Disclaimer: I don't own Sons of Anarchy or any of the characters.

A/N: Massive thank you for all the favs, alerts and above all, the reviews, I love them! I hope you all like this chapter as well.

Chapter 3: Karma Police

It was about lunch time and Hap and the others were sitting on a bench outside the garage. Alice was still inside, cursing over a car that wouldn't do what she wanted it to do.

A Pontiac Firebird came up the driveway, stopped and a tall, big, black haired man got out of the car. He walked up to the bench.

"I'm looking for Alice." Happy froze and took closer look at the guy. He was big, but had a clean-cut, classic, handsome look. What did this fucker want with Alice?

"Why?" Chibs asked.

The guy took of his glasses, smiled and said, "She's my wife."

Happy felt an urge to bash the fucker in the face but just clenched his hands around the edges of the bench. This fucker was her husband! Fuck!

Tig pointed at one of the prospects, "You! Go get Gemma." The prospect ran off and the Tig got down from the bench. "Wait here, I'll go get her."

He just followed Tig with his eyes, completely ignoring them on the bench. Disrespectful bastard! Gemma and the prospect walked up to them, she leaned over and whispered something in Jax's ear and he took off. A few seconds later Alice came from the garage and made a sudden halt when she saw that idiot. He suddenly remembered his name. Mark! Shit name.

"Hi there beautiful."

"What the fuck are you doing here?"

"I thought I'd leave you the papers."

"You could've just sent them to me." Happy couldn't help a smile. Sassy bitch!

"Yeah, well, I wanted to talk to you. About the... thing... it was sort of an accident you know." They all knew what had happened, the 'accident'. She couldn't be stupid enough to fall for that.

"What? She fell and you slipped?" Hot chick! He turned to look at the fucker and hoped to see him rueful. The shithead was smiling.

"Didn't really think you'd fall for that. Worth a try." And now she was smiling! What the fuck!

"Come on." She walked off towards the garage, just out of earshot. Shit! Was she going back to the asshole?

They were standing in full view in the garage, talking for a while.

"Where's Jax?" Bobby asked and looked at Gemma.

"I asked him to go get Tara."

"Why?" Juice asked.

"That's a strong bitch, but meeting you cheating husband and getting divorce papers is not the easiest thing. No offense boys, but you're probably not the best guys for a heart to heart. She might need Tara."

Happy looked over at Alice again, she was holding the papers and they were still talking, suddenly the dickhead leaned over, caressed her face and kissed her. If he'd had a gun that fuckface would be dead! He turned around and walked out. Alice followed him for a while and then stopped. Douchebag kept walking towards the car. 'Just keep walking and you might leave this place alive', was the only thought that went through Happy's head.

When he was at the car Alice turned around and started walking towards the garage again, but then halted as if she remembered something and walked towards him again.

"Hey, Mark. Do you remembered what I said when you asked me to marry you?"

Fuckface had just opened the car door and leaned against the roof of the car and smiled at Alice.

"Sure, you said you weren't worth the trouble."

She smiled at him, he had never fucking seen her smile like that to anyone! Maybe Abel, but that was it. And now she was smiling at her cheating ex-husband.

"Can't say I didn't warn ya!"

The guy just laughed and started to get into his car. "Don't kid yourself babe, you were worth it!"

And then he was in the car and took off. Alice looked at him for a long time with her hands on her head. Why the fuck was she doing that?

Happy couldn't stop thinking about that asshole, he had touch her, seen that entire tattoo, fucking married her. He really wanted to kill him, like, a lot. He shouldn't have been allowed to find out that she 'was worth it'.

Gemma walked up to Alice.

"You ok, sweetheart?"

"Yeah, I just didn't expect that to hurt, at all."

"Jax is picking up Tara for you."

"I'll be fine, really Gemma. I just... it's sort of a failure you know." Happy didn't understand that comment. Failure, how? Shit, he never understood women, he never gave it a try, he usually just fucked them.

"I know sweetie, come on, let's go to the bar. You need a drink."

"So that was the ex." Juice said. "Really not what I expected. I thought she would at least punch him."

Happy would have wanted to see her punch him, that would have felt better than this. It was as if she regretted leaving him.

"Yeah." Tig said. "Clean-cut dude. Huge fucker."

"Well, at least she will get that divorced when she sends in those papers." Bobby said.

He liked that, she wouldn't belong to that asshole anymore.

"Yeah, that's a good thing, she needed to get rid of that lad." Chibs said. "She said that this is what she got for breaking one of her 'never's'."

"Her, what?" Happy had to ask.

"She has a list of never's that she decided to follow when she was young, stuff she would never do. Not fucking were she earns is one of them. Never getting married was another one."

"I wonder what else is on that list." Bobby asked.

"Don't know, those are the one's she told me."

Happy was definitely going to find out what was on that list and make sure she broke every fucking 'never'. Hot bitches didn't need any 'never's'. They should just do everything. The only thing that pissed him off was that that Mark Asshole made her break one of them.

Alice was sitting at the bar in the clubhouse. Gemma and Tara was with her, she had no idea how Tara managed to sneak away from work. But she was grateful that she was there.

"Are you sure you're ok?" Tara asked for the tenth time.

"I'm sure Tara, I'm fine. He just caught me off guard."

"I called Mia, she's coming here."

"Oh geez, you've asked Mia to come to Charming, to a MC Club house!" Alice couldn't help but to laugh. She loved Mia, she had been her best friend since they were eleven. On the outside Alice probably seemed crazier than Mia, but that wasn't actually the case. Mia was the total nutcase. The flashing of boobs on the Brooklyn Bridge had been her idea. The next time they were arrested had also been because of her. Letting Mia loose among bikers was probably not a god idea.

Speaking of Bikers, that's when all of them came through the door. Chibs came up to her.

"You ok, lass?" Alice loved Chibs, he had been great and treated her a lot like her brother did.

"I'm fine, Chibs, just caught off guard." He gave he a quick hug.

She looked towards the rest of them. "Seriously, I'm fine!" She didn't want them to worry about her. She was fine, it had just been tough to see him, in Charming, and when he told her he was sorry that he fucked up. That he didn't have the balls to end it with her properly and instead cheated on her, she remembered why she loved him. Or at least thought she did.

She knew why he did it, why he asked her to marry him, why he finally gave up on her. She wasn't good with emotions, at first he probably thought that she didn't want to show him her feelings because she was unsure of him, so he asked her to marry him.

Then he realized that it had nothing to do with being insecure. She just wasn't the type who needed to hear sweet word. To her it was what a man did who mattered and that's how she showed how she felt. It just wasn't enough for him.

Her eyes moved towards Happy, she couldn't help it, his black eyes were scanning her, she gave him a smile and he just nodded. The things that man could do to her with just a look. He didn't speak to her often, something she was actually happy for since his voice made shivers go down her spine and not the bad kind.

Jax walked up to Tara and gave her a kiss, and then he turned towards her.

"So that was your husband?"

"Was, being the proper word. Finally got the papers."

"Big guy."

She just smiled and nodded. Alice liked big guys, raspy voices and tattoos.

"Maybe you should tell Jax the good news?" She just wanted the conversation to be about anything but Mark.

"What news?" Jax looked at Tara.

"I freaked out when you called and said that Mark was here so I called Al's friend Mia. She's coming tonight."

Jax turned to Al. "So what's the problem?"

Alice just smiled and looked at Tara. Tara looked at Jax "Well.. she's kind of..."

"Kind of, what?" Gemma asked.

"Crazy." Al said with a smug smile. "And this is me, saying that."

"Oh shit!" Bobby said.

"What does she look like?" Tig asked.

"Oh, she's hot!" Tara said.

"Really fucking hot." Alice filled in. "I'm gonna go and give her a call."

Alice picked up the phone from her pocket and walked outside. She passed Happy on her way out and looked up at him. He was like a fucking magnet. She needed to stop.

Mia picked up her phone on the second signal.

"Hottie, I'm on my way."

"I know, Tara said you were. Listen I'm sort of... concerned about you coming to and MC club." If Alice was really honest to herself, she was mostly concerned that Mia was going to hone in on Happy.

"Oh, I'll be really nice." Alice knew exactly what Mia meant by being 'nice'.

"I know, it's just..."

"Oh my, I know this conversation, you've got your eye on someone."

"You know I don't fuck were I earn." Bloody Mia, she couldn't hide anything from her.

"Doesn't stop you from looking. I know you. Don't worry. I'll look for the big guy, with the most tattoos and the lowest voice and just stay away from him."

Mia was spot on, of course, it wouldn't take her five minutes to figure out who she was looking at.

"Bitch."

"I know you."

"I'll see you, when will you be here?"

"Around seven. Don't start drinking without me."

"Too late."

"Bitch, back at ya."

She walked inside and got up to the bar.

"She'll be here around seven. She'll probably call when she's in town for directions."

At six thirty Happy was on outside the club with the rest of them. He was kind of curious about this Mia, Alice friend. Alice had been to Tara's house, she still had some stuff there, just in case. She was wearing a ribbed tank top underneath a dark blue t-shirt with a weird print on it. Her very used jeans, with a thin chain hanging on her right side and red converse. It made her look a lot younger than she was but he found it fascinating how fucking sexy she looked with so little effort.

A car pulled in on the lot, Al started to work towards it and a women got out.

"Oh, hell!" Tig said. Jax started to laugh and Bobby looked like he was about to have a heart attack.

"That's Mia?" Jax said to Tara.

"Yes, she's something."

She was taller than Al, but that could be due to the bitch heals she was wearing. She had fish net stockings, a very short skirt and an extremely low cut top. She had long black hair with bangs, hooker red lips and black eye make-up. She was... extremely sexy.

"Baby girl!" The women said as walked up to Alice and gave her a hug. "You still look like a mechanic."

"I still am." Alice smiled, that honest fucking smile that gave him a boner every time. "You still look like you work at Hilda's house of Pain."

"I still do."

Alice couldn't stop looking at Mia, she was so happy to see her. Her dark brown eyes, the smile that could turn the head of any man she wanted. Mia actually did work at Hilda's House of Pain when she felt like it. Her specialty was the whip, CEO's loved to get spanked by Mia and it was making her more money than she needed.

Mia turned her interest on the men who were standing, dumbfounded, looking at her.

"So, are you going to introduce me to the men?"

Alice introduced her to them and when she came towards Happy she could see Mia's smile and gave Alice a knowing look. She knew, immediately.

"I'm assuming that we are going to bench-drink now?"

"Oh yes."

"Tara, I'll go home and bring the boys with me, I'm too old to bench-drink and I think I'm looking at two pros." Gemma said with a smile and Alice gave her a hug.

None of them could take their eyes of the three girls sitting around the table in the club house. They were all piss drunk and chatting away like they were the only three people in the world.

"This is fucking awesome," Juice said. "It's like we're not even here, I've always wanted to know what chicks talked about when they were alone."

Mia looked at Al. "What was the name of that guy you dated for a while?"

"I don't date."

"She doesn't!" Tara said with emphasis just before taking another sip of her drink.

"Well, that guy you fucked more than once then." Mia was waving with her hand, the one holding the glass, but as far as Happy could see, she didn't even notice spilling the drink.

"What guy?"

"The guy with tattoos." Alice just looked at Mia with raised eyebrows and that dead fucking sexy crocked smile in her lips. Tara started to laugh.

"Seriously Mia, have you ever seen her with a guy who didn't have tattoos?"

Happy liked to hear that, she liked tattoos, he would like to know what else she liked.

"It was just around the time that Mike taught us three how to give proper blow jobs." What the fuck! A guy taught all three of them, how?

"Was I seeing someone then? I mean, I worked at a gay bar!" Happy realized that Mike was probably some gay guy. He had met a couple of girls who was taught blow jobs from gay guys. They usually knew exactly what they were doing and she already had the lips for sucking cock.

"You know, the guy who shoved it up your ass without asking."

Every guy in the bar choked on whatever they had in their throats and just looked at the bitches around the table. They didn't seem to notice and Alice and Tara were just laughing.

"Joshua." Tara said between the laughs.

"Yeah, Joshua, " Al said with a smile and then continued with a darker voice, imitating a man, "I'm sorry, babe. I didn't think you'd notice." That made Mia and Tara laugh and within seconds the other people in the bar tried to swallow their laughs, hoping that they wouldn't be noticed. Happy included.

"I remember us bench-drinking standing up that night." Tara laughed.

"Oh yes, I could hardly sit down for days after that." Alice said with big eyes. Happy was stunned, where did that chick find these guys? What idiot did a thing like that?

"He was pretty hot though." Mia said after a while and dried her eyes.

Alice took a sip of her drink. "He wasn't so hot up my ass."

That was it, they couldn't help it, they all started to laugh out loud and the women seemed to remember that they were there and came over to them.

About 45 minutes later Mia disappeared with Tig to the back rooms. They were all standing around the bar looking at them as they left. Happy just shook his head, that girl was obviously as crazy as Al. He had heard what Tig said to her.

"Are you sure that's a good idea?" Jax said to Al.

Tara answered. "I never thought I would say this when Tig was involved, but I'm not sure which one of them to warn."

"Are you shitting me?" Juice said.

"No, she wasn't kidding when she said that she was working at Hilda's House of Pain." Alice said. Happy looked at her with big eyes. She was just full of contradictions. Her closest friends was a hooker and a doctor, drinking and fucking around and trowing men out of her house without compassion and then taking care of his mom, who wasn't even a relative.

"Isn't that the S & M place in LA?" Chibs said.

"Yes." Al said with a smile. The smile spread to all the other around the table.

"Oh, this is going to be great." Clay said.

He couldn't fucking help himself. It was the day after and when he pulled up outside his aunt's house he went over to the blue house and rang the doorbell.

It was Mia who opened the door. "Well, hi there." She said with a smile.

"Hi." Why the fuck did he go there? He had nothing to fucking say. Seconds later he saw Al walking up behind Mia, the usual ribbed tank top and black boyshorts.

"Hi, Hap, everything ok?"

He smiled at her. "Yeah."

He could hear Mia giggling and saw Al giving her a look.

Alice glared at Mia, she knew what she was thinking. "You can go inside." Alice picked up a cardigan that was hanging by the door and stepped outside on the porch and closed the door behind her. She looked up at Happy, he had a white t-shirt under the cut, she would love to have a closer look at those tattoos, see what they looked like underneath the t-shirt. "Sure everything's ok?"

"Fine, you sure you're ok?"

"I'm good Happy, really." She looked into those black eyes. "Have you met Tig today?"

"Yeah." He gave her a smile.

"Good, just wanted to make sure he's not tied up to his bed."

"Nah, said to tell me he'd love to meet her again." The comment made her laugh.

Happy realized that this was probably the first time they were alone, just talking. She had bare legs, a hair that reminded him of the first time he met her, a butt ugly knitted sweater on, but she managed to still look fucking hot. And when she laughed!

"She tends to have that effect on men or the effect when they scream 'stay away from me'. I didn't really think Tig would be one of the latter."

"Nah, he said he might be in love."

Alice was surprised. Happy had never just, talked to her like this. He was standing on her porch, smiling, with the sunglasses hanging on the neck of his t-shirt, hands was fiddling with the belt loops on his jeans. At first, for a horrible second, she had thought he wanted to see Mia, but he seemed mostly relieved when she closed the door behind her.

"Did you want something?"

"Just wanted to make sure you're ok." She looked up at him, totally stunned. Was that really why he came by? She was suddenly aware of how close he was standing and she pulled her carding around her in an attempt to just do something with her hands, to stop her from sliding them along his tattooed arms.

"I am." She wasn't sure if she wanted him to leave immediately or like, never.

"Tell me something." He said and amazingly enough he managed to get even closer to her without touching her.

"What?" She couldn't look at gun and kept her eyes fixated on anything but his eyes and lips.

"How many 'never's' do you have on that list?"

Happy noticed her reaction, her eyes that snapped up from his chest and that fucking smile that spread over her face, he had felt like he was the one in control until then, she couldn't even look at him. But now, they were pretty much even.

"Eight." She was still smiling, looking him right into the eyes, he moved his glance to those fucking, unbelievable, lips. He had to have at least a taste.

"Eight things you'll never do?"

"Yup." He put his left hand on her cheek, and then pressed his lips against hers, when he slid his tongue against her lips she opened her mouth and he put his other arm around her waist. He could taste coffee and OJ and pulled her even closer. When he felt her arms coming around his waist he kissed her even harder. Fuck, he wanted her bad. If they hadn't been on her porch he would pull down those panties and take her now. He managed to break it off and looked at her, still holding his arm around her waist. She smiled at him with raised eyebrows, how the hell did that bitch managed to look that fucking sexy?

"Was that breaking one of them?"

Alice couldn't help herself, she could feel her smile growing even bigger.

"Borderline breaking two of them actually."

"Good." He let go of her waist and took a step back. He could see the corner of his lips twitch as well. "I'm planning on making you break all of them." He started to back away from her.

That made Alice laugh, she was looking forward to this, it would be fun. "You don't even know what they are."

"Don't care."

"You really should. Or are you only going to make sure I break them regardless of with who?" She knew that would catch his attention.

That made him stop and he quickly walked up to her. "No, with me." He gave her a cocksure smile and gave her a peck on the lips.

"So, do you want to know what they are or should I just tell you when I'm breaking them?"

Happy could see that she found this as amusing as he did. She was teasing him, smart bitch, he couldn't even remembered the last time some chick did that. They usually were on their knees the second he nodded to them. He had almost forgotten how much fun the chase was.

"Would you tell them?"

"I might, but no now." Elusive bitch!

"I'll see you." He said, put on his glasses and started walking away. He turned around and looked at her. She was still smiling and waved at him when she saw him looking.

Alice inside and could feel that the smile was still on her face.

"I see that went well." Mia said when she walked through the door. "Are we planning on breaking one of the never's."

"Just starting something with him actually breaks two of them."

"Good, they are absolutely ridiculous. Isn't one of them that you'll never take it up the ass?"

"Yes."

"You've already done that."

"I didn't take it, he shoved it, it doesn't count."

"Ok, still, you shouldn't have rules like that." Mia wasn't the kind of woman who believed in rules, any rules at all. Alice knew that, she had been on her ass about those rules since she found out about them.

"I like them. I think they're good. And I broke one of them, look were that got me."

"Flushing and smiling at you kitchen table?"

"No, not now, I broke one of them when I got married."

"Ok, that was a good one, marrying Mark was stupid, I liked hem but he never understood you. What happened? Now, I mean."

"He kissed me, and said he was going to make sure I broke all my 'never's'." She couldn't help smiling, Mia would love that.

"Oh, I like this guy." Of course she did! Mia liked guys who got you in trouble. Alice knew that.

"He also said that Tig would love to see you again."

"Oh, I would love to see him again as well. That's one freaky guy."

"Geez, and they think I'm crazy."

"It's just 'cause they never met me before. And they're used to those chicks hanging around, what do they call them here?"

"Crow eaters or Sweetbutts."

"Crow eaters?"

"The short for the club is Samcro."

"Oh, nice touch. Anyway, I'd bet you anything that guy is dying for a good chase."

"He might."

"I'd bet you he is, most guys get tired of chicks they can just have whenever they want. What's the fun in that? And that guy is the kind who would get tired of that. Trust me."

Mia probably had a point, she usually knew what men liked. It was pretty much her job knowing that. So, in this case, Alice was just going to sit back and wait for him. It would probably drive him insane.

Happy walked into the kitchen and found Phil, having breakfast with Mona.

"Get lost."

"Ok." Phil was up and on his way within seconds, just giving his aunt a quick 'thank you' before he left.

"You could have let him finished."

Happy just shrugged, there was no point in explaining to Mona how things worked with prospects. He walked out to the living room and sat down next to his mom.

"Hi there son. You ok?"

"I'm good, you?"

"I'm having one of my better days. Have you been to see Al?" His mom gave said and kept her eyes on the TV, he could see the corner of her mouth twitching. She had asked him quite a lot about Al, hinting, telling him things about her.

"What?"

"Just asking." Pretending to be innocent, he couldn't hide a smile in his face. His mom was one smart bitch and she knew him better than anyone. Or rather, she knew sides of him that no-one else knew.

"You never 'just ask' something."

"Don't be silly. I've seen you two. And I know she has those silly 'never's', doesn't mean she's not interested."

"You know what they are?"

"Why?"

"Just... I don't know. Do you know?"

"Are you planning on trying to make her break them?" Knew him better than most. Damn.

"No, just wondering what they are. Do you know?" He didn't think he was fooling her for a second, but there was no point in admitting that. Better to make her feel smart.

"I do actually."

"So?"

"So, what?"

"Are you going to tell me?"

"No, I'm kind of hoping that you are going to make her break them."

"Geez mom!"

"What? I have my amusements, you have yours. It's going to be tough though. And I'm kind of looking forward to it, it will be a lot more fun if I'm not butting in."

"You're not going to help your only son with this?" He tried to play the 'you're my mom'-card, it worked sometimes.

"Nope, but on the other hand, I'm not helping her when she's asking either."

"She's asking?" he really liked that. She was asking about him!

"I'm not saying another word. Give me that chocolate!"

He handed her mom the chocolate cake from the table. Al was asking about him!

Thank you all! It'll probably be a couple of days before I update again, but please be patient and don't worry, there will be more.