Dear super-adorable-countries,
Hello! I'm Kleptogirl, but you all can Klepto. It's nice to meet all of you! Um, well, almost all of you... *Eyes France nervous-glare* *mutters*Damn pervert...
*Winks at Axis trio* Meh, hello! You guys are so cute~ and funny~! Except in Hetaoni, because its just do sad and-OH MY GLOB! STEVE! *Pulls out waffle-maker and lifts it in battle stance* FANGIRLS, ATTACK! *Runs after America's BFF Tony*
[[Ten minutes later]]
*Pops up from behind Prussia and giggles* I love your awesome-ness! *Grabs hand and drags Prussia and Italy away* Let us go spread pasta and awesome-ness to the perverted lands of France! Mwahahaha!
Love,
Kleptogirl~!
France: Hey! What is wrong with sharing l' amour, Mon cher? winks at Kleptogirl
Italy: Ve~ Pretty girl!
Germany: blush C-cute?
Japan: blushes more than Germany Oh...Arigato
Me: Never seen Hetaoni...
Japan: Prease dont...
Tony: Fuck! Runs
America: Tony! Dude Ill save you!
Me: sighs
Prussia: Oh hey! Kesese of course Im awesome!
Italy: Okay Miss!
Prussia: Kesesese lets pick on Francy-pants!
France: Oh cher...why me?
Me: Now we have a second letter! Isnt this special!
Dear Countries,
Howdy! I'm America's youngest daughter, Oklahoma, and I wanted to say hello to my Dads! Let's see, um...
Hello mio Papa! *Hugs France* Hola Papi! *Hugs Spain* Great to see you, dad! *one for Britain as well*
And a great big, What up dude? To my daddy! *Gives a hug to America*
*Gives a sly look* So there are four of you right? Who are the mommies, and who are the daddies? Ms. Hungary, you might get this on camera! *Giggles*
*Turns to Japan* Hello! It's very nice to meet you! *Bows slightly and looks up blushing* Um, I read a lot of your manga, and watch a bunch of anime. They usually do the bow, and I've always wanted to try it! I hope I didn't offend you or something...
-Oklahoma
Maria Jones
France: Oh! Bonjour mon enfant! hugs and kisses cheeks
Spain: Hola! Hugs
England: a hug?...oh might as well hugs
America: Haha! Hugs
Hungary: Ive got the camera! I have it with me all the time! You never know when there will be yaoi with these sexually repressed guys! thumbs up
Japan: jumps back O-oh! Arigato Oklahoma-chan! Bows No! You didnt offend me! And thank you again! Prease, it is an honor!
Me: Such a gentleman! Aw~
England: Wait Im supposed to be the bloody gentleman!
Me: See you guys next time ^^