Mycroft is in bold and the foxy DI is normal font. enjoy!
" DI lestrade"
"You"
"Me?"
"Yes you. stop"
"Stop what, Sir?"
"Stop with your eyes"
"Is this some sort of abstract poetry reading?"
"No."
"No?"
"No."
"Alright who is this?"
"Your mother"
"No, my mother is a tad more shrill"
"You're funny I like you"
"Good to know that one of us is amused"
"Well I mean I like you for a plethora of reasons, you have wonderful teeth, and you are so foxy with that haircut of yours, so sliver, OH THATS WHY THEY CALL YOU THAT ISN'T IT"
"Call me what?"
"Silver Fox"
"Who does"
"Me"
"…"
"Its Mycroft."
"Who?"
"We have met before, I had to come retrieve my brother from you, before he got cleaned up… Sherlock"
"Oh your the brother! The tall one with the umbrella?"
"Yes."
" So Mr. Holmes is there any reason for this call at 12:30 am?"
" Yes, I have something to tell you."
"…"
"…"
"Are you going to tell me?"
"Yes."
"When?"
"Soon."
" What are you waiting for?"
"My assistant to pour me another glass of wine"
"Alright"
" As I was saying, gregory, you have a wonderful arse, I would like to become better aquatinted with it"
"…"
" Is something wrong gregory? I can hear you breathing rather heavily."
" It just took me a little by surprise honestly"
"Well what do you say?"
" Mr. Holmes, we have met a grand total of 3 times I believe, and also you are drunk, so for now I will have to say no."
" No?"
"No."
"Well then Mr. Lestrade, I will not waste any more of your ti-"
"But if you call me tomorrow when I have more sleep and you have less slurring in your words we might be able to talk more extensively on the topic"
"Ah"
"Ah?"
"Ah.''
"Good night, Mycroft"
"Good night, Gregory"
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"Anthea, why is a contact in my phone under 'slvier foxesa' ? and why did I talk to them for 30 minutes last ni- Oh good lord"