This fic has the second most hits out of any of my other Pokemon fics. There are hundreds of people who read it and are ashamed to admit it in the reviews. Awesome!

As for Muk the Tyler, he slopped along lonelyful and thinking of the Ash that didn't want him, until a beautiful vampire named Gardevoir sank her teeth into him, and he thrust his Muk into her Pokecooch. Then an egg appeared, but no one knows how it got there!