AN: This is written for The Golden Snitch, World Sight Day Event. The prompt is: Write about a character trying to use the computer. I'm in Hogwarts, Slytherin! Enjoy!
THIS IS RATED T, FOR SUGGESETIVE MATERIAL, AND SOME SAUCY MOMENTS.
Draco Malfoy was in his wife's study, trying to snoop out what she was doing for his birthday that was in two days. He usually didn't go through her things, but Blaise was planning on throwing him a birthday party and he wanted to be sure that both celebrations would not clash.
Sighing despondently, he realized the only thing he had left to look through was her nefarious computer. He hated the thing, a few years back when him and Hermione were only dating, she had tried to help him learn how to navigate the Muggle Internet, but alas, he did not have the patience for such slow machines.
That's not saying that he did not like Muggle items, because he loved the Television and Movies, and their wacky coffee machines, and their phones. The Computer was just a big lump of white plastic and glass when he tried it the first time. Now what sat on top of her desk was a slim, silver rectangle. Feeling a tinkle of dread lace his stomach, he went and plopped down in her seat, ready to begin the unknown copious amounts of torture he was about to ensure.
Lifting the lid, and what he realized was the screen to stand straight up, he set a few book's behind it so the screen did not fall backwards. He watched as the screen came to life, shocking him that he did not need to push any button's this time around. He watched as the screen icon pictures popped into place on the background; a picture of her and Draco on their wedding day.
Having no clue as to where to look first, or even how to get the mouse there seeing as there wasn't one to the side of the computer, he did what anyone would logically do. He started hitting buttons. It wasn't until he hit the smooth square in the bottom center, under the keyboard, that he realized that was the mouse. Not knowing how to work it was killing him, so, he tentatively pressed one finger on the shiny expanse of plastic and watched as the mouse moved.
Letting out a shout of accomplishment, he trekked forward in the murky waters of computer use, and clicked the Chrome button once. When that didn't do anything, he tried repetitively hitting the cursor and watched as a multitude of browser pages opened.
It seemed luck was on his side for once, as a email notification popped up claiming: "Draco's Birthday." Rushing the mouse forward, he hurriedly clicked on it, only for multiple little squares saying 'download' popped up. The email he could see, was from Ginny Potter, Hermione's best girlfriend, and bringing the cursor down, he clicked on the first download square.
Once it was downloaded, an image viewer popped up, and with it, the first image. There in all her glory, laid Hermione wearing only her knickers. Getting excited in more way's then one over his sexy wife, he went back and opened every image that Red had sent, taking a hard, glorious look at each one.
Once he was satisfied, and forgetting completely about what he originally got on there for, Draco closed out of everything and closed the computer back.
As he went back to doing his work, he only had two thoughts on his mind. The first, that he loved his wife, and the second, that muggle computers weren't all that bad after all.