, I dunno

EMILY

i need something else

KALYN

lol

...vaginas?

EMILY

KALYN

._.'

EMILY

please no

KALYN

lol

what are you getting at haha

food

bunnies

uhh

EMILY

hmmm

KALYN

BABY GOATS

EMILY

i would say sexy guy but that wouldn't be good

KALYN

(gif of adorable baby goat jumping on a bed)

EMILY

that's pretty fuckin cute

KALYN

right?

EMILY

haha

but i'm hungry now...

and it really smells down here

KALYN

EMILY

sorry!

…

EMILY

congratulate me guys, i've finally caught up on homestuck

KALYN

how long have you not been?

EMILY

uhhhh

past 2 updates?

JESSICA

Teehee

Homestuck

Spoiler coming your way

teehee

EMILY

...yes

doesn't matter i've caught up

JESSICA

oh, well, for the others then?

EMILY

h'ok

JESSICA

either way, i thought this was funny, especially given Jane's romantic endeavors

TT: Famous comedian, about the age of your grandma, inheriting the family name of the Baroness...

TT: Not ringing a bell?

GT: What are you talking about! Dirk stop speaking in riddles and keep telling the story i am on tenterhooks here!

TT: Ok, well it's not like it's that important. Just a super obvious thing that'll probably occur to you later when you're looking in the fridge you don't have, at which point you'll feel like an idiot.

GT: Oh my god you can be one opaque motherfucker just clue me in bro!

TT: Nah, it'll be funnier this way.

GT: STRIIIIIIDEEEERRRRRRRR!

EMILY

you wondering who?

i was wondering that

JESSICA

Who what now?

EMILY

uhhh ok

JESSICA

What were you wondering? I am curious

EMILY

what were you wondering?

or...reason for bringing that up?

JESSICA

earlier Kalyn and I were talking about what Jake's romantic life would be like

EMILY

JESSICA

That Jane would get her chance and that they may live happily ever after

EMILY

yeah

JESSICA

I showed doubts, and here is a little more proof on my part, lol

EMILY

JESSICA

ok, now, what was it you were wondering? Who Dirk was referring to

EMILY

i was wondering who the fuck he was talking about

JESSICA

The comedian?

EMILY

yeah

JESSICA

Poppop

EMILY

oooooooooh

i was thinking it was a legit comedian for some reason

KALYN

nope, just John lol

and that made me laugh

it gives me hope that maybe Jake/Dirk will last

EMILY

what?

JESSICA

I wonder what SN stands for

Skaia Net?

KALYN

ooh good question, could be

wait

JESSICA

Pretty sure that's from the Terminator series...

KALYN

did these initials turn up before, and didn't we wonder what they could be? and didn't you suggest Skaia Net?

was it when Rose was hooking up her laptop to the hub, and it had the initials SN?

JESSICA

oooh, maybe, but would we have known Skaia by then? I can't remember

I'm sure I probably brought Skaia Net before because of its link to Terminator

KALYN

lawl yes, since we didn't start this whole conversation until way after we knew about skaia

and yes

JESSICA

derp

KALYN

actually you had to remember that it was from Terminator rather than Homestuck lol

JESSICA

So, yeah, maybe!

Ok, so, another thing I was thinking about, I know the Condesce was there in our kids' world, but she didn't have nearly the heavy hand as she does now

KALYN

nope, but then again the reckoning happened which kinda destroyed the world before she could reveal herself

JESSICA

Yeah, I was about to look if Dirk said when she really played her hand. Didn't think about that first

Cuz if it was after the Reckonning, then yeah, it would make sense

but first, brb

KALYN

she played her hand in 200...9? when Jake was 13. remember that the alpha kids don't start playing until they're 16, whereas the beta kids play when they're 13, as the world is ending.

so if she was planning on doing it all in the same span of time, then she pretty much was foiled by the reckoning.

also you should start sending me this conversation, like copy/paste it into a email or something.

JESSICA

I know she was going to play her hand at the same time, but I couldn't remember if it was after 4/13/09

4/11/09 x.x

KALYN

ah, is that when she did it in the alphaverse?

JESSICA

I don't know, that's why I brougth it up. The kids' reckoning was 4/11/09

KALYN

what? the beta kids?

no...

4/13

JESSICA

fuck, so i was right to begin with

KALYN

4/13 is John's birthday, 413 is the magical numeral of the prophets or whatever

etc etc

JESSICA

(i upped the dosage in my medicine, which i think addles my brain for a little bit. Sorry if I make even less sense x.x)

KALYN

haha ok

JESSICA

ok, so, the Condesce made her presence known in 2011, the same day Jane went into the Game. But she still had all the tech. Some of it was new, but Jane still had stuff that was a little older, right? Maybe it was Jade's influence. Jake in the beta universe adventured and helped the kids in Sburb. But he probably also messed with technology, because didn't he make Jade's robo-dreamer? But there wasn't the full-on battle

JESSICA

Although, if Jake was anything like he is now, I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't do anything

KALYN

you should clarify some of those statements more...

the stuff about Jane/Jake and their influence?

JESSICA

K, Jade had the competing technology company, right?

So, I was thinking that she was spurring the Condesce on

But Jake was travelling through time and jumping all over the place (he was in Sburb helping every body out) (goddamnit, brain is refusing to work )

I think what I was getting at is Jake probably wouldn't have done the same things Jade did. He might not have had the technology company that spurred the Condesce to create more advanced Tech faster

lol, I was about to say something really stupid: "Cuz technology isn't going to advance that fast in a little over two years, right?"

KALYN

hahahahahahahahahaha

how naïve lawl

JESSICA

eh, you know

k, i have homework i need to get done. I'll come back when I'm finished, but that might be a while

KALYN

ok I'm gonna study

EMILY

holy shit

i didn't say bye cause i thought you guys wouldn't be talking

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EMILY

my finger fucking BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURNS

JESSICA

EMILY

i burnt it

JESSICA

How?

EMILY

i epically failed at making pancakes

JESSICA

lol

LOL AT YOUR PAIN!

EMILY

the left side of my face is really soft...

JESSICA

pancakes are not easy to make, particularly on your first go

you have to be patient

EMILY

meh i've made pancakes before

JESSICA

oh yeah? I barely have the patience to make a competent omelette, I doubt I would for pancakes

EMILY

hahaha

JESSICA

at least when you mess up an omelette you can go "It's a scramble!"

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JESSICA

Homestuck update, btw. Spoilers ahoy!

EMILY

kinda wish we had that movie renting experience...

JESSICA

K, so, one of the pictures to accompany the text is very interesting. It's who i presume to be Jake (even though he lacks his iconic second pistol) and he has shackles with UU's and uu's symbols. They are also bright green and bright red in color. I would like to say that they are in opposition of each other, because of the cliched separation of their colors. What I can say is that Jake is shackled by them both, by the legs. So, whatever moves he makes are dictated by them? Or are within the confines they give him?

I suddenly wonder if they have any ties to Lord English. There is little justification for this, just something I wondered. SO DON'T QUESTION IT TOO MUCH!

No matter what, they have some sort of important connection to Jake.

EMILY

i'm intrigued by that picture

JESSICA

lolololol, Dave, you rapscallion

I wonder if 2.890.1 is an important number. Have we seen it before?

EMILY

hmmmm

meh dunno

JESSICA

Lol

k, i'm off to bed!

EMILY