sol jones:

Dear countrys, I am alaska the daugther of russia and america. I'm next to canada I just wanna ask my fathers why you forget about me? And there was yaoi involed in my creation. I learned never to ask my siblings ever Sign, Ivana bragnski-jones Or alaska

America: I had a kid with the commie bastard? When was this?

Russia: You were drunk ^J^

America: *gasps* What did we do?

Russia: Alaska you would like a hug da? Im sorry that your other fathers a capitalistic pig, Im much better than him, vodka?

America: Communist bastard, dont feed her that shit!

Hungary: Yaoi? *nose bleed* Why was I not informed of this?

Me: Im wondering the same thing O.O

America: ...who were we talking about again?

Canada: Dont worry Alaska...he forgets everyone...

Kuma: Who are you?

Canada: *facpalm*

Me: Thanks for the letter!