Chapter Seven: Old English and Pizza
"Pizza time, broski!" I yelled, stuffing a piece of pepperoni pizza in my mouth and swallowing without chewing.
Keygan laughed, taking a bite, deciding not to be quite as… loud as me? I don't know, I guess sloppy. Yeah, sloppy. That sounds right! I choked a little bit before actually swallowing. (Eating a whole piece of pizza with no chewing whatsoever isn't easy! Unless you're like my dad, who can easily do that. It's funny to watch.)
"I seriously can't believe we're going back to camp so soon!" I said through a full mouth, which didn't bother Keygan one bit. Sometimes, I feel like I act more like a dude than him. Not all that often though, just once in a while.
"I know. Hey, how do you think you did on the math exam?"
"I…" I frowned. I know I passed, but Mrs. Kraps always fails me. Yet again, she's probably not even a she anymore… She was that totally weird monster thing.
"You know you passed, but after everything with Mrs. Kraps you have no idea anymore?" he asked.
"Yep. You read my mind."
He smirked, "Like a boss," was his reply.
"A genius boss!"
"So, I am the boss?"
"Nope, you're as much of a Baby Turtle as my brother."
"Dude, bro… I hate you."
"That is no way to treat a girl!" I defended.
He chuckled, "Since when are you a girl?"
I gasped, trying not to smile, "Such an insult, Mr. Stoll!"
"Oh, but how so, Miss Jackson?" He had an eyebrow raised and spoke with a fricken' awesome British accent. Excuse me, bloody brilliant British accent.
"You deeply insulted me, Mr. Stoll, it hurt oh so much! Do you not see the stains on my once beautiful face?"
"Those tear stains aren't all that flattering, Miss Jackson."
"Why, I just said so, didn't I? Mr. Stoll, could you help me with them?"
"I would, Miss Jackson, but I can't for today, for I have plans I made that I must attend…eth."
"Really, Keygan? Fail! You fail at old English!"
He laughed, "Why thank-eth you, Olivia!"
"Why, no problem, Keyg-eth."
"We're so stupid sometimes."
Now I laughed, "More like all the time."
"Now that's your job. I'm too sexy to be stupid."
"You just said you were stupid," I pointed out.
"Nope."
"You did, 'Mr. Sexy'."
"You called me sexy!" Cue the idiotic victory dance.
I'm not going to lie, I did blush. "I was being sarcastic!"
"Soooooo? You still said it!"
I really hate his stupid smirk right now. "Sarcastically!"
"Still, you said it!"
"Shut up!"
"Never!"
"Don't make me, Baby Turtle!"
He paused in his dance and laughed, "Okay, we really are stupid sometimes."
I nodded in agreement, keeping my mouth shut, face still bright red.
"So, what do you want to do?"
"Before we have to leave?" I shrugged, "I honestly don't know."
"You're boring."
"Thank you oh so much, Keygan."
He grinned. "No problem."
Hey everyone! Sorry for the wait. But yeah, have some Olivia Keygan fluff!
I don't know when I'll post the the next chapter. I want to write up to the half way mark in the story before posting again, but I don't know yet. We'll just have to see what happens.
Peace. Love. Anime.
~hetalia-deathnote-kuroshitsuji~