AN: This is written for The Golden Snitch, World Sight Day Event. The prompt is: Write about the superstition: 'your face will get stuck like that when the wind blows.' My school and house are, Hogwarts, Slytherin. Now, when I was looking up the prompt, I came across a forum asking when it originally came into existence, so I had some fun with it!
This may seem a bit OOC for both Draco and Hermione, but this is just a playful little one-shot!
They were having a childish argument, again, for the sake of nothing. The dating couple were arguing over who had the best book collection at first, then it went into who cooked better, and now it was who had more fun.
It wasn't until Draco pulled a face, waggling his eyebrows up and down, his cheeks puffed out, with his tongue stuck in between his lips, barely poking out, while pulling his ears out and down, that Hermione broke out into fits of laughter.
"You better stop that, when the wind blows, your face will get stuck!" Hermione teased.
"Oh, not this again. The Muggles have messed that one up completely," said Draco, his face falling back to normal. "It goes, 'When the wind blows, the hippogriff barks, and the magpies squawk, pull a face, and it gets stuck!"
"Whatever, I could always use a permanent sticking charm," she teased.
"But, you would have to find a new boyfriend, and that's a terrible lot of trouble to go through over a charm, now isn't it?"
"No, not really. It would probably be for the best, you know, I could find one that doesn't give me so much hassle all the time," Hermione relentlessly teased.
"That's it, you cheeky Witch! You're going down!" Said Draco, as he tackled Hermione onto their couch. He continuously tickled Hermione, not even giving up when she yelled surrender.
It was a while later, after they were both exhausted from their impromptu tickle war, when they both laid panting on their living room floor. That once Hermione got her breathe back, and broke the silence.
"You know I love you, don't you?"
"Of course, I do," Draco answered, "But, I love you more!"
With that, they got into another couple's war, about who loved who the most.