Me: We're back! Bet you thought I had discontinued this.
Candace: Zorua, what is this?
Me: Right, this is Candace from Phineas and Ferb; want to know how she came to be with us? Go read Doof's mistake. Now onto some news that I found exciting…
Maya: Quick warning; Zorua is about to spoil Decoded. If you haven't played it yet and were planning to; please scroll down to the story.
Me: Square Enix is bringing back Roxas, Xion, Axel, Namine, and the BBS trio!
White: It doesn't specifically say that all it says is Sora has to help them.
Me: And to do that; everyone is going to have to remember Xion.
Angel: He does have a point.
N: Well then; I guess we don't have much else to say…
Me: Xion is coming back; that means Rokushi is possible!
Maya: Just enjoy the chapter.
For the third time today; I found myself waking up. Maybe I should have opened my heart to the darkness; it would have been less painful then. At least I'm not in an alley this time; but how did I get here?
It's simple, a freak thunder storm struck you; and you fell unconscious. A passing horde of zombie monkeys picked you up and carried you here. But before they could eat you, a wave of fire washed over them; striking them dead… again.
Really?
I have no clue, you were unconscious meaning your eyes were closed; I may have been awake but that doesn't mean I can see through your eyelids.
Well I'm sorry, I don't know the extent of your powers; hell I had no clue you could see what I could see. For all I know you could produce an astral projection; can you do that?
I can't.
How do you know; have you tried?
No, I haven't tried; there is no way the author would allow me to do something like that.
Jessie what have I told you about breaking the fourth wall? Do you have any idea how much a new fourth wall even costs?
What do you mean? We've broken the fourth wall before.
You cracked it last time; you only referenced the readers last time not me.
So?
We need to talk in private; let me just…
A sharp slap across my face brought me from the internal discussion I was listening to. "What was that for? !" I demand rubbing my sore cheek. The blonde haired girl in front of me gave a look that just screamed: 'You've been awake for the past fifteen minutes, but were completely zoned out; I've been calling you and making a ton of noise; oh by the way what are those voices in your head; are you crazy? To be honest; it was the most amazing look, I've ever received.
"Why thank you; I do pride myself on the complex looks I give people." It was like she was reading my mind, "I did read your mind. I'm Lisa by the way; daughter of Ari and Angel." Why did it matter who her parents were? "Usually everyone knows who my mom is; a mutant bird-girl who can read minds." I have no clue why I would know about them; I'm not even from this world. "Good point, but still there are book about them."
The opening of a door pulled my attention from the discussion; I was losing interest in it anyway. The new person was another girl wearing a mask, a neon green shirt, and blue jeans.
"So you're the Keyblade's new wielder?" I nodded smirking smugly; the smug was soon replaced with a deep frown, with what she said next. "The worlds are doomed."
"You're one to talk; I don't see you with a weapon. Who are you anyway?"
"I'm SomethingAboutDarkAngels, or as most call me SADA; and don't say anything about me not having a weapon." Reaching to her back pocket she pulled out, a fragile looking glass dagger; this thing would probably break the second she tried to use it. There's no way it could do any damage to the heartless.
"Actually you're wrong; that knife can turn anything it stabs to glass. We actually have a pretty sweet business selling glass heartless," Lisa corrected me; pulling a large body made of glass, from what must be some portable black hole.
"So what you're saying is… I can't eat it?" I ask, suddenly realizing just how hungry I am.
"It's only now you're realizing how hungry you are?" She asked with a sly smile; getting up she turned to SADA. "Do you think it's about time we moved this story along? I mean it's been nearly three pages and all we've really done is talk."
"You're not going to feed me?" I demand appalled at the idea; that Lisa would remark on my hunger, and not do anything about it.
Quit bitchin'.
Nice to hear from you too Jessie; do you need me to fill you in on what's happened?
No, but if you don't pay attention; you'll need someone to. And it sure as hell won't be me.
Not wanting to look like an idiot I put my attention on the two others in the room. SADA sighed before speaking, "You're right; might as well just open the door."
Hey Jessie I just thought of something; how do you know Roxas?
Don't go poking holes in the way you were rescued.
Lisa yanked the door open and in walked… a blue and red heartless in a helmet, carrying a box with a girly heartless emblem on the box. In a squeaky voice it asked, "Is this room 301? Because I've got you quadruple dipped chocolate fudge filled brownies."
Taking no chances SADA threw her foot out; kicking the creature in its head. It dropped the cookies; sailing through the windows behind it. Lisa looked at the girl with her foot still raised. "Actually, that was a girl scout; but hey we got the brownies."
"And gained a witness to my crimes; but not for long," SADAraising her foot once more; a dark gleam in her eyes.
"This is madness," I yell being picked up by the collar of my grey shirt. Lisa rolled her eyes, knowing full well what SADA was planning to do with me.
"Madness? THIS! IS! FANFICTION!" She bellows, hurling me out the already broken window. Jessie because it only slightly increased my life span; will you tell me how you know Roxas now? She sighs; and let me tell you someone sighing inside your head isn't a pleasant experience.
Ignoring that last comment; I guess I could tell you how we met. The story starts at…
(With Maya and White)
"And you're sure it's Shire Folk, who wrote these reports?" Maya asks; staring down at the poorly written field report.
"Why would you think they aren't?" Candace asked raising an eyebrow. Maya sighed, looking over the many misspelled and misused information; wondering where exactly to start.
"Well he knows how to spell his name; and I'm pretty sure even a four year old knows that a heartless doesn't cry blood, or that they aren't vampire witches. But you know what; I'll give it a test just to make sure!" Maya exclaimed, grabbing the paper; thrusting it in front of White.
The Pokémon trainer yelped, diving behind a couch; letting out screams of terror and nonsense. "No, Hagrid don't tell her that you love her! She'll sleep with anything that moves!"
"What do these reports have to do, with us finding the Keyblade wielder anyway?" Maya demanded tossing the paper back onto the coffee table. Candace opened her mouth to reply; then stopped and actually thought about it for a minute.
"I'm… not really… sure," she admitted rubbing the back of her neck. The glare from Maya gave, was enough to jog the fifteen year olds memory; on the other information she knew. "The Key Bearer is going to be in the third distract; you better hurry if you want to catch him."
"Xion, take Iggy to the Gummiship," Maya ordered the ebony haired girl sitting on the couch.
"Alright, but where is she?" She asked tilting her head to the side in confusion.
"He's right next to you on the couch; he hasn't moved," Maya said helping White to her feet.
"Why didn't I notice him before?"
"Blame the writing," Maya muttered, leaving; White clinging to her arm for dear life.
(Back with me)
Alright so good news I survived, and I can beat Heartless now; bad news, I still don't know the difference between Heartless and Girl scouts on this world. But no one had died yet… I think.
Stop worrying; if they didn't want to be attacked, they wouldn't dress as heartless. Besides you got to eat and it was free.
Yeah, I guess you're right. Seeing the wooden door to the third district, I rush forward grabbing the handle excitedly; hey I've always wanted to meet crustacean aliens.
That's District Nine.
Really, then what's in the third district?
Probably some big monster; that will try to kill you.
Screw that! I'm staying right here; there's no way I'm putting my ass on the line for nothing, let the towns people defend their own homes. And so I sat down and waited; hours pass, I'm half-awake by this point. The third district door is slammed open; two pissed off girls covered in suet and bruises step out. Summoning my Keyblade I prepare to fight. The last thing I remember is, one of the two swinging her shield at me. One thought occurs to me as, for the umpteenth time today, I am knocked out; I really should have stayed in bed this morning.
Me: So there you guys go; the next chapter will be up as soon as I can get it. Also I would like to say if anyone has any ideas for worlds/fandoms to do please review saying so.
Angel: Actually please just review he always responds to reviews.
Maya: On that note we would like to congratulate the anonymous reviewer Peach; you were able to guess that the Rouxaz's somebody was Zorua.
White: We will be using your non-Disney idea.
N: Until next time.
Candace: Review.